@twistedComedy — #nsfw
Th3h3 (o)nly p3rk T(o) ThIS 3nTIr3 pr3gnancy ThIng f(o)r m3 IS ThahaT I'm g(o)nna hahav3 bIgg3r TITS afT3r, anD ThahaT'S pr3TTy c(o)(o)l.
g(o)nna l3T my man hIT IT fr(o)m Th3h3 back cauS3 W3 can'T fuck IT up ThIS TIm3.
(o)n3 agaIn pr(o)m(o)TIng ThIS If ya InT3r3ST3D hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/5WUju5jTR7DykK9c6
#maT3SprITm(o)nDay @b3TaRun IS #myman anD h3h3'S W(o)nD3rful, anD Im g(o)nna T(o)uch hIS aSSh(o)l3 :o)
T(o)uchIng cIc3r(o)'S nIppl3S lIk3 buTT(o)nS
BITIng S(o)m3(o)n3 anD Th3h3n lIckIng Th3h3Ir n3ck afT3r, WhIl3 I'm h(o)lDIng Th3h3Ir jaW r(o)ughly anD l3avIng lIl bruIS3S.
P3(o)pl3 D(o)n'T kn(o)W I WaS Th3h3 (o)n3 Wh(o) STarT3D Th3h3 Slug p(o)STIng... #mySlug
B(o)r3D(o)m IS cr33pIng In, S(o) S3nD STuff T(o) my r3Sp3cTIv3 Inb(o)x3S? ASk m3 ShIT | hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/XfSrQWvVn7J35yF4A #NSFW Inb(o)x (T3ll m3 h(o)W ya WanT m3) | hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/34SKXY1yqvYJTZjX9
"If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuck m3" An(o)nym(o)uS SubmITT3D: - SWITch - SWITch WhahaT Th3h3y WanT T(o) D(o): "I can’T b3lI3v3 I’m ab(o)uT puT TIm3 (o)uT (o)f my Day T(o) D(o) ThIz.. pr(o)bably ab(o)uT T(o) r3ally 3mbarrazz myz3lf. buT Why n(o)T, I hahav3 n(o) lIf3 (o)uTzID3 (o)f ThIz hIv3..n(o) p(o)InT In zTayIng an(o)nym(o)uz cuz (o)f my TypIng quIrk, BUT ANYWAYZ..uhh. az much az I ‘bIg Talk’ Im h3h3lla zhy Wh3h3n IT c(o)m3z T(o) D(o)Ing zhIT lIk3 ThIz, anD ur pr(o)bably Way bIgg3r anD Tall3r Thahan m3, WhIch W(o)ulDn’T zT(o)p m3 (o)f c(o)urS3. If I g3T InT(o) IT I W(o)ulDn’T b3 T(o)(o) zhy . I’D...Read more
#n(o)WplayIng H3H3aT SIgnaTur3 - D(o) n(o)T r3Surr3cT
bIgg3ST D(o)WnSID3 T(o) n(o)T hahavIng a ch3h33k IS ThahaT I can'T WhISTl3 v3ry W3ll. ... (o)r Suck b-
AnyWay. ChITTr hahaS y3T T(o) gIv3 m3 a SIngl3 b(o)TT(o)mSub I'D fuck acTually. :o7 N(o)n3 (o)f y(o)u WIll 3v3r T(o)uch ThIS STrap.
"If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuck m3" @TrIckST3rN3bula SubmITT3D: - B(o)TT(o)m - Sub WhahaT Th3h3y WanT T(o) D(o): "CRAZY STYL3!!!!! :D 3xTra c(o)mm3nTS: "..." ThIS IS, I'm S(o)rry. BuT kInDa lam3 anD a bIg n(o)ThIng burg3r h3h3r3. hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/CVaIag9VuxKYM3nHAHA
R3gular pr(o)m(o) (o)f my Inb(o)x3S T(o)p (o)n3 IS SFW; Th3h3 S3c(o)nD (o)n3 IS NSFW, bTW. Y(o)u can S3nD aS many aS u WanT T(o) b(o)Th, anD Th3h3y can b3 aS l(o)ng aS y(o)u WanT. JUST b3 aWar3 I D3l3T3 Spammy (o)n3S. > SFW: hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/B3CDLJAGVICUKQUTA > #NSFW: hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/3Ag13KbKYSz8JqBv5
Y(O)U KN(O)W, I ThInk ab(o)uT Th3h3 #NSFW c(o)nf3SSI(o)nS I g3T, anD I am a lIl bumm3D (o)uT ThahaT a l(o)T (o)f y(o)u ThInk I'm an aggr3SSIv3 guy Wh(o)'D l(o)S3 c(o)nTr(o)l. :o( I hahav3 n(o)T b33n gIvIng y(o)u guyS 3n(o)ugh WhImSy.
