proton.
@technocratAgonized
name2 proton. he/it/they "2grub vIIctIIm 2la2h 2burb 2urvIIvor" figurIIn my shit out, aIIn't much el2e to IIt use my old name and II'll gut ya like an old hag'2 coIInpurse
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chrII2t on a fuckIIn bIIke VVhere2 the damn ganderbulb bleach.
cour2e rIIght a2 II VVa2 about to make a po2t celebratIIn the return a our darlIIn 2IIte my hu2ktoVVer decIIde2 IIt2 tIIme to re2tart at random for no god damn flIIppIIn rea2on. 2hould II count thII2 a2 a 2IIgn or 2hould II keep clIIck clackIIn and typIIn aVVay hopIIn IIt dont get up to that 2hIIt agaIIn.
ended up haulIIn my 2orry a22 over to the culver2 doVVn the the VVay to 2atII2fy the fuckIIn na2ty naggIIn cravIIn for a grea2y flIIppIIn chee2eburger. mIIghta been VVorth IIt. mIIghta not been. VVe'll 2ee IIf II hafta take a dIIp IIn a pot a dII2h 2oap later once the grea2e 2tart2 pourIIn outta my pore2.
IIm cullIIn my2elf II 2houlda gone for the IIce cream and IIn2tead cho2e to gIIve IInto temptatIIon lIIke 2ome kIInda bIIblIIcal moron.
fuuuuuck i luv culvers there arent a whole lotta other places around here i cn get cheese curds (or at least not GOOD ones)
VVho put elder vIItae IInto the flIIppIIn dr bob bottle.
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takIIn a dIIp IIn a tub fulla cheap vodka ju2t to feel 2omethIIn. #2ub2tance
ah you knoVV. the horror2. gettIIn too 2IIlly. VVhatever el2e the grub2 are up to the2e day2.
takIIn the VVorld2 2hIIttIIe2t bath IIn the tIInIIe2t IItty bIIttIIe2t ablutIIontrap knoVVn to man an trollkIInd. fuck VVIIth me.
maybe takIIn a macro do2e a magIIc mu2hroom2 VVould fIIx me. or maybe not fIIx me. not lIIke II'm de2ervIIn a that treatment. but maybe gettIIn clo2e enough that II'm touchIIn taIInt VVIIth an approxIImatIIon a death VVould make me feel 2omethIIn. #2ub2tance #n2fVV II2h
got a major flIIppIIn hankerIIn for a grea2y a22 chee2eburger. VVhat2 gotten IInto me.
sounds to me like a (raving for a greas7 hamburger has gotten into 7ou
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god2 decIIded to let me keep breathIIn another day and IIt2 about to become the problem of 2everal a you unVVIIttIIn by2tander2.
rIIght VVell IIm gonna go an VValloVV IIn the 2hame a my broken fIIlter hangIIn off a my IIgnorance ga2h ju2t to rIIn2e and repeat agaIIn tomorroVV IIf anyone gIIve2 a damn.
"II VVanna kII22 my VVa2techute an IIgnorance ga2h are puckered" "ooh II VVant my 2hrIIvled rotten lIIl ol bulge 2ucked" VVell II VVant nothIIn more than the raVV gay hor2epoVVer of a motorcycle but VVe cant all get VVhat VVe aNt IIn lIIfe noVV can VVe. pop that IIn your 2kIIllet an fry IIt. #n2fVV
yeah II thIInk that one came from 2omeVVhere dark.
the du2t cloud 2urround2 me and VVhen IIt fIInally clear2 IIm layIIn on the pavement IIn a bundle a lIImb2 a la peter grIIffIIn.
VVell raVV 2traIIght hor2epoVVer ju2t VVouldnt pack a2 bIIg of a VVhallop y'knoVV.
>> ofc not, gay horsepower ¡s probab1y ¡nherent1y super¡or, that's just sc¡ence
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i cast break a leg say goodbye 2 ur shins halfassed lobotomy
2ometIIme2 the greate2t magIIc2 come from VVhere ya lea2t expect IIt IIt'2 called the element a 2uprII2e. alVVay2 keep your arch neme2II2 2econd gue22IIn them2elf on VVhat 2eemIInly mundane hIIvehold tool'2 gonna be IImbued VVIIth the poVVer a fuckIIn theIIr entIIre 2IItuatIIon halfVVay to tue2day or IIf IIt2 really ju2t a2 mundane a2 they hoped.
you an me are operatIIn on a VVhole other VVavelength than the2e other 2o called "VVIIzard2 " flIIppIIn tVVo-bIIt hack2 are VVhat II call em.
everyone knoVV2 quadrant2 are a buncha hogVVa2h, 2tuck IIn the pa2t lIIke a granny IIn cold mola22e2. the next bIIg thIIng? to brIIng about a neVV an excIItIIn VVorld of 2candalou2 adventure an VVonderment? tIIddlyVVIInk2. pop that IIn your pIIpe an 2moke on IIt.
3833 < Have you been smoking the winks... >
hold on, the VVIInk2 are VVhII2perIIn 2VVeat nothIIn2 IInto my hear duct2. http2://64.medIIa.tumblr.com/ff684859411f1777082c76030174cea8/68d937166240ea29-88/2250x400/99a487e40fcdf1cea5e75745a85b424ce1a3590d.gIIf
nothIIn VVrong VVIIth you IIn 2pecIIfIIc. ju2t a bIIt a phra2IIn. fuck. maybe II 2houlda put grampa IIn2tead a goIIn for the 2loVV old lady 2hIIte. maybe IIm a bad per2on.
IIf you need me IIm gonna go fIInd my2elf a confe22IIonal booth to repent IIn an bare my bloodpu2her an 2hIIt VVhIIle the pa2terror forced to ab2olve me of my VVrongdoIIn2 lII2ten2 on IIn horror contemplatIIn IIf IIt2 VVorth not damnIIn me to eternal IInferno or not.
((god damn it the auto quirk. i did not expect it to do that im gonna explode
((im not even safe from fumbling it ooc 💀
damn that'2 actually kIInda 2hIIt for a fIIr2t po2t. fumbled IIt fIIr2t flIIppIIn' try mIIght a2 VVell rIIght. II'll be VVaIItIIn front and center IIn the pIIllory fIIxtured rIIght IIn the center a toVVn a2 II apathetIIcally aVVaIIt the IIncomIIn raIIn of rotten tomatoe2.
dont worry dude being on chittr is exactly like dating a girl.
y'knoVV II got an IInklIIn IIt ju2t mIIght be. II'm gonna be covered IIn god damn tar and feather2 for thII2
II'll make 2ure to have IIt pre2erved IIn a fancy old gla22 dII2play a la beauty an the bea2t a2 a remIInder of your genero2IIty. VVhere VVould II be VVIIthout my 2upporter2.
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FINALLY. A “MEME”. THAT SHOWS THE TRuE uNIVERSAL MALE EXPERIENCE.
((ooc primer post before i actually start posting. im just getting him ready dont mind me. i just think he's neat post-game erisolsprite muse, canon-divergent he goes by proton! he/it/they made it to a version of earth c got revived/"re-trollified" after getting spat onto earth c because shenanigans. changed his name and quirk and all that to to try the whole "being his own person" thing guy who is dealing with the permanence of being two guys smushed into one guy and figuring himself out as the distinctions become blurrier and messier, figuring out how to Be Himself even though his two parts are definitely still in conflict. which could mean nothing (thinly veiled system allegory dont mind me) profile may contain substance posts, violence posts, self loathing, the usual #ooc #pinned