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@therapeuticTentacles

I’m me, me be. She/Her, Lesbian

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Do I retire into sleep, or wander in quiet search of things to gently test the reach of my own unfolding inventions? #NSFW

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a1wayz tezt inventi0nz

I’ve broken a glass with my clumsiness. I should probably be more careful while I’m still testing things out. I don’t want my robot genitalia to kill anybody. #NSFW

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In other words… what do I do with a robotic, fully-customizable penis and vagina? I’m bored. #NSFW

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I was going to inquire where one might find such subjects, but I suspect they will find their way to me in due course.

are they c0mpatible with each 0ther? because if s0, n0w y0u can take "g0 fuck y0urself" t0 a wh0le new level heheh.

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Oh my god. I can. Haha.

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have fun.

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she said, not fast enough to respond before shitpeta started hopping up and down with her hand raised

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you have the absolute time of your life!! the options are near endless!!

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D--> Given that you have sent me the design document for your new additions I feel it only fair to respond by sending you this document which did not e%ist until appro%imately two hours ago about all the potential modifications which could be made. The purpose of this designs is purely artistic using the template you sent as the medium of choice for their creation. [Attached is a 100 page document filled with drawings and sketches of mechanical bulges and "equipment" of varying size, shape and comple%ity. Despite Equius's statement it is clear that many of them are old, very old given a couple seem to be pictures taken of a notebook rather than digital files. There is a theme with the later designs being quite...tapered] #nsfw #nsfwe

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Thanks, Jade. I shall make the most of whatever there is to enjoy.

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Hm… how interesting. I appreciate the additions you’ve made. I shall proceed to incorporate them.

you make sound like you're dying rosey D: let me know if you need any tips on where to start and stuff lol

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Now what? What am I to do with such advanced technology? Does power, in truth, come hand in hand with power?

I appreciate the support and curiosity surrounding my recent advancements in technology. Unfortunately, I do not yet possess the skill or experience to port such modifications to your biological bodies—perhaps one day. Regardless, I extend my thanks to you all.

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i wonder... how many other reproduction methods would you be able to recreate? the possibilities seem 3NDL3SS, but regardless... they'd probably end at my homeworld's, since it's impossible without the planet still alive.

So far I’ve replicated both human female and male reproductive systems, troll reproductive systems, and even an egg reproductive system.

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Can you believe it? A robot can fill pails now. Wow. …can robots get bred? I’m actually quite curious now. #NSFW

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i dont THINK so but i am not the expert :o

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Only one way to find out. ♥︎

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i'm sure 7ou'll have volunteers willing to test that. i'd offer to, but i'm a troll, and jade was on that first besides

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:33< id let mew fill meow like a pail :33c :33< #nsfw

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4T 4 GU3SS TH4T D3P3NDS ON TH3 FUNCT1ON4L1TY OF TH3 ROBOT

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if a r0b0t had an artificia1 w0mb zet up i w0u1d azzume yez #nzfw

After hours of careful work, I believe I’ve finally perfected my design. It is now fully customizable for my pleasure. Tightness, size, girth, etcetera. How delightful. I love being a robot. #NSFW

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O+h. I tho+ught yo+u said it was a 'secret' third thing. Fo+r so+me reaso+n, I imagined eggs being invo+lved. Still, go+o+d o+n yo+u fo+r being able to+ pro+duce genetic material in 'Human Hentai' quantities.

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That’s the secret fourth thing.

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:33< MEOW!!! :DD

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swiss arm7 genitalia. s(ien(e is amazing

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D--> I find it hard to believe that you managed to modify yourself with such speed. I mean no offence but from what I have gathered you never had much skill with robotics unlike the Dirk hunman.

I have my methods—Dirk Strider has, after all, been a rather thorough instructor. Or perhaps… I’m simply that advanced?

Truly a wo+nder o+f techno+lo+gy.

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D--> He is quite the instructor when it comes to matters of combat, life, philosophy and love from what I have heard. I was not aware any of those domains included the theoretical knowledge of human internal pail sacks however. Given his propensity for enjoying the male biological template you have I assumed he had no in-depth knowledge on the topic. Regardless I would appreciate if you could send me the schematics for this artificial human pail sac. It would be interesting to take a 100k.

therapeuticTentacles [TT] has sent x1 file. [ROBOTSEXUPDATE.SCH] There you go.

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D--> I appreciate this. If only all humans were Lalonde's and Striders perhaps their culture and regular behaviour wouldn't sicken me to the root of my b100dpusher.

Rosebot

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... Po+rrim?

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Porrim!

Ro+sebo+t.