#n(o)WplayIng SLUT M3 (O)UT - NL3 Ch(o)ppa
Wh(o) WanTS T(o) S3nD "If u c(o)ulD fuckS m3" an(o)n ThIng In b3f(o)r3 I b3c(o)m3 chITTr fam(o)uS (Im j(o)kIng) hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/V(o)8VHbQHG3T43WD26
IT'S (o)kay T(o) hahav3 a p3rS(o)nalITy (o)uTSID3 (o)f b3Ing h(o)rny. P3(o)pl3 WIll lIk3 y(o)u m(o)r3, acTually.
R3ally aIn'T h3h3lpIng ThahaT Th3h3r3'S a T(o)n (o)f b(o)TT(o)mS Wh(o) ar3 (o)f fIrm b3lI3v3 I hahav3 a bulg3 b3cauS3 I k33p TalkIng ab(o)uT #mySlug "Y3ah, KaIn3, Th3h3 bIg cl(o)Wn HUG3 Slug." Y3ah, S(o)rry, I l(o)ST ThahaT In Th3h3 b3T, unf(o)rTunaT3ly.
I hahav3n'T p(o)ST3D ab(o)uT #mySlug In a mInuT3 #mySlug #SluggIngITup #y3ahImTalkIngab(o)uTmyp3nITS
STIll ThInk ab(o)uT "cann(o)lI g(o)(o)3y" Wh3h3n r3f3rrIng T(o) 3aTIng S(o)m3(o)n3 (o)uT. My fav(o)rIT3 r3Sp(o)nS3 3v3r b3cauS3 y(o)u c(o)ulD hahav3 SaID anyThIng 3lS3, buT y(o)u Sur3 DIDn'T.
"If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuck m3." An(o)nym(o)uS SubmITT3D: - T(o)p - SWITch WhahaT Th3h3y WanT T(o) D(o): "S(o) ThIS IS m(o)r3 (o)f a qu3STI(o)n f(o)r y(o)u! W3ll, TW(o) qu3STI(o)nS. WhahaT'S Th3h3 lImIT (o)n l3ngTh f(o)r h(o)W much y(o)u can Tak3, anD TW(o). Supp(o)SIng y(o)u hahaD a SubmISSIv3 T(o)p ThahaT WaS a lITTl3 m(o)r3 Thahan hahalf y(o)ur SIz3. H(o)W W(o)ulD y(o)u lIk3 T(o) Tak3 Th3h3 l3aD WITh Th3h3m?" 3xTra c(o)mm3nTS: N/A Y(o)u can g(o) crazy; p3(o)pl3 hahav3 S33n 3SSayS In ThahaT bITch. Unl3SS y(o)u m3anT S(o)m3ThIng 3lS3? Th3h3n ThahaT qu3STI(o)n mIghT n33D T(o) b3 phraS3D DIff3r3n...Read more
TakIng y(o)u T(o) cl(o)Wn T(o)Wn p(o)unD T(o)Wn (ambIgu(o)uS)
"If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuck m3" An(o)nym(o)uS SubmITT3D: - SWITch - SWITch WhahaT Th3h3y WanT T(o) D(o): "3hm....I am...v3ry n3W....T(o) paIlIng.... Y(o)u juST....S33m T(o) hahav3....much 3xp3rI3nc3... (^ . ^ ❀) I D(o) n(o)T....3hm....hahaS any(o)n3...aSk3D.....T(o) Tak3....car3 (o)f y(o)u....InST3aD? (' . ' ❀) IT muST....b3 v3ry pr3SSurIng...T(o) alWayS....D(o) Th3h3 p3rf(o)rmanc3....(u . u ❀) I am....g(o)(o)D aT....TakIng car3 (o)f....p3(o)pl3.....(^ . ^ ❀) S(o)....If W3...3v3r DID...I W(o)ulD b3...v3ry hahappy....T(o) b3 Th3h3 (o)n3...T(o) p3rf(o)rm....f(o)r y(o)u....(^ . ^ ❀)" 3xTra c(o)mm3...Read more
