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apple pie with bees in it...
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:Wh✶ 3v3r d✶3s? 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
good dog <3
You deserve very little.
Pitchuationship...
I'm sorry Trollbama... I didn't mean that... I'm not gonna put ranch in my Faygo.
Do it, pussy.
oh y3a
2h3 2trogan my off until I b33f
[I'm in your goddamn walls. And you will be fed.]
†) I7'S OKAY WEE APOS7A7E. 7HERE WAS NEVER ENOUCH ROOM F'ER EVERYONE 7O BE SAVED ANYWAYS. :o) (†
You will not be able to unsee this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14974764949d.png
I have once again lost at billiards. This is the seventh time now. He is truly talented.
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How amusing. The one timeline where all is as it should be, and it is despised by the people.
Why cant you h3ar wh3n th3 Pt3rodactyl i2 u2ing th3 bathroom? Cau23 th3 P i2 2il3nt
[You liked it. <3< #suggestive ]
[I can be whatever I want to be.]
[You're the one who looks desperate, bringing up my *dick*, but I don't blame you for thinking about it.]
everyone in poli+ics ends vp being called a conqveror and a pre+en+iovs (some+imes fishy) asshole.
whꙮ wants tꙮ dꙮ a fight night in cꙮncept space. lꙮser gets remꙮved frꙮm everyꙮne's memꙮry. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
youre a tall glass of vwater, arent you eridan? you boy... precious boy. im cronus ampora, eridan and i wvant your teeth for the federal reserwve. im cutting interest rates in half, eridan and i need your teeth. ill admit, eridan youre handsome... but wvhat hawve you done vwith it? you think you can mock me, eridan? do you? do you think you can mock me eridan? do you think you can capture my essence and throvw it back at me wvith humor and rhetorical devwices?
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Certainly not, if I must give its Dirk credit, he is at least strong and dependable, however perverted and egotistical he is. My Dirk was a weak, pathetic little boy, who did only what he was told and still couldn't even manage the simplest instructions, and you want to talk about in bed, hoho, the begging, the despiration in his voice. It was like broken record. Intimacy is two ways, and it was always what he wanted. Just the Silly AI Chatbot, its reeks of that same insecurity. If anything "they" project on "me". Hence why even now, even after being cruel, they all can't help but crawl back to me. #gaslighting #abuse
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hPwqXPSCsdo&si=q_Mz6liHdjY6JoLn Oh yeah this is going on "the" playlist #songposting #music
Oh Roxy, I just knew you would like this green. Let us hope to see more Janes as well <3
I have another event I am scheduled to attend, so unfortunately we will have to have a rain check.
So you have been checking my profile. Goody. :-(D
You shouldn’t be so rude, Mr. Strider. We are, in a sense, family. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
We were supposed to do this together, you know? You and me. You couldn't hack it. I could've dealt with you being weak, but to call me abusive? You were the one that said you would do anything. Its not my fault I had pull for both our weights. #vagueposting #gaslighting #abuse
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
[These results don't surprise me one bit. I have less limits as an inorganic being in more ways than one. #nsfw #BDSMtest ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b5b9aae80af.png
[The robot is *very* hot.]
[How sweet of you to think of me.] [But if it was, how high's that score, hm?]
[Primal would be 100%, so I like those odds.]
stupid me i forgot to account for the roughly 1.6 million civvilian an lusii casualties #eridanwwar
[There's a joke I can say that will get me drawn and quartered. So I will!] [You could say you're... Homestuck.]
hey if youre a rustblood vwith issues and a freaky fine body hmu and lets chat about howv i can make you wvorse. thats wvhat you freaks are all into, right? other lowvbloods free to apply too i guess but rusties havwe that special sauce. #nsfwv
[Yeah I'll take a dozen to go.]
Cut them up into little pieces and serve them in baked beans to simulate wet food!
just got kicked out of the hospitaL. didn't even know that was possibLe tbh
chittr how do we feel about hotdogs with peanut butter and STRAWBERRY jelly. its important that its strawberry and not grape #fuckgrapes
savve yourself the trouble and wwatch paint dry
I HAVE NO WEAK POINTS. I HAVE A SECRETARY
↘️i literally deserve nothing.↘️
yeah but im really cool
my dirk is a little baby that pisses me off all the time so yeah im taking my anger out on someone who can take it
DO NOT DO THIS AS IT WILL IMPROVE YOUR BODY HEALTH
i dunno wvhy some people havwe such a problem wvith lesbians, i lovwe em, some of my best gal pals are into babes. and i mean, vwere tight too, they came to my last vwriggling day and gawve me a pretty fancy rolex. not exactly vwhat i meant vwhen i told em i wvanna wvatch, but its the thought that counts
*for forever
A lot of people €ould benefit from being under my €ontrol with no free will.
remember to chitt #imcoming to #eridanwweek
Wrong. We evolved past the need. Big men kissing big men. Twinks to the gulag.
We don’t need twinks anymore we evolved past that. Only bears.
>([its too late batman i already flooded t#e water supply wit# #eridanweek supplements]
ME TOO. THATS WHY I NEEDED TO TORTURE YOU DIRK
JOCKEY.
#bringitback #eridanwweek
Peter johnson. The untameable trouser snake. #nsfw
I have returned, much to the joy of you all. Hello, my lovely blorbos.
so many funny lil freaks on my feed dis website rules. dance fore me u lil weirdos
oh, yeah. i'vwe been testing ethnicities for my humansona, trying to see vwhat feels the most comfy, y'knowv? an i'vwe come to the conclusion that i vwas probably hispanic in another life. call me papi chulo.
the people havwe spoken @carmineGnosiology. my friend, it's time to get an industrial-sized tub of ky because i am tearing that ass in twvo. #nsfwv #painal
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be861e39f3d9.jpg #nsfwv
oh damn my score passed 1000, do i vwin anything? guess im just a real popular fella around these parts
im the most special and handsomest boy in the entire vworld. (like if you agree.)
aight imma go get ma beauty rest yall betta behave ill be hearin aboat it if somefin happens #OB-EY #SUMBIT #CONSUM-E [)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out.]
look im seein a kerfuffle on my timeline ovver some trashy asshole hackin my account and sayin i ate my horse if you KNOWW me you knoww im savvin that horse for a truly fuckin rapturous occasion
Objectively Correct, Will Not Be Hating
⤐M⊕st hated Chittr challenge: Pineapple bel⊕ngs ⊕n pizza.
Has anyone seen my wife? I am looking for my wife. If you have seen my wife, please let me know, because I am looking for her. I am also looking for my dog.
I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW POST. IT WILL NOT LET ME uPLOAD ANOTHER IMAGE.
the ladies lowvevw me, im already drovwning in attention. shame i missed the showv earlier, damn. anyone wvilling to gimme a round 2? #nsfvw
So like who put pickles in the sink? https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/81e85cf9b41b99ebae88ed6aa2ef9fd2.jpg
surprising no one
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE THE FAT BITCHES AT AND WHY ISN'T IT AT MY HIVE? #nsfw
NO, CHITTR'S EXPLODING. UNSURPRISINGLY.
SPOKEN LIKE SOMEONE WHO'S GETTING THEIR REPLY HATED. (IN A GOOD WAY.)
Looking forward to it.
Buzz off; we trying to get paid.
I have developed a new game for me and my son. I drink a bottle of Miller High Life as quick as a flash. And then, I whip the empty bottle towards his dome. This develops his agility and reflexes, as well as being a wonderful bonding experience. Follow for more parenting tips.
I know. It's a wonderful sound. Could dance to it, even.
can't help it when i see a hot daddio.