♣ mediated by @tenaciousTheologist
For the next #RosesPoolsideDriveIn would you rather watch: Red reacts: The VVitch OR Black reacts: Rob Zombie's Halloween
gulp hes here
liking a post is great cuz no one will ever know its me unless i post about liking it then they know and can out me lotta time to think this one over before hitting send hmmmmmmm
Apologies Roan. I was... Overcome.
OH MY GOD NO DO NOT DO THIS SHIT HERE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SPARE MY EYES IM BEGGING YOU ILL DO FUCKING ANYTHING JUST PLEASE
i didnt know he was my boyfriend till about 20 minutes ago man.
entering a Making Something All About Me Competition and my opponent is my brother https://i.postimg.cc/cH9BWwp2/image.png
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH KILL ME
im so tired mr trollbama i cant take it anymore
my sincerest apologies.
Every time more than two Striders post, I know it’s time to retire for the night.
Remember to love your family.
hm but wouldnt it be funnier if it was needlessly public and we had parasocial pitfighting bets taken on all sides with no option to opt out or meaningfully disengage due to the sheer number of people commenting on it lol jk unless
:33< wait nyo :33< i want to watch!!! :33< humans are so fucking weird with their family relationships :33< i n33d to know
no wait i want to watch
i feel like spongebob running away from flats hes going to kick my butt man
jesus fuck howws anyone supposed to get their beauty rest wwith that FUCKIN SHITCLOWWN HONKIN ON THE FEED ALL NIGHT
ok apparently i have a boyfriend now and also theres a whole dude in my house. anything else anyone wants to make me aware of? thanks.
uhh nah yknow the other one with like super strength
my bro is in the other room and hell kick your ass dude im serious and i will but yknow hes like that guy or whatever
ive got a real sicko banging my line and he might also be in my house so im really not sure what to do about that
imgoingtofuckingvomitthisissostupid bro can you please unblock me so we can do this privately? i freaked out and did stuff without thinking but im done now. please. thanks. signed dave.
Chill, mate. This ain't reading for me. Mine says Tower, Five of Swords and <—E—ight of Wands. See? Chill.
🜲 It's ⚜lmost like it's some sort of voyeurism ritu⚜l. Of course it isn't, but to ⚜ n⚜ked globe one could think so. Snrk. #suggestive ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
🜲 Your chitt history is re⚜lly something, huh? ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
drank enoughd gor the chest pain to not be releavnt caise im too busy trying not to either pass otu or puke or both. 10/10 doctors would recommend. #substance
im shrugging and sticking my tongue out and a zany little outro song is playing as we speak.
I am happy to announce that I will have a spectacular 10,000 Kult score post for you all eventually <33 Thank you for all the love, the hate, the pity, and most of all the mediation
did you know! the devil card represents everything wrong with you.
yea yea.
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i hate suckin dick when its soft bc the gremlin in me wants to chew it
This house is comfy I might stay here :o) :o) :o)
DO NOT hmu iif you're tryna get iinsiide me. ❌️ #scared
You just keep being rude as hell huh. I’m a holy bird. The only God I respect is the one with a capital G. Amen. Hallelujah.
Praying right now to spite all of you.
shit, sorry, that might be me
thanks everyone who liked my last chit but didnt ask me whats wrong ive convinced myself there are bugs in my skin and have started to claw at myself until i realized there are no bugs in my skin and im just paranoid and my skin hurts now.
i too am a cosmic entity going to clubs to seduce brendon urie and eat him. #nsfw
oneof my best friends is another me it makes me feel arrogant as fuck. hi @fastidiousSwordsman
youre offerinf to be more stalkerish. youknow that right? id much rather be aware of when ive got an audience, roan. lmao.
does it count as a vagueopost if my entire notif tab is all you? lolol.
mss you.
talking to other bros is great when im in a particularly good mood.
anonymous said some bullshit: Dare you to DM someone you're crushing on i am a grown troll and very busy pretending im dead ill have a crush later
aita am i (31c) the asshole for using a reddit specific term on a reddit parody post even though the poster didn't know the term? i was just trying to continue the bit. #aita
The Tarot Draws The Tower.
please feel better :(
had 2 broken ribs, some internal bleedin n a few sets of 3 equally spaced out stab wounds all things considered it coulda been a lot worse n at least they gave me the good stuff 4 the pain 💅 #substance
;o) Always a pleasure, Mr. Lalonde.
a brother's gotta boost the stats of those he got a fondness for.
