♦ pitied by @tenaciousTheologist
My heir is naught but a tragedy bestowed upon me. Attempts at remedy have proved unavailing.
:o) This evening has been most... :o( Displeasing.
He Called Me A " Whore " In So Many Words But That Was, Of Course, My Fault. As It Was My Fault For Thinking For A Single Moment That Someone Could Handle All Of The Insanity That Comes With Being With Me In Any Way. Eventually I Will Always Become " Too Much ". I Can't Help It. #nsfw I Suppose.
no no nono no effin way thats rly her it cant rly b her right?? #vague ??
(( The one downside of google forms is everyone gets to see my embarrassing ass old email when I submit something
My Long Day Factory Wasn't Long Enough, Now I Have The Rest Of The Night Alone With My Pan. #notpositive #pensive
youre up late @tenaciousTheologist
its been a goddamn day #yearning for the sopor sludge to engulf me
Hm. I suppose pathetic attracts pathetic.
꒰i read this as inexplicably no and i was about to say well that seems pretty explicable actually꒱
i wanna take a ride on your disco chit
every time you hit that hater reaction on one of my chits i lose an eyelash you guys this shit is serious i have a pretty good ratio going but i know at some point soon i’ll be bald lidded and what the hell does an eligible bachelor become once hes caught with no eyelashes #fuckedrightup
at a point in my agony where im considering making ammends with dave. might need to call a doctor sooner than i thought.
please god if youre real and you love me let this be a wake up call for him to give up the violent grind
this is some sort of divine punishment for being an awful brother.
lmao ur ok it actually IS abt some1 but if u wanna find out who, ig ull hav w check it in your cards ;3
good evvenin ivve come to make an announcement i adore my amazin and ridiculous wwizard matesprit thats it that is all ill be postin about today #pda
:o) I am retiring to my recuperacoon for the night :o) and perhaps by the time I am awake :o) All of this stupid war shit will be over :o) And we can all get back to regular posting :o) Like #DiamondsDroog :o) Remember that one? Classic.
:o? Roan? :o) Whatever is the matter.
how the motherfuck am i supposed to pick a side in this. there's bitches and hoes i love on both sides of this mess. and its all over THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD. THIS IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST, MOST MOTHERFUCKIN' ASININE ARGUMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. especially considering. I don't be giving a motherfuck. About either of these dumb yaoi motherfuckers. #Jakedirk #Dirkjake it doesn't matter in the fuckin' slightest when the only yaoi you should ever give a shit about is Calibloz. Caliborn Kurloz. Myself and my beautiful Lord. The most #ALPHA of motherfuckers paired with myself. his ever devoted servant. just FOOD FOR MOTHERFUCKING THOUGHT.
this is a loaded question okay
Feel like you're greatly overestimating how worked up I am over this?
i was so stupid i am so stupid i feel like a fucking idiot #sadposting
… you know i picked turntechgodbeheaded to keep with tg but suddenly i have remembered dirk exists and maybe i should change that actually that feels cruel #lmaowhoops
damn i feel really betrayed right now it’s whatever there’s plenty more out there right #vagueposting
i’m listening to radiohead that’s how betrayed i feel right now
why cant you just do me a favor man
owen wilson
close them nuh uh
Oh, wait, I'm his dog.
can i help you @astralAnarchy https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1388852064565723249/1505248744017494219/image.png?ex=6a09efa2&is=6a089e22&hm=3c5301f6e6d5dc904652425970c9b34effc8cc6bfc968929c720b859b5e0f423
id cut off the sleeve of my obscenely expensive gown without a second thought if it meant he could keep sleepin on it lookin all graceful n shit #vagueposting
Hey why the fuck is this troll just liking every single chitt of mine wtf
JUst cleaaned the hive https://i.postimg.cc/JnVSf16g/hive-cleaaned.png
the way they got me feelin all giddy whenever i see purple text on the feed is startin 2 feel a lil pavlovian honestly
When you're too quiet about it it didn't happen. When you're too vocal about it it didn't happen. When you talk about it just right nothing happens. You claim to love your children but this is the reality of their lives. #vaguepost
aw come on. B(
OH, no, it is nothing serious, I just feel likke aan idiot. But thaankk you, your kkindness haas been noted
SMaackking me on the thinkk paan would be greaatly aappreciaated
I don't thinkk so. I just, uh... Messed up
im just tired is all rested for less than id actually like and noww im just enjoyin nothin but an egg
rrgh 2lept wwrong.. criick iin neck..
My main man Ballistic Gel Torso can never lose. My figurative money's on him.
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undertale tarot
It's been guessed correctly. It's Babushka.
