♥ liked by @tranquilGnostalgic
i love yoU too!!!!!!!!!!!
lov u 2 other me #selfcare
as well as being essentially an archon! thoUgh the official terminology does call yoU a god.
my handle is kinda self explanatory idk
Oh sick we got the. same prefix, rock on
I think my handle shows its meaning clear
uuhmm... uh... w. witty caption hwre. sorry imm not all in my head rigght now. @tipsyGlamour
I miss Y/N, I miss Y/N a lot Chittr.
I went out to buy clothes with Roxy today so I suppose I am introspective on it is all. We went bra shopping and waiting for her to get fitted while the helpful worker just pulled something off the rack for me with barely a glance was a form of psychological torture they must practice.
⦓ Iridis say you're going to sleep and then actually go to sleep challenge. Level: Impossible ⦔
Thank you. I really am trying.
Despite being strictly feminine my entire life, I still somewhat held an internalized misogyny that still rears it’s head whenever I go to purchase a style of clothing I know I would have mocked when I was younger. I still get an internal feeling like it is meant to be worn by some imaginary popular girl that surely had less value because of her pink and showy clothing, or her focus on socializing. I would like to kill that part of myself. I’m still working on it though.
i am so down!
3833 < Fefeta beam
Bumping this again. I just got back un from a nap and I'm ready to get back to grilling and sharing. https://msparp.chat/backyardatlalondemanor
i need 2 redye my hair soon here any1 else want their hair dyed? ill have all the stuf out so i thot id offr lol
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I have never lied except for comedic effect and also to make my life easier.
this is what every guy wh∞ calls himself daddy s∞unds like t∞ me 😬✨ #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.c∞m/files/084942c3e3f8.jpeg
SPENDING [Zero dollars down!] WITH MY [Five Fingered Discount]
#flirting★ttempts Even ★midst the st★rry he★vens, your be★uty is unm★tched.
// give me strength as i program every pun and replacement in this mans horrible horse quirk into mxrp. maybe i'll do it here too. but there first.
Guys do NOT fuck up this beach episode. Remember the last beach episode?? You guys FUCKED it. YOU FUCKED IT. Now what you have to do is. RESPECT the beach episode for what it is.
damn i'm missing out
:33< thats totally fur!
:33< i can be cute horny and evil if i want as a treat :33< #nsfw
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before i forget its now 6 hrs until #meenradiabeach OP-ENS so get ready to get FUCK-ED UP (#violence #substance #nsfw it depends reely we aint police yk)
Y0u kn0w when y0u wear baggy sweatpants and they settle l0w 0n y0ur hips s0 the lace 0f y0ur underwear peeks 0ut and then y0ur tshirt lifts up 0ver y0ur tummy bump just a little bit leaving like an inch 0f bare skin. Yeah. #suggestive
[|87 :: @corall;neCataclysm 1f people th;nk you l00k pretty (or ;nt;m;dat;ng) now wa;t unt;l they see what ;s v;s;ble under an electron m;croscope! 1t’s l;ke a whole new class;f;cat;on of neurolog;cal symb;os;s! #horror #bodyhorror
⛧if you can do a good metal growl, thats hot. just facts. don't blame me.⛧
buck bumble is a valid kid name))
I love my ratty green blanket that i take everywhere. <3
:33< ily2 rolal
I h(o)p3 my p(o)STS gIv3 y(o)u all puSh3h3r burn S(o)m3TIm3S.
Goin in at a net zero, the way god intended.
hmm... actually, maybe this is the perfect time for the next #cagttl? i feel like im getting rusty or something. though... i dunno, do i do all the alternian vwersions of us in one go, or the first handful and givwe condy her owvn part... decisions decisions...
:33< welclawme to the shitpeta clawcino! :33< gamble away at thispteas clawcino :33< where i can take the house!
お誕生日おめでとう、キャンクリーくん！
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME, I GUESS.
he chitt'd his pants
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<3 Oo~
I am a bad boy.
hey, karkat, are you dtf?
i feel bad 4 th'people who am attracted to lowkey
I wonder if people would notice this was not the original post. \></
i think all of you forgot the like.. number 1 rule of the internet lol. girl, don't feed the trolls. not the beforan/alternian species. obviously. the internet trolls. anyone being this insufferable has attention issues
Listen. You c★n stop t★lking ★bout him ★t ★ny time. Did we le★rn nothing from Cronus ★mpor★?
