♠ hated by @truculentTimaeus
Fair enough, I think it's just in Dave's nature I see them yearning practically always.
give it little horns
note to self: 40 year old men do not appreciate being called "lil man, champ, or baby"
>> Yeah that makeડ ડenડe honeડt1y ડorry about that
>> oh no ^ ^;;
twinks primarily people who see my eternally youthful visage (no work btw) and go wait a moment shouldnt you be ancient
ok im going back to sleep thanks for coming to my justin bieber (played by me) concert featuring the fish dictator (also played by me)
Mark my words the SECOND i figure out how to have an argument while keeping the waterworks firmly turned off it is over for all of you.
first cas ate me then jake took my legs now aerion (will) poison me i can't catch a break. #violence
weed restocked life is good
I will admit, it might be narcissism but the Jakes are clearly a superior breed of lookers! #Selfcest #Kinda? #Mostly-Vanity
Good boy! Is there a dog petting emoji? I feel that's appropriate. As for my nationality, lets say "vaguely Australian." Right down I'm leading the production team through the jungle which is...as jungles always are. Hot, humid, and sporadic rainshowers. Dripping with malaria. The dream! And yet despite being twelve-inches deep into the middle of nowhere, I'm still fielding complaints about the lack of cheese available!
ah jeez well you can talk to me bro im as open as a goddamn freshly opened stab wound
i am waiting for my food to be done microwaving. i miss jake again also. what else is new! X( #incest
who wants life advice im coked the fuck up so itll probably be the worst advice youll ever get but its free #substance #substance
oh man dave got beauty and a beat stuck in my head. :c
im chill as fuck dude im so nonchalant chalant is out the motherfuckin building broskis shits outta here gone like the wind bromigos
i have to follow a lotta rules in my relationship but it's like a social contract thing yknow
not gonna lie mine goes pretty hard. giving big ups to lil cal
crying aboug cat cudeos is a new low fkr me #substance
hffhgghg edible gummy taste si. bad i'm gonna fucking puke. #substance
Stupid fucking bubbles again. Not even spared of them during naps. Yet another strangers hive, or the memories of them. Who's is anyone's guess, it's a ghost town. My phone is sending this chit right?
sht fuk lol um sry buot that lsat post its hrd 2 fnction i ghess m zonin out or blakin oyt a lot rn m ok m jst cold n tired i guss #substance
things were way cooler when my dad wasn't all dead and stuff. that was pretty lame of him.
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✧༺𝓘'𝓶 𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓬𝓾𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮𝓼 ;3༻✧
the forever weed muffin wouldnt change some of yall #substance
its that time of the night again where real things start to feel fake and fake things start to feel real now where did that half finished soda can go
S1GH!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 W1SH MY M4T3SPR1T W4S H3R3. 1 4M 1N N33D OF SNUGGL3S. >:/ #Y34RN1NG
i hate being in lovwe, like, evwerytime i look at him he makes me nervwous. vwere dating, vwe havwe a kid. LOVWE OF MY LIFE. and here i am being nervwous about him. dumb ass mime.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Are you talking about your tame hand holding and cuddling posts or your smuppet posts lmao #noonegonnalookatyouweirdforthefirstthing #unlessyougotafreakbrandtoprotect
#MyFlowers
Blood of the covenant may be thicker than water of the womb, yet both get me wet.
gimme a break im new to this
another front door cam notification "someone spotted" what if i just walk up to the door and shout i have a gun
ok i didn't mean it.
yeah i noticed that tbh sounds kinda lonely
Not that i have been passing you the mitt or anything. As id like to reiterate. Im just the upstanding sort looking for charity work.
whatever happened to platonic cuddling :(
puppets are hot
am i made of radioactive poison tonight is that what's happening is that what's goin on is that why everyone an their mother has a problem with me being a decent fucking person
time to ignore responsibilities and boot up a game instead
i know ;/ believe me i know. i'm sorry man thing is becomin somethin else is kinda never anythin other than personal agency. it fuckin blows, you're not alone.
