BATTER UP < SEEING A LOT OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT RELIGION. LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T PRESCRIBE TO ANY ONE FAITH, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I AM CHOSEN BY GOD. MY BAT IS KISSED BY THE FUCKING HEAVENS AND EVERY TIME I SWING I AM DIVINELY INSPIRED. IT IS LIKE WHOEVER IS ABOVE IS ASKING, BEGGING ME TO SEND THE BALLS STRAIGHT TO THEM. AND I FUCKING DO. > HOMERUN
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this guy rules holy shit
:33 < imagine not believing in baseball troll jesus :33 < troll babe ruth
HERETIC.
BATTER UP < NOTHING HERETICAL. JUST COVERING MY BASES. IF YOU'RE GOD, AND THE ONLY ONE THERE IS, THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FUCKING UP THERE TO YOU BIG MAN. EVERY SINGLE SWING. IF THERE'S HEAVEN, IT'S GOING TO SPILL OVER WITH THE SHEER NUMBER OF FUCKING BALLS. > HOMERUN
THERE HAS BEEN AN ODD INCREASE OF PERFECTLY JUGGLE-ABLE BALLS SLAPPING INTO THE FACES OF MANY DARK CARNIVAL ATTENDEES AS OF LATE.
BATTER UP < EITHER YOU'RE WELCOME OR SORRY THAT HAPPENED. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < I FEEL AS IF I AM UNABLE TO PROPERLY CONVEY MY FEELINGS WITHOUT THE CAPS. SORRY IF THAT UPSETS YOU BUT I WILL NOT BE STOPPING. I AM TRUE TO MYSELF. AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO. > HOMERUN