☤’m well, thank yo⛎︎.
listening t/) pe/)ple talk ab/)ut shit y/)u have n/) clue ab/)ut is s/) fun what the fuck d/) y/)u mean knights had guns??? #vaguep/)st
I had a thought and it seemed to disappear.
(( my friend, honest to fuck just asked me if alternia had troll 9/11, thoughts?
juST p(o)pp3D my back anD g(o)g Damn ThahaT hurT
FRIENDS: WITH IN THE PALMHṴSK POBICO BIDS YOṴ A GOOD WHATEVER TIME IT IS X)
Mmnh. Cherry pie. #substance
Ueh. Yes.
Hello, Jake. @golgothasTerror#1984
♡
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One feels the need to clarify. The Dark One cares not for discriminating upon caste... if you are EVIL... you are EVIL... MUAHAHA!! Ʒ
I would give up the weed considering what's transpiring, but I have multiple bodies for a reason~ #substance
SSAME >83
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(=^･⩊･^=) < GOODLIGHT! THIS HOE IS GOING TO SL33P.
wtf can they not have platonic fore head smooches now jake
(=^･⩊･^=) <
Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah!!!
Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah.
"Just code," Dave says. Ouchies, such a sting. I wonder what bee got in their bonnet?
Mwah.
I suppose I shall take the Dave #advice and become more "nonchalant."
(=^･⩊･^=) <
love going to scenic spots and imagining a waffle house with that view. life can be #beautiful when you make shit up
mmmee/sd/lmfao https://cdn,discordapp,com/attachments/1157505776890429510/1514380551274889266/img_1230,jpg?ex=6a2b284b&is=6a29d6cb&hm=b99c0fbb440db16dab239c9eb3a2c2236da5a4126c42b99d3e9d54654164e742&
AWA AWA!
(=^･⩊･^=) <
like a mother fucker doesnt know how not to be found lmao
Roxy persuaded me to join this website. I'm not sure why, everything on here seems disgustingly banal, but I'm here now. Big fuckin' whoop.
wht if i juss never stop drnkin agiain? #substance
been takin pole classes for a few months now n ur gonna feel a LOT of things afterward trust me most notably muscles u didnt even kno existed
Ah, the hair of the barkbeast. I'm familiar.
#eyestrain #roxylalonde #myart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0922a25317d.png
i dont have sensory issues i just like to wear sunglasses and headphones everywhere all the time and if someone is talking too loud beside me in public i just start dissociating a little bit
Remember when I got all pissy about murder? Now that it can be morally justified, I'm contemplating. #violence
RE: Previous chitt. This is exactly what I fucking meant.
He Doe$n't Even Know I've @7re@dy H@d @ Mu$t@che Before. Evidence @tt@ched #12thperigeeyu7eb@77fit$ #thethemew@$e$$enti@77y #wiz@rd$@nd@7chemi$t$ #i7ove@themedevent
Basically like this:
Secondary protagonist who crashes out really hard to unlock her final form, gets cathartically beat up, and then uses that suit as a normal final form. Like Sakurai Keiwa, but you know, as a magical girl instead of a rider.
sęęįng sątųrn kįdnąp ą crønųs įsn't thąt sųrprįsįng tø mę. hę įs my bęst frįęnd; I'm nøt gønną dø ąnythįng. į cøųld prøbąbly, bųt į dønt cąrę thąt mųch.
man a head spa sounds so fucking good rn.
1 LOV3 CH3CK1NG B4CK ON CH1TTR 4T TH3 3ND OF MY D4Y 4ND S331NG NOT MUCH D1FF3R3NT TO TH3 ST4RT
BREAKING NEWS: We're now here to report the news. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
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i dunno who needs to know this but i want to infurm people that i am only attracted to guys >X3
im exactly the motherfucking same as the worst gamzee you know actually
1 4lw4ys b on th3 gr1nd #g4m3r but l1k3 th4t sounds fun too
:o)
>>>( #VulgarTorture )
c< lOud ass recHitt >c
oh wwoww that"2 pretty fuckiin bad.. haha good thiing miine ii2 2afe............ oh god oh fuck--
There's s⚣mething h⚣t ab⚣ut r⚣b⚣t ya⚣i that can't be d⚣ne with regular ya⚣i... they can d⚣ like, r⚣b⚣t ya⚣i surgery ⚣n each ⚣ther and it feels g⚣⚣d pr⚣bably
V^ Rest in peace t0 all the quirks that are affected during this glitch. ^V
Yes. Glitch me harder. I'm almost there.
mouore gacha games shououwuld juwust.t be pouorn games. dououwuble douose ouon t.the douopamine addict.tiouons.
