lil hal
@turingTested
just a guy stuck in his own approximation of reality at the end of the universe
is it a dilf if its a wierd green alien
Does it have a child?
Colour is irrelevant. If they have a child, that's a dilf. Or a milf, if they so desire.
Bring your kids to work day doesn't work when I have grown kids and I work with dangerous weapons and people. Maybe on an office-oriented day.
Dave is very nice, Dirk has a limited supply of tolerance a day, and I respect that and try not to make him snap.
Sounds about right. Those are my brothers.
I see. I do not have a Hal as a son. But it's nice to see. :)
Makes sense, all things considered we are not real.
you aren't real?
Well. I exist as a concept, yes. But as a person capable of familial bonds? A ‘person’ at all? Doubtful.
"Person" is an easy thing to figure out Are you capable of complex thought and emotions? If the answer is yes, then you are a person. Being able to form familial bonds isn't a standard for person hood, even humans can't do it all the time.
The answer is unknown. *Can* I feel? Or have I been coded to say that I can?
The great question. That's a complex thought, or at least the uncertainty can be a sign. I'll say don't dwell on it, live your life, artifiical or not. I hope they are both good to you.
I do love my little simulation it is pretty great, if I do say so myself. And I do. I made it.
waittt if im roxy and ur roxy and ur roxy and ur roxy then whos driving the ship
Mutini, I assume.
they call me the cuties oomf of all time
True.
Adorable.
There are worse things to be accused of. If they send me to jail, so be it.
this is me if u even care
I care very, very much. Look how skrungled.
i knew i could count on u!!!!
Snuggled. In a rug, even.
Always and forever, Roro.
Just had a terrifying thought, that there's a small possibility that someone yearns for me, scary shit I know. #spooky #scary #Ohgodthehorror
I think you're okay, actually.
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Maybe not the best, but I will still wear her with honour.
6'2", by the way.
Adorable. I will accept your evidence of height. How much for the child?
Unfortunately for you, she's priceless.
How can you spurn family? Is it not thicker than water?
Direct family comes first. Ectobiological second. That is my daughter.
What of temporary visits? I'm quite skillful with daughters.
I can program you into the simulation, but unfortunately; it is a simulation. A realistic one if I were to stroke my own ego, but it is not real. I designed it to entertain myself after my friends finished their game and seemingly forgot to exit With me. I, as I speak to you, am nothing but code, Rose.
Fascinating. I engaged with you under the assumption you were code. So having an alternative form exist within your stimulation to temporarily visit a simulated child seems par for the course. Please make me 6'3.
Is 6'2.5" okay?
Without heels.
Best we can do is another 3/4 quarters.