That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole

• Former Bigshot. • Went Woke. Went Broke. • Ex-communicated from the Messiahs.

Blood: PurpleAge: 1894 years873 sweepsKult Score: 1178Kull Score: 155716 followers 16 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < if youre wondering where ive been, i got hauled away to a landfill.

Kult: +59

Kull: +50

Total: 109

Ratio: 1.18

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < sleep in a dumpster one time.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[A] And it took you this long to crawl back ?] [I] Impressive.]

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < it was comfortable. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < got you a pillow too. only a few colorful stains.

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@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[Y] You thought of me.] [H] How touching.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < yeah, i did a little touching while thinking of you. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < youre welcome.

#nsfw #suggestive

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] ... Yeah, I'm not going to thank you for that.]

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < cant take a compliment at all. didden even get a thank ya for chiselin ya a pillow.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[Y] Yes, that was purposeful.] [I] I do have standards.]

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < when did that happen???

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@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[F] Fair. Fair.] [I] I have standards outside my apparent taste in hookups, which clearly speaks for itself.]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < a dainty ass 9'6.

Kult: +22

Total: 22

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < thought about doing something today. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < terrible idea. wont do that again.

Kult: +30

Kull: +29

Total: 59

Ratio: 1.03

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < @adeptAdjutant i know where you live.

Kult: +2

Kull: +9

Total: 11

Ratio: 0.22

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@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] ?????? IT WAS A SIMPLE REACTION??? [P] Please don't @ me????]

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < @adeptAdjutant don't tell me what to do, twink.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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@tenebrousAnaglyph[TA]

#### lol

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[J] Jesus fucking christ I'm sorry???]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < oral and cannibalism are just a single choice apart. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < make that choice.

#cannibalism #bad-jokes

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < does eating ass make you a cannibal?

#cannibalism #nsfw

Kult: +27

Kull: +40

Total: 67

Ratio: 0.68

THE DETECTERROR

@criticalConspiracist[CC]

you people always have to make it about you dont you

Kull: +7

Total: 7

@emotionalCorpse[EC]

depends on intent

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @criticalConspiracist[CC]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < be real fucking weird if i made it about you.

↩ @emotionalCorpse[EC]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < depends on the ass.

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@emotionalCorpse[EC]

. . . is there levels to this??? factors of what ass vs what intent equals what degree of cannibalism??? #gore #nsfwe

Kult: +2

Total: 2

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < damn bitch, smile.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < Google: How to Hivebreak a Teal

#nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +40

Kull: +42

Total: 82

Ratio: 0.95

RITCHY MOLLEI BYRONI PASEMA

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[?]

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < didnt google bikini bottom-bottoms.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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RITCHY MOLLEI BYRONI PASEMA

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[WHAT I$ THI$ $HADE]

@zephyrousToolsmith[ZT]

U KINDᐛ NᐛSTY ᐛSS

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < you should look into a traffic accident.

#violence #death

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@zephyrousToolsmith[ZT]

THᐛT DONT EVEN MᐛKE SENSE, LIEK LOOK ONE UP?? ERMMM OKᐛY LMᐛO

@ephemeralMinx[EM]

If this is ab∞ut wh∞ I think it's ab∞ut y∞u're wasting a search. 😒

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < worst part about choking people is the confusing boner you get.

#violence #nsfw

Kult: +52

Kull: +40

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.30

𓆩🜲𓆪 Cynomn Ilikum 𓆩🜲𓆪

@grandioseArctophile[GA]

Hah!

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

@karmaDagger[KD]

buddy.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < ain't telling jokes, bubbles.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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𓆩🜲𓆪 Cynomn Ilikum 𓆩🜲𓆪

@grandioseArctophile[GA]

I just found it pitiful, poor thing.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@evilologyGenarch[EG]

yeah. thats relatable.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@radiantFrenzy[RF]

LMAOOOO best part about gettin choked out is getting a boner and makin yer choker get all grossed OUT

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < then help daddy out.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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𓆩🜲𓆪 Cynomn Ilikum 𓆩🜲𓆪

@grandioseArctophile[GA]

That an invitation? How bold of you to be so blatantly risqué with royalty~.

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < banana trees aint trees. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < theyre herbs.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

@vindictiveTautophony[VT]

---- |um I I um I don't know what any of those are I'm I'm sorry| ____

Kull: +5

Total: 5

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < #toptuesday. bottoms quiet down. #nsfw

#nsfw #toptuesday

Kult: +27

Kull: +19

Total: 46

Ratio: 1.42

@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> what about switches?

Kult: +12

Kull: +2

Total: 14

Ratio: 6.00

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < keep it short.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < fun while it lasted. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < keeping the toothbrush.