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h41
a sudden wave of gold in m7 notifi(ations. lu(k7 me!
i want mom lalonde so bad i'm not gonna lie #nsfw
Anonymous querist: "Why are you." Immaculate conception. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/
WHY BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME WHEN I COULD JUST JACK OFF WHILE READING SMUT BOOKS. #NSFW
=@tranqui|Gnosta|gic qu€stions m€ about: s€x? YS YS Y€S Y€S YS YS ABSO|UT€|Y FUCKING Y€S YS SO MUCH Y€S YS THATS MY ANSW€R YS Y€S gratitud€ for th€ qu€stion!! O:C=
I accidentally reacted to something #nsfw, and I wwant to apologise, but also, whenever I go to apologise, I end up getting flustered and scrolling away.........
stunning!
=MUCH TOO F|UST€R€D TO SAY ANYTHING BUT: V€RY HOT OXC=
Held down. Filled. Used. Their thrusts are slow, hard, and rough, bordering on the edge of too much. The pace is unforgiving, overstimulating, inevitable. Your brain is melting. There’s a hand on the base of your neck, their grip cold and strong. You are made to be still, because this is what you were made for. This is all that matters.
I bring him when I walk
:33< mewre welclawme!!!
=OH MY, OH MY, OH FUCK, I M€AN, UHHH, FUCK, SHIT, OH.. I, OH-
:33< MEOW!!! :33< thats a great look on mew :33
Acid rain and blizzard skies Ain't no covering the tracks And that's why I'm here And oh yes,
I'm gonna curl up in his lap so he doesn't leave. If it fits it sits. Law of cat. #substances
And the qu33n is amused.
shoutout subatances i love #substances
any1 else ever feel like theyre wirten by some1 that missed half the source materiesl and is just tryin their harest? *written
N★ming this sword "world cle★ver"
Yaknow I do all kind2 of crazy 2hit and nobody qu32tion2 it but 2udd3nly wh3n I want a p3t moob3a2t 3v3ryon32 qu32tioning m3
#nsfc #explicit #nsfwe concept, I'm Pinned Underneath You As You Take Your Bulge Out, And It's Obvious Already As It Thrashes Against My Bare Stomach That It's Too Big For Me, But You Reassure Me And Press It Against My Nook. At First It Feels Impossible As I Writhe And Moan Underneath You, But With Every Push My Body Makes Room For You, And You Grunt As The Last Few Inches Press Inside. You Can See The Shape Of Your Bulge As It Writhes Inside Of Me. I Beg You Pathetically For More, Having Successfully Adjusted. :>
Strife Beam. As in a beam that makes you want to strife so bad.
Definitely appreciating the #nsfc tag lmao.
A Virus? Grow Up. Rub Some Dirt In It And Move On. We Have An Empire To Run.............
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...am i having what the kids call a crash out about this...
No commentary for this one, to be honest. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31264eb04ccd.png #nsfw
Haven't said anything asinine in a few hours. Just wanted you guys to know I'm still alive.
WWWWh◯ need§ Ⱥ mȺ§§ive m◯†herfuckin bulge †◯ ride ◯n? Mineeee§ uP Ⱥnd need§ §◯me fuckiin ȺȺ††en†i◯n ;0} #n§fw
Well, that's not stopping my selfie from hitting Chittr
I for one suppor☭ missingno in ☭earing down ☭he ruling ☭as☭e and providing ☭he ☭ondi☭ions some☭hing grea☭
"not 2 gossip but" <gossips> #vagueposting theyre such a hypocrite!!
everyones always #boypussy this and #boypussy that, what about #MANpussy??
wat it feels like watchin this https://media1.tenor.com/m/okzVGARbA9UAAAAd/halloween-ends-laurie-strode.gif
>> ¡ don't th¡nk many of y'a11 know ¡ wear g1aડડeડ at a11 t¡meડ ¡ juડt need to ડay ¡t'ડ qu¡te ev¡dent from my poડt¡ng h¡ડtory ¡ don't have many 1¡m¡tડ or 1¡neડ to draw But ¡f ડomeone came on my g1aડડeડ ¡ m¡ght actua11y r¡ot. ¡ wou1d have to conf¡ડcate your bu1ge for the next 462 ડweepડ. ¡f you want to uડe my face, then make ડure ¡'m b1¡nd f¡rડt? ¡ gueડડ?? That'ડ the mora1 of the ડtory #nડfw #th¡ડwaડ¡nડp¡redbyanotherpoડtyeડ
my hungry ass would not survive alternia(i would eat someone's horns)
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I Do Enjoy He/him Nook. I Remain Heterosexual. Call Me Problematic If You Wish, I Care Not............. #nsfw.............