// Posting ooc to but Kaine has an "if you could FUCKS me" form; you can post #nsfw or #nsfwe fantasies you have with him (just give a slight warning of the content so I can tag it) Note: you can send more than one; I do not mind (last image is his nook/clit) https://forms.gle/3Tb3sJ5FCqT9c6jw7 <<< form there https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcbce9191e21.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f2830f4a55a.png There were 23 responses, and it is COMPLETELY anonymous if you chose it to be anonymous! You do need to ask to get tagged; neither Kaine nor I will disclose who it is IC or OOC. Note: IC, K...Read more
// Everyone wants my big clown boy to top and fuck them and destroy them, and I'm over here being the biggest fan of small tops and big bottoms. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0393b0753a5c.jpg
(O)KAY GANG. IT'S j(o)rkIng IT h(o)urS #nSfW
G(o)T 23 (o)f Th3h3S3 baD b(o)yS; f33l fr33 T(o) S3nD (o)n3. AnyThIng g(o)3S aS far aS WhahaT y(o)u Wanna D(o). If y(o)u'r3 W(o)rrI3D, y(o)u can pr3-aDD TagS ThahaT y(o)u WanT m3 T(o) IncluD3. hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/m3xvkMCfaY9T7SNB9
"If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuck m3." An(o)nym(o)uS SubmITT3D: - B(o)TT(o)m - Sub WhahaT Th3h3y WanT T(o) D(o): "WanT y(o)u T(o) TI3 m3 up anD mak3 m3 cum S(o) many TIm3S I cry. I WanT y(o)u T(o) D(o) WhahaT3v3r y(o)u WanT, acTually. I juST WanT IT r(o)ugh anD haharD anD T(o) f33l lIk3 I'm br(o)k3n afT3rWarDS." 3xTra c(o)mm3nTS: N/A ThIS hahaS aDmITT3Dly 0 app3al T(o) m3, anD pr3TTy much a l(o)T (o)f p3(o)pl3 WanT m3 T(o) puSh 3m T(o) Th3h3Ir S3xual lImITS TIl Th3h3y'r3 br(o)k3n. AgaIn, I'm pr(o)bably n(o)T Th3h3 parTn3r f(o)r y(o)u? ThIS S33mS v3ry b(o)rIng f(o)r m3! I HAHAV3 l3fT In Th3h3 mIDDl...Read more
P(o)STIng (o)f "If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuckS m3" hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/IDrFSL9YQxn3M8m68
"If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuck m3." An(o)nym(o)uS SubmITT3D: - SWITch - SWITch WhahaT Th3h3y WanT T(o) D(o): "H͇a͇v͇3͇ y͇(o)͇u͇ p͇3͇r͇h͇a͇p͇S͇ h͇3͇a͇r͇D͇ (o)͇f͇ T͇h͇3͇ c͇(o)͇n͇c͇3͇p͇T͇ (o)͇f͇ a͇ T͇3͇n͇D͇r͇I͇l͇ c͇(o)͇c͇(o)͇(o)͇n͇?͇ A͇ W͇r͇I͇T͇h͇I͇n͇g͇ m͇a͇S͇S͇ (o)͇f͇ (o)͇m͇n͇I͇D͇I͇r͇3͇c͇T͇I͇(o)͇n͇a͇l͇ W͇a͇r͇m͇T͇h͇. 3͇a͇c͇h͇ W͇r͇3͇a͇T͇h͇I͇n͇g͇ S͇(o)͇f͇T͇n͇3͇S͇S͇ I͇m͇p͇(o)͇S͇3͇S͇ (o)͇n͇l͇y͇ m͇(o)͇D͇3͇S͇T͇l͇y͇ (o)͇n͇ y͇(o)͇u͇r͇ f͇(o)͇r͇m͇. S͇l͇I͇c͇k͇ a͇n͇D͇ p͇l͇I͇a͇n͇T͇, v͇3͇r͇y͇ 3͇a͇S͇y͇ T͇(o)͇ r͇3͇D͇I͇r͇3͇c͇T͇ a͇S͇ y͇(o)͇u͇ D͇3͇S͇I͇r͇3͇, (o)͇r͇ S͇u͇b͇m͇I͇T͇ T͇(o)͇ I͇f͇ T͇h͇3͇ D͇3͇c͇I͇S͇I͇(o)͇n͇m͇a͇k͇I͇n͇g͇...Read more
