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you make sound like you're dying rosey D: let me know if you need any tips on where to start and stuff lol

she said, not fast enough to respond before shitpeta started hopping up and down with her hand raised
D--> Given that you have sent me the design document for your new additions I feel it only fair to respond by sending you this document which did not e%ist until appro%imately two hours ago about all the potential modifications which could be made. The purpose of this designs is purely artistic using the template you sent as the medium of choice for their creation. [Attached is a 100 page document filled with drawings and sketches of mechanical bulges and "equipment" of varying size, shape and comple%ity. Despite Equius's statement it is clear that many of them are old, very old given a couple seem to be pictures taken of a notebook rather than digital files. There is a theme with the later designs being quite...tapered] #nsfw #nsfwe
you have the absolute time of your life!! the options are near endless!!

test them out on the number of willing - eager, even - test subje(ts

i'm sure 7ou'll have volunteers willing to test that. i'd offer to, but i'm a troll, and jade was on that first besides
:33< id let mew fill meow like a pail :33c :33< #nsfw

4T 4 GU3SS TH4T D3P3NDS ON TH3 FUNCT1ON4L1TY OF TH3 ROBOT

swiss arm7 genitalia. s(ien(e is amazing
Did you kno=w=: Robots can listen to =w=eezer too!
☆~𖦹 A woman gets very in touch with her lustful feelings when seeing the things you people post on here. I may need some special alone time today after all this. You are all very beautiful :) #nsfw 𖦹~☆
O+h. I tho+ught yo+u said it was a 'secret' third thing. Fo+r so+me reaso+n, I imagined eggs being invo+lved. Still, go+o+d o+n yo+u fo+r being able to+ pro+duce genetic material in 'Human Hentai' quantities.
O+h my... Quite the no+t-so+-humble brag, I see... What is the 'secret third thing' tho+ugh, if I might be so+ bo+ld as to+ ask?
robots are so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good question! you see the main thing i'm sniffing out is if my seed is inside someone! it has certain god tier properties that gives it a really distinct smell. so with robots i can still pretty accurately sniff it out but the metals and potential oils make it a litre harder since i'm not used to dealing with those. with that said, you haven't been bred yet!

I wasn't here to see that post, Robome. Allow me to respond in this thread by saying, I want you.
keeping track of who i have and haven't bred is really hard but i've found recently that my dog tier senses can help make that way easier!! i can pretty accurately pick out who in a room i have and haven't knocked up yet entirely through smell! it's an absolute time saver #nsfw

Hi. (With intentions to go to bed) https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/c2bfda47d28a6a4e7b1058c0425233ee0de08b7e.png #nsfw

Excuse you.

I AM NOT EXCLuSIVE. IN ANY CAPACITY. MY OVERLORDIAN CAPACITY. EXTENDS TO ALL. EVEN BOLTED TOGETHER BITCHES. I HAVE TO POACH FROM ANOTHER.

HEY.
You Should Message Me Sometime I Would Do So Myself But I Am Told That Making The First Move Is Risky
Where The Bitches At (Note: Bitches Is Being Used In An Exclusively Positive Manner Here) #Nsfw
one of my many expertise!!! i am a robot flirting master >:)
>[Glad you figured it out becauzze I have no fucking idea what I meant beyond a vaguely zzexual implication. Machinezz are the future.]<

Classic #strider antics. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5bcef2ecc57f.png
I have to admit it's crossed my mind

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I have SOme free time in between teStS riGht nOw. I SuppOSe I can be bOthereD tO check in here. What are yOu aLL DOinG nOw?
If a future me is the one who made it then yeah it would have to be able to collapse or even turn the opposite way and become a vag instead.
Welcome to chittr I'm afraid it does not stop from getting wierder
Suggestion: Simply make your explosions more timely. In addition to assisting in your schedule, we can collect data on if there is correlation between your exploding and a Jadeblood following the resulting debris.

congrats!!!
sh0uldve had it made like one 0f those c0llapsable telescopes.
yeah i get it too LIKE that boi
print("the reference i usan not the robo penis")
StatuS: OnLine HeLLO WOrLDS.
i'm just so eager to..... find out if it works or not!!! it's just such a brain teaser of a question. skin meeting with metal and the unknown results
uh hey rose are you still interested in testing that whole "can robots get pregnant" thing we were talking about yesterday?

