♥ liked by @tezcatlipocaGodhood
That can be good or bad depending on things!
Me too!
I'm good at winning arguments :)
Correct! On it now.
This is not an argument you're going to let me win huh?
I love you so much, but HEAR ME OUT: not dying = no second loss of enjoyment.
🤝 Dying is for losers
Sometimes I stick my legs up when I'm lying down. A horizontal need to be vertical.
reasons to date me: ︵ ૮(`ᴥ ⁻ 𑁬 | ⸝ 〵 じしˍ, )୭
Thank you!
@imJunior may i have the dog badge? :0!!
૮₍ ´ ᗜ ` ₎ა
i shared a picture earlier and i think dave and i look quite nice ૮ ˶ᵔ ﻌ ᵔ˶ ა https://chittr.ing/profile/geoselenicGnosticism/baa53dc1-7bb0-4447-b50a-c112607fe5f9
I took a nap and now it's 1:30am
#asaseyaaplaylist + #nowplaying Pieces - Des Rocs
Couldn't find a good gif that fit the vibe i was looking for 😔
The true option Don't die. Live forever.
Dating someone who's philosphacy is "if I die, I die" is crazy cause I'd like that to happen less my sweet poca.
TAKING NOTES HEHE
oh my gosh
I would like more plushes maybe.
A picture of @tezcatlipocaGodhood and me together!!!
i really want a sandwhich with salami 😔😔😔😔
Took a nap because I was super tired. Hello!
I wonder if Dave appreciates my spore collection.
Sometimes I go to other timelines to buy pompompurin and chococat plushies...
He makes me feel very maternal
#askasaseyaa @authoritarianAnglerfish asked: days going good, you looking for someone to work for? I know you sent this as a joke, BUT no, I've got enough bossy pink people in my life to ruin things. Any additional questions/comment? -Eelmao I'm fucking wit)( you, I work alone Noted! https://forms.gle/kfdqUbuCCwYeCGk39
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Wasn't expecting to see a face full of fish butt while scrolling through chittr.
this immortality shit is easy just make your death flag something literally impossible that no one would ever do live forever
me and @tezcatlipocaGodhood
road i2n too bad
#askasaseyaa @percussiveInjury asked: day'sgood. busy. uh. do you have a good recommendation. ffor sticks to chew on i like drum sticks. good thick wood. bbut i sometimes wear them out and need to buy new ones. I'm glad you had a good day, Alec! Even if it was busy! Here's a list of things you can chew! Licorice root! Miswak! African chew sticks! Those are some I've actually used but are safe to chew on! As for non safe to chew on? I'm not quite sure; I try not to put anything not safe for my body in my mouth! Might be a better question for someone else if you're looking for a different thing? Any additional questions/comment? N/A https://forms.gle/GqaCRkY8kf7HSrSB9
W4TCH TH3 RO4D TH3Y T3LL M3
writing that down
HMMMMMM
I hope people listen to my music recommendations!
#asaseyaaplaylist + #nowplaying Wind - Akeboshi
meticulously editing a gif so for incredibly stupid reasons, as per usual.
3 kills..
i agree, and i have not asked for these sorta things, so it's incredibly upsetting quite a bit.
oh! a good word, but 😔 good by random anon...
also i agree with the striders we gotta kill em
you dont deserve that kinda harrassment like, nobodie does but if you aint asked for stuff like that theie should leave you alone
yeah we gotta kill em
😔 yeah...
Yeah! True that is what this is, i was wondering if I was overreacting but I'm glad I was not.
#askasaseyaa @walkstabwalK asked!: Actual sane questions: favorite breed of dog and favorite nondog animal. I love standard Poodles, and I also love staffie breeds and bully breeds! As for non-dog, I love birds, but I do also love cats, specifically English Shorthairs! Additional comments/questions!: Hi jade :) Hello jack! https://forms.gle/3JYq7R6vuWuGjUrd6
i've had an easier time with Photoshop, but i'm using a different art program cause the art tools and pens are nicer, but I'm unfortunately VERY confused!
