Elly Jikani
@tentativeTraveller
resident trailer woman, i like going places! she/her! written by @fishGaming
don't you hate it when you feel a sneeze coming on but it never comes?
nothing bad ever happens to the jikanis (bad things proceed to happen right after i say that)
some INTERESTING people on this site, lemme tell ya
do you think you could beat me in epic rap battles of history?
bad feeling about something my gut's typically right, so i guess i gotta PREPARE
prꙮ tip: always trust the prꙮphecy ꙮver yꙮur gut feeling - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
damn. yꙮur life must suck nꙮt having a prꙮphecy - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
oh OH thats one of my online friend groups imploding :(
decided to stop by a farmers market earlier... HOUUUUGGGHHH so much ai generated slop...
THEY’RE CALLED “VEGETABLES” AND THEY’RE NOT “GENERATED” THEY’RE CULTIVATED. GRUBS THESE DAYS.
who the FUCK put the alphabet in alphabetical order?
al did - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
Though to be even more specific, we can thank the Phoenician maritime traders for writing them down, they just heavily took from Mycenaean Greece when organizing a written language to make trade easier. Romans then came along and Latinised it all. A group effort! But the order chosen is largely Grecian.
microwave ramen genuinely SAVES lives, lemme tell you
did you know in 1958 the USA tried to NUKE the moon?
who is this man what do i call him @empyreansApothehosis
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- NΩ- YΩU FΩΩL. YΩU ΩP-∊N-∊D ♱ⴵ-∊ FLΩΩDGȺ♱-∊Σ! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
this website is certainly unique, safe to say
so what do you typically do here on this site?
say ꙮminꙮus things like "i'm abꙮut tꙮ tie the a and b plꙮt tꙮgether" - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
ugh i knew i should've bought that back scratcher the DIRECT fucking center of my back itches aughhhhhhhhhhhh