:33< damn :((
i'm iN ThAt dOuBlE R, fAlLiN' tHe fUcK ApArT cOoKiN' uP My fRoNtAl lObE pLaY It sTrOnG On tHe pAlM HuSk, BuT I CrY WhEn aLoNe 'cAuSe mY EgO JuSt hIt a nEw lOw, FuCk. #vIbEs #SuBsTaNcE #yEaRnInG
Unfortunately, I will not be attending the masquerade. I know, it's a shame. You may put away the disappointed frowns now, all none of you. I'm busy as fuck, and will continue to be for probably all of today. Sad times. Try not to have too much fun without me.
#newjerseyrelatedsuffering 😭
turns out reading certain shit at 1am when ur alrdy emotionally held together w duct tape n caffeine is maybe not the galaxy brain decision i thought it was everythings fine or w/e i just gotta step away n go lie face down somewhere 4 a min #vent ig
c< i tHiNK sO, yeaH >c
oh no :(
hey champ me and your ma have been talking and i think we are gonna put you down #euthanasia
my check engine light came on like ten years ago and i havent bothered to go to the doctor
Jason Derulo has to be the worst musical artist ever. Not cause he's a bad person. Not cause he made Talk Dirty. Because he's so self absorbed every song has his name in the first fifteen seconds. Still he makes bangers so I don't care.
Im exhausted
K--<i can read tarot too btw but i dont because every time i pull it shows me really grim omens so i got mad and locked my tarot deck in a cupboard
i normally crave physically touch ... but for some reason recently if someone were to try and touch me i would try and tear their arm off. uh so don't try that at least for a while
horny possting firsst tthing in tthe morning like a divorced motther pouring hersself a martini at 10am
oh no :(
rose (my rose not the rose reading this) you need to get pregnant of kanaya somehow its our only fucking hope
hangover :|
same (had coffee after takin my adhd meds)
i wish i didn't wake up this morning
I'm a pillow princess. I do things all day give me a break in bed. This also may be why I am a virgin. #nsfw
I do feel anxious messaging mods for badges.
Fuckkkkkkk fuck fuck fuckkkkk I have things to do today. I can't get high and go to bed... #substances
I need to shut my fucking big mouth.
I need to stop talking about fisting on chittr.ing. #nsfw
I DIDNT GET FISTED. #nsfw
Thinking about it too much gave me a stomachache.
I had opinions about fisting #nsfw
In depth analysis about how to get a reaction with emotion from a Bro.
I yearn to have internalized homophobia. #brokebackmountain
one a these days i wwill ask for a day off and sleep the entire day god wwhat a dream #yearning
could say the ghosts are bustin at that #nsfw #suggestive
karkat added makara to the polycule and this isn't how i expected that sopor crash out to go but i'm not complaining.
you should drink some c4 so you start feeling like your skin has ants crawling on it too
did you know tame impala is just one guy
bought a vibrator that connects to spotify wanted yall to know i think this is how eminem was meant to be listened to #nsfw
crockergpt how do i get a pitchfling even tho i cant bring myself 2 actually hate any1
I must endure an entire day of this? Ough
It's not a nightmare, it's a vision. Sorry to break news.
I Don't Want To Get Up To Grind My Beans. :<
had a rly rly weird dream last night.. not even in like a funny surreal way tbh just one of those dreams that sticks to u after u wake up n makes everything feel kinda off for the rest of the day idk, i got a bad feeling about it honestly :/
been real busy recently, if you knowv vwhat i mean ;) #suggestivwe
rockin around the clock alright ;)
vwhy are my chits gettin pitied and mediated? #wvagueposting
i jUsT MoThEr fUcKiNg bOuGhT SoMeThInG. hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/137a4eD85912.jPeG
Scientists have discovered the fringe alternate timeline in which the human Creators are all British in origin. Everything is the same, practically speaking, but it's Rouse and Rouxy Lalonde.
It seems that 'Eight Silly Monkeys' has been banned from Dracula's castle as well as 'My Immortal'.
I'm sorry for posting this
sometimes i fantasize about them coming home drunk and beating me until i feel numb. They kick me in the ribs until i can hardly breathe. then they start to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive them. They holds me all night as i gently cry into their t-shirt. please help is there any hope for me #shitpost #violence#vaugeposting
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okay this is actually pretty tragic to read feel free to message me if you need or want to talk further maybe i can help out at the very least i can shut the fuck up and listen shocking i know
time to change your name and flee the country bro goddamn what happened
You fellas ever consider that under the clothes, you’re still naked? Scary stuff. #scary
are you gonna be alright
When I'm happy I say: Bitches love my sexy shades When I'm sad I say: ...I'm so tired...
