Rose Lalonde
@tentaclesTherapist
Problematic but at least I'm a bit miserable about it. The most divorced woman here.
Just got asked my favorite #blood type and I was like Idk O-negative, what the fuck kind of question is that?
Were you by chance talking to a vampire?
To confess an embarrassing truth, I never did learn how to swim properly.
Don't worry I'll swim right beside you
Oh Joy, is it my chance at the bottom pretty far in, so I may have to lean over it with most of my body weight?
yeah its real far down in there could be anything down there who knows what crazy shit people leave behind at the pool sunken treasure of the modern era you know instead of gold and jewels its some old guys heart monitor or a waterlogged trashy romance novel maybe even something died and were gonna have to drain the whole pool you gotta lean over real far and verify it for me
Oh my goodness. Well if you are in need of my verification skills and my keen eye, unmarred by the shades that may make things harder to see, I simply must offer my services. I will even take off my pool floaties incase they accidentally block my vision, and hold my arms behind my back in utmost contemplation. My toes shall be over the edge as I am on the precipice of discovering this mystery.
Allow me to glance into the pool? Nonsense brother, your trust in me will not be in vain. I, too, trust you with my entire heart. Now let me just lean over the pool here,
i cant do it there was nothing in the pool rose i was going to push you but fuck if your trust in me didnt warm my icy cold heart so much so ill tell you a secret too i dont know how to swim either
Oh Dave... You fell right into my trap. I will now push you into the pool.
Is it wrong to apologize for something that you wouldn't take back?
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That was my perspective. I know I did something wrong, objectively, and am being pushed to apologize, but I would not take it back. So it feels pointless. People are bothered by my decision.
Perhaps I shall keep the sober streak going.
On the one hand, I'm like the patron saint of excess around these parts. On the other, it's fun to see the doubt in people's eyes.
it is cause you wanna see more of my terrible attempts at knitting
We must get to knitting a Parcheesi board. The ultimate combination of our passions.
I say give it your best shot! Just remember that progress is rarely linear, but any practice functioning while sober is useful. Remember to lean on your friends and loved ones and cats Rose! I love you!
Thank you, Jasprose. I will say, I don't think I am fully considered an alcoholic by definition? I don't tend to day drink. Just finish my days getting fucked up. It is just a habit I overindulge in. Perhaps I'm wrong though. Still, it's nice to have your support. I can't believe how much less I seem to dislike you these days.
I'm afraid that does count. Amd besides any bad habit can be hard to break! Why I didn't even have the handicap of a chemical dependency and I still barely broke the habit with some very direct intervention. But then I was too embarrassed to let more than one specific person know I even had a problem so you've got a head start! :3
If you EVEr Look up to mE you'rE wrong
Luckily I doubt you need to worry about that.
How predictable shall a girl be tonight.
i wont and cant stop you from doing either. i just wanted to throw my hat into the guessing ring
Fair enough. Perhaps to spite you I shall spend a sober night playing parcheesi.
only if you text me updates on the game in excruciating detail