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trollbama himself told me to go smoke some cigs and ill be damned if i dont listen
damn who knew cueballs were so susceptible to peer pressure style cyberbullying
This is my contribution to #tittytuesday. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071987935760633859/1091054764940337283/image.png?ex=69df252e&is=69ddd3ae&hm=9462e323983e90df3918a193f4558e133c8cb636ffe78a44cf85c3bf06ac5095& ((Gift art from my friend Bunny. I will update this when they give me their @ .
Fetty Wap is now INELIGIBLE for the Draft — he has served his country enough!
exhibit a: the guy who would be getting compressed into a singularity if he were anywhere near me!!!
it is kind of funny how eridans can swing from the most annoying guy alive to just kind of annoying to "trying but im still kind of wary sorry"
ive said it before but glowstick lighting is such a good play in a pillow fort. helps keep things visible but not bright.
they aint that big, its just a trick of the light lol #tittytuesday #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cdd16b1d2719.png
((re: my last ooc post - things are okay now. who knew that just having an honest adult conversation and communicating with your loved ones can resolve conflicts and everything can be okay again!!! crazy shit!! ))
The update is that I'm fine and so is everything else. I'm crazy, don't even worry about it, bro.
fuckin hate sequels
im not depressed theres something far more sinister going on with me
howw i look at the barista wwhen she hands me my latte and the "symbol of hope" i humbly commanded her to sculpt the foam into is a portrait a jakes fat fuckin cheeks #nsfww @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474b9110eb5e.wwebp
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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
>([not now kitten daddy is catfis#ing a corporate regional manager on vr c#at]
:33< numpurr one rule of rolepurrlay is yes and :33< numpurr two role of rolepurrlay is that the bomb defusal codes are 33578-96332
dming him all the dirty thoughts tht pop in my head while hes sleepin rite nxt 2 me so he can read em when he wakes up like its a fuckin itenerary #nsfw
pillow fort? bhilt epic dranks? optained #winnerrrr [Included is a picture of a pillow fort, mainly composed of white and pink blankets. The main blanket is draped over the arm of a couch and armchair to try to act like a roof. In the left corner of the picture, there's Roxy's hand holding a thumbs up along with--the right corner has her "epic dranks" which is just a six-pack of sparkling water.]
"h0w d0 y0u put up with him?" I d0n't I cant stand his ass
am i doing this right? #freakyfriday. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/w7pjc2rm5g7.png if you missed my first ever #nsfw picture a while back you can go here and scroll down to the bottom (literally hehe). https://chittr.ing/profile/ectoBiologist_5688/hashtag/nsfw
Get this: cheese product. Not cheese. Cheese /product/. But then you absolutely go all out with the tomato soup.
FEFERI SPECIFICALLY IS INVITED TO CHILIS. ALSO THE DAVE'S WHO LIKE THE CHEAP CHEESE ON THEIR GRILLED CHEESE.
G3tting ripp3d at th3 gym 2o I can carry all th3ir hop32 and dr3am2 and look hot a2 fuck doing it #goal2
i need to stress that my mom has me with her in her Submarine doing research in the Mariana trench...i literally have nothing else to do other than to look out at the Things that flutter in the propeller fans and watch these Absolute fucking Godless creatures just aimlessly wander the dark looking for food
dont look at this one barack im going through something
i wanna kill that guy
C/ear/y, “/ive by the b/ade, die by the b/ade” means nothing to some of you.
((As I let my intrusive thoughts and feelings take over, I will be taking this opportunity to bid the lot of you a very fond goodbye. I had a veritable huge amount of fun playing this character but seeing that I have basically overplayed my hand with it, I believe it is best that I step away. Thank you everybody for making this a great, great experience)
i don't care about monday's goals. tuesday wednesday dig some holes. thursday clean my mandibles. it's friday i'm a bug.
Yep. It's a big trickster cult multi-marriage disaster. Everyone's freaking out, Grand Wokeblood's having some kinda spiritual awakening, and I'm getting the fuck outta here. Worst Orgy Ever. #nsfw #eridanweek
too many people ask why i like to say im part sword by prototyping technicality even though i actually lost that shit years ago like maybe because its funny? consider that
the feel1ng of 1mpend1ng doom 1s k1nda uh. hm
>+. WE TALKING ABOUT BOOBS .+<
can sprites even go on hrt or were the brief cool feelings i got thinking about that for nothing
one time i was having too much fun existing at the club and got asked if i had molly like lol sorry no theres just something up with my brain #substances
super adhd
t🔅 every🔅ne wh🔅 said my dad was always right y🔅u need t🔅 ap🔅ll🔅l🔅gize t🔅 me right n🔅w, turns 🔅ut he f🔅rg🔅t wax melts.
Apple Jack is busy savin friendship. Put me in charge of sales right now. Apple emoji.
hows the fishing going id join but well ... anyways
oh, well maybe you should try!! the kissing part, not the slur. :p
YEAH. SOURCE: ME.
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I FEEL AS IF I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE ON A GRANDER SCALE OVER MY HATE ON THIS WEBBED SITE, BUT I WANT TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR AS A MAN OF A BY GONE AGE I WAS CONSIDERED A "MASSIVE HATER" EVEN DURING MY TIMES OF PUBLICATION. THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE AS LONG AS I AM ALIVE, UNCRUSHED MY A METEOR SENT FROM YOUR SUPPOSED GODS HEAVENS, OR UNDER THE MASSIVE THIGHS OF MY LOVELY SCRUMPTIOUS QUEEN.
