♠ hated by @truculentTimaeus
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:33 < me when equihiss squ33zes too hard
D---> Who wants me.... to hug them?
A cracked purple iPod. Another one of my cigarettes has gotten drenched by the lousy rosé, that I stole from my mother's cabinet. This is something a lot of girls would kill to have.
fuck i passed out on my keyboard jfc
Not letting any of the Striders near my assortment of haunted dolls.
i get high and start thinking things like this would be an insane minecraft spawn point completely seriously #substances
#substance ok so do i name my leafeon joint 2 match juulpod
dont talk to daves theyre annoying as fuck
haha up in here with another bad idea wait fuck hold on this isnt ajklsdf;hgl;riajsfnlkgvtportttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt999
i aint above getting real sweaty again my dude but we already went down this song and dance the words are all freebies you want something real its gonna cost you
aw you like that real bad dont you big guy its alright i took a few candid shots before i undid my work
doesnt help im still nude just got outta the shower nothing holding my dick back guy needs to be swaddled in order not to go absolutely mad
yeah dude one of my favorite positions is getting teabagged and choking on a big fat sack fuck getting real worked up thinking about it
am i gonna get daddy dommed into exercising my skinny ass to muscledom? fuck i got hard thinking about it
man got me to do 20 more mins just by being sweet to me
Never have and I don't think I will, I'm quite comfortable being a hopeless addict.
That's asking a lot of me.
For clarification I meant I should stop drinking for today, I'm not quitting this anytime soon I'm just getting a little tipsy. #substances
fuck me two ways to sunday keep at that and i might give you a little freebie ball shot
idk why but wearing clothes while im working out seems kind of mean to the fabric so im free balling this shit gotta get my steps in, and idk lift some shit whatever man dont care if the work crew gets a view of this meat rod they signed a release not to take pictures of my hairy ball sack for a reason
fucked off and went on a bender and forgot this shit was a thing a month and no chitts? damn probably should back off the heroin #substance #harddrugs
might get fucked up a little more and deface my hollywood star again they're about to say fuck it man, we aint making another one dont test me bro this is only my 11th time ruining it for publicities sake i gotta uphold the once a year ritual
so my manager has been nagging me about my proclivities its like hes got a vendetta against my off work hobbies bitch i need to get my ass tickled at least a few times a day when im sleigh riding this shit santa got me rolling presents out to my humble lackies and theyre figuring i must be saint nick if im buried in the snow oh yeah fuck me if my timeline gets ruined you want me to stop bumping it? give me way more interesting ideas to work with and my scripts wont turn out like hangover part 50
oh yeah for sure im not gonna go adding a billion shitty cheapo accessories to pander to just about every potential perv but i think some people would enjoy a tiny pair of smuppet panties or socks oh man theres a lot of sock people out there #nsfw
trying to come up with ideas on how to make more i dunno unique looking smuppets these things sell a weird amount and i could turn this into some real build-a-bear shit if i started making them little clothes freaks will buy anything but especially something customized to be even more weird
Need a drink. #substances
I'm 2 apples tall
D---> Could be a bit of both, but mostly just curiosity. #nsfw
can i lick whipped cream container pls
The more clout I gener8, the more I 8ecome *the* daddy Serket. It is inevita8le. You can not stop this from happening.
fuck its definitely bed tjme if i dont wakeup it was awful knowing you guys #substance #fuck
dog hours
didnt ssk + dont care ++ cyoure chud plus my takl wags when i walk #extracool #substance #fuckinb skill me
my god i'm gonna pukke #substance
yet i keep winning
you dont care he doesnt care youre all the same
gorgle how to tyep right wjole drink
:33< mew call it bubble gum? :33< on alpurrnia we called it chewy gooey chomp tablets what mew stick in mewre eat hole and masticate on until mew get borred and throw it out