@timeskipGuydude — #nsfw
the worst thing i think to get used to after my magical impromptu god-bod transition was making sure to move my dick out of the way of the zipper because i was so used to just zipping that fly up like mario climbing up a donkey kong ladder that the first time it happened i let out an absolutely tremendous wail that would make mel gibson proud leaving me curled up on the floor like peter griffin eating shit on the pavement #nsfw?? #tmi
beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand #nsfw(???? maybe?)
lame ass gadgetjob #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/df5267e561418c71c0e0086652f964a9/e32a971abf5536c9-1f/s400x600/b7c3e57c299788818a08c31c762d3c5d6589ce27.gif
((alriiiighty intro post for this guy i guess he's pretty canon-compliant, not much different from canon dave. earth c dweller, occasional timeline jumper, he can be pretty much anywhere at any time he's gay and a trans guy. big fan of limp bizkit and eminem. got magic-transitioned via god tiering, and he's affiliated with my karkat muse, @carcinoGeneticist#1380 and of course because he's a dave you'll be getting posts about drugs #substance (mostly weed and shrooms) and #nsfw here and there. and mayhaps on occasions more serious stuff such as his severe ptsd and dissociative tendencies from his child...Read more
why is kasane teto in egberts shorts #nsfw #nojudgement #justcurious
#nsfw (?) #idkwhatpregjokesfallunder https://64.media.tumblr.com/ce27a7fcf60693dacd7ba4ef8d1436f7/9bc4b4a5c30d08e5-b2/s540x810/2eedcce37131bd6f9bc4b6c938f41b207142c0f3.jpg
are yall gonna laugh at me if i share what i left on while i was jorkin' it or is this a safe space #nsfw
new taylor swift single just dropped "fuck like a mountain rat" #nsfw #iguess
may i have your attention please may i have your attention please will the real slim shady pleas stand up i repeat will the real slim shady please stand up (were gonna have problem here) yall act like youve never seen a white person before jaws on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door who started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorced throwin her over furniture its the return of the ah wait no wait youre kidding he didnt just say what i think he did he and dr dre said nothing you idiot dr dres dead hes locked in my basement feminist women love eminem "s...Read more
https://preview.redd.it/check-out-how-hard-i-can-pee-v0-5svjll8llv621.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5e961466144b226170bfbeb74ae58d001f37a470 #nsfw (?)
🎶 #nowplaying — Shawty Wanna Fuck - Maxeboy https://youtu.be/RPX44xvUmFA?si=0I8JZ-gtxYYE5yU2 #nsfw #nsfwe
shawty wanna fuck shawty likes it rough and shes got a big oily but a big round wet mcmuffin shawty got sexual techniques and a big round oily butt goosebumps on booty cheeks i wanna bust a nut #nsfw #nsfwe #lyricsposting
tight pussy kinda annoying. release me #nsfw
rock out w/ my cock out iykwim https://run-chicken.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/AdobeStock_175669033-scaled-1.jpeg #nsfw #butnotreally
