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i um uh
WHY DO YOU N33D 4 H4ND? 1C3 1S FR33 >:?
:33< thats the goal!
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:33< okay pixar stop furking around :33< give the peopurr what they really want :33< bugs life 2
R3al 2hit
8=l < The b100d on your hands is something you won't lose All you can choose is whose
why did the noble gas cry? because all his friends argon
I don't know what it is you're trying to accomplish here. But we will ć̵̞͘r̴͓͖̘̔ư̸̡͚̼̌̓s̶̡̡͉̈́h̷̗̳̓̏ ̵͍̘͒y̶̙̔ỏ̸̡̱̈̓u̷̙̚.̴̦̓̍ I̸͍͉̔͆ ̷́̆̈͜h̵͎̮̆̌͊a̸̡̨̚v̴̼̪̊e̵͖̾͘͘ ̶͓̲̉̀ḋ̴̖ȓ̶͓̬͘͠ë̴͈͇̍̓à̶̡̟m̶̜͆e̸͉͆d̵̿͘͜͠ ̴͍̠̔̔̆y̴̤̓̈ő̸͕ǘ̵̧̥͚͐͝r̵̥̰͋̏́ ̴̰͑ḓ̶̪͌̇ḙ̸̾̎̍s̸̗̅̊ẗ̵̻̥ĩ̷̢̟̋n̷̮͕̋y̴͚̣̓,̷̧̲̄͜ ̷͔͓̘̌m̸͙̬̼̽ȍ̵̠̭͚͆ṙ̶͖̙͍̏̂t̵̪̔â̶̤͌l̶̢̤͍͊̽̋.̷̭̀̒̕
not to mention stupid! how exactly do you think pissing off multiple universes of gods is going to pan o€t for you?
Putting your inane declaration of a terror attack aside, you know not what you are dealing with here. I'll reiterate. Give Laika back.
Green, cyan, purple.
Lime-greens and teals are my preferred hues.
PUTT1NG MY B1G BOY P4NTS R1GHT NOW
it tastes bad . and is medicore chewing material. so. uhm. discretion n' stuffs
lowkey want a hot dog real bad
old lady i lvie next to gave me a big bag of caramels . chewy caramels .
Once upon a time, in a dead timeline, many Roses simply go to sleep and cease existing in order to follow their brother into the next timeline. The hopeful Alpha timeline. Where everything goes correctly and we're all.. not quite alive, but happy. Not quite happy, but alive. But timelines are fickle things, murderous things. They cannibalize and kill their guests. I found that practice rather unbecoming. I wanted to fix it. To break it. So, I left. I went to sleep again and awoke once again in a new body, things slightly different and relationships askew, but no answers laid in wait for me. Still doomed. So I did it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.
Rose sends her " Meows " on this fine night. ^..^
Perhaps I've 6een lacking 9n my c9mmentary here, 6ut this has never 6een the place t9 seri9usly try t9 spread ide9l9gy. Alas, it d9es feel strange 6eing quiet f9r s9 l9ng, and wh9 w9uld I 6e if I didn't crawl 9ut 9f the w99dw9rk after l9ng peri9ds 9f silence? Even if it's 9nly t9 give an update 9n the life y9u all definitely want t9 hear a69ut. I jest, 96vi9usly. Th9se wh9 are actually curi9us a69ut what I'm d9ing sh9uldn't kn9w, f9r my 9wn safety, 6ut I did have s9mething interesting happen recently. Mysteri9us 6l99d spatters 9utside my ca6in. Just an animal, 9f c9urse, 6ut it was certainly jarring t9 wake up t9 given the lack 9f sharp 96jects ar9und my h9me. Perhaps a hunt g9ne wr9ng? I f9und it and all9wed it t9 rest with me until it healed, then sent it 9n its way. All-in-all, a pleasant 9utc9me.
@keenWunderkind get a load a this guy
8=l < This one is beyond adorable
It pulled at my heartstrings.
