Rose J. Lalonde
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A variant of Rose Lalonde. Lovingly married to Kanaya and Vriska. And a proud mother. She/Her Lesbian
Unscrewed the shower pipes days ago to make sure Kanaya doesn't wash. That's what real love smells like.
You know what the fuck is up.
I'm a sucker for girlfailure of many different flavors. I will not ela8or8.
I'm a sucker for girl.
Careful now. I'm not immune to even my own charms.
I’m smoking on that dried phoenix liver—my lungs are a 8last furnace, my aura is a 8iohazard that would put the Elephant Foot to shame. I stepped into the function and the DJ started speaking in tongues, some shit a8out if I 8rought the za, should never 8e a question when that fuckwit is talking to literally *him*. I don't need to know where to go in the function, I just follow the scent of tight wet nook, zaza, and expensive cologne and know exactly where my fucking crowd is. Gonna get there and start poppin 8ottles of liquid mercury until the sun goes down. Don't fuck with me, this shit ain't nothing to me man.
Take a fucking shower, Vriska.
He has a point, though. The huzz admire this confidence, surely.
You don't me too much!
*dou8t Stupid ro8ot hand I swear to gog—
What does this even MEAN?
The meaning is clear, you are blaming the fact your hand is robotic for your typo.
squiddles are perverted as shit. might be too nasty even for me. i want some.
I GNAWED ON SOME SOPOR SHIT JUST TO HELP ME SLEEP AND NOW I'M HORNYY.
That appears to be an affliction most of those online are currently suffering from.
LOOKS AROUND...
D --> Okay I might do some freaky things but I am normal I promise
I don't think any of us are really "normal" per se.
Anything Relevant Happening Or Nothing At All
Nothing that I can personally say.
I loaned Vriska a book and she has yet to return it. I am not sure if I should be worried.
殺せ。
てかローズ一体何人の嫁がいんのよ？
maybe. slightly. not receivin any sort of affection from my shitty moms. made me a little too clingy.
never met my rose. just so you have a slight clue of how fucked up it is.
Lalonde A Bloodline So Utterly Helpless And Full Of Terrible People Who Can't Get A Grip On Self Control. -syrma
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a gross generalization of all Lalondes.
It Is, You All Can Rot For All I Care -syrma
Right And I'm Sure That's Going Swimmingly For You Enjoy Dragging Everyone Else Down By Being Yourself -syrma
I have not been dragging anyone else down actually, from what I can tell. Me and my wives are doing quite well and happily in recent times.
Lucky You, One Good Flower In A Rose Garden Means Nothing If The Rest Are Wilted -syrma