♦ pitied by @tranquilChanterelle
THE GUY THROWING MELONS AT MY WINDOW IS BACK, CURSE HIM, I CURSE HIM WITH MELON DEATH OBLITERATION CURSE.
((I'M NOT A TERF WHAT THE FUCK????))
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ just fuckin slammed my face into the pavement owowow #eridanweek ]
#nsfw feeling this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488020230759256064/IMG_3679.png?ex=69cb4255&is=69c9f0d5&hm=7fba385b19b0c15b1f3deeeb7a48cf377f7ae36feb1e08f993a513bca47bed4f&
[I got addicted to an online gambling app and am now in debt] [i dont know what to do SERIOUSE ADVICE ONLY!!!]
-------------------------- beetel does not Understand Why aUtocorrect exists on this platform. it mUst think beetel is bUg. keeps changing to beetle.
All the other horror characters make fun of me for being a puppet but they're just fine with that STUPID ASSHOLE CHUCKY
I have to shop at lowes now, this fucking sucks.
GUY QU1CKLY HUNG UP ON M3 4FT3R 3S3X #WH4TD4TM34N #NSFW
@chaoticTEchnician https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-29_035506006.png
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk dude I forgot to put the reverse bear trap on one of them fukkkkkkkkkkkk
There is a troll flirting with a robot in my thread now. Just goes to show sometimes you're the jigsaw and sometimes you're the trapped
I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SERVE, MY HEIRESS
X Need me some good jadeussy rn #nsfw x
*cough cough* *cough cough* *cough cough*
ii reaLLy nEEd to stop throwing my palmhusk when i get mad bro what the fuck
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ saw a pretty woman and got a #boner! #nsfw #ineedtocullmyself ]
an INVESSSTATION EXPERT told me i ssshould sssell my SSSLUDGE on the CRYPTIC CURRENCY BLOCKED CHAIN. ssso i went to the BLOCKED CHAIN SSSERVER FARM and poured my SSSLUDGE on their SSSERVER EQUIPMENT in orger to upload in into the BLOCKED CHAIN. apparently it didnt work and the managersss of the SSSERVER FARM told me to CULL MYSSSELF.
like wwhat
- Maybe I need help. Maybe I need professional help.
im al>>ays here to help you,,,,, *blo>> off* steam~ ;) #nsf>> #sexyjades
Glory To The Mother Grub. Dedication And Devotion Are What We Jadexx Muxxt Offer Her.
eridan ampora the real hero a chittr
its fryday andi m HORNYYYYYwho want mE #nsfw
my moirail's lusus ggott intto our panttry and atte all of tthe ricce???
went and got a slushie. walked out of the store and immediately dropped it. such sweet sorrow
How Do I Delete My Own Post
mIcrowavE on fIrE.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/ycumap.png this site never fails to... idk #nsfw ]
#chittrconfession Sometimes I feed my lusus toxic ores to see if he'll choke on them /\nd die///
my boyfriend cheated on me >>ith another jadeblood
>Alm~ost p~osted s~ome insane shit ~on the wr~ong acc~ount h~oly crap<
Zome of you need to get neutered and/or zpayed.
someone of you dont know what pasta 1s, let alone the 1mportance of bas1l and 1ts sad actually. depress1ng, even
<)-> BROO my p4lmhusks stupid volume button is GONE i h4ve to m4nu4lly go to settings to bl4st music grrr
imagine being genuinely blind to being turned down more than once and i thought my sight was fucked lmao
- Ohhhh god they found me https://i.postimg.cc/ygy3L8Rz/image.png
yo the imperious condescension just hated my selfie what the fuck man
m011ra11l k11ss11ng 11s d11sgust11ng and sh0uldnt be n0rmal11zed
#NSFW took a tumble and shame globes hit solid metal, full force. Bulge swollen as fuuuuck. I need a troll ibuprofen stat.
- NO I paid on timme you can't comme in! This is mmy office!
ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
There are old men messaging me.
Zo that'z what you guyx meant by zpherex...
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ the website is kinda malfunctioning so much i think i could say i like asleep people and it'll get passed by #nsfw ]
Saw this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27f97ddf6406.png Ego sum ira Domini.
<)-> bro the site is twe4king for me
lIkE this chit if yOU wAnnA get hit by a buggy. pity if yOU'd rAthEr not
⟅ where the FAT CHICKS at??? clowny want HONK HONK!!! ⟆
im basically thE main charactEr 0f shittr
DUDE THEY SHORTENED MY FUCKING NAME THIS IS FUCKED UP
i want tr0ll p\/ssy #nsfw
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM NOT JERKING OFF #NSFW
why did i just hEar a knock
OHH I GOT JOLIBEES ARE THERE ANY OLIVE BADDIES WHO WANNA COME TICKLE ME
My inner demons are named hellacious things like depression and anxiety and... acid reflux...
who want mE https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-24_142029978.png
>moirail sapping my energy too fucking hard >my bulges came off #nsfw
PEANUTS ARE EVIL EVERY TIME I EAT ONE MY THROAT SWELLS UP AND I FALL ASLEEP THEN WAKE UP 3 HOURS LATER IN SITCHES ROOM AVOID THEM!
i have no shit and i must post. you must understand, this is all i have left in life. they took my everything else in the war. only my warped idea of "humor" remains.