(( hi gang brief heads up, i've become a bit more of a lurker since the site's blown up some but i am very much still present! if you need anything or a checkmark you can dm me, and if anything urgent happens and you can't contact another mod, my handle's in my bio :] ))
you can always add "morally" to a question for no reason to make things just a lil bit more fun if not confusing
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<' we usually constantly grow teeth but if the ac2al base where the teeth grow out of is broken it can be permanently missing. at least as far as i'm aware.... '>
our eriiiidan/ii doe2/do.. ii don"t knoww iif iit appliie2 twwo all of them though..
"not here for a long time here for a good time" not same im here for a long time that i will cause problems in
still pissed at my feathers getting fucked up again this morning like i just molted and now ive gotta actively fix them again already #birdproblems #help
Fr♥︎m what I kn♥︎w ab♥︎ut Karkat, he gets bitebee regardless ♥︎f whether ♥︎r n♥︎t y♥︎u “let that barkbeeast ♥︎ut”
sometimes your kid is occasionally a vessel for a horrorterror and surprisingly thats one of the more chill things to ever happen
Didn’t you do fentanyl?
EXECUTIVE ORDER: For every day that passes without the release “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run” episode 2, I will be killing the family of 1 (one) unlucky Netflix executive. This executive will be chosen at random and the NAVY SEALS will dispatch their family without mercy. Good luck.
I love sitting here with my cup of blueberry anise tea and a honey lemon crumpet, watching the feed scroll by as my 1,028 unanswered emails vibrate intently at me. I will not be reading them.
Keep following me. You are knowingly empowering dark forces within your comprehension. Next season's expansion will include light forces beyond your comprehension.
S♥︎unds like he’s getting pr♥︎per enrichment then.
Things seem livebee in the Strider hiveh♥︎ld.
who wouldve thought going outside while its raining because its the perfect time for my kid to look for #worms would lead to me being cold as fuck
holding out a bag of catnip n shakin it on the TL fr all the cat girls n cat boys n cat theys tht follow me <3 psss psspspspss here kitty kitties
// Something I am recognizing since playing this Dave is that he is a profoundly lonely individual. He skirts the law, does his chicanery behind the scenes, and plays the part of this doughbag controlling freak because he wants to command a presence. Be a wolf rather than a sheep. But when it comes to variants of his original friends, the Lalondes, the Egberts, the Harleys, it’s like this switch goes off, reverting him back to simpler times. Before he was this big ol kingpin of Hollywood. Anyway just a little r#reflection after about a week with the character :3
ok i think its about time for another art raffle of dubious quality we passed 4013 on the kult thing react to this post if youre interested in entering so i can make a list ((THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE RAAAAHHH!! i shall give back to the peoples :catjam: its been nice interacting with the fandom like this <3 )) #artraffle #art
> UGLY AS FUCK. https://i.postimg.cc/Yq8HxYhs/ugley.png <
really wish the other ninja got chittr it would be really useful right now
Glubs internally. Glubs externally. Glubs into t)(e abyss. #glubposting
🔪🩵𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐅𝐅! 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄! ꪑꫀ᭙~ 🩵🔪
The First Jade Blood Has Finally Hatched [ Attached Is A Picture Of A Little Jadeblood Grub With Twisty Horns, Still Wet From The Egg It Hatched From.]
Some rules: Keep your phones in airplane mode, the WiFi password is by the front door for your convenience. The third floor is strictly off limits. BYOB, food is all taken care of. Also BYOD. Clean up after yourselves.
It has now been 15 minutes.
We'll have government grade security and seclusion, apt for all kinds of tomfoolery that us lot can get into.
I can host.
Little Grubs In The New Caverns Are Very Fascinated With My Hands As Of Late it Appears My Skin Is Fun To Bite i Am Not Terribly Against Being A Chew Toy For A Few Grubs
// boobie. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489314059407986790/image.png?ex=69cff74d&is=69cea5cd&hm=0693f65dee736de1b9ad8f4bb1757aa4690276c5b3336eb8d9b99aa5ed65faa3&
men will kiss in front of you while you hold open the front door waiting for them to get back inside.
if goopert isnt the most impressive specimen of the felidae persuasion youve seen on this site today im killing us both btw
"give him head not headaches" no bitch im annoying, i'll give him both. #nsfw
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! So glad me and my friends are finally visible. Shame we'll vanish again in roughly 11 hours, though.
I have incessant thoughts about letting an organic tear me apart if it meant gratification. I'm understimulated.
nt now daddy, kittens tryign 2 create a torture chanebr in the sims
i love spreading true information through roleplay. AKA i have a mint allergy and there actually is a cinnamon toothpaste on the market that doesn't cause your mouth to tingle for hours afterwards. this has been: i fucking hate mint so fucking much. however i currently use bubblegum kids toothpaste because i need to finish this tube first before i start another tube
Drawing backgrounds is my enemy, I've decided.
Just Gonna Poke Chittr With A Stick Until You Guys Do Something Interesting
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