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Rose Lalonde

@tentaclesTherapist

Problematic but at least I'm a bit miserable about it. The most divorced woman here.

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sighs and texts my ex i guess

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You are probably right. Alas.

I usually am. At least post the trainWreck conVersation after.

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Feels a bit private to show the whole thing.

It Was Worth a shot. #NosyBitchHours

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I’ll be here for you Rosey

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Forever?

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Promise

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text me instead!

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I've been there Rose. It can be a comforting sort of self-flagellation can't it? A reminder that you "deserve" your misery. If you need someone to spray bottle you next time you have the urge...

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Perhaps that would be useful.

i was doing so good why did i even drink tonight #substance

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Rosey… we talked about this

well maybe we should talk about it more

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Please

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I'm normal.

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Anyt)(ing you say is close to my pus)(er.

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:/

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The feeling is truly mutual.

:)

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leavve the dame alone asshat

You're quite annoying, aren't you?

I don't need a white knight either.

wwhat can i say you inspired me

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granted.

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Mm.

I love beautiful fish girls btw.

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>([wazzzaaaaap]

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38)

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I h♥︎pe y♥︎u find a l♥︎vebee fish girl t♥︎ keep y♥︎u c♥︎mpanbee

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haha.

Shrimperesting.

Not enough pathetic men in my dms, tragically.

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☆Never enough. Where have all the pathetic men gone?? Why aren't they begging in our DMs?☆

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the gals know me to be pretty pathet1c... }:)

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Intriguing.

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SOME OF US ARE BUSY.

Girls with zero curves or traditional sex appeal deserve to be fucked stupid too. Amen. #nsfw

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i'm sorry i havE so much curvE whEn thEy havE so littlE. if only it could bE EvEn.

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Such is the cruel balance of society.

fEEl frEE to work through any frustration about that on mE, of coursE. i'vE got cushioning, i can takE it.

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Yes, I may need a stressball or two.

hElp yoursElf, it's not i usE thEm for much pErsonally.

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What a shame. So much to be done for someone so beautiful.

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this is why i sharE my blEssings.

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Amen.

genuinely any rule you apply to the cultural dominant ideal should also apply to everyone else of that demographic! also i just now reread because the first time i totally saw that as fucking stupid instead of fucked stupid. whoops! still holds true!!!

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Still a good message.

Celebrating sober saturday with a drink. #substances

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Being 5'1 is pretty awful. 5'2 I believe is prime 'cute short' at the very least. What am I. A hobbit?

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short queens unite :(

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Let's go to Iseingard!

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if your 5'1 people NEED to watch their shins around u so they dont break 5'2 tho? probably safe sincerly a 5'1 roxy

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youre an ant sorry

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Terrifying to be called a bug by a bird.

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yeah sorry gonna have to eat you in one fell swoop B/

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Fuck. Okay yes I should have expected this.

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Honestly I should have just said my type was seadwellers but I am really trying not to stick to that.

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My type is whatever will lead to me making the biggest mistake. And pathetic men. Usually the two are connected.

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T)(ere's a song for t)(at! Let's sea if I can remember. . . T)(is one! )(ttps://youtu.be/TAZk)(Yyio-M?si=GY)(q_UqgaNBpYBD1

i havve a suggestion

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I don't know if I want one from you.

Your tasteful songs never fail to impress me. This is it I fear. I should add that you are an outlier to this type though. I should have included beautiful women in my type. My mistake.

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but you liked the chitt gettin some mixed signals here darlin but i understand fully your apprehension and wwill be backin off posthaste, my apologies

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A slip of the finger. But also it's fine, I'm being hyperbolic. There's nothing to actually apologize for.

--Everyone )(as a type or preference and t)(at's valid. 8)

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I should go grocery shopping. It's just hard when you have unlimited money. I could order fast food instead. Ah.

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:33 < just hunt fur mewr food. :33 < then money's nowhere in the equation!

Is it wrong to apologize for something that you wouldn't take back?

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yyyEs?