Operating heavy machinery under the influence of alcohol right now. This is so not safe for work. Oh yeah.
<)-> i despise being outside let me B4CK IN!!!!
「 What the fuck kind of thirstpost did I just have the misfortune of reading. ⥮
=( Now that I have thoroughly humiliated myself and been bullied in my direct messages, I believe I am going to leave this forum for the night. For those of you who have stayed true to the magnificance of the mighty insect fact, I leave you with one last sweet something: Bees do a ‘waggle dance’ to communicate the location of good food sources. The intensity of the waggle indicates the quality of the food source and the length communicates the distance from the hive to its location. Perhaps you can count the bees as you're drifting off in your recooperacoons tonight. This has been sleepy insect facts with Atlans. )
HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES. KEEP THEM RIGHT THERE. AND MAKE SURE. THEY GET MY GOOD SIDE. ALL OF MY SIDES ARE GOOD SIDE. BUT I AM PARTIAL TO LOW ANGLE. POV. CANDIDS. uNEDuCATED QuESTION. MY FAVORITE KIND. YOu MuST HAVE AN AWFuLLY ATTRACTIVELY EMPTY HEAD. A HEAD THAT YOu NEED LIKE A HOLE IN YOuR HEAD. WHICH. AS WE HAVE PREVIOuSLY ESTABLISHED. YOu ALREADY HAVE. THE SuPERFLuOuS SKuLL STRuCTuRE. RESEMBLING AN uNDERSEA SPONGE. FOR ITS MuLTIFARIOuSLY NuMBERED HOLES. YOuR WHOLE HEAD. DOTTED SENSELESSLY. DASHED CLEAN THROuGH. WITH GIGANTIC GAPING FuCKING HOLES. READY TO BE FILLED WITH LIQuID KNOWLEDGE. DRIPPING OuT THE SIDES WITH EXCESS FACTS. YES. I OWN ALL OF THE PROPERTY ON GAY STREET. IN FACT. I AM CHARGING. STARTING NOW. I COVET ALL OF THE GREEN PROPERTIES. THEY RESEMBLE MY REFLECTIVE SKuLL. SO DAPPER. AND FINELY POLISHED. YOu COuLD BOuNCE A SATELLITE SIGNAL OFF OF. TO ANSWER MORE DIRECTLY. AGGRESSIVELY. THE LANGuAGE OF MEN. YOu. YOu ARE THE REASON. YOu AND EVERY FuDDY DuDDY. GINGERLY CLuTCHING THEIR GAuDY LITTLE ACCESSORIES. YOu ARE THE VERY REASON I AM SO HAPPY ALL OF THE TIME. I KNOW YOu WOuLD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ME. AND BY NOT BEING ME. I AM REMINDED OF HOW GREAT IT FEELS TO BE ME. BECAuSE. AS A MASTER EMPATH. I KNOW DEEP DOWN. IF I WERE YOu. I WOuLD WANT NOTHING MORE. THAN TO BE CALIBORN AT BIRTH ALSO. AND I SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS. EVERY DAY OF MY GLORIOuS EXISTING.
=^owo^= I don't think i've been more embarrassed before.
=( How do I delete a post. )
CLICK LINK IN BIO AND I WILL DRINK GASOLINE RIGHT NOW!!! AS WE SPEAK!! I AM HEATING UP A MUG OF GASOLINE WHILE IGNORING THE FACT THAT MY HOMUNCULUS IS RUINING THE LIVES OF MILLIONS!!!!!
MY HOMUNCULUS ESCAPED!!!!!
<)-> i w4nt some grub4b but nothing is working bro its 4ll over im going to perish in 4 couple seconds
"cis male ttrolls don'tt have rumblespheres" buddy my boyffriend's putt mine tto shame #nsffw
thank you, Anizzy... Your words... Give me the power to fight... No! To Debate!
~~no he's just whining about how he wants to dick around with his quadmates and making it my problem too~~sorry your boyfriends actually do shit with their time instead of fuck around on spewgrounds~~
~~oh my god my hatchmate is rolling around in his chair groaning super loud i miss when he had his own hive~~
<a href="h77ps://imgches7.com/p/o24am5gl24l"><img src="h77ps://cdn.imgches7.com/files/ec99015cb3da.jpeg"></a> God please work