§TOP TALKING, §TART WINNING - TORT ATTORNEY§ http§://file.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cfI/junoia_card.png
((curious if anyone else writes in like, blocks instead of in a linear way. mostly goes for paragraph rp but with kankri i do it too. like i mean i will start paragraphs but then come up with another part of a reply and pause to start another paragraph. then i go back and finish it/flesh it out. i cant ever sit and just write a post without jumping around))
YOU'RE IN HIS DMS. I'M HIDING IN HIS WALLS. YOU'RE IN HIS DMS. I'M SNEAKING THROUGH HIS HALLS. YOU'RE IN HIS DMS. I'M TYING UP HIS BALLS. YOU'RE IN HIS DMS. I'M NOT ALLOWED WITHIN 100 YARDS OF HIS HOUSE.
| let the b^rtender scr^tch behind my e^r c^vse he lets me h^ve the kitchen leftovers. #svbst^nces
Need to change out the bandages over my eye... Still hasn't healed yet...don't know if it's going to.
Does one last biiiig stretch and pushes a glass off the table
good girl isn't always a sexual thing sometimes i just wanna be praised for a good job i also have a praise kink so sometimes it is sexual #nsfw
sometimes i think about the idea that me and the dorks i grew up talking to are technically world leaders now and giggle (but then the existentialism sets in)
rechitt
i think talking about that helped a lot
yeah kissing people is awesome
i am going to subject you to all forms of psychic warfare
i ended up napping more........
AS THERE SHOULD BE. AND I SUPPOSE. A MODICUM OF RESPECT. IS ALLOWED TOWARD YOU. AN EYE. FOR AN EYE.
D --> It's something I've had to come to terms with as well. I am an exception. I got to live and carry on with my life when everyone but Nepeta fell around us (and Kanaya by technicality, but her dying, despite getting "better", I consider a failure on my part). It was less common on our meteor, but sometimes we'd come across others adrift in space on their own paths, or course through a dream bubble and it was always painful. Old friends, familiar and new faces. Iterations where Makara was upstanding and kind despite him nearly tearing me apart in my timeline. The people that would look to me in confusion as I began to change, began to get happier with myself, some happy for me, others claiming I've changed too much. Now, I am here, and now there are dozens upon dozens of people that wear my dead friends' faces, or mine. Or friends I could've made had things gone different. I have my moirail after all of this time and I am forever grateful for her for sticking around through the worst of it all for me. But, it is lonely, knowing you are what's left in a sea of familiar but not-quite timelines.
very relatable, y0u learn t0 live with th 0verwhelming presence. it's heavy, but learning t0 separate things and c0ntinue 0n is w0rth it. f0cus 0n y0ur 0wn life, and the rest that exists will 0nly matter when it needs t00.
Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika! Pika pika pika pika Pika pika pika pika pika pika Pika pika pika? Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika Pika pika Pika. Pika, pika, Pika pika pika pika! Pikachu Pika! :3
remember: saying y0u'll do s0mething is a promise made as much tw0 yourself as wh0ever else. nob0dy can make you d0 it, that you ch0ose t0 imbues a little bit of y0ur self worth int0 it. the only way tw0 get it back is to f0llow thr0ugh, or admit err0r and ask for it back. running away fr0m it leaves that bit of y0urself behind. a little at a time.
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. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. Th༄y hav༄ nam༄s, y༄s; not all of th༄m, but th༄ notabl༄ on༄s do. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
oh. dear. shouldn't we prevent the unwanted deaths of the workforce at the very least?
i still think it's quite a problem in alternian society that our suicide hotline just sends drones to your hive. #cw-suicde #cw-self-harm
really into like cherry lollipops rn but mango and apple ones r gud 2
၄⋆၃ fuxk you im going to play stardew valley ALLLLLLLLLL NIGHT and you xannot stop me :))))
hangin out with a big z feels like its been fuckin ages
glad people are so interested in my wwork here
g girls like broken glass right?
im yiffany longstocking lalonde harley. yiffy or ruby too for shorters.
i HOPE THAT, yOU FEEL BETTER SOON BUDDY, tHAT SOUNDS, aNNOYING TO DEAL WITH,
🥬 dude. at le store. i fre4kinq need these. this is le pinnacle of #DECOR. im ltrly going 2 hav so many bitch3z at my hive
⊹ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ T☽o☾night's Tar☽o☾t Reading; Knight ☽o☾f WWands This pers☽o☾n is a man ☽o☾f acti☽o☾n - he represents the manifestati☽o☾n ☽o☾f an idea and the passi☽o☾nate pursuit ☽o☾f a visi☽o☾n. Because this pers☽o☾n is highly f☽o☾cused ☽o☾n acti☽o☾n, he can als☽o☾ be brash, impulsive and unreelistic. ⋆˚࿔
▼couldnt be me...▲
imagine not bein a complte mess of a person
#hashtag.
