♣ mediated by @turnwaysGodfuck
oh shit crime is legal does that mean someone else can kill me? thnx #cw-self-harm
near forgot to give y'all yer prize #nsfw [Multiple pictures, followed by a video, all of him bouncing on a large dildo, his chest and neck flushed red. His back was arched, legs spread, as he moved. He gave soft noises, still pretty quiet as usual.]
Pinned. Hello. I'm Dirk. I'm the bastard behind the show. I'm 18 years old and will probably make suggestive and other kinds of mature jokes/whatnot. Anyone below my age be wary. This is an Alpha Dave from the 90's, so shit might be wack as fuckin' hell. You never know. I'm plushrumpdot.com on the 'cord, and I do what I want. Peace.
im just hangin out in my mcmansion #rich
every time i try so share a pic of my shaved rat the site goes down
[smokes a joint in front of you without offering any and then puts it out on your shoes but you dont really care cause im so likeable and just a little guy #substances ]
NEIGGHH!! 😡😡😡😡🐎🐎🐎⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️❌❌❌❌🍎🍎🍎
[i clearly do not understand this so i just do a little NOT SEXUAL jig]
Eh. Kinda does. Daves and Striders in general aren't really drug responsible.
wait no hold on, tell me that dave isn't behind the shadow chittr!!! i flirted with that account ew oh my god!! D8 #incest???? but not really please god
The Easter bunny gave me plenty of half price candy this year!
Hmm. Will you now?
https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/track/7ik13UWSw62AU0W8TMOO0r?si=e0a5701c4f504ab6 @twinArmageddons this u?
stupid as hell to go "oh hey can you watch after my kid yea no im home i just keep being dead asleep" jfc