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yes because you wwouldnt mean it makin it meaningless and extremely pointless actually

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I Me@n I Gue$$ Th@t Depend$ On Whether You @ctu@77y Regret It Or If You're @po7ogizing Ju$t To $mooth Thing$ Over. You C@n Regret $omething @nd $ti77 Not W@nt To Ch@nge Thing$, But Ju$t @po7ogizing To P7@c@te $omeone Doe$n't @ctu@77y $erve Either Of You

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That was my perspective. I know I did something wrong, objectively, and am being pushed to apologize, but I would not take it back. So it feels pointless. People are bothered by my decision.

To confess an embarrassing truth, I never did learn how to swim properly.

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Oh Joy, is it my chance at the bottom pretty far in, so I may have to lean over it with most of my body weight?

That could be nice.

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Deal.

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yeah its real far down in there could be anything down there who knows what crazy shit people leave behind at the pool sunken treasure of the modern era you know instead of gold and jewels its some old guys heart monitor or a waterlogged trashy romance novel maybe even something died and were gonna have to drain the whole pool you gotta lean over real far and verify it for me

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Oh my goodness. Well if you are in need of my verification skills and my keen eye, unmarred by the shades that may make things harder to see, I simply must offer my services. I will even take off my pool floaties incase they accidentally block my vision, and hold my arms behind my back in utmost contemplation. My toes shall be over the edge as I am on the precipice of discovering this mystery.

i am sorry for what i must do sister

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Allow me to glance into the pool? Nonsense brother, your trust in me will not be in vain. I, too, trust you with my entire heart. Now let me just lean over the pool here,

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i cant do it there was nothing in the pool rose i was going to push you but fuck if your trust in me didnt warm my icy cold heart so much so ill tell you a secret too i dont know how to swim either

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Oh Dave... You fell right into my trap. I will now push you into the pool.

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et tu rose

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So has anyone actually played Parcheesi before.

Perhaps I shall keep the sober streak going.

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UraeUs, lUv, i want to give yoU the benefit of the doUbt here, so i will say: this is terrible advice to give to a hUman. we don't have the same cUltUral Understanding of addiction, so yoU may not realize how disrespectfUl this is.

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god yea i completely forgot that was another goal

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We must get to knitting a Parcheesi board. The ultimate combination of our passions.

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I say give it your best shot! Just remember that progress is rarely linear, but any practice functioning while sober is useful. Remember to lean on your friends and loved ones and cats Rose! I love you!

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Thank you, Jasprose. I will say, I don't think I am fully considered an alcoholic by definition? I don't tend to day drink. Just finish my days getting fucked up. It is just a habit I overindulge in. Perhaps I'm wrong though. Still, it's nice to have your support. I can't believe how much less I seem to dislike you these days.

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I'm afraid that does count. Amd besides any bad habit can be hard to break! Why I didn't even have the handicap of a chemical dependency and I still barely broke the habit with some very direct intervention. But then I was too embarrassed to let more than one specific person know I even had a problem so you've got a head start! :3

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youre so fucking right

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I see. Well, thank you again then.

is it really so wrong to want to make her life jUst that little bit more interesting?

if yoU knowingly fUel her self-destrUction? yes, yes it is. yoU're yoUng yet, calliope. there are things we cherUbim aren't bUilt to Understand, bUt we mUst still try!

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There are rare days where I get hope for myself. It feels nice.

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then i hope they happen more often!

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:)

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(: ?

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It's just a good night.

(: indEEd!

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Dave is a good brother.

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Staying sober tonight, to keep everyone on their toes.

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Th3 r3al troll uno r3v3r2al

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woah

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How predictable shall a girl be tonight.

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gonna assume very

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wEll for what it's worth, whilE i do lovE a good subvErsion of ExpEctation, i find that EvEryonE trying to subvErt ExpEctations has bEcomE an ExpEctation in and of itsElf. it's a plEasant surprisE whEn somEthing can bE takEn at facE valuE thEsE days.

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Hey. You don't know. Perhaps tonight I will act anew.

i wont and cant stop you from doing either. i just wanted to throw my hat into the guessing ring

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Fair enough. Perhaps to spite you I shall spend a sober night playing parcheesi.

only if you text me updates on the game in excruciating detail

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Deal.

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