Eskedo Urrasi
@tolerantAnalysis
A purpleblood private Detective | Freelance worker | He/Him
-_-_-_ I am ab🔍︎ut as understanding 🔍︎f the multiverse as I was yesterday. Aka n🔍︎t much. Still d🔍︎n't get the sgrug, g🔍︎d c🔍︎mplex thing pe🔍︎ple have-_-_-🔎❗
-_-_-_ T🔍︎ say, I d🔍︎ respect my cl🔍︎wn br🔍︎thers and sisters. They're purple; I'm purple. I l🔍︎ve em. Als🔍︎, purple is a great c🔍︎l🔍︎r; it g🔍︎es with a l🔍︎t 🔍︎f things. Eh. S🔍︎me c🔍︎l🔍︎rs wash it 🔍︎ut, but what can ya d🔍︎?-_-_-🔎❗
-_-_-_ I d🔍︎n't kn🔍︎w wh🔍︎ decided being a detective required at least 4 layers 🔍︎f fabric, but I'm dying, and I can't wait t🔍︎ get h🔍︎me and be naked -_-_-🔎❗
-_-_-_ i see m🔍︎stly y🔍︎ung and pretty pe🔍︎ple 🔍︎n here, s🔍︎ I h🔍︎pe that I d🔍︎n't b🔍︎ther any🔍︎ne p🔍︎sting my 🔍︎wn picture -_-_-🔎❗
HOT TROLLS IN MY WE8SITE YES !! !! !! YES !! !! !! !! !! !!
8=l < You are of no bother
-_-_-_ Pers🔍︎nal 🔍︎pini🔍︎n? T🔍︎🔍︎ many g🔍︎ds, l🔍︎rds, and whatn🔍︎t. Can't keep track 🔍︎f wh🔍︎ I'm supp🔍︎sed t🔍︎ "fear," s🔍︎ I've ch🔍︎sen n🔍︎t t🔍︎ give a damn. Until actively threatened.-_-_-🔎❗
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+here are precious few on +his websi+e. who even deserve +he +i+le +o begin wi+h.
-_-_-_ Y🔍︎u ever remember s🔍︎mething incredibly stupid y🔍︎u believed as a child and have t🔍︎ sit 🔍︎n it. S🔍︎methings I can't figure 🔍︎ut h🔍︎w the hell I l🔍︎giced that.-_-_-🔎❗
Yes. What's the one you're thinking of?
-_-_-_ I d🔍︎n't think I want t🔍︎ publically humiliate my past self f🔍︎r my stupid beliefs 😮💨-_-_-🔎❗
Mm. Very fair. DM me if you'd like to share, but don't worry if not.
Of course. If nothing else, I can keep a secret.
Haha, don't worry. I figured as much.
-_-_-_ Being a private investigat🔍︎r c🔍︎mes with a unique set 🔍︎f challenges.-_-_-🔎❗
-_-_-_ I'm 24 sweeps by the way, r🔍︎ughly 50 human years. I think it's reas🔍︎nable t🔍︎ want t🔍︎ be a bisexual fantasy -_-_-🔎❗
Agreed. There is no time limit on being a bisexual fantasy.
-_-_-_ exactly! and i think pe🔍︎ple age like wine, gets better with age!-_-_-🔎❗
Indeed. It's a shame the average age of the site, not counting the ageless outliers and immortal entities, is about 12 sweeps... Sigh. Oh well.
-_-_-_ S🔍︎cial media is p🔍︎pular am🔍︎ngst the y🔍︎uth, s🔍︎ it's n🔍︎t surprising. my s🔍︎rt are usually p🔍︎sting their bad p🔍︎litical takes 🔍︎n 🔍︎ther websites. but h🔍︎pefully m🔍︎re 🔍︎lder pe🔍︎ple c🔍︎me ar🔍︎und, w🔍︎n't hurt.-_-_-🔎❗
Indeed. i've been seeing an influx in older men of late, which is nice. A few older women. No older nonbinary people, however. Where are they...
-_-_-_ Hmmm, yeah where are they?? There has t🔍︎ be s🔍︎me 🔍︎n here. I h🔍︎pe s🔍︎!-_-_-🔎❗
Aside from myself, and I don't even feel like I count as "older" most of the time, I really don't recall any. Maybe they just have their ages hidden like I do.
Agreed. It'd suck to be the only one.
-_-_-_ I 🔍︎nly dream 🔍︎f being part 🔍︎f s🔍︎me🔍︎ne's bisexual fantasy -_-_-🔎❗
-_-_-_ but SPECIFICALLY me, a middle-aged man, and a middle-aged w🔍︎man.-_-_-🔎❗
-_-_-_ Slept s🔍︎ hard I f🔍︎rg🔍︎t I have s🔍︎cial 🔍︎bligati🔍︎ns.-_-_-🔎❗
Eskedo Urrasi Used to be heavily involved in crime in his younger years and turned his life around to help people, he's managed to keep a few connections in the organized crime groups. Work partner/bestfirend: @alopecoidSleuth Ref: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f83935c139f.png
-_-_-_ I d🔍︎n't hate cl🔍︎wns by n🔍︎ means. I just ain't religi🔍︎us either.-_-_-🔎❗
-_-_-_ A day 🔍︎r s🔍︎ ag🔍︎, I saw talk ab🔍︎ut cl🔍︎wns. I'm n🔍︎t a cl🔍︎wn. I'm a private investigat🔍︎r.-_-_-🔎❗
truthseekers are fun
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-_-_-_ I finally have an ic🔍︎n. An entire m🔍︎nth later.-_-_-🔎❗
-_-_-_ I t🔍︎tally f🔍︎rg🔍︎t ab🔍︎ut adding a pr🔍︎file picture. S🔍︎ f🔍︎r n🔍︎w. Face-less fuck McGee until I take a picture 🔍︎f myself. Wh🔍︎ kn🔍︎ws.-_-_-🔎❗
-_-_-_ I need... t🔍︎ figure 🔍︎ut an ic🔍︎n f🔍︎r myself. I d🔍︎n't really take pictures either. 😬-_-_-🔎❗