
Troll Butthead
@thatsCool
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Gay william johnson be like doing your dad
...on an unrelated note, a grown man has no business having tiny kitten sneezes...

i sa7 "i mean" a lot huh
if i'm so deep inside you that both of our visions are starting to blur and you're begging me to go harder, then there needs to be a mutual understanding that the idea of pulling out is out of the picture :P #nsfw

Much needed break with one of my favorite iterations of this dork. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43cab15a22f4.png #nsfw
pickle? I don’t want no damn pickle!
#nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence #thisiskindafuckedupbutyouknow @coronateCruelty VICTIM 1 - A yellowblooded shut-in who rarely left their hive. Unimpressive psionics, but dangerous with a keyboard; was looking into ways to jailbreak Imperial drones. Their bulge tore itself to ribbons inside its sheath right before they posted their latest findings. 6 inches. VICTIM 2 - A blueblooded threshecutioner who rallied their platoon around a cult of personality rather than orders from above. Their bulge fell off at the root, capping off a rousing speech at the group ablutionblock. 14 inches. VICTIM 3 - An aging violetblooded noble whose bulge had not seen proper use in hundreds of sweeps. Functionally a political assassination; they funded fringe opposition factions. Their bulge went off with a bang when they reached for it, alone, in their recuperacoon. 5 inches. VICTIM 4 - A sectarian subjugglator who preached peace and love. Their bulge tied itself into knots. The official cause of death was compartment syndrome. 12 inches. VICTIM 5 - A jadeblooded cavern worker who allowed weak grubs to bypass their trials. Her bulge degloved itself inside her matesprit. 8 inches. -TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIALDRONE HIC-EMPRESS-CLASS:BRUTALIZER AFTER ADMINISTERING EMERGENCY MINDHONEY OVERHAUL-

#savebulgecurator
New discovery, everyone here sucks dick, literally. Fuck this noise. I'm going to bed.







