♦ pitied by @timaeusTestified

"= fiiiinally. everyone has to go. then. it will be me on top. ="

I beg your fucking pardon? Pardon the reprehensible nature of my comment, but have any of you ever felt a little peculiar about a blocky jumbled mess of pixelated, garbled, and nigh-incomprehensible programming oversight? I would very much like to be scrambled in the same manner these pixels are. To have the items in my bag duplicated senselessly. To crawl on all fours against the straddled oblong end of... I need some sleep sorely. https://i.imgur.com/4KP5zx6.png #WitchChittr #Balatrose #Balatro #WithMods #Roguelike #Gaming #NSFW #Technically #Missingno #ButNotForgotten
OK, FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS. ARADIA, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, THEN I AM *SORRY* FOR THE PROPERTY DAMAGE TO YOUR HIVE AND COLLECTION. I GENUINELY, TRULY AM. IT IS A GODDAMN SHAME THAT THIS SYSTEM DEIGNS TO MAKE A NOOK-SCRATCHING FOOL OUT OF EVERYONE WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HATCH INTO IT. EVER WONDER WHY WIGGLERS HATCH SCREAMING? THERE YOU FUCKING GO. MYSTERY SOLVED EVEN THOUGH THERE WASN'T A LIVING SOUL STUPID TO ASK FOR THAT. BUT I AM ***NOT*** POSING FOR YOU AGAIN! I AM DONE OWING YOU!!!
More than mindboggling. This shit is frickin bananas!!! Who the heck likes stress!? MADNESS.

HES IN THE WAY IM IN THE MIDDLE

theyre gonna think me and other me r <3<ing each other hard fuckin core at this rate UGHHH *eyeroll*

why all the hate on mah lolwut :( #thehaters