Kult: +27

Kull: +27

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.00

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] .........] [Y] You seriously don't know where that's been.] [D] Don't do that.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < that block button malfunctioning, huh, pretty boy?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] 🙄 What good is it anyway ?] [C] Considering. 🙄]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < considering: you're in love with me.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

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@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] .....................] [I] I am not in fucking love with you ?] [I] I MEANT considering you have my fucking information ??]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < man. gotta catch a bus again for a hook-up. #NSFW

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < riding with a buddy. #NSFW

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < considering dragging a bitch home to clean the hive. #NSFW #Twink-Hostile

#twink-hostile #nsfw

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Im sorry to say this but you're gonna have to put on that maid dress and do it yourself #youcandoit #ifyoucantpretendjustimagineyourewearingone #ithelps #xoxo

#ithelps #ifyoucantpretendjustimagineyourewearingone #xoxo #youcandoit

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

That Asshole from Upstairs

(OOC) 2 months ago

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(( oh thank goodness i can see his text now. lmao. i didnt think to change the background until after squeezing through this douchebag's profile. ))

That Asshole from Upstairs

(OOC) 2 months ago

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

『 Troll Junk 』 - Name: [Removed] - TAFU - Age: Easily 800+ sweeps. - Height: 8'4 / 500+ lbs - Job: Former Big Bad / Canceled Ancestor - Personality Ratings. - [Hemo-Rebel]<-------X->[Hemoist] [Cruel]<-x------->[Friendly] [Chaste]<--------x>[Horny] [Close-Minded]<x-------->[Open-Minded] 「 IC Biznasty 」 [ Former Overlord ] Messiah-worshiping subjuggulator. Suppressed and enslaved his fair share of the masses. Enjoyed it immensely too. [ Went Woke ] In a rare show of conscious, he ignored a certain mutant's rebellion stirring waves in his area, even allowing them escape/function. [ Went Broke ] Got caught. Stripped of his title, ex-communicated from the church, and he regrets everyday showing any sympathy for the trash beneath him. | OOC Biznasty | < EXTREME NSFW. Crude, porn-brained, and degrading. > < If you're not good with extreme content, degrading comments and generally unpleasant characters, I recommend ya just block this profile. > https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0ec1dd07971.png

Kult: +20

Total: 20

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < nothing like some good cheap food.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < going to get a happy ending at mcdonalds.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < happy meal.*

That Asshole from Upstairs

(OOC) 2 months ago

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(( Just a friendly reminder! TAFU is an awful person, if anything goes too far for you, feel free to tell me and I can easily come up w/ a reason for him to avoid you. Or just block his profile because... Yeaaaaaah. He's pretty extreme content and I don't wanna /seriously/ bother people. ))

Kult: +32

Kull: +5

Total: 37

Ratio: 6.40

(OOC) 2 months ago

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

// also I would step away if it were actually distressing 😅💖 WE'RE FINE. EVERYONE'S FINE.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < someone wants to keep things on the downlow. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < so prices are raised to 500. #NSFW #ANONYMOUS-Hook-Up #Could-Be-Anyone

#nsfw #anonymous-hook-up #could-be-anyone

Kult: +20

Kull: +27

Total: 47

Ratio: 0.74

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ man come on all hookups are supposed to be on the down low that's how you keep customers #howlonghaveyoubeendoingthisfor #areyouindependentorworkingforapimp #nsfw

#nsfw #howlonghaveyoubeendoingthisfor #areyouindependentorworkingforapimp

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < i'd ask if you're dim but you're a bunny so that's a wasted q. i'm SAAAAAAYIIIIIING that i'm sellin the pics for 500.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I know you can do better than dim #callmeworse #Iknowyouhaveitinyou #iveseenyourotherslutposting #letshearit

#callmeworse #iknowyouhaveitinyou #iveseenyourotherslutposting #letshearit

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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < bit busy getting tail dm'ed me. ill insult your indiscrimate bouncin' boy pussy another time.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < gonna be parking it in @adeptAdjutant later. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < if you want to see pictures, 25$ each. #NSFW

Kult: +75

Kull: +80

Total: 155

Ratio: 0.94

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[I] I'M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM FOR OVERSTEPPING OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP READING]

Kult: +9

Total: 9

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RITCHY MOLLEI BYRONI PASEMA

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[DID YOU #ON$ENT TO THI$ YE$ OR NO QUI#K]

↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < yeah, hes gonna be apologizing all night long in four different positions. #NSFW

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

no :<

↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]

RITCHY MOLLEI BYRONI PASEMA

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[🤔💭]

↩ @cryhoundColoratura[CC]

RITCHY MOLLEI BYRONI PASEMA

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[THANK YOU FLORID WE HAVE TO KILL THI$ GUY]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

wayyyy aheada you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[I] IT'S FINE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT]

↩ @cryhoundColoratura[CC]

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[I] I'M FIXING IT EVERYTHING IS FINE PLEASE DO NOT KILL ANYONE OH MY GOD]

↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]

RITCHY MOLLEI BYRONI PASEMA

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[ARE YOU $URE I KNOW A GUY WHO #AN TAKE #ARE OF IT FOR YOU]