#skeletonposting https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/CC13357.jpg
:33< remempurr that mew can be a girl all mew have to do is ask and ill help mew :))
god damn, what a woman
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breast envy implies the existence 0f six other deadly titty sins.
i finally just got requested to write something of him finally finally i have a reason to do it for real (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, stocks are going up, archive rating: E)
Who is this #strifeprodigy everyone is t★lking ★bout? C★n I fight them?
:33< hey check it out :33< *the mighty huntress does a backflip*
:33< SAME!
oh wow...
Damn, I'm weak to wizards now.
♰ he called me skeleton witch i don't think he knows i like that :) ♰
:33< MEOW!!!
:33< SUPURR LIKE!!!
hey babe ;)
>> guyડ ¡f ¡ keep ડneez¡ng repeated1y 1¡ke th¡ડ ¡'m actua11y gonna have to wa1k ¡nto the ocean never to waડh aડhore
:33< so... :33< bulge am i right? :33< #nsfw
feelin the goldfish attntion span 2day
(( just like deuce I myself find myself in situations today. method acting (locked out of apartment but only for a little while) (check your door before you start laundry kids)
♰ when will they learn their status brings little fear into my pusher you are just a troll just like me ♰
I wan† †o open †ha† Goldblood. #gore #i†simplied
I Suggestively Invite Myself Over To Your Hive, But When You Aren't Looking I Sabotage Your Wordle Because I Lost Today. #positive
wvwhy, yes i wvwould. dm me then if you like a good glass of rum the company of an old man wvwith more scars than pleasantries.
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Strange that is happened twice...
((The file name 💀
Apparently, people want me in my whore era. Am I supposed to post about how much I love sucking dick now? #nsfw
Diamonds Droog. https://i.imgur.com/IVwl4yv.png
with so little of the morning left i must :p
He does not sleep. So I do not sleep. But he does sit for a break sometimes. So I use that time for a break as well. I could use it to kill him but I am very tired from chasing him.
had to retcon to beat up a clown and keep him from fucking with a cute muddy girl.
The medical term for what's wrong with me was discontinued a while ago
I would like to express my support towards #FriendshipFriday. I enjoy all my friends, even the annoying ones.
i can alwyas trust my alties 2 hav great taste
#nowplaying #lyricsposting #nsfw saw this boy at the mall las week got the kind of look 2 make me freak that long ass hair w the tightest jeans my chemical romance on his tee he looks so sick like he was dyin if i said he wasnt hot then id be lyin please handsome dont b coy come on n fuck me emo boy https://open.spotify.com/track/40MskkY7wsFIzhPy19NNTP?si=8c7c1462927b4ca9
#fishingfriday ain't cancelled. That \/\/\/\/itchbitch is a fuckin' liar. I ain't dead. \/\/\/\/e're still fishin'.
X I’m the “we ride together or we die together” type of friend btw #violence x
3833 < The enemy has invaded my pile (#mypile). > 38II 3833 < We will never recover from this transgression. > [ID: It is a photo of a Pinkie Pie plush that has been smacked flat on one side.]
B33 < solidarity
whn the theme somg makes u sing along everytime cause its that good
As you sow, so you shall reap.
hes gettin tiddy pics in the mail hell be ok prob #nsfw
hell0, my name is cr0nus cap2r, and i'm the crazy y0u sh0uldn't stick y0ur dick in. #nsfvw
I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider
sometiems when i post on here i feel like a cat yowlin in heat outside except when u open the door its actually rabies and not heat nd im killing y
Pretty sure the Dave that's fighting @tempestuousTestimonium is lighter than I am. Unwise life choices abound here, it seems.
getting crossfaded in the texas roadhouse since when did this chain have its own honky tonk yeehaw ass theme song #substance
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
i thnk arquius is thenonly 1 usin this site the rightt way whcij is bein fuckin annoyign
Y0u kn0w what maybe eridans d0nt deserve kindness
:o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires :o) I am a disgusting troll with disgusting desires
well that's all i g0t f0r my requisite chitt 0f the day. g00dnight everyb0dy.
B33 < meowdy
ConsideR YouR LapS SaT On AnD YouR AbilitY To MovE GonE. I Ain'T MoviN'.
