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That Asshole from Upstairs

@topfloorAsshole

• Former Bigshot. • Went Woke. Went Broke. • Ex-communicated from the Messiahs.

Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 1130Kull Score: 152015 followers16 following
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Latula Pyrope
3 weeks ago
@casualGrind[CG]

h4lf p1p3, qu4rt3r p1p3, 31ghth p1p3, s1xxxt33nth p1p3, th1rty-s3condth p1p3... wh3r3 duz 1t 4ll 3nd?!??!?!?

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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That Asshole from Upstairs
3 weeks ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < crack pipe.

#drugs#substances
Kult: +2
Total: 2
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That Asshole from Upstairs
3 weeks ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < thought about doing something today. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < terrible idea. wont do that again.

Kult: +20
Kull: +19
Total: 39
Ratio: 1.05
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That Asshole from Upstairs
3 weeks ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < @adeptAdjutant i know where you live.

@adeptAdjutant
Kult: +2
Kull: +9
Total: 11
Ratio: 0.22
↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]
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Madeth Astrae
3 weeks ago
Verified
A user of established repute
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] ?????? IT WAS A SIMPLE REACTION??? [P] Please don't @ me????]

Kull: +2
Total: 2
↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]
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That Asshole from Upstairs
3 weeks ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < @adeptAdjutant don't tell me what to do, twink.

@adeptAdjutant
Kull: +7
Total: 7
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Huskek Stemoz
1 month ago
@saturnineCarrion[SC]

...i've received another commission offer for a musclebeast piece...just how many have i drawn now....

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < +1

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dr. Miikos
1 month ago
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
@obligateResection[OR]

sal+. ? permissible. pepper. ? on occasion. bu+ any+hing beyond +ha+. has no business sullying an o+herwise good meal.

Kult: +22
Kull: +22
Total: 44
Ratio: 1.00
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < bland ass food.

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Dr. Miikos
1 month ago
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
@obligateResection[OR]

i+ +as+es plen+y good. all on i+'s own.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < drinker-looking ass getting scared away by some garlic.

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Dr. Miikos
1 month ago
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
@obligateResection[OR]

if we're going +o make +his a +opic. we may as well keep i+ a +opic. riddle me +his. +hose of you wi+h an adequa+e pale++e; raw. or cooked.?

#cannibalism
Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < cooked and season your damned food too.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < does eating ass make you a cannibal?

#cannibalism#nsfw
Kult: +22
Kull: +35
Total: 57
Ratio: 0.63
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THE DETECTERROR
1 month ago
Unverified
A user of ambiguous repute.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
@criticalConspiracist[CC]

you people always have to make it about you dont you

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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Monroe D'Amore
1 month ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

depends on intent

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
↩ @criticalConspiracist[CC]
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < be real fucking weird if i made it about you.

↩ @emotionalCorpse[EC]
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < depends on the ass.

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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < Google: How to Hivebreak a Teal

#nsfw#suggestive
Kult: +25
Kull: +27
Total: 52
Ratio: 0.93
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RITCHY MOLLEI BYRONI PASEMA
1 month ago
@croesusKingpin[CK]

[?]

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < didnt google bikini bottom-bottoms.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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DA RUNAGATE
1 month ago
Beforian
Those who came before us.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@zephyrousToolsmith[ZT]

U KINDᐛ NᐛSTY ᐛSS

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < you should look into a traffic accident.

#violence#death
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DATURA ISISTI
1 month ago
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@radiantFrenzy[RF]

SADISTS out there you cool as FUCK love you guys you do so MUCH BUT it's so FUCKIN funny when a guy hits me and I moan and he's like uhhhhhhhh I gotta GO #nsfw

#nsfw
Kult: +32
Kull: +15
Total: 47
Ratio: 2.13
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < didnt hit you hard enough.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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DATURA ISISTI
1 month ago
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@radiantFrenzy[RF]

LMAOOOO son gonna have ta break my JAW

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
↩ @radiantFrenzy[RF]
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < if they dont hows it gonna fit?

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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < worst part about choking people is the confusing boner you get.

#violence#nsfw
Kult: +32
Kull: +20
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.60
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𓆩🜲𓆪 Cynomn Ilikum 𓆩🜲𓆪
1 month ago
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
@grandioseArctophile[GA]

Hah!

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < ain't telling jokes, bubbles.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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𓆩🜲𓆪 Cynomn Ilikum 𓆩🜲𓆪
1 month ago
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
@grandioseArctophile[GA]

I just found it pitiful, poor thing.

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < then help daddy out.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Madeth Astrae
1 month ago
Verified
A user of established repute
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[D] Does anyone else obsessively reread conversations and try to pinpoint where they've misspoken while also desperately trying to read into their conversational partner's plain text or is this unique to me ?]

Kult: +58
Kull: +35
Total: 93
Ratio: 1.66
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < naw. if i fuck up, thats a you problem.

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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Madeth Astrae
1 month ago
Verified
A user of established repute
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[T] Thank you as always for being the voice of dissent.]

Kull: +2
Total: 2
↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < i commented. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < as a treat.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Madeth Astrae
1 month ago
Verified
A user of established repute
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] ... A treat ?] [S] Should I thank you ?]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < now youre getting it, boy.

↩ @topfloorAsshole[TA]
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Madeth Astrae
1 month ago
Verified
A user of established repute
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[MISC.] ... Thank you.]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @adeptAdjutant[AA]
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < good boy.

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71
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Madeth Astrae
1 month ago
Verified
A user of established repute
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
@adeptAdjutant[AA]

[H] Hm.] [F] For one million caegars, you can be as mean as you'd like to me.] [T] This pricing is highly competitive, from what I'm seeing.] #dashwatching

#dashwatching
Kult: +15
Kull: +9
Total: 24
Ratio: 1.67
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That Asshole from Upstairs
1 month ago
@topfloorAsshole[TA]

(ㆆࡇㆆ") < you get half my fries and thats it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5