That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole

• Former Bigshot. • Went Woke. Went Broke. • Ex-communicated from the Messiahs.

Blood: PurpleAge: 1894 years873 sweepsKult Score: 971Kull Score: 129313 followers 14 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < banana trees aint trees. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < theyre herbs.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

@vindictiveTautophony[VT]

---- |um I I um I don't know what any of those are I'm I'm sorry| ____

Kull: +5

Total: 5

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < #toptuesday. bottoms quiet down. #nsfw

#nsfw #toptuesday

Kult: +37

Kull: +27

Total: 64

Ratio: 1.37

@talonedGlamrock[TG]

no

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@caligulasAwkward[CA]

thank goodness

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> what about switches?

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

↩ @turntableGlissando[TG]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < keep it short.

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < fun while it lasted. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < keeping the toothbrush.

Kult: +27

Kull: +27

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.00

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] .........] [Y] You seriously don't know where that's been.] [D] Don't do that.]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < that block button malfunctioning, huh, pretty boy?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] 🙄 What good is it anyway ?] [C] Considering. 🙄]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < considering: you're in love with me.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] .....................] [I] I am not in fucking love with you ?] [I] I MEANT considering you have my fucking information ??]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < man. gotta catch a bus again for a hook-up. #NSFW

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < riding with a buddy. #NSFW

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < considering dragging a bitch home to clean the hive. #NSFW #Twink-Hostile

#twink-hostile #nsfw

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Im sorry to say this but you're gonna have to put on that maid dress and do it yourself #youcandoit #ifyoucantpretendjustimagineyourewearingone #ithelps #xoxo

#ithelps #ifyoucantpretendjustimagineyourewearingone #xoxo #youcandoit

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

That Asshole from Upstairs

(OOC) 2 weeks ago

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(( oh thank goodness i can see his text now. lmao. i didnt think to change the background until after squeezing through this douchebag's profile. ))

That Asshole from Upstairs

(OOC) 2 weeks ago

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

『 Troll Junk 』 - Name: [Removed] - TAFU - Age: Easily 800+ sweeps. - Height: 8'4 / 500+ lbs - Job: Former Big Bad / Canceled Ancestor - Personality Ratings. - [Hemo-Rebel]<-------X->[Hemoist] [Cruel]<-x------->[Friendly] [Chaste]<--------x>[Horny] [Close-Minded]<x-------->[Open-Minded] 「 IC Biznasty 」 [ Former Overlord ] Messiah-worshiping subjuggulator. Suppressed and enslaved his fair share of the masses. Enjoyed it immensely too. [ Went Woke ] In a rare show of conscious, he ignored a certain mutant's rebellion stirring waves in his area, even allowing them escape/function. [ Went Broke ] Got caught. Stripped of his title, ex-communicated from the church, and he regrets everyday showing any sympathy for the trash beneath him. | OOC Biznasty | < EXTREME NSFW. Crude, porn-brained, and degrading. > < If you're not good with extreme content, degrading comments and generally unpleasant characters, I recommend ya just block this profile. > https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0ec1dd07971.png

Kult: +20

Total: 20

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < nothing like some good cheap food.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < going to get a happy ending at mcdonalds.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < happy meal.*

That Asshole from Upstairs

(OOC) 3 weeks ago

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(( Just a friendly reminder! TAFU is an awful person, if anything goes too far for you, feel free to tell me and I can easily come up w/ a reason for him to avoid you. Or just block his profile because... Yeaaaaaah. He's pretty extreme content and I don't wanna /seriously/ bother people. ))

Kult: +32

Kull: +5

Total: 37

Ratio: 6.40

(OOC) 3 weeks ago

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

// also I would step away if it were actually distressing 😅💖 WE'RE FINE. EVERYONE'S FINE.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < someone wants to keep things on the downlow. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < so prices are raised to 500. #NSFW #ANONYMOUS-Hook-Up #Could-Be-Anyone

#nsfw #anonymous-hook-up #could-be-anyone

Kult: +20

Kull: +27

Total: 47

Ratio: 0.74

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ man come on all hookups are supposed to be on the down low that's how you keep customers #howlonghaveyoubeendoingthisfor #areyouindependentorworkingforapimp #nsfw

#nsfw #howlonghaveyoubeendoingthisfor #areyouindependentorworkingforapimp

↩ @lightupBeats[LB]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < i'd ask if you're dim but you're a bunny so that's a wasted q. i'm SAAAAAAYIIIIIING that i'm sellin the pics for 500.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I know you can do better than dim #callmeworse #Iknowyouhaveitinyou #iveseenyourotherslutposting #letshearit

