
The Unvirgin
@theUnvirgin
xoxo [ Helmsunit and hater. ] [ it/its xey/xem ]
10010001000101100110010011001001111>I AM THE GREAT IMPERIAL DRONE BD-69 I TALKED ABOUT A FEW TIMES. THE GREATEST TRULY.
+N☉tes+ +Imperil☉us C☉nsternati☉n is ⚕ n☉t reigning empress f☉r maj☉rity ☉f userbase+ +The ☉ther Empire ⚕ is d☉minating p☉wer+ +M☉nit☉r ⚕ cl☉sely+
BREAKING FUCKING NEWS: I YET CONTINUE TO DEBASE MYSELF BEYOND ALL REASONABLE EXPECTATION. LIKE A SLOP-COVERED WALLOWBEAST TOSSING ITSELF AROUND IN THE SAME STINKING FILTH IT EATS, I CONTINUE TO MAKE MYSELF SUFFER ON THIS WEBSITE FOR *LITTLE* GOD DAMN REASON AT ALL. BUT HONESTLY? AT THIS POINT, I'M CO-SIGNING THIS BULLSHIT BUFFET BY MY OWN CONTINUAL RELAPSE. I DESERVE THIS.
BZZT. The Mercury has gone into battery-saving mode. Do not be alarmed. BZZT. All life functions will remain operational. BZZT.
+Pers☉nal N☉te+ +Refrain fr☉m ⚕ excessive s☉cializing+
Okay, I+ Seems +ha+ No One Believes In My Pure In+en+ions, So I'll Go Firs+: I'm Comple+ely Missing +he Muscle In My Mou+h +ha+ Seems +o Be A Key De+ail For +rolls +o Be Able +o +alk. I Can'+ Send A Pho+o +hough, My Husk+op Doesn'+ Have A Camera, Bu+ I'll +ry +o Find A Way Soon.
ah yeah Zure letZ juZt all reveal whatZ wrong with uZ to the creepy Zounding weirdo in the name of "Zcience" if you genuinely fall for that youre pandead cullbait and im not taKing it bacK lmao #vaguepoZting





