Fingop Blambo
@tranquilChanterelle
Far-out space case. Novice mycologist. Connoisseur of human media
I. need to chillax, jeez. Time to numb myself with. arnold schwarzenegger movies. i guess
You’d think after. yesterday I’d be grateful for a. slow night. but here i am. Bored as. shit. I need like. something totally rad to happen right. now
I think that’d. mess with the mushroom garden. And totally tank the. feng shui too
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I don’t think I could. be a ruler. God king. blambo sounds like a. star wars background character that gets. 3 seconds of screen time before. dying dude
Now that i'm not being. assailed by malicious forces, lets. pull a card from the. askbox. Anonymous says: "^.. paws at you.. ..^" Man there's like. a crazy amount of. cat trolls on this site haha. I say all the. power to you guys yknow? Keep on. bein you, make the world. fluffier. Just don't scratch me in the. process please i already lost. enough blood today
Dude that shit was like. an action flick man!!!!! Venats burst down the. door right as they started. swarming me and tossed me a huge. "thrice blessed". pistol chambered in. something like 50 caliber or whatever, we killed like a hundred of those. creeps!! Got some cuts all over plus a. gnarly gash on my leg but i'll be. fine, she bandaged. me all up. Gonna fix the. bullet holes and. everything later, for now have an. artists rendition of the whole thing #badass
Happy to have arrived in time, I will look around the area to see if there's anything to be dealt with or sealed. You fought well my friend. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
If it was a. movie i think this'd play during. the whole thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op87Ki-ZfM0
Oh my GOD dude theyre. coming out of the WALLS theyre like. moles Game over. man game over!!!!
Working on luring them away, hold out a bit longer. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Minute. 20 of the "duende" siege i got like. 4 of the little bastards with the old. fake doorbell connected to a big hanging rock trick but. i think that pissed them off further!!! Venats is on her. way i just gotta. make sure they don't find a. way in til then
Five minutes out. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Lots. outside they. know im in here
prꙮ tip: mꙮst magical creatures are still vulnerable tꙮ blunt fꙮrce trauma, in spite ꙮf their pꙮwers. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Nope nope nope nope nope nope back to thehive nope
Got closer so i could. throw rocks at it but then. they. started sprinting out at like full. mach 10 speed. so i scrum loud as. fuck and ran back. inside
I'll be there soon, have they pursued further? What could you make out about them? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Dude does. anyone know what this. thing. is that appeared. outside my hive like 15. minutes ago it's giving me a. wicked headache looking at it
Alright. Yeah. I'll be over. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Oh. Ok. I guess we got. malevolent forces gnawing away at our. sanity now haha. Anything that tries to. break into my hive and gnaw at my. brain in the. physical sense is getting. boogalized by my fists though #tryme
Maybe tonight isn't the. best night. But hey, at least i got a. killer meatball sub
I was. dreamin when i wrote this, so. sue me if i go too fast But life is just a. party and parties arent meant to last https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2EtFfC4 ( #suggestive warning for the video)
Reposting. the askbox, go. nuts https://forms.gle/ddsbqDWcbTHxMXrU6 #qna
Alright sweet, second askbox question. already. Another anon: "Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games (unlimited game) but no games?" I'm not really. good at games so i'd say. bacon. My friend V says. i play like a. "hamster that had a, rock, dropped on its, head multiple times," haha. I can't run any on my. husktop without it going like. 3 frames a second anyways. Is it normal for your. husktop to smoke by the way? {r} #qna https://forms.gle/ddsbqDWcbTHxMXrU6 {r}
Alright first. askbox question, from. anonymous: "do you feel light-headed? do you see golden stars?" Sometimes haha. Only if i'm. wicked exhausted. Or can't. breathe for whatever reason {r} #qna #suggestive https://forms.gle/ddsbqDWcbTHxMXrU6 {r}
Bit. spooky yeah. Used to spooky stuff. happening. to me though, these woods are. totally weird at times. @shepherdsMercy has got me. covered though haha
Askbox. made https://forms.gle/ddsbqDWcbTHxMXrU6 Nsfw allowed, go. nuts
Bluh. Bored as. shit, man… anyone got. ideas for what to. do
CO2 CANISTER, OFFICE CHAIR, HIGHWAY.
The art of choosing a. trolltag is. a beautiful one. Forging your own. title that reflects. who you are, a reminder that. we aren’t cookie cutter. servants for a dictatorial death. machine, but. unique individual. critters with our own. lives and stories to tell
3> Most trolls are cookie cutter servants for a dictatorial death machine. Quite frankly, I think they enjoy being cookie cutter servants for a dictatorial death machine. <3
"= it's a nice past time but i couldn't commit to doing that forever. ="
Life’s. short. Kiss your. friends. Or. get pailed by. them. Whatever. floats your little freak boat #nsfw