@timaeusTestifeline — #wetyaoiday
Happy #wetyaoiday. This one's for the homie @cryhoundColortura. [An image is uploaded to the chitt. In the center of the it., body on display as previously promised, is the form of one Dirk Strider, kneeled on the hardwood floor as water pools on the ground around him. The usual anime spikiness of his hair is reduced to something better described as a mullet with the wetness weighing it down. Silvery white bangs fall against his face, framing the sharp line of his jaw and the sharper edge of his shades. Below the neckline, the collar of his shirt is fisted in one hand, pulling it back just enough to...Read more
Since the guy who'd rank as my first choice for #wetyaoiday is currently unavailable, the masses of Chittr will be granted the exclusive experience of seeing an altogether different sexy motherfucker on display. Usually, most people would have to pay for the viewing (onlyfans.com/dirkstrider), so consider yourselves uniquely fortunate for the holiday cheer inciting it. Stay tuned for more later. P.S: No, the incident with the sword was not an "exclusive experience." It was a bet #gonewrong, #gonesexual.
@archangelsTerrarium. You know what day it is. Get the train ready for #wetyaoiday.