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You're looking at it all wrong man. How thin does a string have to be to be a deli wire.
Fair enough, I think it's just in Dave's nature I see them yearning practically always.
lol honestly at best ur like mildly entertaining
my puppet guy noooo
From what I've learned and experienced, it's a bit of both.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Hey man who's your favorite rabbit themed puppet #curious #puppetposting #igenuinelycantthinkofone
...Noted! Will work on getting to sleep as soon as possible.
fuck hahahaha oh man
'You make me happy when skies are grey.' ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆
ah jeez well you can talk to me bro im as open as a goddamn freshly opened stab wound
oh man dave got beauty and a beat stuck in my head. :c
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>> No, but ¡ hope ¡t'ડ.. go¡ng we11 for you?
not gonna lie mine goes pretty hard. giving big ups to lil cal
Ghosts should also be power hosed.
no
worms are so fucked up i dont know why they exist but i dont think they should thats a cruel life to live
the forever weed muffin wouldnt change some of yall #substance
No dear im not "gaslighting" you. Im lying. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that im most certainly not putting in.
Understood. Don't get your knickers in a twist, my boy. I address just about anyone that way. Unless you'd like it to be personal?
cant say theres a lot of daves i tolerate
okay camera situation part two or whatevs man i kept hearing weird shit outside my apartment at like 2am got not one or two but twelve fuckin "someone spotted" notifications on my phone checked the cameras but all i could see was a blur or like, an arm moving out of frame at this rate im gonna become a shut in lol
PUPPETS THATS REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER
Oh, do I? Ignoring the implication there, do you figure you could remember the gentleman's name if you tried? Back in my day, I was pretty big in the hunting scene myself. Still am, I suppose, but I can't quite move exactly like I used to! A damn shame.
Now, now. I'll have you know, my teeth are still real. For the time being, at least.
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Doozers.
hji ther im doorg uy itsnice to met meet you you e reare red when your brother died were the number of tears you shed an even or odd amount?
hes jus doin whats best for me i should sleep for a bit yeah nest time
relaxing right now shades are off im calm
i've been napping so much lately.
nah the excuse they use to give kids stimulants is itll give you wings you didnt pay attention at all to the billboards on the i-35 huh wiseass
adhd aint all its cracked up to be sometimes this shit hits you with a delay like a sicknasty samurai warrior who cuts through the big hulking tough guy he never just splits in half when the blade cuts through that would make too much goddamn sense and would ensure we can all get on with our lives no no no there is a delay on the blood bukkake and the porno grunts and moans and the biwa strum works the same way with the sudden lethal edge impact of being a spoonless bitch
ahem ahem check this shit out B>
alright understood bro
left my house for the first time in a little while. :B
we don't have to fuck just give me something to do with my mouth #nsfw #nsfwe
>> True, but!! ¡t juડt be 1¡ke that ડomet¡meડ
i want him to love me unconditionally, pet me when i'm good and hold me a little tighter before i go and talk to me like i actually mean anything more than just another check on a to-do list the same way that iwant him to punch me until i puke wnd hold me down n fuck me til i cant stand and choke me harder when my vision starts to blur and its fucking disgusting #nsfw #nsfwe #noncon (implied) #violence #abuse #stockholm #incest #cw-abuse #vent ig
anyway heading to the gym to see my big buff man
which one man theres a lot
you ever hit one of those stretches after youve had a nap and your legs shake like bambi standing for the first time and its the best fuckin stretch of your life hell yeah
i have some seriously complicated feelings about what i just read...
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idk man open a muppet show club or somethin, every week you watch episodes with people, boom new friends
yknow i dont really talk about bro or whatever because shit was kinda whack i guess but someone recently asked me if he was dead so like i feel like i gotta clarify hes not dead hes just in jail hes actually probably coming up to a parole hearing soon ... im not sure if i should see if i can go to it or not its complicated
Mutually assured destruction.
you jack off to people eating rusty nails dude.
haha i do not know who you are!
Prey. Passive. Pliant.
This isn't directed towards people I often interact with. I'm talking about that troll who's spiralling right now.
I thought we all took vague posting with a moderately large grain of salt, me included but oh no... Oh well...
No, I don't think of him as my... father. Or Dave as my brother, actually. Not even my own mother as a Mom. It doesn't negate the fact that I'm still alone in this house. For such a long time.
the per usual god im pathetic chit
damn do i have to make the first move? is this my rite of passage as a man?
i did this once but at my wrists for convenience. it was pretty cold, actually. and my hands went a bit purple. wouldn't really recommend.
got something you wanna say big guy? https://i.postimg.cc/wMYG9yKN/image.png
Now youre just being hurtful. But i see youre a tough egg to crack. Be warned bro. I make a mean omelette. I will be bringing the whisk AND my guns.
something interesting or funny.
sorry for being gone for so long. im back and i still wanna fuck my brother just as much as i did before.
dont talk to daves theyre annoying as fuck
also pretty bored, just scrollin the feed yk how it be. might compose some tune's or write kickass lyrics later
--- |apparently it's quite easy to tame people| _____
being a man is highkey gay because that means youre emotionally repressed do you know who else is emotionally repressed thats right gay catholics
oh yeah for sure im not gonna go adding a billion shitty cheapo accessories to pander to just about every potential perv but i think some people would enjoy a tiny pair of smuppet panties or socks oh man theres a lot of sock people out there #nsfw
trying to come up with ideas on how to make more i dunno unique looking smuppets these things sell a weird amount and i could turn this into some real build-a-bear shit if i started making them little clothes freaks will buy anything but especially something customized to be even more weird
volunteer.
living m7 best life!
Gotta love the freaks and the hoes and the guys w1th the l1b1dos.
Dont worry. As something of an expert if the realm of hope i too occasionally have issues performing. Would you like me to try from my end? I warn you results may vary.
funny how fast i flee from a healthy thing #vague
its fine hell be waiting for me when im done to take care of me #incest #vague
One moment.
That all depends on what you're wanting to do. I'm willing to help.
i like it better than the rest of the creepy bullshit you post
not a chance those are called boppits and you have to crank the twistable turnable knobs to get them to say stuff
being super cool never stops. listened to one song for 7 straight hours yesterday and i'm listening tp it again #thisisasymptomofbeingcool
some things are better left destroyed and desperate
your carpet hssnt been cleaned in 348285828437 years ur good fine i'll rinse off and shakebwaterr onto u
hey i'm not THAT little stop calling me that