♣ mediated by @truculentTimaeus
dont talk to daves theyre annoying as fuck
also pretty bored, just scrollin the feed yk how it be. might compose some tune's or write kickass lyrics later
i aint above getting real sweaty again my dude but we already went down this song and dance the words are all freebies you want something real its gonna cost you
aw you like that real bad dont you big guy its alright i took a few candid shots before i undid my work
doesnt help im still nude just got outta the shower nothing holding my dick back guy needs to be swaddled in order not to go absolutely mad
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yeah dude one of my favorite positions is getting teabagged and choking on a big fat sack fuck getting real worked up thinking about it
am i gonna get daddy dommed into exercising my skinny ass to muscledom? fuck i got hard thinking about it
man got me to do 20 more mins just by being sweet to me
mmmmmmmm exactly 20 mins look at that im drenched in so much sweat its dripping off my balls
fuck me two ways to sunday keep at that and i might give you a little freebie ball shot
idk why but wearing clothes while im working out seems kind of mean to the fabric so im free balling this shit gotta get my steps in, and idk lift some shit whatever man dont care if the work crew gets a view of this meat rod they signed a release not to take pictures of my hairy ball sack for a reason
fucked off and went on a bender and forgot this shit was a thing a month and no chitts? damn probably should back off the heroin #substance #harddrugs
pity me more, only makes my dick harder #nsfw
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might get fucked up a little more and deface my hollywood star again they're about to say fuck it man, we aint making another one dont test me bro this is only my 11th time ruining it for publicities sake i gotta uphold the once a year ritual
so my manager has been nagging me about my proclivities its like hes got a vendetta against my off work hobbies bitch i need to get my ass tickled at least a few times a day when im sleigh riding this shit santa got me rolling presents out to my humble lackies and theyre figuring i must be saint nick if im buried in the snow oh yeah fuck me if my timeline gets ruined you want me to stop bumping it? give me way more interesting ideas to work with and my scripts wont turn out like hangover part 50
being a man is highkey gay because that means youre emotionally repressed do you know who else is emotionally repressed thats right gay catholics
fuck me.
oh yeah for sure im not gonna go adding a billion shitty cheapo accessories to pander to just about every potential perv but i think some people would enjoy a tiny pair of smuppet panties or socks oh man theres a lot of sock people out there #nsfw
trying to come up with ideas on how to make more i dunno unique looking smuppets these things sell a weird amount and i could turn this into some real build-a-bear shit if i started making them little clothes freaks will buy anything but especially something customized to be even more weird
living m7 best life!
Gotta love the freaks and the hoes and the guys w1th the l1b1dos.
Dont worry. As something of an expert if the realm of hope i too occasionally have issues performing. Would you like me to try from my end? I warn you results may vary.
just thought id let you know kinda fucked up and ive been a lil out of it
my bro isnt here anymore idk why he threw a fit and came here
oh damn okay guess im the freak here then lmao
ok...
what even is the ring is this some kind of lotr shit that if you get this ring youre gonna have outlandish wealth and powers but it makes you insane or something
yeah my bros pissed about something and idk he moved his ass into my apartment after complaining about his stupid old apartment not having electricity or running water
funny how fast i flee from a healthy thing #vague
its fine hell be waiting for me when im done to take care of me #incest #vague
One moment.
That all depends on what you're wanting to do. I'm willing to help.
hmm... i'm thinking real hard about this, dude. real hard.
i like it better than the rest of the creepy bullshit you post
i wanan be a ho and haev menaingless sex with any fickingone right now ngl
not a chance those are called boppits and you have to crank the twistable turnable knobs to get them to say stuff
being super cool never stops. listened to one song for 7 straight hours yesterday and i'm listening tp it again #thisisasymptomofbeingcool
some things are better left destroyed and desperate
your carpet hssnt been cleaned in 348285828437 years ur good fine i'll rinse off and shakebwaterr onto u
hey i'm not THAT little stop calling me that
its weird as fuck watching people talk about playing sburb or even mentioning aspects of it like i know im a minority on this website when it comes to anything sburb but like i think would my life be better or worse if i did play it? me and rose and john and jade we all decided we werent gonna and from what i heard people around the world played it but nothing happened maybe it was always a dud like the apocalypse never started people played a virtual version and life went on but what if we did wait what if it was always meant to be played by us? im having one of those life the universe and everything moments (its 42 btw)
phew i took a xanax and ive been vibing ever since my heart rate even dropped to normal
i feel like today has been an emotional roller coaster and somehow that really kind of touched me in some type of way am i crying? no youre crying
Good handful of em are. From what I've seen.
a lot of em are.