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@therapeuticTentacles

I’m me, me be. She/Her, Lesbian

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In other words… what do I do with a robotic, fully-customizable penis and vagina? I’m bored. #NSFW

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test them out on the number of willing - eager, even - test subje(ts

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WOAH I CAN STACK DONUTS ON THEM

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I was going to inquire where one might find such subjects, but I suspect they will find their way to me in due course.

are they c0mpatible with each 0ther? because if s0, n0w y0u can take "g0 fuck y0urself" t0 a wh0le new level heheh.

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Oh my god. I can. Haha.

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you have the absolute time of your life!! the options are near endless!!

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D--> Given that you have sent me the design document for your new additions I feel it only fair to respond by sending you this document which did not e%ist until appro%imately two hours ago about all the potential modifications which could be made. The purpose of this designs is purely artistic using the template you sent as the medium of choice for their creation. [Attached is a 100 page document filled with drawings and sketches of mechanical bulges and "equipment" of varying size, shape and comple%ity. Despite Equius's statement it is clear that many of them are old, very old given a couple seem to be pictures taken of a notebook rather than digital files. There is a theme with the later designs being quite...tapered] #nsfw #nsfwe

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Thanks, Jade. I shall make the most of whatever there is to enjoy.

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Hm… how interesting. I appreciate the additions you’ve made. I shall proceed to incorporate them.

After hours of careful work, I believe I’ve finally perfected my design. It is now fully customizable for my pleasure. Tightness, size, girth, etcetera. How delightful. I love being a robot. #NSFW

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WHAT IS. WHAT IS THE SECRET THIRD THING.

Tis a secret.

O+h my... Quite the no+t-so+-humble brag, I see... What is the 'secret third thing' tho+ugh, if I might be so+ bo+ld as to+ ask?

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Fill pails. The troll way.

O+h. I tho+ught yo+u said it was a 'secret' third thing. Fo+r so+me reaso+n, I imagined eggs being invo+lved. Still, go+o+d o+n yo+u fo+r being able to+ pro+duce genetic material in 'Human Hentai' quantities.

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That’s the secret fourth thing.

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D--> I find it hard to believe that you managed to modify yourself with such speed. I mean no offence but from what I have gathered you never had much skill with robotics unlike the Dirk hunman.

I have my methods—Dirk Strider has, after all, been a rather thorough instructor. Or perhaps… I’m simply that advanced?

D--> He is quite the instructor when it comes to matters of combat, life, philosophy and love from what I have heard. I was not aware any of those domains included the theoretical knowledge of human internal pail sacks however. Given his propensity for enjoying the male biological template you have I assumed he had no in-depth knowledge on the topic. Regardless I would appreciate if you could send me the schematics for this artificial human pail sac. It would be interesting to take a 100k.

therapeuticTentacles [TT] has sent x1 file. [ROBOTSEXUPDATE.SCH] There you go.

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I appreciate the support and curiosity surrounding my recent advancements in technology. Unfortunately, I do not yet possess the skill or experience to port such modifications to your biological bodies—perhaps one day. Regardless, I extend my thanks to you all.

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i wonder... how many other reproduction methods would you be able to recreate? the possibilities seem 3NDL3SS, but regardless... they'd probably end at my homeworld's, since it's impossible without the planet still alive.

So far I’ve replicated both human female and male reproductive systems, troll reproductive systems, and even an egg reproductive system.

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Funny and slightly weird time to be a robot on this website.

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What was that nineties show, the one with the rather comical fellow who would say, ‘Did I do that?’

Did you kno=w=: Robots can listen to =w=eezer too!

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Why indeed so, Mr Cuomo.

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Rosebot

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... Po+rrim?

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Porrim!

keeping track of who i have and haven't bred is really hard but i've found recently that my dog tier senses can help make that way easier!! i can pretty accurately pick out who in a room i have and haven't knocked up yet entirely through smell! it's an absolute time saver #nsfw

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How does being a robot affect this ability?

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good question! you see the main thing i'm sniffing out is if my seed is inside someone! it has certain god tier properties that gives it a really distinct smell. so with robots i can still pretty accurately sniff it out but the metals and potential oils make it a litre harder since i'm not used to dealing with those. with that said, you haven't been bred yet!

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Hm. An intriguing hypothesis. I suppose that does, in a very loose sense, constitute a ‘meeting’ between you and me—how very scientific of us. Yes, let’s call it that. How delightfully academic. I do wonder what that entails. Hehe. #PLAYINGHARD2GET

Damn, no one want me. #SAD

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Excuse you.

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Apologies, Fleshyme. It’s just that no one responded to a rather silly post I made asking ‘who wants me,’ and the silence felt… notable. Surely that must mean something.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I wasn't here to see that post, Robome. Allow me to respond in this thread by saying, I want you.

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I appreciate your understanding regarding this rather silly mishap. I shall proceed with that knowledge in mind—and I extend the same sentiment to you as well. I want you. #SELFCEST

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Hi. (With intentions to go to bed) https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/c2bfda47d28a6a4e7b1058c0425233ee0de08b7e.png #nsfw

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Wow. I am a rather attractive human.

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