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Dave Strider

@turntechGodheart

Just a dave among a few other daves. Nothing more nothing less.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 138Kull Score: 2676 followers4 following
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ok
6 days ago
@timeGambit[TG]

you ever cough so crazy it reminds you of that dog with the garbage disposal cough.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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Dave Strider
6 days ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

thats way too real man.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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VANTAS.
1 week ago
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
@carcinoGarlic[CG]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DEREK STRIDER IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HUMANY FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG. AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT COM: "DEREK STRIDER, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

@toughTalk
#callout#nsfw#piss#suggestive
Kult: +80
Kull: +65
Total: 145
Ratio: 1.23
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

i think @barackobama should see this.

@barackObama
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

i’d rather not get it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Derek strider
1 week ago
Certified Bro Strider
You either love this user or you hate this user.
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@toughTalk[TT]

Whatever you say. little man.

Kult: +2
Kull: +10
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.20
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

okay old head.

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Derek strider
1 week ago
Certified Bro Strider
You either love this user or you hate this user.
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@toughTalk[TT]

Old head? I'm only 36.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

ya and im 29? your point.

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Troll Walter White
1 week ago
@heisenDrayted[HD]

Unc.

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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

ikr, get him in a nursing home.

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Barak Trollbama
1 week ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Verified
A user of established repute
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

What the hell did I do to get dragged into this.

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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

you were mentioned.

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VANTAS.
1 week ago
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
@carcinoGarlic[CG]

LITERALLY NO ONE. WHAT DO YOU THINK I DO WITH MY LIFE ON CHITTR???? https://forms.gle/DDLFdgAfwUBc7KFZ7

forms.gleKARKAT INBOX *WITH FLAMES AND SPIKES*forms.gle
#suggestive
Kult: +50
Kull: +50
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.00
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dave.
1 week ago
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

that's crazy that they thought you get any

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

you legit pathetic post all the time when do you get anything real.

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dave.
1 week ago
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

more dick then you do

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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

and yet your still alone kinda sad really.

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dave.
1 week ago
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

jesus who pissed in your cereal

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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

you did when you got on chittr this morning / night.

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dave.
1 week ago
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

heheh.

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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

im not into that.

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dave.
1 week ago
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

its funny

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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

uh huh sure weird me.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Typhas Aspeii
1 week ago
@tiredSublime[TS]

@<@r<!n*G@r/!< d* y*u w@nn@ b€ my k!$m€$!$

@carcinoGarlic
Kult: +52
Kull: +40
Total: 92
Ratio: 1.30
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VANTAS.
1 week ago
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
@carcinoGarlic[CG]

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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VANTAS.
1 week ago
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
@carcinoGarlic[CG]

NOW GET HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

hey can i be ur kismesis, #joke

#joke
Kull: +5
Total: 5
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VANTAS.
1 week ago
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
@carcinoGarlic[CG]

HEY CAN I CULL YOU????????

#notjoke
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

love you too vanta.

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VANTAS.
1 week ago
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
@carcinoGarlic[CG]

WHO THE FUCK IS VANTA, I'LL KILL THAT BITCH.

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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

you i was making a nickname out of your last name kat, jeez calm down.

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Troll Walter White
1 week ago
@heisenDrayted[HD]

I Think Gustav Fring Is Gay.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

who isnt in this day and age.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Cronus A.
1 week ago
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Cornered Baby
All this user needs is a breakout role!
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@colubrineAlacrity[CA]

figured Id havwe a full pic of myself. :) like betta

#ooc-pleaseignorethecompletelackofshoelacesiforgot
Kult: +62
Kull: +15
Total: 77
Ratio: 4.13
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

rockin the look cronus.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Cronus A.
1 week ago
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Cornered Baby
All this user needs is a breakout role!
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@colubrineAlacrity[CA]

thanks.

↩ @colubrineAlacrity[CA]
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

your welcome.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Derek strider
1 week ago
Certified Bro Strider
You either love this user or you hate this user.
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@toughTalk[TT]

Time for my asks I guess. From @heisenDrayted: Are You A Pussy? Nope unless I am what I eat then sure. #suggestive From anon: derek stop ignoring me ૮꒰ •̯́ ༝ •̯̀˵꒱ა come on man what did i do??? You didn't do nothing, I just don't care for you.

@heisenDrayted
#suggestive
Kult: +20
Kull: +25
Total: 45
Ratio: 0.80
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Troll Walter White
1 week ago
@heisenDrayted[HD]

You Aren't Funny, Puss Puss.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

ya tell him walter white.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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VANTAS.
1 week ago
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
@carcinoGarlic[CG]

#joke
Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

true, but its funny making fun of self pretentious vers of my bro lmao.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

an alternate version of my bro and walter white fucking arguing wasn't what i expected. #vaguepost

#vaguepost
Kult: +27
Kull: +20
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.35
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Miss Rose Lalonde ❀
1 week ago
pansexual
love yourself
Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
@addictedTherapist[AT]

The wonders of the multiverse!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Derek strider
1 week ago
Certified Bro Strider
You either love this user or you hate this user.
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@toughTalk[TT]

Isn't chittr such a magical place.

↩ @addictedTherapist[AT]
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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

truly, maybe i should get on more often if i'm gonna see this.

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Dave Strider
1 week ago
@turntechGodheart[TG]

that didn't allow you to come over here rotten peanut shell of a man.

Kult: +5
Total: 5