[ >A WICKED CURSED HATH BEEN LAIN UPON MINE PSYCHE WHILST MINE GUARD WAS DOWN... A ROOKIE MISTAKE. NOW THE WIZARD MUST WORKETH ON DISINFECTING ITS THINKSPONGE FROM AN AUDITORY HEX, ONE IN WHICH TROLL JUSTIN BIEBER'S "BABY" TUNE IS STUCKETH WITHIN IT. SEND HELP_ ]
ivve been sick as fuck this is awwful
listen i love you to death dude but your definition of sharing is like 75 percent yours and 25 percent mine its statistically uneven
FUUUUCK.
my spine owww.
I'm sorry I don't know how to rig this game :(
Oh my god, they got Roro immediately.
Day 1 #hungergames Sorry @diamondsDroog, @tipsyGalactica, @automatonArisen, and @blatantGodhead https://i.postimg.cc/hvbfD5k2/Screenshot-20260512-225920.png https://i.postimg.cc/pLdpvkqf/Screenshot-20260512-225934.png https://i.postimg.cc/SK2R2R0f/Screenshot-20260512-230002.png https://i.postimg.cc/Rh9ZDTWT/Screenshot-20260512-230024.png https://i.postimg.cc/CMH1f92s/Screenshot-20260512-230044.png
dude thank god i was starving and didnt have to be subjected to the horrors of eating some bullshit casserole although part of me wishes i had the chance to at least try one dogshit casserole
the big yaoi company is taking my yaoi rights away cause im a woman now #nsfw i guess
good luck with that im in space
i fucking typo </3
you asked
dude ew
(0) #nsfw #imagery
click here to see my valve #nsfw
OKAY SO IT SEEMS A FEW OF YOU CAN'T READ THE BIG LETTERS THAT SAID "THIS POST IS FOR ME JUST IGNORE THIS ONE"
im just gunna say this so i dont accidentally jinx it so im not gunna say what would be jinxed but consider this me saying what i want to say by not saying what i was going to
dont talk bad on nanna on my post
Dove please
see! i told you "please please please" works!!!
Dove he's gonna think I'm so desperate
dont worry girl i gotchu
I'm mortified omfg
im always looking out for my homies fistbump
DOVE WHAT THE FUCK
@tenaciousTheologist dont let jade fumble she needs this
Oh yeah well um I'm quite fond of your face! Ha!
...can pe0p1e n0t n0rma11y m0ve that much?
i'm g0nna need an invite.
shadowdroppers specifically the kinds from dusk of the dead, 28 nights later, etc
okay, im better now.
would love if my stomach didnt hurt.
my back pain is crazy
yes.. no no NO FUCK!!!!
I know I know... Do I at least get a treat for this?
>>>>>>:( This muzzle is stupid and uncomfy
BUT ITS SO BIG AND ITS GONNA HURT :((((((
You guys wouldn't actually put me down if I got rabies right Haha right
I need a rabies vaccine YESTERDAY
rabies #rabies #yep #imrabiesinfested
top five worst thing my bro has said to me 1- "can you do [literally anything] for me?" 2- "this beat sucks" 3- "let me do your hair" 4- "watch your sisters" 5- "i love you"
... Waitthatsapossibility
“Should my offspring remember me long after I have departed this plane, I would pray it is not as an oracle enthroned above their fate, nor as one of those pitiful sages who mistake cold calculations for wisdom. Authority is among the frailest forms of devotion, and it survives only so long as fear remains to preserve it. No - let me instead be remembered as one would the warmth of a hearth long abandoned. A presence not always consciously, nor perfectly clear, but in which lies the certainty that somewhere in the architecture of one’s soul there once existed a place where becoming oneself was permitted without punishment. There are magicks capable of preserving the body against rot, the voice against silence, even the mind against the mercies of time. I have studied many of them, yet none have struck me as particularly noble pursuits. The true ambition of parenthood ought not be eternal vigilance or immortality through legacy, for legacy is merely vanity wearing ceremonial robes. Rather, it is the thankless and infinitely more difficult miracle that one’s spawn continues, even after your extinction, to seek delight in the world unashamedly. To leave behind a soul ever so capable of joy. This alone seems to me a form of magick worthy of reverence. Anything beyond it is merely another frightened scholar bargaining poorly with oblivion.” - Calmasis the Redeemed, from Complacency of the Learned by Rosalia E. Lalonde nunca te ouvidaré, mamá
shit, if that ain't a feelin' i Can share. we'll 6et throu6h it, hard as it mi6ht end up bein'.
friend, i feel it all too damn well. amount of times i wish i was just bein' held by anyone...
