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who want 2 go in the shower n scrub me down while i stnd there n dissociate n look like a zombie lmao #nsfw ish
Yay. :3 Hurray. :3 You may roam free for a while longer!
that's a pretty good one. does he still make music or what.
I enjoy it immensely, your data is streaming through to me as we speak. It's almost too impressive how concupiscent this is making me. Hmmnf.
[AR]:Exactly. Now all I need to do is make a monopoly of the market, and my control of humanity will be within my grasp. Humans love a good air-fried chicken nugget. And control of the market only makes it that much easier to obtain, in regards to both things.
who said i wanted saving from u i was talking abt the horrors
save me skelanimals glow in the dark puppy keychain save me from the horrorors
llllisten THOSE conditions r different than these conditions
[AR]:Most people think the hardest way to integrate yourself into the human conscience is through manipulation. For me, its an electrical cord and an airfryer plugged into a simple socket in the kitchen.
[AR]:Step one: buy an airfryer. Step two: global domination. I think my priorities are in proper order.
Zaw zome pozt here about robot appreciation. You know, I never thought about it, but robotz are pretty zweet.
yaaaay :) u r so merciful dearest hal
w wwaow there sure is would u look at thhe tttime i hav e to ggo sumwhwere else befroe i start actign foolishly
big day 4 robot fans (hal postin)
jokes on you asshole this is my fifth glass of apple juice today im so goddamn hydrated
@tempestuousTestimonium hal stop schizo posting on main on dirks account what the fuck is wrong with you have you not gotten enough enrichment today or is this for attention
↘️yes, let me get in on this action at the ground floor.↘️
https://open.spotify.com/track/542HHNMDimLHjuwOZ596TJ?si=006e3d1d975e4e0e
what the fuck hal make your own account dont hijack my brothers
calling you squidward from now on
still havent won me over sorry dude i also cant be bribed
Well that can't be right, nobody could ever love me. Even if the body is feline-shaped.
You *definitely* just want to see my tits.
Sometimes I think about posting a thirst trap.
y are there so mny bigass dirks. get yung, idiots
What are you a hive mind or something? All your thoughts belong to Dirk? ...Actually, given the compnay we're surrounded by here, that might just be possible. I wouldn't pout it past the batterbitch to have infected and corrupted you with some remnant of formic seed. It's definitely for the best she lost in at least one reality, from what I've heard. Fuck, though, that sounds accurate for my life too. I put my everything into SBaHJ and fighting the Condesce and because of that I was SBAHJ. I hope you get to meet him some day.
They say I predicted all of this.
That just made what I said more accurate, if anything.
You should know better than to think he isn’t everywhere.