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== milk-based... soda pop... ==
These family guy clips are so fucking funny it makes me want to merge without looking.
Ooohhhhh they've got wine here. Maybe I get a little bottle for a special puppet (me) #substance
makin it saltier by t)(e second. mmm, mmm, mmm...
TH4T S1D3 OF TH3 P1ZZ4 GONN4 B3 SO SP1CY 41N'T NO ON3 3LS3 GONN4 W4NN4 34T 1T 4LL P4RT OF MY 3V1L PL4N >:]
if you bring a weapon to fight night and i'm THe one refereeing your fight, your weapon iS getting fucking EATEN to be honeSt. (yeS i can do THat and yeS i will do THat however pleaSe don't juSt bring weaponS for me to eat THat iS not what i'm trying to get acroSS here.)

@freakNasty We have our first fanmail submission. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/738eef8934d7.gif

no & they can force this c shaped megacurve outta my cold dead spine IF i ever die lololol

i am ADDICTED to sittin shrimpstyle while i game #ConvinceMe2Stop

i am a latina / shadow the hedgehog would love me / and that's what keeps me going / thats how i remind myself that i'm pretty

Yeah, alright, fair enough. We've all wanted to experience being launched out of a catapult at some point in our lives!

I am beginning to believe some of you are doing it on purpose.

for the good of president barak trollbama i gotta send an air strike to every striders location

I have built a catapult.
thye call me the shrimp ona ccount of my posture

#NEVERMIND POST CANCELED.
:33< mewre welclawm to rummage around in my dump anya time i dont give a shit
:33< i find lots of good shit in the garbage all the time :33< i live in a cave in a garbage dump
:33< laying face down in garbage ama!
Day drunk and watching OG Scooby Doo, AMA
I go t' human church for community reasons. And to dump off my stress baked goods.
I'm okay, Maybe hit my snout hard but I'm fine. I'm durable.
The President Has Been Infected By The Fiending Energy Of Chittr. I Repeat The President Is Infected.
one in ten chance theyll riff with you. two in ten theyre imagining a clean headshot. seven in ten chance theyre imagining turning your skull into a punch bowl. #violence
:33< wheres a bear im gonna take down a bear with my bare hands! :33< i am strong and powpurrfur!!!



