Roan I am going to tackle hug you if you do not cheer up >:(
Sold. What better way to spend my hard-earned dough than on a ephemeral moment of bliss, like any human being would. Except this might just be the most fleeting source of dopamine available, but I'll fucking take it.
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Also, happy mother's day. Anyone who knows the name Rose Lalonde likely knows the inherently complex relationship myself and my kin have with our mothers. I can tell that some here have come to terms with or even repaired those complex cracks, but unfortunately today has only ever been a painful day for me. A day of wishes and wants, regrets and uncertainties, that I could have been a better daughter and she could have been a better mother. All of that aside, I hope that those of you who still have the chance to can return to your mothers the same respect she gives to you, whatever that may look like.
// bits officially over. its run its course and im starting to think i overstepped a little. sorry!
》 Emergency 5hutdown. !n!t!ated.
Just need a blowtorch to sterilize my sword.
There are some pet names that don't need to make it into public if I EVER hear someone call their girlfriend bunny again I'm pulling my sword out and killing them. #violence #murder
Good morning and night to all.
uh i can do the facepaint kit and mascara dont think hed appreciate the rats though
any tips and tricks on a care package for a goth guy
im a man of many tastes
I'm sad.
"When I'm eating out my friends and there all scrolling on their phones." Please download grammarly.
[redacted] meow
Y'all ain't prepared for my opinions.
hey can you delete this maybe
vwait. vwhat does this mean? transparent? hey seriously vwhats up vwith that
I'm never alone. ... It's right behind me, I know it is. #horror
time(line) zones r the enemy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fbcfc78c3e3.png
#listeningnowv #wvagueposting https://openspotifycom/track/6t3jeiashynbvw6z2mcruqc?si=gnqvwj1g-tevwoa-agl-2klq
u gonna b ok roan? :(
Hmm, well its a good thing i dont need money because i am a god and also because i dont have human remains. :)
i misspelled morning as broning. fuck it. broning.
i mean u can stop by whenvr but be warned that theres a 50% chance the tiny one (antithesis) mite try 2 bite ur nose off
repostin my chud sons https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5a8d600fbef.png
...I'll try.
another wwin for the day
shut up this is a really important question directed to my really good friend zabrak
no i can genuinely be civvil if maybe i dont get threatened wwith bein hexed sometimes and i do havve a lot of books to share
sigh so is this a no to me joinin the book club
4 sleeping bags + stairs. I'm killing at least one of my kids tonight on accident.
WHAT'S A PIRATE'S FAVORITE LETTER IN THE ALPHABET? MOST PEOPLE ASSUME IT'S THE "R," BUT HIS FIRST LOVE IS THE "C." #DADJOKE
oh cmon i can be civvil
goddamn thank you roan, you’re cool as shit
lets out a single pitious whimper but doesnt elaborate
Ah, ever the Seer. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
mmmmm energy drink.
hmm energy drink.
I d9n't 6elieve s9? 6ut may6e f9r th9se unc9mf9rta6le users, y9u tag the p9sts pr9perly.
who gaf abt sum haterz bbyboy ??? post 2 ur <3s content (an bc i wanna learn bout ur interestzzzzz)
big hyuge news btdubz :D !!!!! mommaz been exerising an im on 5 jumperop skips in a row saurrr its liek SO OVAR 4 my enemies
Such is the way of any transliteration of the whims of a wayward wandering woegothic. That said, trans AND a patron of the Horrorterrors? Careful now. If one doesn’t mind their settings, that sort of unseemly knowledge has a way of spreading.
No idea worth having was ever had sobbing fitfully to radiohead - no surprises (slowed + reverb) at maximum volume behind a locked door at home after twelve hours of no contact with another living being. Be the first. #Sageposting #WitchChittr #Depression #Moodswings #LowBloodSugar
MOMMA GOT BADGES fck yaaaa das wut takin a social media break does 4 ur brain tbh
FOK u rite imma stand 10000 meters away but jst so yu kno ........ ilysm
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/48oX55j4gqDw0G80KxzpaQ?si=6c5c30a935c14608
wwhats the tragic consequence a the hate i gotta knoww before i hate on this chitt
good enough for me
:33< if mew are up right nyow then the meowsage is fur mew! :33< being awake when theres only double digit ameownt of peopurr on makes mew early meowrning crew regardless of if mew typically are or nyat :33< but good to s33 mew up meowrning!
omgoshds i can bliv i hav a dad oye roan its nice 2 meet u :3
*casts a good mornin spell on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1066426f262.jpg
