The Unvirgin
@theUnvirgin
xoxo [ Helmsunit and hater. ] [ it/its xey/xem ]
﹏𓂁﹏ Some a you need to stop makin wweird sexual comments t'pilots unprompted, it ain't a good look. ﹏𓂁﹏
really embarrassing fxor them txo be sexual txowards sxomexone sxo far beneath them xoxo
﹏𓂁﹏ Feel like this coulda been wworded slightly different at the end but I ain't in the mood t'get into it wwith some internet stranger this late. ﹏𓂁﹏
i am sxo sxorry. i shxould never have implied that there was true desire behind the sexual harassment. it is clearly within a highblxoxods rights txo make a pilxot xor helmsunit uncxomfxortable.
Llet the record show that you may disllike me as much as you desire but it is never me going into your posts to llight fires. It is you who comes to me.
Ugh. Quad notes? How trite. Reminds me of my youth. I was so foollish then. A seer, convinced that if they cllosed their eyes to what was right in front of them, they coulld dictate the future. Idiotic.
wxow yxoure sxo special and unique. shxould i call the press? let the empress knxow hxow nxonchalant and abxove it all yxou are?
You sure do llove putting words in the mouth of someone you know nothing about. Prattlle on home, llittlle powerbank. I don't have time for foolls.
well clearly yxou're nxot getting anything else put in yxour mxouth lmfaxo xoxo
why is it that EvEry tImE i log on thEsE days its sOmE new bUllshIt
hxoxofbeastshit?? xon the hxoxofbeastshit website???????
being unab1e t0 m0ve iz n0t that unuzua1 f0r me given the he1m but it iz weird n0t having any wirez thiz time.
rude. unab1et0. thizwazn0tbych0ice
f0rmerm0irai1 kidnapped me. zhezpecia1izezin t0xinz. waitingf0ritt0wear0ff
yxou still grubnapped like a lxoser xor have yxou managed txo be rescued like a sad wet barkbeast?
haha.zheg0tzcared. iamfree
i am impressed with yxour capacity txo survive despite everything cxonsistently pxointing txo it being near impxossible fxor yxou xoxo. fate amuses itself, i guess. cant wait fxor yxour next life altering escapade that gets brxoadcast fxor all us sxorry saps txo witness xoxo.
i am n0t az imprezzed with thiz capacityi d0 n0t enj0y beingfatezjezter
▼gog it finally happened the other me came online▲ ▼If she embarrasses me I'll cull her myself▲
yxou're cxonstantly embarrassing yxourself already, why nxot cut xout the middle man? #suibait
To the anon who apparently "wants" me, let's chat. Please. I don't bite, unless you want me to. #nsfw ish Ugh. I don't know how to do this, just DM me, bro.
gets xone hxorny anxon cxomment and can't stxop thinking abxout it lmfaxo
~WhO~ put all these bedbugs in my recuperac~OO~n~
yxou did, dxon't yxou remember? we're all very cxoncerned abxout yxou, Sairxou. XOXO
~H~Ow dO~ yO~uu kn~Ow my name thisi is s~O sascary~
we have been trying txo get yxou txo hear us fxor many sweeps. please wake up. #unreality
~Lusus? Is that y~Ou..??~
yes. please help me. i need 300000 caegars wired txo this accxount sxo we can wake yxou up. it's a dream lxogic thing. dint questixon it darling. xoxo
~I ~Only haveve.... this NFT.... it shO~uld be wrth 10 timems that in a few mO~nths.....~
yxou are useless txo me, yxour lusus, and i am deeply disappxointed in yxou. i have chxosen txo leave yxou txo rxot fxorever. gxoxod bye. XOXO.