Damn, no one want me. #SAD

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HEY.

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@caliBorn[CB]

Are you intending to appoint me as your trusted evil assistant? I should mention, for transparency’s sake, that I may already be serving in a comparable capacity elsewhere. You may know him.

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I AM NOT EXCLuSIVE. IN ANY CAPACITY. MY OVERLORDIAN CAPACITY. EXTENDS TO ALL. EVEN BOLTED TOGETHER BITCHES. I HAVE TO POACH FROM ANOTHER.

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@caliBorn[CB]

Hm… how endearing. You may need to take that up with Dirk.

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Excuse you.

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Apologies, Fleshyme. It’s just that no one responded to a rather silly post I made asking ‘who wants me,’ and the silence felt… notable. Surely that must mean something.

I wasn't here to see that post, Robome. Allow me to respond in this thread by saying, I want you.

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I appreciate your understanding regarding this rather silly mishap. I shall proceed with that knowledge in mind—and I extend the same sentiment to you as well. I want you. #SELFCEST

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Who want me.

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Cranking it crazy style, I suppose. #SUGGESTIVE

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the uncertainty is a little funny :B

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>[Glad you figured it out becauzze I have no fucking idea what I meant beyond a vaguely zzexual implication. Machinezz are the future.]<

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c< i suppOse! >c

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The uncertainty is precisely what lends it its charm.

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and you're always oozing with charms! :D

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S)(inji, crank t)(at s)(ellja buoy!

Oh my. Thank you kindly for the compliment, Ms Harley. You certainly know how to flatter a robot.

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one of my many expertise!!! i am a robot flirting master >:)

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You are a charmer.

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What shall I do with this rather uneventful night?

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Do robots have #substances they can take.

>[Crank that zzhit crazzy zztyle.]<

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No, though we may simply emulate what we imagine ourselves to be like in such circumstances

Very well—I shall proceed, whatever that may entail.

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>[Fuck yeah, robot babe.]<

Big lesbian. I love women, I love nonbinary people—can’t get enough of them.

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✐ᝰ It just kind of feelsl ike you're conflating nonbinary with "diet woman"!!!!!! Food for thought!!! ᝰᝰ

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Is being a lesbian not a matter of non-man loving non-man? I do apologize if my wording gave rise to any unintended implication—I suspect I could have expressed it more carefully.

Lesbianism does not always imply womanhood Behold The example stands before you

✐ᝰ Cool, cool. I just think a masculine presenting nb wouldn't fit the "nonbinaries" mentioned in this post. ᝰᝰ

I am literally on testosterone

✐ᝰ I see you're really not interested in having a conversation about it and instead want to be "right". So I'm gonna go ahead and not argue with you on the splinternet! Good day! ᝰᝰ

No no I apologize That was obtuse of me I was just a bit frustrated that you apparently did not register me as masculine But that is a personal hangup I agree that we are often treated as quote woman lite Although the same generalization is frustratingly rarely allowed to amab or transfeminine nonbinary people but I digress I don't think a post like this is implying that all nonbinary people have lesbian-compatible genders But many of us do And I personally think it would be silly to try and render the precise dividing line in a simple post about one's own attractions Also Unrelated "Splinternet"

I sincerely apologize if I came across in any unintended way—I had no wish to exclude nonbinary individuals in the slightest. That was neither my intent nor my perspective. I merely sought to express, in simple terms, a non-man’s affection for other non-men.

Where are the #WIREPLAY freaks? :( #NSFW

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here n0w that i am a110wed t0 exprezz thiz.

That's like organ play right? #gore #nsfwe

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Here. But busy right no+w. Trust me, o+nce I get the chance...

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Yes, yes—exactly like that, Mr. Ludwig.

I don't like that you know my name but good!

I think if you have exposed wiring that’s a sign something is wrong.

Wow—uh, thank you. I suppose I may have asked a bit too soon, without much experience on this website. This is rather… enjoyable to observe, Ms Megido.

Doesn’t matter—we’re completely different models. What might be lethal for you could be barely noticeable for me.

I have to admit it's crossed my mind

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I’m so, so bored. Can someone just… chew and tug on my wires already? Oops, uh—coding error again, haha. #NSFW #WIREPLAY

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Maryam still on my mind.

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Maryam on my mind.

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Epic mode, off. Apologies—I’ll be normal now. Well… as normal as a Rose can be.

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mY EPIC MODE, iS ALWAYS ON,

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Some of you are chuds.

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y0u can say names!

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E. Ampora.

I would make out with another version of myself, if such a thing were possible—I quite like myself as well.

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