PHOTOSHOP IS WAY TOO EXPENSIVE AND I REFUSE TO EVER PAY FOR IT. THE CLOSEST IVE GOTTEN TO AN ALTERNATIVE WAS PHOTOPEA AND THAT ONE CANT REALLY EDIT GIFS EITHER. JUST FUCKED OVERALL IF YOU WANT TO SO MUCH AS ADD A MASK TO A GIF OR LIKE ADJUST SOMETHING SLIGHTLY.
I've been using a cracked version of Photoshop! I noticed some of my PSD colors weren't coming out correctly, so I got a cracked version! Though I do use photopea still from time to time! As for their GIF editing, it's a bit more straightforward than Photoshop, but drawing with it is hard. I use Clip Studio to do art, and since you can animate, I was hoping I could try there; it's very hard. Oh yeah, so true; it's a nightmare... like, why are you doing this to me...
putting the gif on the art program's timeline is too hard i have given up editing the gif for now.
#askasaseyaa Anonymous asked!: D --> What about horses? Do you like horses Yes! I love horses! While I am a dog girl, I will not deny that I was once a young horse girl... in order: dogs, birds, cats, horses! OH OH and sharks!! I LOVE SHARKS!! Additional comments/questions?: N/A https://forms.gle/3JYq7R6vuWuGjUrd6
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
HII!!
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
#askasaseyaa @goodestBoy asked: Hi Hi Hi!!!! Hi Jade!!! Hi Hi I Miss You Hi!!! OH HI BEC!!!! HI!!! Additional questions/comment?: N/A https://forms.gle/3JYq7R6vuWuGjUrd6
:33 < i had to watch this gif thr33 times before i replied it was so furcking funny
#askasaseyaa #suggestive Anonymous asked: Please get naked. I need this so badly for my health. Any additional questions/comment?: I'm watching. https://forms.gle/3JYq7R6vuWuGjUrd6
The men are bullying me.
I mean, for now, as in this will come up later at a more convient time for me.
I will disregard the phrasing for now.
Sorry, I forgot you have property rights off my asshole
hmmmmm fair enough
Please look at Dave. https://chittr.ing/profile/tezcatlipocaGodhood/a0aeb40f-9396-4a38-8990-9023fae43764 !!
I'm normal levels of scary. Aka: Me doge
i can't wait for halloween!!
✨
I looove dead as disco...
ooo.... i'll watch out
I JUST WOKE UP
aw! don't be discouraged you'd be so pretty and cute!
8=l < Can I make this a request 8=l < My mother needs something to do with her time
>B33 < lmeow ty king B33 < welcome to vore unifursity wait no im cancelling this post thatll only k33p going too fur the more i commit to it X33
B33 < my man ive got great mews it would look sick af and you should purrtray yourself that way sometimes
HA Jokes on you I don't have one
thanks dude i see you had trouble getting to that conclusion so i appreciate it
B33 < *ac cracks their knuckles fans their wings and glints their glasses to talk about some grade a furry shit* B33 < so like any kink vores got diffurrent appeal fur diffurrent folks B33 < some people are dedicated pred some are dedicated purrey etc etc B33 < nyalso its impurrtant to note its a two purrt act B33 < meowbe thr33 but we dont gotta get into the ancillary kinks like inflation f33derism scat non-oral vore micro macro etc B33 < theres the eating and theres the purrt where the subs in the tummy B33 < worth noting eithpurr purrt can be meowstly ignored to focus on the othpurr in more or less a 50% instant loss scenario B33 < theres folks who just wanna open with/be in there and theres folks who just wanna swallow/get swallowed and then fade to black B33 < so fur these guys id say its sorta a 100% instant loss cannibalism scenyario B33 < meowbe like B33 < idk hard cartoon vore fur the ones that take multiple bites BX33 < tangentially while writing this i discofurred that there is a ctc tag on e621 but is p much only fur the box B33 < or like one art thats nyactually just fnaf #nsfw #vore #nsfwe #idk-how-much-i-n33d-to-tag-this-lmeow
ok so every dave can make fun of you noted who needs a mom when you can make people on the internet cry for no reason im jk dw i like that gif too much to disrespect
I do. I just won't share it, because I'm a real one.
