@truculentTimaeus — #nsfw
playing smash or pass about the muppets or generally any jim henson media. ask me any of mine if you want. #nsfw #smashorpass
sometimes a belt has a certain appeal. #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
the truth of the matter is puppets being erotic does not have to involve genitals at all, and if you can’t understand that you just don’t understand fetishes and how they work. sure, sometimes i can jerk off with them. but the main sexual appeal of puppets does not involve them touching me at all for the most part. #nsfw #puppet #puppetfucking #puppet-fetish
put a rod puppet’s arm up your ass. #nsfw #puppetfucking
i think about puppet tits a lot. #nsfw #puppet #puppetfucking
licking at a wooden puppet. making sure your tongue lathes over it all, feeling the grain of the wood, pressing your tongue into any joints. how far can your tongue reach in their mouth. you can remove their jaw to make sure you can taste every piece of them. #puppetfucking #puppet #nsfw
i need cal to dig his soft hands into my stomach and tear my insides out. #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore #puppet #lilcal
i need his lanky arms choking me out. #nsfw #puppet #violence
in the ideal situation, somebody else would puppeteer whatever puppet i fuck. themselves out of sight. #nsfw #puppet
he held my face once. i had to guide his hand. but he wanted me to. #nsfw #nsfwe #cw-affection
i would fuck the chick with teeth in her vagina. #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #teeth
“whats so sexually appealing about puppets” look at my puppet fucking guides for in depth descriptions of all the hot shit. but there’s a lot of it. you can manufacture them to react how you want, you choose their voices.. they’re like custom people, who have no errors in how they respond to you. they’re never unpredictable. and you can gore them and fix them and make them useful and change them into your own abomination. they’re hot. #puppet #puppetfucking #nsfw https://forms.gle/mhj9asqtadvb9s6v8
piss on a puppet, throw it against the wall. #nsfw #piss #puppet #puppetfucking
puppet tits are great. more gropeable than the real ones. #nsfw #puppetfucking #puppet
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hot puppet babes in your area huge puppet tits real milk #nsfw #puppet
some of those puppets of letters from sesame street are hot as fuck. t has whore eyes but a looks tighter. #puppetfucking #nsfw #puppet
the skeksis have a nice texture on their face. it would be cool to spend a while just touching and rubbing at it. #puppet #nsfw
puppets that haven’t been stuffed yet are appealing too. putting your dick in a limp corpse of a puppet that never got to live. filling it with life only after it was violated. #nsfw #nsfwe #puppet #puppetfucking
talk to me when you aren’t miserable or horny or high and maybe i’ll cut you some more slack. #nsfw #vague #substance
the whole fucking pool floaties thing was never for me but i could probably get into it if i try. #nsfw
so many people seem embarrassed about being into me. nobody is making you come over and get railed though. that’s all you. #nsfw
i hope he wakes up in his own jizz. #nsfw
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i’m gonna go the week without jerking off. i’ve been getting off a lot lately, and i don’t want my body getting spoiled from it or thinking i will give into any whim #nsfw
i should suffocate him with saturated smuppets. waterboard him with them. #nsfw #piss #nsfwe
puppetfucking guide 3: fingerpuppets you should always finger puppets. it makes them feel good. in all seriousness, there isn’t a lot to do with these guys, but it doesn’t make them a bad choice either. you can have em pop up from behind your cock, like cute little surprises, and one of the benefit is you can have 10 of them going at once. it’s like an orgy. people with size kinks are probably made for this. you can pretty much just jerk off with them. hell, get them all up in your balls too. the exploration of them is the fun part there. again, not my favorite, but nothing to scoff at. you ca...Read more
okay, done with the horny posting shit now. #nsfw
when people hate react it gets me going enough to post more about it. #nsfw
i do all the freak shit. piss in someone’s mouth. get a footjob. beat them within an inch of their life. surgery. putting my dick in place it should not be. #nsfw #nsfwe #feet #piss #violence #surgery
i need to make someone piss themselves on a pile of smuppets. #nsfw #piss #puppet
you should always establish a safeword to ignore with your partner in any sexual situation. #advice #dubcon #cnc #cw-cnc #noncon #nsfw #nsfwe
if you have a question on how to fuck a particular type of puppet, let me know. #nsfw #puppet
i need to stick my dick between puppet teeth right now. #nsfw #puppetfucking #puppet
#puppetfucking guide 2: shadow puppets. you may be thinking. how do i fuck a shadow puppet. it’s a shadow. that’s quitter talk. your dick should be used as a set piece in the scene. you can play out the whole thing. it’s a fallen log the puppet walks on, or a tower it has to climb. if you’re like me, you get enough satisfaction from watching it interact. your dick twitches and it becomes part of the story. the best shadow puppets are made of leather. paper ones work but the leather will feel better as they interact with you. your eyes should remain on the shadow as much as you can, but it isn’t l...Read more
i should get new puppets. i’m on a wooden puppet kick but i don’t have as many as i’d like. i want an orgy of them. #puppetfucking #puppet #nsfw
sweat is best when someone’s being forced to smell it. #nsfw #sweat
creeping on someone not because i’m actually into them, but because i like watching them squirm. #nsfwe #dubcon #nsfw
i should give a guide to puppet fucking. let me know if you want any in particular. #nsfw #puppetfucking
. i think i got too worked up. gonna go take a cold shower to get a hold on myself. #nsfw
someone should come over for a drink. one that for sure won’t make you pass out before getting your clothes changed to felt ones and face paint to make you look like a puppet with rosy red cheeks. being tied up to ropes that articulate you to my will. while i say your lines for you. #nsfw #nsfwe #drugging #dubcon #substance #cw-cnc
putting a puppet so it sits on your face is nice too. you can eat them out. lick at wood or fabric like something will happen. #nsfw #puppetfucking #puppet