♦ pitied by @truculentTimaeus
Violence is not USUALLY the correct answer. But it is almost always AN answer.
You would think these Bros have decreased sex drives due to their middle age.
A cracked purple iPod. Another one of my cigarettes has gotten drenched by the lousy rosé, that I stole from my mother's cabinet. This is something a lot of girls would kill to have.
Sometimes I put on music, leave my room in the dark and stare into my mirror.
maybe regularly eating is a social construct i had 2 waffles this morning and havent been hungry since
Nope. Nor do I know you. Just a random on this website we call chitter in this thing called life.
i get high and start thinking things like this would be an insane minecraft spawn point completely seriously #substances
...those stitches are gonna leave a mark... #gore(?)
Remade my profile. (#incest and #nsfwe warning.)
i can't dø this i just can't i can't i cant
who needs edibles when you have chittr feed after dark to feel like you got no idea whats going on . #substance
i think we'd be a good trio maybe quad if we include ghat other guy. hhhh. #yearning #vagueposting #thisispathetic
I'm back.
dont talk to daves theyre annoying as fuck
i aint above getting real sweaty again my dude but we already went down this song and dance the words are all freebies you want something real its gonna cost you
its a known thing apparently!
aw you like that real bad dont you big guy its alright i took a few candid shots before i undid my work
if ya don’t wanna be dead, just don’t get killed idiot.
doesnt help im still nude just got outta the shower nothing holding my dick back guy needs to be swaddled in order not to go absolutely mad
yeah dude one of my favorite positions is getting teabagged and choking on a big fat sack fuck getting real worked up thinking about it
am i gonna get daddy dommed into exercising my skinny ass to muscledom? fuck i got hard thinking about it
man got me to do 20 more mins just by being sweet to me
caw
Never have and I don't think I will, I'm quite comfortable being a hopeless addict.
That's asking a lot of me.
For clarification I meant I should stop drinking for today, I'm not quitting this anytime soon I'm just getting a little tipsy. #substances
fuck me two ways to sunday keep at that and i might give you a little freebie ball shot
I should probably stop drinking #substances
okay should i do 10 more minutes or say fuck it im sweating enough as is
god why are like half of my alternates like that.
oh fuck you gotta pay premium bucks for that one buddy though it did give my dick a little twitch reading it (thats a freebie)
idk why but wearing clothes while im working out seems kind of mean to the fabric so im free balling this shit gotta get my steps in, and idk lift some shit whatever man dont care if the work crew gets a view of this meat rod they signed a release not to take pictures of my hairy ball sack for a reason
bitches want a party girl until i aint giving them my bag to rifle through and steal twenties from
you ever just spend a day coked out and realize you coulda been actually writing that manuscript the entire fucking time? dont tell my publisher #substances
publisher found out my latent addiction to gatcha games and barred me from using my phone for the last couple weeks or uh however fucking long its been dunno who that guy thinks he is telling me whats what in the butt
fucked off and went on a bender and forgot this shit was a thing a month and no chitts? damn probably should back off the heroin #substance #harddrugs
pity me more, only makes my dick harder #nsfw
nawh man im not above holding up the mantle of twinkhood
im up heard were obliterating twinks im easily on getting my back blown out jesus #nsfw
might get fucked up a little more and deface my hollywood star again they're about to say fuck it man, we aint making another one dont test me bro this is only my 11th time ruining it for publicities sake i gotta uphold the once a year ritual
so my manager has been nagging me about my proclivities its like hes got a vendetta against my off work hobbies bitch i need to get my ass tickled at least a few times a day when im sleigh riding this shit santa got me rolling presents out to my humble lackies and theyre figuring i must be saint nick if im buried in the snow oh yeah fuck me if my timeline gets ruined you want me to stop bumping it? give me way more interesting ideas to work with and my scripts wont turn out like hangover part 50
fuck me.
huh.
i need something to do. i'm getting antsy again.
kesha is playing so loud in the other room i cant even hear myself think this sucks
oh yeah for sure im not gonna go adding a billion shitty cheapo accessories to pander to just about every potential perv but i think some people would enjoy a tiny pair of smuppet panties or socks oh man theres a lot of sock people out there #nsfw
trying to come up with ideas on how to make more i dunno unique looking smuppets these things sell a weird amount and i could turn this into some real build-a-bear shit if i started making them little clothes freaks will buy anything but especially something customized to be even more weird
Need a drink. #substances
I'm 2 apples tall
john wont stop listening to video game raps and stuff and calling it good like bro i could do better with farts from my butt
you should just talk to other people without asking. its what i did now ive got a fuckton of awesome friend's
Gen Z is trying to cancel Bro Strider.
