@timeskipGuydude — #substance
#ooc #pinned Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you are merely one of many who share your name. You reside on a version of EARTH C, somewhere out in the vast reaches of PARADOX SPACE. You and your friends won the game, and of course you did, you're the greatest to ever do it. Life is now pretty normal, or as close to normal as you can get while being a TIMELINE JUMPING GOD-KING. You prefer to take up an UNASSUMING PERSONA in your day-to-day life, though. No need to wear the fancy god tier pajamas out in public. You prefer to AVOID THE PUBLICITY where possible, an odd trait for a Dave, but you specificall...Read more
why did i thjnk i could stomach a boba tea on top of my texas sized steak and cactus blossom in gonna be sent tonhell for thisf #subsfancr #subsfnsfe #substance gottenm
getting crossfaded in the texas roadhouse since when did this chain have its own honky tonk yeehaw ass theme song #substance
my bitchass ran outta weed from eating the fuckers like a kid in willy wonkas chocolate nightmare i dunno if the shops gonna be open when im finally free fuck dude im so fucked #substance
((alriiiighty intro post for this guy i guess he's pretty canon-compliant, not much different from canon dave. earth c dweller, occasional timeline jumper, he can be pretty much anywhere at any time he's gay and a trans guy. big fan of limp bizkit and eminem. got magic-transitioned via god tiering, and he's affiliated with my karkat muse, @carcinoGeneticist#1380 and of course because he's a dave you'll be getting posts about drugs #substance (mostly weed and shrooms) and #nsfw here and there. and mayhaps on occasions more serious stuff such as his severe ptsd and dissociative tendencies from his child...Read more
rapidfire texting rose to pick me up like im little timmy and found five nights at freddys at the fridge #SCARED https://files.pi.fyi/cdn-cgi/image/quality=70,format=webp/users/cm7fcl8ba0hrqt72rg977femy/images/cke2io0ap8ox7tt19tp48jvb/original.jpg #substances #substance
at the cvs high as fuuuuuuuck anWhy do i hear circus music #substances #substance