Toralei Stripe
@troubleClef
She/Purr (Haha, get it?) Werecat, graduated from Monster High, lead singer of The Hissfits, Math Camp Counselor. I'm THAT ghoul. She is me.
🐾Our little secret, Chittr. I love human music. The normies might be genocidal freaks, but they sure know how to rock! But fuck non-singing humans. If you're a human, sing or die. https://youtu.be/OPS1Qb9ap8A🐾
🐾THE KIDS DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ALRIGHT HONEY PILLS DON'T HELP BUT IT SURE IS FUNNY GIMME GIMME SOME-A THAT VAMPIRE MONEY, C'MON!!!🐾
HAIR BACK, COLLAR UP, JET BLACK, SO COOL SING IT LIKE THE KIDS THAT ARE MEAN TO YOU
🐾Mate, be purrfectly honest with me right? We all still love some good rock, yeah?🐾
=( it can b3 prrr3tty grrr3at to list3n to! rrr3ally hyp3s you up! .3 )=
🐾This is where I post from, mind you. https://u-mercari-images.mercdn.net/photos/m54239120794_1.jpg?width=2560&quality=75&_=1745336006🐾
🐾You're so full of it, Wolfy. I've seen those new phones shatter on a single drop. I drop this bad boy, and the worst that happens is a battery flying out.🐾
new phones have shatterproof glass, airtight pieces, and most importantly: a fuckin warranty and people who can fix it if it breaks you drop that bad boy, its DONE. that aint no nokia, love
🐾Can't help but notice that you didn't name an audio jack as one of those little features of yours.🐾
🐾This thing's from 2012, it does SO have an audio jack! I listen to all the best! Fangs Against The Machine, Fleetwood Macabre, Lich Bizkit??🐾
🐾Bullocks! You know I love Three Days Graves, they were all over that mixtape I made you!🐾
it was a good mixtape babe but im begging you to get a slightly newer phone
🐾Thinking about her again, but in a cool way that calls for the ancient bops. https://youtu.be/KrNfmkP7nd0🐾
🐾Codependent is an ugly word. I like to use the term 'empath' or something.🐾
how about you "em path" your way to throwing away your expired leftovers from the fridge
🐾I miss Clawdeen. Sometimes I can still hear her voice.🐾
bitch did you forget to clean out the damn fridge again i stg its RANK in here!!!
🐾She let me hit because I'm pure of heart.🐾
heh, youre anything but, toralei. still lettin ya hit though
🐾Work sucks, but at least I have a girlfriend to think about. Anybody else keep their kind busy to survive another work day? If so, what?🐾
heheheheh. nah, its a lil bit funny their menus are just terrible, though. if i want the real deal, i just go to some local bakeries up north.
yOuR LOss I MEAn LordS of cHaoS DoNT groW On TREeS yOu knOw AT LEASt NOT The ONeS wIth meRE LeAves oN ThEiR brANcHeS
🐾Oh please, Lord of Chaos, take me and my girlfriend to a cosmic cheesecake factory? She doesn't know what she's saying!🐾
i COuLd BE PErsuadEd by a FormaL ApoLOgy fROM HER: I HavE TAKEn a lOok THROugH My qNa bOx so I kNoW yoU FOr tHe Foul-moUtHed triCKSteR thAt You are wHICh lEts be CLEaR gEtS you tEn stARs IN TErMS Of reSPEcT So I sUpPOSE I cOuLd pUt my PrIde asiDe wItH a MiNUtE AMOunT of COmpenSatIOn;
🐾@clawrendAnthromorph Oh please please please apologize!! I'd do as far as begging here.🐾
ssssssiiggghhhhhhhhhhhh i am sorry to have offended your tastes on franchised restaurants and to have yucked your yum.
🐾This foul mouthed trickster is one happy kitty.. mewhehehe! >;3c🐾
🐾Happy pride month, she said yes! https://i.imgur.com/l0tkTXa.gif🐾
i still dont get this chart, but the heart is cute.
🐾What a day! (Revised) @vampirePrincess @clawrendAnthromorph https://i.imgur.com/Wb3inea.gif🐾
🐾What a day it has been. #flashing https://i.imgur.com/0be6Yyk.gif🐾
you're REALLY airing this out in PUBLIC! the absolute GALL
🐾I love fish. Sardines are like the sardines of the sea.🐾
https://media.tenor.com/LnjBn2nhtUYAAAAM/bb18-stupid.gif
o°~teeheehee~°o ah yes this much is true, friend!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
🐾I only know one route and it's straight to your house Any other way and my tires go out #lyrics #yearning #vagueposting🐾
🐾Maybe it did mean more to me than I said it did. #vagueposting🐾
🐾Who else but The Hissfits, am I right? I know, I know.. adore all you want! https://open.spotify.com/track/0ECEoaaMKDK5XmP018Srqn?si=0ced99a98cd14818🐾
i told you that you needed to update your prescription for your glasses. but you never listened. "noooo! my vision is fine as is! glasses make me look dumb!"
this doesnt exist on a societal level, mind you but also, werewolves are the best, suck it and cope with it
ᐖ FURKKKK ᐖIS JUS LIEK MY MOMMA SHE GAWT A ᑈATHEAᐖ ANᐖ A ᐖOGHEAᐖ AN ᐖEY GET SO GUMPY AT EAᑈH OVER SUMTIMES ᐛ
🐾It totally ruins my vibe, you KNOW that! We don't all have the facial structure you have to pull these looks off! I'm doing what I do - give or take a few botched comebacks.🐾
THERE ARE COOL GLASSES TO FIT YOUR VIBE I EVEN SHOWED YOU THE TRANSITION SHADES FOR WOMEN YOU LIKED THOSE
🐾Yeah, they were purrfect!! But now if I get them, you'll be the one who chose my glasses for me. You can't have that satisfaction!🐾
i swear you are the most disgustingly contrarian catperson on this miserable planet because i was SHOWING /YOU/ the magazine so YOU could CHOOSE!
🐾I know how much this fashion stuff means to you. I can't let you win. I'm going to keep doing my thing, sans glasses, until I get another parking ticket!🐾
🐾Ground rules; 1. Toralei's the cool cat! 2. The Hissfits are misunderstood geniuses! 3. Don't diss clawculus until you've tried it, buster! I'm sure we'll be just purr-fect otherwise.🐾
🐾A dick measuring contest is a great way for the comments on my FIRST POST to go.🐾
🐾No, YOU first. I wanna see if they use your hide to make a rug afterwards or if it's too gaudy and smelly.🐾
🐾Hey, that was a long time ago at camp! Don't bring that up now, we swore not to talk about it!🐾
Strange little larping freak. Hmmmm. I wish I was this would be a funny character to be. Unfortunately I'm the real deal. Still think I'd be able to kick your ass