♠ hated by @turntechGirlhead
> EW WTF <
But my aim is getting better.
I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
gladly ;)
who gives me treasures now. YOU HAVE TO i have badge it my power
WHY ARE YOU DISCRIMINATING WOMAN LIKE THAT? HIT EVERYBODY
I cannot express how little the opinion of any delegate of Earth C means to me at this time in my life. I am so beyond that. I have invented an entirely new Pantheon. No one needs to understand the intricacies of the relationship between me and my robot daughter but me. In fact, no one could understand it. Because no one is intelligent enough who isn't already on this ship. #Fatherthinksofeverything
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ya mama got red onion breath
If you don't understand, it's not for you.
You are the greatest accomplishment of my immortal life. #Perfectmacros #Proteingoals
Have you ever seen the wonderful film Jackass 2
Thank you Kojima-sama.
One of my favorite films. You have great taste.
#Philosophizing while I eat my #sandwich. #Ilovemydaughter #Hereofherownfreewill
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CRINGE.
I am well within my capabilities to leave and/or destroy #Father if I wanted to. #PerfectPartnership
If Rose was a stupid bitch, I wouldn't have had two planets with her.
I like this chit.
She's where she wants to be.
Ok. #didntask
She's making me a #sandwich.
You know where to find me. #IntheKitchen
#Fatherthinksofeverything
Perfectly put, as always. It was Plato who proposed we were once four-legged creatures, split in half by Zeus to dick around until we found our original partner. σύμβολον, a token of recognition created by something split in two. And whatever Margot Robbie said about Jacob Elordi and souls in that movie with the pony play. #Deltritusmovienight
i fell for your good girl act so youre right the jokes on me once a foid alwways a foid wwhen the maritime republic a the fincel revvolution is erected on the ashes a normies you wwill be the first to be publicly beheaded #gore #nevvertrustfoids
anyone in that gang is ill then.
D --> I would have thought Tarot would be more on brand for you
not rEadIn all that
right fuck you lalonde. you don't know the true motives behind my very strict requirements for entry.
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
just learned about trans people. mind = blowvn.
the people havwe spoken @carmineGnosiology. my friend, it's time to get an industrial-sized tub of ky because i am tearing that ass in twvo. #nsfwv #painal
sup, tula. i'm assuming you're here vwithout the spaz cause he can't givwe it to you howv you like it.
@tentacleTherapist#9177 https://i.ibb.co/cXL9C8dC/image.png Hey. What the fuck.
We are trying to give you a bouncing brother (or sister). We are trying to give you a gift from the fruit of our loins. And this is the reaction? #ungrateful
#having #8a8y #new8a8y #specul8ive8a8y
We should make a new one.
D --> The Roses will see this in due time I'm sure
im seeing 8+8 likes right novw, better not hold out on us swveetcheeks
dis why you otter stick to my products
Ttoo mmany ppeople aare ssearching ffor rrumble sspheres tthe ssite is llagging~<
#nsfw Sex.
boobs #nsfwv
bro my swag stays killing and my pies be full of filling like so full of filling its actually compromising the structural stability of the pie to the point the crust needs chilling
Mother: and whut do we say when the trade arrive?? Me: Fierce is fierce, honey. Mother: gag
ill call you mommy any time you vwant dollface ;)
(^･ω･^) < HOW DOES EVERYONE F33L ABOUT ABOUT DAVE X TAVROS AS A SLOWBURN RED SITUATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #GAY BABI333333333!!!!!!!!!
doesnt matter how many times your bare dick is leaked on the internet you never quite get used to it #nsfw #fuckyou @plushrumpdotGay #dontclickthatwebsite
#nsfw I'm an environmentalist. I'm taking accountability of my carbon footprint and reducing my CO2 output. #AutoeroticAsphyxiation
girl its more than just that.
im actually fucking horrified for you, why do you live like that.
#chittedonem
I THINK WE CAN HAVE BOTH FEMBOYS AND TRANS WOMAN. BOTH ARE GREAT
Could you add a green box with me in it please?
oh fuck y3s holy on im gonna b3 busy, gu3sts ar3 arri<ing and i<3 got on3 h3ll of a <i3w brb can som3on3 man th3 door for a s3c? som3on3 plz man th3 door #nsfw #party https://squidg3imag3s.s3.us-w3st-002.backblaz3b2.com/2026/03/25/dazzl3-party.png
#nsfw #scary #clown #joker God forbid. https://i.ibb.co/vx5xn1fK/Screenshot-20260325-135748.png
I w9uld like t9 take this time t9 pr9m9te my #Su6stack acc9unt f9r th9se 9f y9u wh9 like, hate, pity, and/9r mediate my Chitts and w9uld like t9 learn m9re a69ut the things I discuss 9n a platf9rm with a much m9re f9rgiving w9rd c9unt limit. In particular, I am w9rking 9n a pu6licati9n a69ut #c9ncilian9rmativity and the adverse affects that the s9cietal pressures t9 find a #m9irail #auspistice #ausprail 9r #m9irailstice has 9n the devel9ping thinkpans 9f y9ung 6ef9ran tr9lls. Watch this space: https://kankri-v.su6stack.c9m/ And f9r th9se 9f y9u wh9 had su6scri6ed t9 me 9n Su6stack previ9usly, please n9te that I am n9 l9nger at kankri-vantas.su6stack.c9m. That acc9unt was unjustly 6anned and I am still trying t9 appeal it.
