

Kaine Touthe
@twistedComedy
My name is Kaine | He/Him Ask me shit | https://forms.gle/XfSrQWvVn7J35yF4A Wanna tell me how you'd fuck me | https://forms.gle/E4sKXY1yqvYJtZjX9 ((ooc: kingGreed ooc: icon by @freakHeaux ))

aS a bIg faT man, Thahank y(o)u T(o) all Th3h3 bIg faT m3n l(o)v3rS (o)uT Th3h3r3. I am n(o)T a hahaIry bIg faT man ((o)h h(o)W I WISh. cl3nchIng my fIST... H(O)W I WISH), buT Thahank y(o)u bIg faT m3n l(o)v3rS (3Sp3cIally Th3h3 (o)n3S Wh(o) l(o)v3 Th3h3 hahaIry (o)n3S)

Gang, Th3h3 m3SSIahS can p3rf(o)rm S(o) many mIracl3S, BUT PL3AS3, S(o)m3 (o)f y(o)u n33D T(o) S33 a m3DIcal pr(o)f3SSI(o)nal AT L3AST (o)nc3 In y(o)ur lIf3. (O)r aT l3aST DrInk S(o)m3 WaT3r.

PuTTIng acTual fac3 paInT (o)n f(o)r Th3h3 fIrST TIm3 In SW33pS, anD hahavIng a m(o)m3nT (o)f "(o)h y3ah, ThIS IS Why I pr3f3rr3D maSkS" anD WIpIng IT (o)ff. I lIk3 b3Ing cak3D up (o)nly (O)N3 Way. (anD my maSk D(o)3Sn'T TranSlaT3 W3ll T(o) paInTS quIT3 W3ll)

// Not an invitation or an invite to hate, but I'll be real, gang: I don't care about twinks. I don't even care about traditional femboys. Being in fandom spaces for years, that's all it was: Eurocentric beauty standard twinks and femboys. I want big beefy men, I want huge man tits, I want giant hairy men, I want them as bottoms. I WANT BIG MEN AS BOTTOMS, AND I WANT THEM BLACK. Anyway, that's why Kaine exists, and I hope that's been made obvious by now. <3

WITh all Th3h3 Slug p(o)STIng I'v3 b33n D(o)Ing hahaS maD3 m3 3xTr3m3ly InT(o) acTual SlugS. A Small prIc3 T(o) pay f(o)r Slug p(o)STIng. #Slugp(o)STIng

Yay SlugS!

alm(o)ST Sm(o)Th3h3r3D myS3lf In my Sl33p.

Th3h3 (o)nly p3rk T(o) ThIS 3nTIr3 pr3gnancy ThIng f(o)r m3 IS ThahaT I'm g(o)nna hahav3 bIgg3r TITS afT3r, anD ThahaT'S pr3TTy c(o)(o)l.

g(o)nna l3T my man hIT IT fr(o)m Th3h3 back cauS3 W3 can'T fuck IT up ThIS TIm3.

n(o)rmal Inb(o)x f(o)r (o)nc3 hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/QH(o)Du34ZFKSaP9nu9 aSk m3 ShIT. ThIS hahaS 20 l3SS Thahan my (o)Th3h3r (o)n3.

I am S(o) 33py gang, WaSSup?

I'm n(o)T STayIng aWak3, buT hIIIIII

carryIng cIc3r(o) lIk3 a purS3 D(o)g f(o)r Th3h3 Day cauS3 I can. #Sh(o)rTkIngSrul3

C(o)mpl3T3ly n(o)rmal Slug p(o)ST T(o)Day, gang. #n(o)rmalSlug

(O)kay, n(o)W ThahaT Im l3SS bI(o)l(o)gIcally m(o)rTIfI3D ab(o)uT ThIS 3nTIr3 (o)rD3al... UnquIrk, If y(o)u Wanna kn(o)W, I'm l(o)Wk3y TW3akIn' ab(o)uT IT, buT SHIT HAHAPP3NS. T3mpT3D T(o) puT my h3h3aD Thr(o)ugh a Wall AHAHAHAHA. 😬 r3v3al...

S(o) I'm n(o)T DyIng, buT Th3h3r3'S lIk3 n(o) r3al Way T(o) Shahar3 WhahaT Th3h3 fuck IS hahapp3nIng T(o) m3 curr3nTly (o)Th3h3r Thahan ThIngS ar3 ab(o)uT T(o) g3T R3ALLY r3ally W3IrD v3ry v3ry quIckly. M(o)STly f(o)r m3.

n3v3rmInD m(o)IraIl IS makIng m3 g(o) T(o) Th3h3 D(o)cTa 😔

I STIll f33l lIk3 ShIT, b33n W(o)rkIng anD 3v3ryThIng, mIghT g(o) T(o) a m3DIcull3r T(o) fInD (o)uT WhahaT'S up. 😬

I n33D Th3h3r3 T(o) b3 an acc(o)unT ThahaT T3llS m3 WTf hahapp3n3D WhIl3 I'm aWay anD SIck.

I f(o)rg3T I hahav3 "haha" anD "h3h3" aparT (o)f my quIrk. I g(o) anD r3aD ShIT back anD IT'S lIk3S "Man I hahaT3 ThIS" W3ll Damn mayb3 I D(o)n'T.
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