Rose Lalonde
@tentaclesTherapist
(( #ableism #a-lot-of-ableism #mental-health-discussion #misogyny #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cwv-self-harm #cwv-eating-disorder #abuse #cwv-toxic-relationship )) alright, youvwe all been asking for it, so here it is: mental illnesses listed by fuckability. s tier: antisocial personality disorder - they say dont stick your bulge in crazy. i say im already dead anyvways. nook from a girl vwho hates you and evweryone else is alvways a treat. shes probably into some freak shit too. bipolar: best of both vworlds. if shes manic, shes got energy to burn and is more likely to say yes to things. if shes depressed you can do some free use, prone bone type stuff, and shes less likely to say no. dependent - self-explanatory. lowv s for being annoying. a tier: borderline - damz is gonna vwhoop my ass for not putting this in s tier. thats vwhy this aint in s tier. i lovwe a gal vwhos crazy in the sheets, not so much a gal vwhos slashing my tires. narcissism - dunno vwhy this is evwen here. i lovwe self-lovwe! i also lovwe a gal vwhos gonna advwocate for herself. none of that "oh im fine vwith vwhatevwer," this kinda gal is gonna tell me vwhat she vwants and howv she vwants me to do it. anorexia - should this evwen be here? this is a vweird tierlist. this is just betvween a and b. i dont mind a gal vwho vwants to look good and is gonna hang off my evwery vword for vwalidation, but i prefer my babes vwith some meat on their bones. this is the type of babe id bring to olivwe garden, see if vwe cant carboload her and add some curvwes to all the right places. b tier: autism - kink scene special interest? hot. often socially isolated and desperate for approvwal? hot. its vwhen theyre going on about something lame that i get tired of em. ocd - similar reasoning to autism. compulsion to bob her head up and dowvn ten times vwhen shes blovwing me? hell yeah. compulsion to flick the light svwitch on and off ten times? cmon, im trying to read. anxiety - this aint evwen a real disorder. this is terminally online land, all of you havwe anxiety. neutral rank because this is nothing. c tier: paranoia - this dont sound like a real dsm diagnosis and i dont care to look it up. if the girl could be convwinced im the key thatll solvwe shit, fine, but i dont need her assuming im out to get her or something. im a straightforvward guy, im nevwer gonna lie about vwhat i vwant. its irritating. depression - only savwed from a d rank because you can sometimes convwince em that their body (specifically it getting fucked) givwes em some sorta useful purpose. vworst comes to vworst, theres some freeuse livwing potential vwhere she just cant care about getting fucked. adhd - fine, but one time a gal i vwas doing forgot vwe vwere havwing sex and tied the condom into a balloon animal. histrionic - a vweird inclusion, this tierlist sucks. this is the vwoman disorder, im pretty sure. big vwhoop. ptsd - the thousand yard stare is a real vwriggly killer. d tier: panic disorder - im barely evwen sure vwhat this means. i just figure i dont vwant anybody panicking in bed vwith me. seems awvkvward. schizophrenia - this is spelled vwrong in the tierlist thing, aint it? vwell, im not about to get cucked by the hat man. pass. avwoidant - i need her to not avwoid me to do her. thats the vwhole point. bulimia - breath mint.
Not tagging me in this was a rude choice to make. This is ranking on a purely unmedicated basis I assume? also, most of these I can tell you are ranking without a deeper understanding of the differing ways they can present. Sad to see a piece of me in C tier.
vwhat, youre depressed? you dont act like it vwhen vwere #lockedinaroom and thats vwhere it counts toots.
ADHD, actually. You forgot to account for how it presents differently in a lot of women.
huh. nevwer knewv.
There you go, then. I do think dependent was put a bit too high too, but hey, it’s your list.
Is it so wrong for a girl to talk about Freud as her main psychological basis for her layman’s analysis? I know most of it is bullshit, but it’s more fun to imply Freudian things. This is not my career, it is simply my passion.
Also, nobody knows what anything else means. I cannot call something Watsonian. I get a bigger reaction name dropping Freud.
shouldnt name dropping things people dont get be more impressive my rose admitted sometimes she made names and shit up just waiting for someone to call bullshit on her despite her being right
Ah, being compared to alternates of myself, everyone’s favorite activity. It’s very circumstance based. For example, if I’m talking to Dirk, he’ll know what I mean so I can just discuss actual varied psychologists and philosophers. In terms of making things up, your Rose has made an obvious blunder if she plans on revealing that fact all over the place like she has to you. If I ever did something like that, I wouldn’t give up the game so easily. You’re also misunderstanding the purpose of analysis if you think the purpose is to come off as ‘impressive’. I’m already impressive. Wikipedia psychoanalysis has nothing to do with it.
impressive as in theyll listen to you more people than youd think know that freud is bunk also she didnt mean to tell me she was drunk sorry for the comparison i guess
They already listen to me. It’s not like I’m going to strangers on the street telling them I’ll fix their lives, you know.
I was just hit with a strong memory of a book series my mother bought me that I never ended up reading. The first book was called “TTYL” by Lauren Myracle. I remember thinking it was likely too girly for me because of the acronym. Later on, I’ve learned it was banned in a lot of areas. Huh.
i mean you never read it, but now i'm wondering.
I wouldn’t know. I do think it would make for an amusing book club to read chapters of it with a group, though. It’s on Internet archive for free if you have an account, I believe.
As a seer, my insight into the future is near absolute. With this said, I have a magic 8 ball. If you would like to ask it something, please comment and I will tell you what it says.
Is my credit score okay?
Don’t count on it.
Putting my monster energy drink into a coffee cup so I look aesthetic about it.
Or rather, I would, if I had any clean cups.
X Hi rose x
I’m fine. Just have a lot of cleaning to do.
Hello Callie.
I appreciate it, though I admittedly will not be likely to take you up on the matter.
Yeah, that's fair. But luckily I know how to get around it! Thank God for sisters.
I am honestly not quite sure what you mean by this one.
I was going to wish everyone a good morning, but it’s rather late in the day, isn’t it?
Why not wish everyone a good afternoon, that should be efficient enough.
I’m not sure, I feel it lacks the same umph.
What, nah it has the same umph I'm pretty sure.
I just don’t feel it. Good afternoon is so passé.
I suppose so, but how about a good evening?
A good evening requires me to be petting a cat on my lap and turning around in my chair.
Does it really, besides I'm sure you can find a cat somewhere.
It does. I would need to prepare for it all.
Sometimes I wonder if revealing clothing is a waste for me to even purchase. What is the appeal of a crop top for somebody with no chest or curves? I hardly think people are interested in staring at a stomach. Although, I do know some people are into that. #suggestive tag for safety.
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Thank you, Fefeta. It’s just difficult at times.
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I am appreciative. I also enjoy your profile picture. I’ve been replaying plants vs zombies recently.
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Thank you.
i gotta start selling body pillowvs of myself, anyone knowv vwhere to start vwith that?
I am fairly certain there are a lot of manufacturers for this kind of thing. It depends on how many you want, though. Some only make in bulk.