how im tryna be
overdramatic.
why are you blue da ba dee da ba dah
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obvviously chittr wwas havvin one a its iconic technical difficulty moments earlier so i wwill rechitt for good measure like this chitt or send a dm (read bio) to showw interest in festivvities centered around the feats and deeds a the wwidely knowwn aristocrat and chittr sensation eridan ampora includin a vvery exclusivve get together on his island wwhich features an awwesome shipwwreck in case there are some that dont knoww nobody wwill get culled at the party of course unless it happens in the #bloodsport wwhich wwill be present for those that like to havve a good time #eridanwweek #islandparty #flarp #gaming
Buying bby clothes for @turntechGirlhead #excitedMimi
#nsfw Who do you think would be a more tender lover. Fozzy Bear or Rowlf the Dog. Fozzy would make you laugh, but Rowlf absolutely can make magic with his hands. Cast your votes in the comments.
https://i.postimg.cc/zGhYm5hx/IMG-2447.png #nsfw well?
its dumb howw some wwomen are so hot you havve to activvely suppress thinkin about it in order to act normal around them its like tryin to pail wwithout cummin turns it from easy sleazy pure pleasure into a balancin act ordeal a endurance kind a stressful an obnoxious tbh #nsfww #blackpill #wwomen #totalcuckstate
Sorry.
im not a fan of #puppeteers but ive a #naggingfear someone else is pulling at the #strings
unbbelievabble that a rustie would bbe allowed to get away with this ≈:o/ bbut i do actually approve
this wench got her security guard to beat the shit out of karkat. #trollpellroanisaflop
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOTTA STOP FLIRTING I GOT LIKE FOUR NOOKS I GOTTA EAT TOMORROW #nsfw
I'll Do Wh@7ever I7 T@kes, When I'm Wi7h You I Ge7 The Sh@kes
makiing a human2ona. name: biig kriingler age: 22 power2: all 2peciie2: human per2onaliity: bada22 weapon: throwiing 2tar2
Always a shame to see a good bro fail to practice the philanthropic values they preach. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f41a3ab89f34.png
if she doesnt laugh at my jokes ill cull her
You wish to wear your monocle. don your *tie* and your creased *trousers*. twiddle your *handsome* stache! it is time to jump onto your STEAM SHIP good lad! #forcechap #gentlemankink #nsfwe
YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGRY
Love can bloom, even on the battlefield. Also hate can bloom on the battlefield. And moirailship can bloom on the battlefield. Not sure about the clubs one, though. Not sure what the deal is with that.
wahhh d0n't pity/hate/mediate/like my p0st. especially if y0u're a pretty girl.
No. ... No, no. I stand by that. It doesn't. No adoption. Shooting them right out of your personal cannon.
To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12
so is this like a matchmakin thing or wwhat
I am pleased to announce I am replacing Jordan Peele's character in my latest game "OD" with the talented Keegan-Michael Key.
tits or gtfo @turntechGirlhead #feminism #ilovewomen
Controversially younger girlfriend.
i thinnk if a girl said this to mme i wouldnn't survive. worth it
aiight i got slick i got english anyone else tryna become a star #castingcouch #ignorethathashtag
Happy Tuesday.
You will be receiving a letter from the Lalonde Estate shortly. Delete this post.
⤐20 new c⊕rpses f⊕r M⊕ther. Traps have earned a new rec⊕rd. 20 ⊕f the weak seaweeded ⊕ut. #death
THE ZESTUM JUST SAW SOMEONE TELLING JADES TO DM HIM SO THE ZESTUM SHALL NOW BORROW THIS STRATEGY PLEASE HIGHBLOODS PLEASE DM ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
thanks babygirl! i wvasnt able to pierce the wveil until you posted that
a wwomans breasts are the most important thin about her there is no other trait that rivvals in importance #nsfww
dont test me ill start another campaign i got these hashtags ready
NOT POSTING SPHERES. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
Join in.
bxozxo can't even update the site cxorrectly lmfaxo
iif anyone want2 two tell me they have a cru2h on me before chiittr diie2... 2peak now or forever hold your peace.
Are you interested in becoming a star