that depends on how eldritch you are.
do you guys fuck with me and if so do you fuck with me heavy
T)(at seems a little gill-advised. Are your pages waterproof?
the slenderman wants to go to a lake today find my wet pages
wh0 kn0ws? 0u0
i will keep that in mind f0r next time .
Oo)(, oo)(, I )(ope it's MIN----E!
you need at lea2t two.
yes, i w0re a singular gl0ve ^u^
aa, that'2 not 2afe. diid you at lea2t wear glove2?
Genuinely, actually, *finally* getting back into the swing of things.
w0ah !
wow!
wow!
hope the new pfp isnt *too* scandalous lmao
Death is not necessarily a terrible card. Just one door closing, and another journey waiting to be taken.
I wIll dO A OnE cArd #tArOt drAw tO sEE hOw tOnIght wIll gO! sUrEly sOmEthIng nIcE... Ah thAt Is dEAth I wIll pUt thE dEck AwAy fOr nOw
8=l < I'm just saying
The Princess is in a mood today. Si~gh. I expect we won't be getting much done. ~~
What Is Good, And What Is Evil? What Is Right And What Is Wrong Is Determined By The Universal Archons Of Might And Will. What Is Good And What Is Evil Is Decided By God Made Manifest In Paradoxical Flesh Weave Of Reality. But No Member Of That Weave Can Determmine The Large Schema, The Loom Of Evil And Righteousness. Of Good And Mal.
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ I remember back when I was NADSAT I used to climb and scale a lot of the tall cranes and buildings that highkrovvies were making to show off their ego with my droogies. Once we got caught and I climbed over a 20 meter tall brick wall using a wooden pallet and the little corner pieces that I could stick my boots into. Other veck got vaporized by the drones. Tried to use a piece of wood to go down slow and fell 20 meters on the other side of the wall. I snuck into the second floor of a Smack-In-The-Box and washed my fronds off from all of the dirt that was on the fire escapes I hopped across. ]
i will try my hardest! :D
hav fun u two ;) (nonsuggestive #wink)
A veritable bouquet on the dashboard, this morning. Also, I suppose I ought to make myself presentable if I have a (nonromantic) lunch date.
Attention, #RosesPoolsideDriveIn attendees. The time has finally come. After many weeks of teasing, next week's feature will be Robert Egger's 2015 The Witch. Also known/stylized as The VVitch: A New England Folktale. Set in seventeenth-century New England, the film follows a family who, after separating themselves from their community, find themselves living at the edge of an increasingly hostile wilderness. Something is wrong. Naturally, everyone has a different explanation for what that might be, and none of those explanations are particularly reassuring. The Witch is a slow, atmospheric piece of horror, built less around sudden shocks than around isolation, religious anxiety, paranoia, and the creeping suspicion that something is watching from just beyond the edge of the firelight. It is also a film that rewards attention to language, symbolism, and the peculiar psychology of people attempting to maintain certainty in circumstances that seem specifically designed to destroy it. I recommend watching it patiently. Let the unease accumulate. Resist the urge to ask whether things could possibly become worse. They can. As is customary, the portal to my back yard will be opened at around 7:30 EST, with the movie starting at about 8. Hope to see you there. Unquirk for content warnings.
fwiw those armagedd0ns WERE twin.
i think the important thing to calibrate is the structure rather than the rope and the hive itself being a treehive was quite capable of self calibration
...Did the gallows ever actually get calibrated? I think we've already well-established that the tentacles have both been therapized and provided therapy of their own.
