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Cllassy.
▼who the fuck are you▲
haha.zheg0tzcared. iamfree
can't live wwwwith emmmm can't run a society wwwwithout emmmm #mmmmypoisonofchoice
i dont kn0w shit fuck about this virus. gather up s0me kks or s0mething, assuming theyre not cramming their face in a striders m0uth right now.
✐ᝰ Evil again. Just remembered that I never took the container I used for lunch last night out of my workbag before leaving tonight. Might commit a petty crime about it or something!!!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
2♊︎lence but every 2o often a beep randomly goe2 off ♊︎n ♊︎t2 2h♊︎p two dr♊︎ve the crew mad..
,,,people who,,,po$t frequently,,,on thi$ web$ite are,,,$ub-troll,,,find better thing$ to do with your time,,,da$hwatching i$ obviou$ly,,,the be$t-u$e of chittr broadband,,,
!!! (OOC) !!! I have the biggest fucking real life hatecrush on like 90% of the mustardbloods with annoying typing quirks on this site (the characters, not the rpers, obviously)
you'RE a goldblood riding or dying for a 4k sweeps old purple. what are you doing man
hop off my bulge dweeb
the lowest common denominator right here. do you laugh at grub cartoons too? maybe chuckle to yourself when someone passes some gas?
// you should put an ooc/ic checkbox in the poll, or otherwise disallow ooc ones because i can tell there's been a few ooc ones and that's just gonna start craaazy mad shit (I will! Thank you so much for the suggestion.)
the2e confe22IIon2 are a22. don't any a you bozo2 do anythIIn IIntere2tIIn II can properly gaVVk at.
i personally feel some of the damaras on here toe dangerously close to racist caricature at times
NONE OF THESE CONFESSIONS ARE ANYTHING. BuT IRKSOME. AND OVERFuCKINGPOPuLATED. WHY DON'T YOu. SISSY ASS FRAGGABLE FuCKS. TAKE A GRENADE FLAVORED GuM. AND SWALLOW THE PIN. BLOWING YOuR STuPID JAWS OFF. AT WHAT YOu ALL WOuLD CONFESS. YOuRSELVES. AS YOuRSELVES. IF YOu HAD HALF THE GuMPTION NECESSARY. NOT TO BE WEAK FuCKING BITCHES.
an0nym0usly c0nfessing y0ur hard 0n f0r the m0st desperate tr0ll 0n chittr wh0'd immediately fuck any0ne that gives him the slightest bit 0f attenti0n instead 0f just sliding int0 his dms is the saddest thing i've ever seen. #dashwatching #n0tavaguep0st #thisisab0utcr0nus
(( Ace Dick as the Pjackk of Chittr is such a disgustingly awful role to play. I'm having so much fun. ))
(( ANANSE NO DON'T PICK THE CHUUNI OPTION FOR ENDING AN ARGUMENT ))
(( If it's at aLL suscePtibLe to ceruLean-styLe mind controL, it feeLs a LittLe tingLe in the back of its head. But aLmost as soon as it notices, the feeLing fades. ))
FINALLY. A “MEME”. THAT SHOWS THE TRuE uNIVERSAL MALE EXPERIENCE.
buddy if you thinK thiZ iZ bad wait until you get to the part of the night where people are baring their pucKered aZZholeZ to each other begging for a KiZZ #nZfw
((ooc primer post before i actually start posting. im just getting him ready dont mind me. i just think he's neat post-game erisolsprite muse, canon-divergent he goes by proton! he/it/they made it to a version of earth c got revived/"re-trollified" after getting spat onto earth c because shenanigans. changed his name and quirk and all that to to try the whole "being his own person" thing guy who is dealing with the permanence of being two guys smushed into one guy and figuring himself out as the distinctions become blurrier and messier, figuring out how to Be Himself even though his two parts are definitely still in conflict. which could mean nothing (thinly veiled system allegory dont mind me) profile may contain substance posts, violence posts, self loathing, the usual #ooc #pinned
"= yap fest ="
Don't feel bad for the highbloods
(( I love how varied the fantrolls are here. I was low-key worried about doing Pascal in her pilot era and thank you everyone who's interacting with her bc I know it's like, a lot just thematically. I was considering resetting her profile to be before she was a pilot but I think we're too far in it now lol
[BEGIN MESSAGE] greetingz t0 any zhipb0und tr011z. thiz iz y0ur reminder that y0ur pi10t haz accezz t0 thingz zearched and watched uzing the zhip c0mputerz. thiz accezz iz a c0nztant feed in their pan. thank y0u. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i think they zh0u1d 1et me zwear again. i w0u1d be very rezp0nzib1e with it. [END MESSAGE]
i can't help being handsommmme wwwwith a solid rack and it isn't mmmmy fault wwwwhen insane wwwwommmmen commmme at mmmme in droves
haha, yeah... me and Your Wife go waaaaay back buddy. waaaay waaaaaaaay back.
i miss your wife too man
(( OOC Observer Buzzkill https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/408a6e3486d9.png
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guess i gotta go grab mmyself a signn annd park mmyself inn downntownn skreeattle. hold it inn fronnt of mme annd you see that it reads "i nneed a fat bitch"
((yes this guy is a loser and his quirk is obnoxious on purpose lmao please bully me or you can like him idc))
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[◉"] I'm serious about the camera if you actually plan on doing this. [◉"] I really want to see!
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[◉"] Tell me if you do, I want to be nearby with my camera!
oh. sweet. *critical hits you.*
THERAPY IS A SCAM BY BIG PSYCHIATRY TO SELL MORE MENTAL HEALTH!
another night another—does anyone else hear the wwwwhistling fall of a giant object directly over our heads
By one’s own petard is the most classic way to be hoisted.
(( OOC: full ref of Crowscaw! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d69ba646bf19.png
10010001000101100110010011001001111>TO PROVE THAT IM A REAL TROLL IM PROVIDING A LOVELY PHOTO OF ME AND MY LUSUS. SOME PEOPLE SAY WE'RE REALLY SIMILAR. https://file.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/MEANDLUSUS.png
all highbloods are oinkbeasts ~
id Zay im more diZappointed than ZurpriZed but honeZtly what elZe would i expect from thiZ gaggle of chumpZ that advertiZeZ Zhit that you couldnt waterboard out of me unfortunately itZ juZt a biiiiit to hard to reZiZt calling them all idiotZ
+Advice+ +D☉ n☉t reveal y☉ur mutati☉ns ⚕ t☉ strangers+ +☉r ⚕ d☉+ +Y☉ur ⚕ life+
ah yeah Zure letZ juZt all reveal whatZ wrong with uZ to the creepy Zounding weirdo in the name of "Zcience" if you genuinely fall for that youre pandead cullbait and im not taKing it bacK lmao #vaguepoZting
[BEGIN CHIT] HAHA THEY W0U1D zH0CK ME F0R THINKING AB0UT IT [END CHIT]
tallk about cringe. the fishheads can renounce the imperiall hemogeny if they llike, but dont fuckin act llike this is a "why dont we all just get allong" situation. put away the pethound eyes, im not buying into your psyop psychollogicall manipullation hoofbeast shit. do some reall noise or just coast on your crumblling power, spare me the "both sides"!
boobs #nsfw
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