strider.
@truculentTimaeus
dead. call me bro if you want. don’t really care. dms are always open.
#puppet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/978a8e1d86db.gif
thanks. the #puppet tag has a lot of my posts if you ever feel like going through. or the #puppetfucker tag if you wanna get crazy.
that dave is real needy i guess.
You don't say?
not the one i was thinking of, but equally applicable.
Fair enough, I think it's just in Dave's nature I see them yearning practically always.
hope mine isn’t doing that, wherever he is. guess he has the right to.
Maybe he's the soul exception, the chosen one if you will. Who knows.
not my business anyhow.
talk to me.
:o) And what, Mr. Strider, would you wish to speak about?
dunno. cool bro shit. skateboards. hats.
:o) Hmmm...While those things have never been my 'shtick', as it were. :o) I know a lot about haberdashery! And a bit about skateboards from an...old friend of mine. :o) ...You also like puppets, no? I'm quite fond of them as well.
big fan, yeah. what’s your favorite puppet?
:o) Pelham Puppets Type SL 'King' model from 1963. :o) He is just so jolly...
good choice. i’ve never seen this one before.
tie someone up and just make them watch bad movies the whole time
what movies.
admittedly i was just gonna put on cats the musical but im gonna have 2 ask john
damn, gay and bad. two for one.
then just put it on repeat 4 hours and hours
no creativity. you should put more thought into your torture plans. i’d come over faster if you gave some effort.
i dont usually intentionally watch bad movies in the first place so i got limits here
train for another 100 years, maybe then you’ll be at my level of getting under peoples skin.
lol honestly at best ur like mildly entertaining
not particularly trying to bother you. appreciate it then.
concept striders but tied up so they can’t pity my posts abt men in pretty skirts and fishnet stockings
i can pity it hands free.
not if i got my way
seems like you never do.
#puppet part 4. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6e481df227f.gif
Man, if you're gonna make puppet posts, post lil cal he needs more love and attention.
don’t.
Whatever man.
let the guy stay private.
i need to innovate and add to the smuppet continuity. make a new type. it’s hard to improve upon perfection.
give it little horns
that would take away from it, fuck no. that’s basically an implication they could defend themselves.
8ut what if they’re cute and soft and solely decoration
what would be the reason for them to have horns though. on an evolutionary level, if they were alive, what would be the purpose.
possi8le mimicry ?? they LOOK dangerous to predators, 8ut are solely for show. many caterpillars do this
but they wanna be fucked, they’re designed to be slutty and supple. and they’re made to be destroyed. any deterrent to their destruction goes against their main appeal and purpose. #nsfw
you’re looking me in the 8ul8s and telling me the Masses don’t want a creature that pretends to put up a fight 8ut immediately caves and crum8les as it was all a ruse.
not what i’m saying. what i’m saying is that that’s not the appeal of smuppets, and they’re too plush and soft that that isn’t what people would get from it. the design language would just get confused with horns.
alright you make a fair point
i always do.