I T(o)(o)k a nap b3cauS3 I WaS TIr3D. h3h3r3'S my "H(o)W W(o)ulD y(o)u fuckS m3" all an(o)n unl3SS y(o)u T3ll m3 hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/gufS6nH3H3jSB46MHr5
I'm g(o)nna p(o)ST my n(o)(o)k, anD y'all ar3 g(o)nna b3 c(o)mpl3T3ly n(o)T W3IrD ab(o)uT S(o)m3(o)n3 p(o)STIng puSSy. Y(o)u g(o)(o)D, W3 g(o)(o)D. anyWay Da cl(o)(o)ky... Da Slug. my Slug #mySlug
"If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuck m3." An(o)nym(o)uS SubmITT3D: - SWITch - SWITch WhahaT Th3h3y WanT T(o) D(o): ",,,I'D l(o)v3 T(o) g3T y(o)u In b(o)nDag3, puSh y(o)u D(o)Wn T(o) Th3h3 b3D, anD kISS y(o)ur p3rf3cT b(o)Dy WhIl3 I grInD myS3lf InT(o) y(o)u, WhISp3rIng h(o)W much I WanT y(o)u, puShIng my bulg3 InT(o) y(o)ur n(o)(o)k anD Sl(o)Wly ThruSTIng, TryIng T(o) DrIv3 y(o)u crazy, mak3 y(o)u b3g f(o)r m(o)r3..." 3xTra c(o)mm3nTS: N(o)n3 aDD3D! P3rf3cT b(o)Dy! G(o)T m3 bluShIng! TWIrlIng my hahaIr. R3ally? HarD T(o) g3T m3 T(o) b3g juST S(o) y(o)u kn(o)W. hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/HfVPK7Z(o)V8QDk4K39
(O)n a l3SS car-r3laT3D n(o)T3: I f33l a l(o)T b3TT3r anD n(o)T aS fruSTraT3D. ThIS ISn'T h3h3lpful ThahaT I maD3 Th3h3 pr3vI(o)uS p(o)ST ab(o)uT carS anD p(o)T3nTIally runnIng m(o)Th3h3rfuck3rS (o)v3r, buT I pr(o)mIS3, all I DID WaS hahav3 S3x.
#lyrIcp(o)STIng IWSS(R3mIx) - D3llI B((o))3, KIDD K3nn, anD ppc((o))caIn3 I Wanna S33 S(o)m3 aSS ShahakIn', DIck SlIngIn', huh SW3aT DrIppIn', TrackS hahangIn' I Wanna S33 S(o)m3 aSS ShahakIn', DIck SlIngIn', huh T3ll ThahaT bITch T(o) quIT playIn' I Wanna S33 S(o)m3 aSS ShahakIn', DIck SlIngIn', huh SW3aT DrIppIn', TrackS hahangIn' I Wanna S33 S(o)m3 aSS ShahakIn', DIck SlIngIn', huh T3ll ThahaT bITch T(o) quIT playIn'
#n(o)WplayIng IWSS(R3mIx) - D3llI B(o)3, KIDD K3nn, anD ppc(o)caIn3 hTTpS://(o)p3n.Sp(o)TIfy.c(o)m/Track/3zYzc(o)Ck3albB15WufI3Vj?SI=a775b7b69ba248f1
I g(o)TTa mak3 IT up T(o) rIz anD p(o)ST h(o)l3 laT3r.
I n33D ranD(o)m bITch3h3S T(o) ST(o)p b3Ing ranD(o)mly aggr(o) WITh m3 In my r3plI3S juST cauS3 I'm a purpl3. I'm juST chIllIn. If y(o)u'r3 chIllIn I'm chIllIn. I D(o) n(o)T g3T (o)n Th3h3 InT3rn3T T(o) STarT p3TTy InT3rn3T b33fS. I'm h3h3r3 T(o) Shahak3 aSS, Spr3aD mIrTh anD alS(o) Spr3aD my aSS.