BTT < idk it has its uses
Melancholia colliding out of mind In a silver swirl, I take a lungful in Blow a fistful out if you could say you will King of moon gloomy afternoon Losing track of word and meter Make your final touch people talk too much Madman screams an unknown language
im getting stalked fr lmao this is wild
any cuddle volunteers?? :)
okay camera situation part two or whatevs man i kept hearing weird shit outside my apartment at like 2am got not one or two but twelve fuckin "someone spotted" notifications on my phone checked the cameras but all i could see was a blur or like, an arm moving out of frame at this rate im gonna become a shut in lol
PUPPETS THATS REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER
>> ¡'m be¡ng ડo very brave and eat¡ng the grapeડ ¡n my therma1hu11 that are ડt¡11 techn¡ca11y comp1ete1y ડafe to eat but have gotten 1¡ke k¡nd of ડqu¡ડhy #brave #¡nડp¡r¡ng
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ sad h◕nk˚˚
>> Aren't we a1wayડ? (We be¡ng thoડe of uડ on Ch¡ttr, exc1ud¡ng you 1o1)
>> Do you rea11y be1¡eve that'ડ the on1y way for Them to become ડometh¡ng too, becauડe ¡t'ડ the way you d¡d? Wou1d you not w¡ડh for ડometh¡ng.. better for them? ડometh¡ng maybe gent1er or k¡nder even? ¡f ¡t were an opt¡on
GODDAMN. HE LOOKS FINE AS HELL IN THIS WIZARD OUTFIT.~ <3
hes jus doin whats best for me i should sleep for a bit yeah nest time
relaxing right now shades are off im calm
sigh
i've been napping so much lately.
adhd aint all its cracked up to be sometimes this shit hits you with a delay like a sicknasty samurai warrior who cuts through the big hulking tough guy he never just splits in half when the blade cuts through that would make too much goddamn sense and would ensure we can all get on with our lives no no no there is a delay on the blood bukkake and the porno grunts and moans and the biwa strum works the same way with the sudden lethal edge impact of being a spoonless bitch
ahem ahem check this shit out B>
alright understood bro
dont panic corvid dont panic its just this is normal just ha ha 'course need to have him watchin me cuz cuz if im not bein watched then i could get seriously hurt yeah yeah its cool im cool
ffuuuuck im so fucked im so fucked oh my god oh my god its actually so over if i cant find this fuck fuck fuck fukc
im actually so paranoid right now fuck fuck fuck fuck
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okay let me do some interaction bait <3 - cute pajamas <> - boring pajamas
3> Ok. Wya? <3
#su8stances Friday save me
left my house for the first time in a little while. :B
>> ¡ 1ove Kryquડ, he'ડ ડo Kryquડy #kryquડpoડt¡ng :))
>> ¡'m ડorry,, :<
I don't think I'm more than just a toy, it's fucked.
urgent: huge bug on my wall. help.
>> ¡ am probab1y much more ડenડ¡t¡ve than you are, my fr¡end.
>> A1r¡ght, ¡ w¡11 truડt that you can hand1e yourડe1f then hahah
>> Guyડ wou1d you ડt¡11 1ove me ¡f ¡ waડ a worm Or aડ Kryquડ wou1d have ડa¡d Wou1d you k¡ડડ me ¡f ¡ waડ a f1ower?
we don't have to fuck just give me something to do with my mouth #nsfw #nsfwe
>> True, but!! ¡t juડt be 1¡ke that ડomet¡meડ
i want him to love me unconditionally, pet me when i'm good and hold me a little tighter before i go and talk to me like i actually mean anything more than just another check on a to-do list the same way that iwant him to punch me until i puke wnd hold me down n fuck me til i cant stand and choke me harder when my vision starts to blur and its fucking disgusting #nsfw #nsfwe #noncon (implied) #violence #abuse #stockholm #incest #cw-abuse #vent ig
anyway heading to the gym to see my big buff man
... yeah
which one man theres a lot
yeah so bros parole hearing is later today still not sure if ill actually go to it i dunno man like hes family but also i mean he just kinda wasnt the best guy i know he tried his best in his own way but who beats the shit ou- im just gonna stop that sentence couldve just stuck me in taekwondo classes or something you know anyway im getting away from the point i dont know how to feel about it he sends me letters, told me hes different now, but do i believe it? i dont fuckin know man i guess this is just a vent
i have some seriously complicated feelings about what i just read...
>> A1r¡ght, we11, ¡f you want ડomebody to ta1k to, ¡'11 be around You can te11 me about the Muppetડ ¡f you ever want to, ડ¡nce you ment¡oned that ear1¡er ¡n the thread
Soulbot. Haunt1ng/possess1on. Heard a backdoor way 1s us1ng a black hole, but that's r1sky.
The k1nd on a soc1al med1a app br1mm1ng w1th both 1nf1n1te alternates of yourself and a heap of people you seem to hate (overlap 1ncluded)
1sn't that half the battle? Now to blow them away w1th your backlog of useless tr1v1a or ab1l1ty to talk nonstop about a spec1al 1nterest
yknow i dont really talk about bro or whatever because shit was kinda whack i guess but someone recently asked me if he was dead so like i feel like i gotta clarify hes not dead hes just in jail hes actually probably coming up to a parole hearing soon ... im not sure if i should see if i can go to it or not its complicated
those anon ask boxes people are opening. consider me the opposite dont ask me shit i think if i try to have anymore thoughts im gonna havw a seizure #substance
almost spilled soup all over the floor and that really wouldve been the end for me ngl
lil bit. no one wants to be tortured semi horny style so why waste the energy.
