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I expected to see other versions of myself here. I did not, however, expect to see so many variables in appearance.
i thnk arquius is thenonly 1 usin this site the rightt way whcij is bein fuckin annoyign
Y0u kn0w what maybe eridans d0nt deserve kindness
:o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires
well i guess that's all i g0t f0r my requisite chitt 0f the day. g00dnight everyb0dy.
B33 < meowdy
ConsideR YouR LapS SaT On AnD YouR AbilitY To MovE GonE. I Ain'T MoviN'.
K--<its awesome how the purplebloods are fucking unreadable on dark mode because it means i dont have to see whatever awful bullshit theyre posting today
I HATE BEING ATTACHED TO PEOPLE, IM PAWING AT MY DESK WAITING FOR YOU TO WAKE UP
For sure. It's been nice, don't get me wrong.
HOBBIES INCLUDE: #BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME.
Roxy’s talked me into Pilates with her and the kid once a week before we all end up with shrimp posture and bad backs. It’s making me miss the hand-to-hand classes I used to attend. Ugh.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHANK GOG.
You're incredibly pretty, Ro-Lal!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 QUESTION. CAN I SUCK THE RIGHT ONE WHILE I JIGGLE THE LEFT ONE. :o?
Some people will name their children after other loved ones that have passed away. Sometimes I think about naming my son (if it does turn out to be a son anyway; I haven't had an ultrasound yet to find out) after my dear poppop. ...But that would probably be a little weird for June, wouldn't it? I mean, it's a common name, but still...
It's not really queer if you're doin' it with an alien, right? That's like it's own different thing. Not that I'm against either concept or nothin'. Just thinkin' aloud here. #nsfw
(I have great disdain for many of you but please sleep an appropriate amount of time. Some of you plebeians don't sink into your slime and shows)<
II doodlled a cactus and a llovelly lliittlle bee. =:] https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/doodlle%20of%20a%20cactus%20and%20a%20bee.png
I have updated my visage for the next few days. Consider this a comfort. A face you can trust. Illustrated by the troll you already trust, @archiveAddict. After my tea ceremony, I will return to my original design.
(If you annoy me I will caste a spell to make your hand prongs hurt.)<
ya giRL iS tipSy aS hELL anD it fEELS So gooD~
concept: visiting them in prison and pressing your middles real close from your opposing sides of the cell letting your bulges play between the bars and trying not to be spotted by the guards (tags: Reader/Anonymous, prisonfic, no this doesnt have anything to do with the person that was actually just arrested, everyones just talking about it, and i wanted to do between the bars stuff, exhibitionism, nonpen, bulgejobs, dont get caught, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
If only there was a man to help me think more clearly. And tell me how I should be thinking. #nsfw
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Now-a serving-a Pick-a-Me-Up-a Sponge! Or-a for-a humans, Tiramisu!
I think I should also eb in prison.
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// I almost never go OOC but the JAIL BARS are SENDING ME
(( the way i went "what bars?" then scrolled down & proceeded to giggle like an idiot. idek what happened that shits just funny ))
Cronus is killing chittr. Fuck off, I'm trying to get laid and make friends. Not in that order, I'm doing it at the same time.
nevermind divine intervention took him thats outta my fronds
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! Chittr user and local sexless fuckboy who has b33n recently jailed for 'Crimes', @aeneasCaldarium has reportedly b33n given a TRAMP STAMP in prison?! This perhaps breaks the WORLD RECORD for recieving a tattoo in prison set previously by @glamorousAuspaciar ! What do you think? Has Cronus lost his way, or are you just curious who that stud who gave him the ink in the first place is?
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I present to you a little ditty about the events which just unfolded. I call it "The Day The Cronus Died" A long, long time ago I can still remember how that Cronus Used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the Cronus died So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Did you write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Now, do you believe in rock 'n' roll? Can Cronus save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the Cronus died I started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Now, for ten years, we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the king was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the Cronus died We were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and fallin' fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume While sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the Cronus died? We started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Oh, and there we were all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So, come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan spell And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the Cronus died He was singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the Cronus years before But the man there said the Cronus wouldn't play And in the streets, the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day the Cronus died And there I stood alone and afraid I dropped to my knees, and there I prayed And I promised Him everything I could give If only He would make the Cronus live And He promised it would live once more But this time one would equal four And in five years, four had come to mourn And the Cronus was reborn And they were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" They were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die" 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
hey everyone please drink water now remember that you have a mortal body that will one day expire and that failing to maintain it only depletes your precious time with the living if youre dead feel free to laugh at all those losers fighting to upkeep their corpse-to-be :)
1t w4s 3xtr3m3ly 34sy to c4tch h1m h3 stood 4bsolut3ly no ch4nc3, btw. >:]
Hello+. Here's a little TL;DR o+f the current dash to+pic so+ yo+u aren't co+nfused: Cro+nus made strange po+sts, Atto+rney General Redglare decided to+ arrest him, no+w he's in jail. All o+f that being said, it's wo+nderful to+ see ano+ther Lalo+nde find their way here.
The Five Minutes Cronus Was In Jail Has Got To Be My Favourite Chittr Arc
Slutting it up but onl y for exactly 5 seconds after this post goes up. Amen.
Welco+me.
I think somebody taught my cat what a Jacob's ladder is because she typed ladder while I was trying to sext. She's not even allowed on the mic. #nsfw
D --> I missed the five blissful minutes Cronus was banned