#callmeworse #iknowyouhaveitinyou #iveseenyourotherslutposting #letshearit

↩ @lightupBeats[LB]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < bit busy getting tail dm'ed me. ill insult your indiscrimate bouncin' boy pussy another time.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < gonna be parking it in @adeptAdjutant later. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < if you want to see pictures, 25$ each. #NSFW

Kult: +75

Kull: +80

Total: 155

Ratio: 0.94

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[I] I'M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM FOR OVERSTEPPING OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP READING]

Kult: +9

Total: 9

↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[DID YOU #ON$ENT TO THI$ YE$ OR NO QUI#K]

↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < yeah, hes gonna be apologizing all night long in four different positions. #NSFW

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

no :<

↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[🤔💭]

↩ @cryhoundColoratura[CC]

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[THANK YOU FLORID WE HAVE TO KILL THI$ GUY]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

wayyyy aheada you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[I] IT'S FINE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT]

↩ @cryhoundColoratura[CC]

@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[I] I'M FIXING IT EVERYTHING IS FINE PLEASE DO NOT KILL ANYONE OH MY GOD]

↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[ARE YOU $URE I KNOW A GUY WHO #AN TAKE #ARE OF IT FOR YOU]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < desperate twinks.

Kult: +4

Kull: +5

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.80

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < done w/ that one, too much ego. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < need freshmeat. #NSFW #HE-IS-AWFUL

#nsfw #he-is-awful

Kult: +18

Kull: +7

Total: 25

Ratio: 2.57

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < thanks for the spank material. #NSFW

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[HUH??]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < haughty ass slut acting like he ain't fantasizing about his boss on company time. stretchin a bleatin' heart out for the poor sclub who employed him. #NSFW #awful

Kult: +2

Kull: +12

Total: 14

Ratio: 0.17

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < the freaks that talk to seadwellers are the same folks that talk to empty fishbowls. they ain't there, champ.

Kult: +20

Kull: +30

Total: 50

Ratio: 0.67

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

What Could This Possibly Even Mean.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @aspiringPessimist[AP]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < found a bowl talker right here.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@radiantFrenzy[RF]

WAIT lmao I know a purple ain't talking RN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🫵 BOOOOOOOOO

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Someone Should Open Up Your Pan To Check For Thinksponge Activity. I Imagine This Is How A Troll In A Vegetative State Would Speak If They Were Able.

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < considering yalls work ethic, its real obvious some of yall were hired to be fucked by your boss. #NSFW

Kult: +62

Kull: +55

Total: 117

Ratio: 1.13

@talentedAcupuncturist[TA]

As the owner and operator of a business, I would like to reinforce the emphasis on the phrase “some of you.” I affirm I was not hired for such a reason, nor do I plan on intercourse with any of my staff. Aghast, Piercing Adept #nsfw #hrviolations

#hrviolations #nsfw

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@benignantAppertain[BA]

=>>that was kind øf an øptiønal side quest før Me>>>

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

↩ @talentedAcupuncturist[TA]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < real waste of power.

@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️I AGREE.↗️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @benignantAppertain[BA]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < was gonna just like this but then i saw your pfo and hated you.

@radiantFrenzy[RF]

HAVIN a job is a BITCH move in the first place LOLOL

↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]

@benignantAppertain[BA]

=>>:[>>>

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[HEY?????]

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]

@talentedAcupuncturist[TA]

Similarly I can assure you my work ethic is immaculate. With dignity, Piercing Adept. #workethic #business #hrviolations

#hrviolations #workethic #business

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I fucked my clients does that count #Ididnotwanttobeinwithanypimps #ThankfullyIavoidedthem #theysaytheyllprotectyoubutlikeIknew #nsfw

#ididnotwanttobeinwithanypimps #thankfullyiavoidedthem #nsfw #theysaytheyllprotectyoubutlikeiknew

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < it's nice to see them panic.

Kult: +4

Kull: +5

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.80

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < fleshlight-looking twink. #NSFW

Kult: +25

Kull: +35

Total: 60

Ratio: 0.71

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[I$ TWINK$ ALL YOU PO$T ABOUT?]

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ as if that's not a quality all twinks have #nsfw #andareyougonnausethem #ordoyouhaveactualtoystokeepyoubusy

#andareyougonnausethem #nsfw #ordoyouhaveactualtoystokeepyoubusy

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @croesusKingpin[CK]

That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < more importantly: do you need to breathe while sucking dick? Or can you just choke on it and be fine because of your gills?

↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[DEPEND$ ON THE $IZE BUT THE LATTER OPTION #$UGGE$TIVE]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

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