Troll Eminm
@therealSlimshady
Cus7om-fi77ed, Cus7om-ki77ed Wood Gr@in cus7om Every7hing, wh@7's Th@7 On The Se@7? cus7om Mus7@rd S7@in
If I Ain'7 Go7 A We@pon I'm A Pick Up A Rock @nd When I Bus7 Yo Ass I'm A Con7inue To Rock
You Though7 I W@s Ill And Now I'm Even More So shi7 I Go7 Full-6lown Aids And A Sore Thro@7 #nsfw
Wow. You're a jerk in real life just like in your mewsic. Beautiful.
Le@nin' Ou7 A Window, Wi7h A Cocked Sho7gun
Guys, Sucked Eigh7/nine Men #nsfw
I learn new things everyday, like eminem being a universal constant :-D i wonder if there's a troll shakespeare too...
Wh@7 You Gonn@ Do When Shi7 Hi7s The F@n @re You Gonn@ S7@nd And Figh7 Like A M@n? will You Be As H@rd As You S@y You Are? or You Gonn@ Run And Go Ge7 Your Bodygu@rd?
If They Sleepin' On Me, The Hoes Be77er Ge7 Insomni@
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Excuse Me Miss, I Don'7 Me@n To Sound Like A Jerk 6u7 I'm Feelin' Jus7 A Li77le S7ressed Ou7 From Work could You Punch Me In The S7om@ch And Pull My H@ir? spi7 On Me, M@y6e Gouge My Eyes Ou7?
Tod@y We're Gonn@ Le@rn How To Poison Squirrels
You're Jus7 He7eropho6ic s7@ring A7 My Je@ns, W@7ching My Geni7@ls Bulging 7h@7's My Mo7herfucking B@lls you'd Be77er Le7 Go Of 'em 7hey Belong In My Scro7um you'll Never Ge7 Hold Of 'em #nsfw
Ex7r@7erres7ri@l, Running Over Pedes7ri@ns In A Sp@ceship while They're Scre@ming A7 Me, "le7's Jus7 Be Friends"
sLiMmMy TiMmY, nOt To Be AlL mOtHeR fUcKiNg PaRaSoCiAl WiTh A bRoThEr, BuT i SwEaR i JuSt SeEnT yO aSs GeTtInG cOvErEd In TaR aNd ScReAmInG lOuD aS fUcK nOt EvEn LiKe SiX cHiTs AgO mAnE. wHaT's GoInG oN pLaYeR
That's real. Always keep it surface level. Never bring them home.
I Keep Hoes Lickin' They Fingers
Cr@ck A Six-p@ck, Si7 B@ck Wi7h Some N@chos
I Lie And Ge7 Fucked More Th@n The Presiden7 Does
Bi7ch Ge77er, Hid In The Bush Like M@rgo7 Kidder jumped Ou7 (rrr@h!), Killed The Bi7ch And Did Her used To Le7 The B@6ysi77er Suck My Dick When I W@s Li77ler smoke A Blun7 While I'm Ti77y Fucking Be77e Midler sniper, W@i7ing On Your Roof Like The Fiddler y'@ll Though7 I W@s Gonn@ Rhyme Wi7h Riddler, Didn'7 Y@? 6ring Your Bi7ch, I W@nn@ See If This Dick Gon' Fi7 In Her
If You He@r A M@n Th@7 Sounds Like Me Sm@ck Him
oH, hAHA, i THOUGHT THAT READ AS, "mAN tHOT," fOR A SECOND WHICH, cONFUSED ME, tHOUGH i WOULD HAVE BEEN SUPPORTIVE, oF YOU BEING A MAN THOT, mISTER tROLL eMINM, bUT THAT IS NOT, wHAT IT WAS, uMM, aNYWAYS, i AM A BIG FAN!