Rose Lalonde
@tentaclesTherapist
People who act like having sex with him is a public disservice or inherently a harmful action instead of a personal choice of intimacy are both odd, immature, and puritan. It is simply weird. Everybody is an adult here. It takes two to tango, does it not? #vague #nsfw I suppose.
Wait, I did not realize he posted Imagine Dragons lyrics. Disregard this post. I was wrong.
I should try getting a professional massage. I just don’t think about it until I’m laying in suffering. It would nice nice, I imagine.
;)
Hm. Somehow you seem a bit too shady to be professional. There is a pervert in my comments I fear.
oh no, vwhatevwer shall you do? i sure hope the perwvert doesnt come giwve you a full body massage oh noooo
Oh noooo. Is the pervert out of his boys night to be able to do such a thing?
i fucking hate this.
And now to call a masseuse.
check out my 50k kull gift, losers.
Oh wow. There is an alternate universe where that badge is spread like an std.
wvhich one is that?
One that made me laugh to think about.
. If my body does not age beyond young adulthood does that mean I will never stop having a period.
Never say this again. Ever.
I do hope my legs stop aching sooner rather than later. It’s difficult when I’m on the move so much.
:33 < mew should start running with me!! :33 < afpurr a few w33ks mewr legs won't hurt furrom standing at work anymore!!
I will respectfully pass on this one.
I think if I shared the tier list and he was not at the top he would whine a lot and take it very personally. Best to keep it private so that it does not boost his ego nor damage it. #nsfw #vague
shovw meeeeeeeeeeee
I am doing this for your own sake.
pleeeeeeease?
I say nay.
It would be insufferable to witness.
nay is for hoofbeasts blondie.
What. Huh. What?
No.
Now I’m here attempting to mentally rank all of the people I have ever hooked up with by how good they are in bed. Hm. #nsfw
.do iT .no globeS
I mean, I am doing it. Just not posting it. Nobody would know who some of them are anyways, feels rude to put a random person on a tier list and put it up public style.
Will you accompany it with a pie chart of frequency so we get an insight as to how reliable each consideration is?
.no posT .no globeS .posT .globeS .simple matH
That is a good idea actually, if I made it.
I don’t have globes, yeah. That is correct.
i dont follovw.
Not sure what you’re so lost about.
My legs are in an ungodly amount of pain. I think I shall try a bath. It’s been a while. Maybe I should light a candle too.
I fell around 30 times yesterday without exaggeration. I will not go into detail as to why. But it hurts now.
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose
Every time I look away you are up to some shit.
sup blondie. howv do you like your odds?
I will not be participating or observing. Thank you for asking.