Dave Strider
@turntechGodhead
he/they - call me a percussionist the way im hand delivering these tunes right to your eardrums
both john and karkat were telling me im the worst at being gay (not a man enjoyed btw) and then someone told me to test it and now that i actually need them here to prove a point (not gay) neither of them are home what the fuck
took the fattest nap. hows it going?
i keep getting called an undercover faggot how do you think its going
official poll do i seriously looks like a man enjoyer
cant be gay if i dont fuck dudes and thats that case closed #nsfw #notgay
nothings wrong with men i just dont kiss them and my rommates keep telling me to slur it up right after i gained a tiny filter because "its your slur" or whatever
oh, well maybe you should try!! the kissing part, not the slur. :p
im brave enough to know that wont change anything and ive got the tester audience if anyone sees john or karkat tell them to get the fuck back home im gonna prove a point checkmate bitches
guys i live with two other men do i get the f slur pass
thanks youre a real one anyway they keep calling me the worst undercover faggot theyve ever seen
me and my bitches [below is an image of dave, shorter than both john and karkat who are squabbling in the background the troll has his teeth bared and john is laughing despite the fact karkat is mid-leap off a chair to tackle him]
Things seem livebee in the Strider hiveh♥︎ld.
i think karks is going to actually kill him this time, theyre wrestling on the floor and he keeps doing the growl-rattle thing trolls do when they get pissed
alright the reunion of strilondes and their bitches begins enjoy these dope digs provided by @tentacletherapist#7214 and commence with the bullshittery #strilondereunion
Some rules: Keep your phones in airplane mode, the WiFi password is by the front door for your convenience. The third floor is strictly off limits. BYOB, food is all taken care of. Also BYOD. Clean up after yourselves.
alright yall what do you think the worst thing to eat would be sensory-wise my money is on licorice because its straight up just flavored wax
the #strilondereunion is going great [a picture of john and karkat still fighting is attached below, the legs of various people seen sitting and standing around in the background, someone is being passed a handful of coins one of daves hands is in frame giving a thumbs up]
told kk to get ready for the reunion and he referred to me as his boytoy and then john fucking agreed with him there is no god damn loyalty or truth left in the world #nsfw
heavy is the crown how the fuck am i supposed to be the boytoy to those two theyre bigger then me and at this point its just embarrassing to give in to the title
damn never thought of that one maybe youre right does this mean i can get them to make me a sandwich
aw fuck im not gonna beat the boytoy allegations if i ask though ive gotta have at least plausible deniability