Well, I me★n, I suppose my h★ir is wet quite often.
i dont read as much, hahaha. im more of a movie and random article guy.
I do a lot of reading! Published and unpublished work!
i'm joooking, i don't want you tall, you don't wanna be tall. BUT I have been the tallest in our friend group! If you have gotten taller it must have been a SHORT (hehe) time then. also........ 😔i cant help my hips get stuck.
woah, ok. i had no clue! i dont really read up on that stuff
B33 < listen man i can give you a breakdown on vore if you want B33 < the tummys like meowbe a third of the pictpurr
૮ - ﻌ - ა ... I'll let you cook for now...
you wanna be tall so bad it makes you look silly.
cannibalism is a tool often used for sex, romance and intimacy in literature.
my thought process is that vore is more intimate and youd actually see the other cinnamon bite things in the stomach since.. i think thats the appeal? cannibalism is also the one thats actually possible and theyre eaten in multiple bites in some ads.
I was going to argue with you but. Yeah. 🤔
B33 < nah its vore theyre doing all that shit in one bite mewsually
I have always been taller than you ૮ • ﻌ - ა
B33 < tbh im lowkey surpurrised ive nefur s33n them reimeowgined as like cinnamon stick doggirls or smth B33 < like just given what we do to tony the tiger
First! LOOK AT HOW CUTE YOU ARE!!!
B33 < hell yeah dude B33 < dig the wings btw
nearby
B33 < *ac gives you a gummy worm*
some troll is here
throwing that mf just the same i mean
Aaaah I SEE,i understand now
Wonderful. Do give him a good swing or two before going for it. We want a bullseye, after all.
It sounds to be a blessing to me.
I would hope you have a good arm for it.
go my scarab, but it's just me tossing dave at you.
Well. Now everyones gonna look at my toes now that you've said it
i like my slides too
☆Kourse, love the slides lol☆
thank you!
☆yo, looKin good☆
I'm not dressed fancy or anything buuuut!!! HELLOOOOOOO!!!!
I have not done anything yet!
D o n t
This seems to have elicited a strong response.
★ true swordsm★n c★n cut with no bl★de. This is wh★t it t★kes to be ★ sword s★int.
Well, there's nothing to say otherwise, so sure!
Man, I gotta back off before I end up doing that pathetic posting shit that one Dave does.
jade. 🥎
Oh, what a crazy tone shift scrolling through the dashboard!
I prefer to wear sandals most days, very squishy soles, BUT when I gotta be very active, boots or a nice pair of tennis shoes!
Good, hehe. Good....
Oh yay! I hope the hike is fun! And yes, I am doing pretty good today Jade!!
🙂 Poca.
It's okay!
bwoof.. .,thank,s,alsow ssorry for the trouble also-also i'll.ttry notto assume 'bark' is a command next time
awaah!!!! thats tempting to do myself now!!!
I am happy to take more suggestives Poca!
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Hey, I'm not normal! you don't need to be either!
I had to looke that up... sigh....
AWOOOO AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
WOOF!!!!!!! BWOOF!!!!
Mhm! Thank you for replying anyway! :)!
Give her a nudge to say hello! ONLY IF IT'S NOT BOTHERSOME!
WOOOF!!!!!!
They're hiding....
It's more confirmation!
BOOF!!!
When I'm not in the torment nexus, I have been redecorating my home a bit. You get a lot of free time, and you do a lot of decorating!
I've seen many, MANY daves, a few Roses, a singular Egbert...! Many Roxys, A few Dirks, 0 Jakes, 0 Janes. No other me's yet. Where is the jade pile???? Do I gotta bark? BARK!
#AsaseYaaPlaylist + #nowplaying Strut - Ayanna Ife, Jenn Carter, and ZEDDY WILL
i have better options to exhaust before i even consider this.