everyone on trollian is just an autoresponder these days but its still funny to come up with tricky messages to make fun of my friends a little 0u0
oh, he blocked me cant say im surprised, rly :/
<3 <3 <3
ju2 a not-2o-ca2ual r3mind3r that w3 cut3 a2 fuck @tot32Gru32om3
[Verse 1] I'm n9t angry anym9re Well, s9metimes I am I d9n't think 6adly 9f y9u Well, s9metimes I d9 [Ch9rus] It depends 9n the day The extent 9f all my w9rthless rage I'm n9t angry anym9re [Verse 2] I'm n9t 6itter anym9re I'm syrupy sweet I r9t y9ur teeth d9wn t9 their c9re If I'm really happy [Ch9rus] Depends 9n the day If I wake up in a giddy haze Well, I'm n9t angry I'm n9t t9tally angry I'm n9t all that angry anym9re #lyricp9sting #lyric
the smash 9r pass thing is a dum6 questi9n if i were t9 ask it, waste 9f time we all kn9w the answer is n9 f9r m9st.
https://i.imgur.com/21Te4Ux.jpg __Shhhh_it's_sleeping.__==>__ #eyestrain
Alarming results in today's #goreglewrapped. Heathens among us. I wouldn't have it any other way.
I can do several things
I like to think I'm pretty good at shooting things.
anyways_so_like_im_gonna_probably_crawl_back_into_the_tunnels_(quit_my_job_n_everything)_see_yall_laters
I didn't villain monologue at it this time, but it's on thin ice.
Far over the misty mountains cold To dungeons deep and caverns old We must away ere break of day To seek the pale enchanted gold. -The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien
>-;;;;€ᐷ 𓇼˚࿔ @h w@w｡ᐟ Th@t°s @ pretty c@@l @chievement, th@ugh it sucks y@u ripped y@ur shirt｡ᐟ ⋆˚༄
Ma^a9ed to 1lex so hard I accide^tally ripped my shirt 9uess that’s a ^ew achieveme^t?
oh to test my new lipsticks on someone’s face. #suggestive? #yearning
if i didnt think id have to start rattling you for edgelord posting pick your poison what do we got here kinkshaming or public humiliation #suggestive #voreisstillonthetable
Silence child. I was talking about you, not to you.
Ah, yes. Of course.
✨🍭🕷️ universe 2 🕷️🍭✨
Only if th3y g3t bon3d
can skeletons get pregnant?
youre welcome anytime you need some pity just tag a lad ill beep boop my way to pity
THANK,YOU,FOR,THE,PITY......
Spoiler: It isn't vore.
wheres the vore tag isnt it mandatory to tag your vore wheres the vore tag lalonde
If only that was how it worked, my dear.
:33 < i swear they ban ofurr anything
lf ironic farmhands lf ironic farm lf ironic horse
if the eldritch deities didn't want tꙮ get pity reacted, perhaps they shꙮuldn't be sꙮ lame all the time - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
can't bellieve I have to slleep, onlly to get tired again. what was the fucking point
B33 < it does so much fur us B;33 < the humble winky face etc
B33 < meds and watpurr check while i get cozy as fuck in bed
not to be 'olive about it' but sleeping in the forest can be so much fun . one time i woke up to a whole critter trying to make a nest of my hair . (:
sometimes the urge to kiss my lipstick all over someone’s face hits. #yearning
yknow som3tim3s b3ing a bottom is crazy cuz a gif compr3ssor tool i was using had a sur<3y thing and at th3 bottom it said "ar3 you a happy us3r?" and i r3ad it lik3 a top saying it to m3 and just smil3d stupidly n said "y3a im a happy us3r" #sugg3sti<3 i gu3ss
important reminder!!
"cute knife there missss" well yeah. you can't be lethal if you aren't sstyling properly. but i don't need fire power if i can jusst wait you out
If I had words to make a day for you I'd sing you a morning golden and new I would make this day last for all time Give you a night deep in moonshine. -If I had Words, Scott Fitzgerald & Yvonne Keeley #lyricposting
You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! We've got another nice evening settling in around us. A little cool, but with clear skies that let us see those big beautiful moons up above. I'm off in a few here, but I'll spin one more song for you all before turning it over to my fellow disc jockey CD. This one is called "Can't We Smile?" by Johnny Hammond, and it's comin' up next. Thanks, as always, for listening! …Midnight City Jazz!
I love the kind of wom★n who is ★ctu★lly just c★p★ble of killing me.
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
Thank You, I Try To Remain Intriguing.
One of them hated my post about getting kicked out of my house... What do they want? X<