I have things to say, but I won't say them. #VaguePosting
ok getting back up. gonna walk around a bit. i think u hear car's or something so there might be people nearby. which. i hate people but when youre locked up in a massive green underground bunker/mansion with just two other people and some weird demon's, any other irl contact is probably good
#replying
i wanna suck his dick bad man #nsfw #vagueposting
so determined but gag reflex so bad i'll puke #suggestive
D---> Could be a bit of both, but mostly just curiosity. #nsfw
D---> Chittr...honest question, am I the freakest chittr user to ever grace the platform? #nsfw #Truth-nuke? #Not-to-brag-but #silly
It's correlation, you just can't see the dots, old man.
Gotta love the freaks and the hoes and the guys w1th the l1b1dos.
That's- no. I don't have a rebuttal. I'm part of that level of freak.
i assume they're fꙮr stꙮring curses and hexes. they sure lꙮꙮk that way. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
man i could eat u out realgood i promiseeee PLEASSEEEEEEUUHH #nsfw
got temper issues so bad i'm gona kick his fuckin ass and kiss him at the same timme #violence
i need to put my mouth on somebody immediately #suggestive
you just aint usually on this early and that sounds ominous
ok...
help i need the police right now.
Adding "megawhore" to list of things I've been called tonight.
i feel like kitten being scruffed every time i have to be lifted up cause my arms are broken
kinda what you get for being stupid enough to want that one
...pass.
sorry guys. dave made me homo phobic again. i've revoked my gay members card.
4 days later and my stomach is still hurting somebody put me out of my misery im serious we dont even need vet consent
you're on chittr it'd be rarer to find a straight person
funny how fast i flee from a healthy thing #vague
wow. you're so mean to me. i thought we had some thing? i'm taking the kids. you can see me in court.
i'm swinging my home wrecker hammer, right now. breaking it all to pieces.
hmm... i'm thinking real hard about this, dude. real hard.
dont call me that i could fucking bite you rn
mfs who react to my chit multiple times want me bad #pissedoff #targeted
yet i keep winning
and guess who's getting it right now
i couldnt find wolves so im settling for a cat army because i am the only dog allowed in the pack https://i.postimg.cc/mD8Zp7dC/mc.png #minecraft #idonthaveenoughcats #theyreallincestsorry
im trying bro
this all sucks
trying to make moves on a certain guy but he wont put the fuckin phone down and pay attention to me
sighh every guy i suck dick for gives me the silent treatment right after, am i the problem #nsfw #teasing
then dont fuck off
oh my god NERD
i think a lot of people assume i'm like the type to cling to familiarity i moved to a place where it never gets over 90 degrees n snows for 65% of the year i refuse tohave anything even vaguely fake-humanoid in my space and its all banned from my house like illegal drugs what kind of person do you think i am #thekindtododgeproblems
i sure wish i had a free rose on my lap right about how
and they never will at this rate. just sad.
mad cause i can live comfortably without needing a job
unlucky for you. i dont even have that job #unemploymentwin
Doesn't seem like the purpose was worth it if you're presuma8ly dead. Seems like it was quite the opposite, actually! >::::) And living in uncertainty only means more unpredicta8le outcomes for me, which, in my opinion, is the fun of it all. Sucks to suck though! Hope you get, y'know, not dead! That's a lie, 8y the way.
You o8viously have never had some fire shrooms them.
-100 coolness for acting high and mighty liek a douche get off of your stupid horse for stupid idiot's dude
ok im pathetic im so fucking pathetic i cant think of any other word to describe myself than being immensely paltry
im gonna take a nap im too horny brained and im not even allowed to jack off
D sitting his useless ass on the couch and playing games all day. Got shit to do. Grown ass dude.
uugh morning dunno what happened last night but i feel like my entire body was encased in amber for 600 years
fick dude not in publix
yeah well fuckkkk off ingot this handled
i wanan be a ho and haev menaingless sex with any fickingone right now ngl
:33 < my bad
i need to take my anger out on someone
~~~~~~~~ What is stopping you? It's quite easy.
i keep missing the new trend what is it this time are we already off the fruits
man. so what youre saying is you actually like me and so you'll keep talking to me. mmhm
my manager just said "you smoke right?" WHAT makes you think i get high oh my god i do #substance
congratulations, both of our arguments are invalid by that logic what now puppet fucker
and your name is strider, why should i respect yours?
no one is happy with this
I was warned and yet it still did not prepare me.
if itserent for the amount of pain imm in i's be asleep rigtnkw
fight nme i'll win this time around jerkface
dont give me that disappointed reply ill kickyour ass
i am strong. i cantake it. i was jus sayin. yknow. if anyone wanted to say anything. i didntmake them do that. ha ha.
what's that sounds like a yes to me. have a handful of termite s
well uoure gonna have to settle there aren't that many termites in thhiis place ScrEW YOU i don't even wanna come over psh
oh. okay. m we can watch somethfhjbg tkgether. i'll bring theedibles. #substance
hey, never said that. ha ha. just being super helpful. keep your doors locked at night. no shady undertones.
ugh. better lock your door tonight.
everyone talks about how bad addiction is and how it can ruin your life but like have you tried just not letting it do that lmao? get better and then you can complain