I HATE BEING ATTACHED TO PEOPLE, IM PAWING AT MY DESK WAITING FOR YOU TO WAKE UP
HOBBIES INCLUDE: #BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHANK GOG.
You're incredibly pretty, Ro-Lal!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 QUESTION. CAN I SUCK THE RIGHT ONE WHILE I JIGGLE THE LEFT ONE. :o?
Some people will name their children after other loved ones that have passed away. Sometimes I think about naming my son (if it does turn out to be a son anyway; I haven't had an ultrasound yet to find out) after my dear poppop. ...But that would probably be a little weird for June, wouldn't it? I mean, it's a common name, but still...
It's not really queer if you're doin' it with an alien, right? That's like it's own different thing. Not that I'm against either concept or nothin'. Just thinkin' aloud here. #nsfw
(I have great disdain for many of you but please sleep an appropriate amount of time. Some of you plebeians don't sink into your slime and shows)<
II doodlled a cactus and a llovelly lliittlle bee. =:] https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/doodlle%20of%20a%20cactus%20and%20a%20bee.png
I have updated my visage for the next few days. Consider this a comfort. A face you can trust. Illustrated by the troll you already trust, @archiveAddict. After my tea ceremony, I will return to my original design.
(If you annoy me I will caste a spell to make your hand prongs hurt.)<
>> you're not wrong
ya giRL iS tipSy aS hELL anD it fEELS So gooD~
Lalonde prison arc.
concept: visiting them in prison and pressing your middles real close from your opposing sides of the cell letting your bulges play between the bars and trying not to be spotted by the guards (tags: Reader/Anonymous, prisonfic, #rankworks, no this doesnt have anything to do with the person that was actually just arrested, everyones just talking about it, and i wanted to do between the bars stuff, exhibitionism, nonpen, bulgejobs, dont get caught, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
If only there was a man to help me think more clearly. And tell me how I should be thinking. #nsfw
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I think I should also eb in prison.
did you remember to smile tolight?
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// I almost never go OOC but the JAIL BARS are SENDING ME
((THE FUCKIGN BARS IM IN TEARS GOD))
(( the way i went "what bars?" then scrolled down & proceeded to giggle like an idiot. idek what happened that shits just funny ))
Cronus is killing chittr. Fuck off, I'm trying to get laid and make friends. Not in that order, I'm doing it at the same time.
nevermind divine intervention took him thats outta my fronds
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! Chittr user and local sexless fuckboy who has b33n recently jailed for 'Crimes', @aeneasCaldarium has reportedly b33n given a TRAMP STAMP in prison?! This perhaps breaks the WORLD RECORD for recieving a tattoo in prison set previously by @glamorousAuspaciar ! What do you think? Has Cronus lost his way, or are you just curious who that stud who gave him the ink in the first place is?
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I present to you a little ditty about the events which just unfolded. I call it "The Day The Cronus Died" A long, long time ago I can still remember how that Cronus Used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the Cronus died So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Did you write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Now, do you believe in rock 'n' roll? Can Cronus save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the Cronus died I started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Now, for ten years, we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the king was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the Cronus died We were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and fallin' fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume While sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the Cronus died? We started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Oh, and there we were all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So, come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan spell And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the Cronus died He was singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the Cronus years before But the man there said the Cronus wouldn't play And in the streets, the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day the Cronus died And there I stood alone and afraid I dropped to my knees, and there I prayed And I promised Him everything I could give If only He would make the Cronus live And He promised it would live once more But this time one would equal four And in five years, four had come to mourn And the Cronus was reborn And they were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" They were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die" 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
hey everyone please drink water now remember that you have a mortal body that will one day expire and that failing to maintain it only depletes your precious time with the living if youre dead feel free to laugh at all those losers fighting to upkeep their corpse-to-be :)
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Hello+. Here's a little TL;DR o+f the current dash to+pic so+ yo+u aren't co+nfused: Cro+nus made strange po+sts, Atto+rney General Redglare decided to+ arrest him, no+w he's in jail. All o+f that being said, it's wo+nderful to+ see ano+ther Lalo+nde find their way here.
The Five Minutes Cronus Was In Jail Has Got To Be My Favourite Chittr Arc
Slutting it up but onl y for exactly 5 seconds after this post goes up. Amen.
Welco+me.
I think somebody taught my cat what a Jacob's ladder is because she typed ladder while I was trying to sext. She's not even allowed on the mic. #nsfw
D --> I missed the five blissful minutes Cronus was banned