Mutually assured destruction.
i'm pretty sure love is the feeling you get when you dont know if u wanna be held by them or have life changing sex for 6 hours #nsfw #yearning
The others don't really like to be by themselves with me. I feel a sense of pity they have now. I do regret making a displeased face when Dave said that I'm awful at hugs. I left the room swiftly and now, I don't think they appreciated that. They don't often touch me now as one of their friends.
I think it’s more like… having to many of them at the same time and trying to fix them all at once that becomes the problem for people? Like I (user) have issues a, b, and c (on a computer) all going on at once but my memory board only can handle one thing at a time and now I’ve been overwhelmed so I’ve got to take time to reboot and someone just enters the same problems again making it continue a cycle.
The last time I spent a moment with other people. Jade, John, Dave and a few more. I didn't say a word. I stared outwards towards the black sky. My eyes wandered, I'm quiet to not interrupt anybody. I don't feel worthy to comment on anything, the most I did was save Jade's jacket from falling off the bench. It was clumsy and awkward. Jade just laughed and told me it's okay. There was no thank you. Maybe next time, I'll try and be more extroverted. Next time.
you jack off to people eating rusty nails dude.
haha i do not know who you are!
Prey. Passive. Pliant.
No, I don't think of him as my... father. Or Dave as my brother, actually. Not even my own mother as a Mom. It doesn't negate the fact that I'm still alone in this house. For such a long time.
Apparently, an alternative me, as a large portion, gave birth to a daughter. Will I look at her in scorn? Bring her into a life with no frailty? Neglect her in order to make her fend for herself? I don't have a womb. I have a dead patch of grass there instead. I can't even bear ticks, no soul. No love. Motherhood ends with me.
I found my mother's vintage rolling tray. The pink roses painted on it sadly yellowed. I'm currently putting my cigarettes on them. A filthy habit, I know.
the per usual god im pathetic chit
damn do i have to make the first move? is this my rite of passage as a man?
ehh, it wasn't really the kind of purple that suits me.
i did this once but at my wrists for convenience. it was pretty cold, actually. and my hands went a bit purple. wouldn't really recommend.
got something you wanna say big guy? https://i.postimg.cc/wMYG9yKN/image.png
something interesting or funny.
sorry for being gone for so long. im back and i still wanna fuck my brother just as much as i did before.
goodnight guys don't miss me too much tail wags
awooooooo!!!
:33 < me when equihiss squ33zes too hard
D---> Who wants me.... to hug them?
A cracked purple iPod. Another one of my cigarettes has gotten drenched by the lousy rosé, that I stole from my mother's cabinet. This is something a lot of girls would kill to have.
Not letting any of the Striders near my assortment of haunted dolls.
i get high and start thinking things like this would be an insane minecraft spawn point completely seriously #substances
#substance ok so do i name my leafeon joint 2 match juulpod
dont talk to daves theyre annoying as fuck
Never have and I don't think I will, I'm quite comfortable being a hopeless addict.
That's asking a lot of me.
For clarification I meant I should stop drinking for today, I'm not quitting this anytime soon I'm just getting a little tipsy. #substances
oh yeah for sure im not gonna go adding a billion shitty cheapo accessories to pander to just about every potential perv but i think some people would enjoy a tiny pair of smuppet panties or socks oh man theres a lot of sock people out there #nsfw
trying to come up with ideas on how to make more i dunno unique looking smuppets these things sell a weird amount and i could turn this into some real build-a-bear shit if i started making them little clothes freaks will buy anything but especially something customized to be even more weird
Need a drink. #substances
I'm 2 apples tall
D---> Could be a bit of both, but mostly just curiosity. #nsfw
can i lick whipped cream container pls
The more clout I gener8, the more I 8ecome *the* daddy Serket. It is inevita8le. You can not stop this from happening.
fuck its definitely bed tjme if i dont wakeup it was awful knowing you guys #substance #fuck
dog hours
didnt ssk + dont care ++ cyoure chud plus my takl wags when i walk #extracool #substance #fuckinb skill me
my god i'm gonna pukke #substance
yet i keep winning
:33< mew call it bubble gum? :33< on alpurrnia we called it chewy gooey chomp tablets what mew stick in mewre eat hole and masticate on until mew get borred and throw it out