ᓚ₍ ^. ̫ .^₎ I can not promise I won't bite.
im jus tryin 2 avoid doin anything that can b remotely considered heroic or just prior to the fight yk
if i die i die #fighttime
you n me later pretty buoy @tipsyGlamour dont forget 38D #violence
Hmm... where is brobot... i feel the need to get my fight on.
hmm.
// {:o] // tHink y u c uld use it t wring ut a tr ll f r tHeir Bl d? HeeeHeHHH. #g re #B dyH rr r
why are all +he ask boxes ge++ing +he same ques+ion lmao who is doing +his
that (an't possibl7 be right. i have to be reading into it too mu(h. either wa7, i am going to wat(h for sure #dashwat(hing #vagueposting
JJBA is overrated. #inflamatory #ragebait
i̳ ̳w̳a̳s̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳d̳a̳r̳k̳.̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ f̵i̵r̴s̷t̵ ̳c̳o̳w̳e̳r̳e̳d̳ ̳b̳e̳n̳e̳a̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳c̳o̳v̳e̳r̳s̳.̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳a̳ ̳s̳h̳a̳p̳e̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳m̳e̳d̳ ̳a̳t̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳f̳o̳o̳t̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳b̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳a̳ ̳s̳h̳a̳m̳b̳l̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳m̳o̳u̳n̳d̳.̳ ̳j̳u̳s̳t̳ ̳o̳u̳t̳s̳i̳d̳e̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳c̳o̳r̳n̳e̳r̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳e̳y̳e̳.̳ ̳c̳o̳l̳l̳a̳p̳s̳e̳d̳ ̳u̳n̳d̳e̳r̳ ̳i̳t̳s̳ ̳o̳w̳n̳ ̳w̳e̳i̳g̳h̳t̳.̳ ̳i̳ ̳w̳a̳s̳ ̳s̳h̳y̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳n̳.̳ ̳u̳n̳r̳e̳a̳d̳y̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳f̳a̳c̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳c̳o̳n̳f̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳h̳a̳v̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳s̳t̳a̳r̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳l̳o̳n̳g̳e̳d̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳l̳i̳f̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳l̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳c̳o̳v̳e̳t̳e̳d̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳m̳y̳ ̳o̳w̳n̳ ̳a̳l̳o̳n̳g̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳a̳t̳t̳e̳n̳t̳i̳o̳n̳.̳ ̳c̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳g̳i̳v̳e̳ ̳m̳e̳?̳ ̳p̳e̳r̳h̳a̳p̳s̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳.̳
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please god if youre real and you love me let this be a wake up call for him to give up the violent grind
does it hav 2 b abt anybody?? 😇
Feel like you're greatly overestimating how worked up I am over this?
c< well, its Nice 2 see MOre peOple gettiN iN2 tHe practice at least! >c
Sleep is vvery important
tell me you didnt pick uno i just watched the number go up
sometimes i fantasize about them coming home drunk and beating me until i feel numb. They kick me in the ribs until i can hardly breathe. then they start to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive them. They holds me all night as i gently cry into their t-shirt. please help is there any hope for me #shitpost #violence#vaugeposting
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I'm gonna throw up on someone.
Here's my radical opinions as a cis male in Texas.
Y'all ain't prepared for my opinions.
Ah, ever the Seer. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
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guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons.
:33< clay? :33< i thought icarus wings fur wax and they melted when they got close to the sun? :33< if they fur clay wouldnt they set when he got close to the sun?