Roan Lalonde. He/Him.
@tenaciousTheologist
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I've misplaced the deck of tarot I usually use in the packing process of my house. Would any other tarot readers like to take over the daily tarot card reading today?
Hoping it turns up. I'll keep an eye out.
Thank you, please do. If I've misplaced it anywhere it would be in my new apartment, you have my permission to enter if you like. I have nothing to be ashamed of in there.
Mutual. Open door policy to Casa De Strider. If you need any help with the move, let me know. I have three bots that can assist and one bot that will be a professional nuisance.
Three out of four isn't too bad. Personality hire. Once I have everything boxed up I'll message for the assistance.
Seb is not the personality to hire. He is more of a menace to society. A criminal that we harbor in fear of revenge after his escape from prison.
Oh dear.
Recovered a cursed tome, throwing it in the "to dispell" pile. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Donate it to me instead. Ave Satanas.
What a disappointment.
I will force him into a blood pact with me to bind his tongue from ever uttering falsehoods and lies to me again. Of course I'll break his nose to get the blood in the first place, retribution and all that.
THaat sounds quite intense. IS there aanything thaat caan be done for you?
reasonable response!
I don't believe so. I think the only thing that will help is putting someone through severe pain.
I'd like to think so.
I believe thaat is the only thing I aam reaally good aat. UNless, of course, you would prefer to inflict the paain yourself
This needs to be from my own hand.
I think I should start hitting men. Especially men bigger than me. There's something about a 5'3" twink slapping the shit out of a 6'+ man and making him cry.
i accept my fate
Piss me off and we'll see.
I'm back.
Roan. :>
Hello Larkso, I missed seeing your text gracing my screen.
The feeling is mutual Bland Highblood.
@tenaciousTheologist @caesarsArmament If either of you are free tomorrow night, this is a formal invitation to the church of the damned. I'd extend the offer to anyone else familiar in the occult, but you would need references.
I'll be there.
I've invested in a robe for you, assuming you don't already have one. Which I'm wondering if I'm eating my words mentioning that.
There's no harm in adding another robe to the collection.
Daily Tarot Card. Eight of Cups. Today is the day you make that decision. You have reached a turning point and you must be willing to close doors if you want others to open. Allow yourself to mourn the loss of old friendships, but know that often it is for the better, and do not dwell on what could have been. They have made their decisions just the same as you are having to make yours.
:33 < hmmmrr purrhaps this is the sign i was looking fur... :33 < thank you fur the reading, roan :33c
Always happy to provide, Nepeta.
I won't be around for the next few days, or at least, I will be mostly absent, save for a few intermittent posts here or there perhaps. Only if the mood strikes me. I will provide one more tarot reading later at the usual-ish time. After then, I expect you all to take care of yourselves.
PLeaase, aalso maakke sure to taakke caare of yourself. AAnd of course, be kkind to yourself, taakke your time
I appreciate your kindest always, Lantan.
I will, rest assured.
🜲 See you when I see you. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
Yes.
I laughed harder than I should have.
Snrk.
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Incredibly important message, thank you for sharing.
My friends beam
Yes.
Hiiiiii
Hi Kris. <3
Hi Roan. Meow are you?
Ready for my usual daytime slumber.
Okay, but counterpoint... what if you had the zoomies instead
I'll let you in on a secret. I may not seem to, but I indeed did have the 'zoomies' earlier and rearranged my new bedroom, again.
Ooh, the productivity zoomies.
The very ones.