Am I terribly hungover still? Yes. Should I finally get up and go to the store? Also yes. Am I going to push it back to take a nude and post it to chittr dot ing? Definitely. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd241d06bf01.png
Do forgive me for this. #suggestive Are you a robot? Because https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/USB-dock.mp3
That Would Sweep Me Off My Feet For Sure
this one's good but i'm not sure if it rolls off the tongue as easy as most other pick up lines :P

H3LLO

Hello Mebot.
If y⚙u are dealing with sh⚙rts, it c⚙uld be a v⚙ltage c⚙ntr⚙l issue. I c⚙uld diagn⚙se and fix this f⚙r the safety ⚙f y⚙ur l⚙ver.
Very Flattering We Should Talk About This Kind Of Power Either In Private Or In Person Sometime
Robots Are Infamously Very Emotional Creatures Upon Seeing Me I Understand

e777, how's it going
Ok- so, I’m pro8a8ly not hot, 8ut I’m a 8itch at least!!!!!!!!
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alright then whats your favorite grape candy / soda
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in candy or soda or just everything
First day on here and you’re literally right!!!!!!!! ::::)

...Y34H YOU'V3 GOT 4 PO1NT TH3R3.
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also tavros chose to play the crazy ass game with a girl who tends to take it too far so if you want my opinion he asked for it
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sometimes you just gotta be a lesbian and make bad choices but you end up being a spider alien bitch and then everyone thinks youre the most evil bitch this world has ever seen

#tittytuesday #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/23/8c815cfd3b236d7fcc02177e965d81bb49c76fb1.jpg

Huminahuminahuminahumina.

ghoogh.
i am the hardest dreamer around rosey!! i will prove all the odds wrong!
:33< mew have no idea how thats ideal fur some peopurr
that doesn't matter!!! my dreams and hopes live on!! i will never give up on the robot-fucking dream no matter what obstacles or realistic road block the world throws at me!!!! i *will* get that robot pregnant!!!!!!!!
Anything is possible if you dream hard enough.
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gosh i've never seen someone be so formal over a follow. i'll follow you back rosey don't worry :D i'm sure you'll make lots of friends
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b9b7311ac49feaf5fd6881e822c4a380/bc9cef4ef32a99c5-06/s1280x1920/02144accd92490aa85b04fc28b1fda5d4e230925.jpg ive seen tw0 different rob0t accounts tw0day already so i get t0 post this.
well yeah. what kind 0f freak designs a rob0t with anything less than their libid0?
that's usually how honriness comes lol :P hope you enjoy the thoughts then!!
oooohhhhhhh that makes sense! i know a few robots! i had one when i was young! but i can't say i have any in my direct circle :P you seem nice too!
hehehehe glad you liked it :B wait so you didn't have a jade in your timeline?
i'd be more than happy to explain! basically: robots are super hot! and this causes some people to feel a strong sexual attraction to them. the sound "clank clank clank" is in reference to the sound you'd probably hear if you were having sex with a robot! hope this helps! :D
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K--<robocock mentioned

There's nothing ordinary about a Lalonde, Nemesister.

No one knows their own body quite like you do. Largely owed to the fact that it is now a mechanical process akin to routine maintenance. Percussive or otherwise, it should be far from the realm of impractical or impossible to satiate your needs and urges. Self-exploration is perfectly provisioned, even without complicating matters through #incest or #incestuous undertones. You remember what it was like to please yourself. I would imagine those same neurologically mapped erogenous zones still exist along with the thoughts that caused your hands and the careful ministrations of fingers to gravitate.
I'M FUCKING TERRIFIED TO ASK WHAT THAT MEANS

Where there's a will...
i'm sure you could join in if you put your heart to it! or uh circuit board to it??

Hello, robome.






