[ It just sounds like you want to get subjected to me ripping into your memories like a data miner. ]
plug your ears blast some music and pray you don't give in to a dog
You can still fuck someone yes. Someone else said it but you can always use a strap or if you are so desperate some type of long vegetable. But I do not suggest the use of vegetables.
[ I will not argue on this, Dave's post, but that is barely half of it. ]
You did. You asked all of Chittr and I am part of that user base.
You ask such sad questions.
[ This is why you have died many, many times. ]
uh huh
You have all the time and I can take up space, how fitting. Good luck!
He's consistent at least!
Yep, thats Dave for you.
choosing the wrong guy to suggest making fun of dog ears, but i suggest just saying she's wrong and ignoring her blindly
can i still fuck someone if i am extremely easy and also have no dick help a guy out
if you can pick me up, i feel that would not go how you'd like.
Suuuure whatever you say poca
Alright! Still getting tossed!
Poca.......... i'm tossing you.
now dont bring a man into it
OH NO THE JOKE WENT OVER MY HEAD.
I am beefy! Poca is not.
better put some respect on miss steak's name rn dawg
Leaving this here....
I needn't say more as my point was proven.
mistake?
You make plenty of mistakes, Poca! I've caught you slipping plenty of times.
DO I NEED ONE????
I can't even blame the website; I just fumbled my keyboard like a fool!
AH I TYPED UP AN ENTIRE REPLY AND HIT THE BACK BUTTON 😭😭😭😭
[ Hmmmmmmm. I'd like to turn you inside out and toss you into a star, BUT, you do provide some level of entertainment that others have failed to provide. But you and her get in my way. Repeatedly. I have an issue with that. I dream of. I'm not finishing that sentence, actually. Anyway, I will kill you later. ]
[ I'll certainly be sure to make sure to thoroughly remove you from the system next time. However, you should be grateful that you've been spared by whatever microcosm of fate allows you to survive. And, that I've been busy lately. =) ]
I promise I won't get kidnapped or die. Yet. I'll at least wait a month. I have plans!
You are very lovely, also what a wonderful weapon!
I have a type and it is unfortunately very bad.
oh we hornyposting? i'm too lazy for that right now, who wants to hookup? #nsfw
You are bad Robot A.M. Also of course I'm not dead. >:(
Oops very bad!!
[ I thought you both died! Though I suppose killing vermin is always rather tricky. ] [ @geoselenicGnosticism @tezcatlipocaGodhood ]
ReallY CutE ComputeR ThO :3
We're in this boat together, this boat that a robot REALLY hates.
Well we always manage to find each other, or you find me. Or I find you! BUT BUT, I promise I am not kidnapped, so no time shenanigans are needed here!
⋆˚🐾˖°
You have very little faith in my ability not to get kidnapped!
I can assure you im not. I basically was forced to speedrun my hangups with my bloodline by sheer proximity in like a month, thats how many there are. By my count, it capped at 50. You'd be 51. Welcome to hell, sunshine.
nope.
We'd have to start inventing new numbers at some point.
im willing to be like 20 at most. 15 or so that are actually active.
Oh, honey. Darling. *too many to fucking count.*
at least 20-30 ish
===> Your name is JADE HARLEY, but you go by ASASE YAA to differentiate from your alts! Your timeline is a unique situation, one that you can confidently say is absolutely FUCKED. Which was not your fault; you're trying to fix it with your friends, but that robot is stubborn. ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER (@iAm) has ruined the timeline and Sburb, and having somehow managed to connect to your timeline's reality and how it functions and operates, he feels unstoppable... Of course that would be the case for anyone else. You had full plans to stop and reduce that AI to being as nice as possible. You can't undo what he's done, but you certainly could use what was done to your advantage. Earth, the one you grew up on, still exists. It's desolate, and all human life that was on it was decimated. While you aren't as human as you once used to be, you are a FORCE to be reckoned with. Timeline: Dave - @tezcatlipocaGodhood A.M. - @iAm https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e60121fe099.png
lots
I'd prefer not.
My Tummy Has Hurt All Night And I'm Being So So So So So Brave About It And I Only Cried Once
I'm having feelings tonight.