Tag y(o)ur kInkS anD f3TISh3h3S, bab3S, 3Sp3cIally Th3h3 3xTr3m3 (o)n3S, WITh #nSfW3! S(o)m3 p3(o)pl3 ar3n'T c(o)nS3nTIng T(o) S33 ThahaT c(o)nT3nT! #cnc IS fun Wh3h3n y(o)u r3m3mb3r ThahaT c(o)nS3nT IS parT (o)f IT!
alS(o) p(o)STIng ThIS agaIn f(o)r y(o)u all T(o) c(o)nTInu3 SubmITTIng y(o)ur KaIn3-baS3D D3SIr3S anD f(o)r m3 T(o) r3acT T(o) Th3h3m. hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/m1Pyzk(o)YH9WDbK7a7 (I am v3ry flaTT3r3D u guyS lIk3 m3 :o] )
"If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuck m3." An(o)nym(o)uS SubmITT3D: - SWITch - Sub WhahaT Th3h3y WanT T(o) D(o): "I W(o)ulD lIk3 T(o) Sh(o)v3 my fac3 In y(o)ur ch3h3ST WhIl3 lIk3,,,uh,,I Dunn(o) Dry humpIng y(o)u,,/aWk (o)r,,,S(o)m3ThIng,,lIk3 ThahaT, :c/aWk S(o)rry,," 3xTra c(o)mm3nTS: N(o)n3 aDD3D HMMM, Sur3? I W(o)ulDn'T hahaT3 ThahaT. hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/(o)VSMrZT9YcuN(o)MJM7
(O)n3 m(o)r3 Sh(o)vIng my "If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuckS m3" aT y'all hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/fSU73yUmcWRqyTHp8 "(O)(o)h, I h(o)p3 KaIn3 D(o)3Sn'T c(o)m3 anD FUCKS m3," WhIch a l(o)T (o)f Th3h3S3 hahav3 b33n, buT a l(o)T hahav3 b33n v3ry fun T(o) r3aD!
"If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuck m3." An(o)nym(o)uS SubmITT3D: - T(o)p - D(o)m WhahaT Th3h3y WanT T(o) D(o): Mak3 IT S(o) y(o)ur f33T D(o)n'T T(o)uch Th3h3 gr(o)unD f(o)r an h(o)ur. 3xTra c(o)mm3nTS: N(o)n3 aDD3D ThahaT W(o)ulD b3 an Impr3SSIv3 f3aT! I am 10 f33T Tall, buDDy, anD alS(o) r3ally h3h3avy! I'm 500+ p(o)unDS. BuT ThahaT'S cuT3 anD ambITI(o)uS. hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/hGJ5RJQb1N1DHGb77
DaIly ShIll (o)f ThIS ASk m3 ShIT | hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/XfSrQWvVn7J35yF4A Wanna T3ll m3 h(o)W y(o)u'D fuckS m3 | hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/34SKXY1yqvYJTZjX9
Y(o)u kn(o)W, Wh3h3n I m3nTI(o)n3D I fuck3D WITh Th3h3 maSk (o)n, p3(o)pl3 W3r3 In DISb3lI3f cauS3 "N(o) Way." Y3S, y3S Way, anD CL3ARLY IT'S n(o)T a D3T3rr3nT. AlS(o), I hahav3 a varI3Ty~! (o)f maSkS, aS D3m(o)nSTraT3D Wh3h3n I D3cID3D T(o) Sh(o)v3 my guT InT(o) ThahaT (o)uTfIT.
"If you could fuck me" Anonymous submitted: - Top - Switch What they want to do: "I know you're like twice my size or whatever but you're hot and think you'd be able to take my satyr dick. (Idk how big the average troll bulge is) I'd probably go gentle at first to see if you're good with it then go crazy on that nook. Sorry I'm not being super romantic I'm a little drunk writing this." Extra comments: None Added Well, now I'm curious... too big for the average person? I mean, I am a big person, so probably? https://forms.gle/LanFTJGy6LPmoUwY8 {r} #nsfw {r}
If y(o)u WanTS T(o) fuckS m3!!! T3ll m3 ab(o)uT IT h3r3 hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/AxjSx12TDWu(o)9SBC9 G(o)T 18 (o)f Th3S3 baD b(o)yS, S(o) If y(o)u WanTS T(o) fuckS m3 T(o)(o), f33l fr33 T(o) Shar3; IT can b3 an(o)nym(o)uS (o)r n(o)T! Ch3ck (o)uT my fITS T(o)(o) hTTpS://chITTr.Ing/pr(o)fIl3/TWIST3DC(o)m3Dy/44fa4246-c9b2-4789-abc0-860b43aD0156
If y(o)u WanTS T(o) fuckS m3!!! T3ll m3 ab(o)uT IT h3r3 hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/AxjSx12TDWu(o)9SBC9 g(o)T 17 (o)f Th3S3 baD b(o)yS S(o) If (o)yu WanTS T(o) fuckS m3 T(o)(o) f33l fr33 T(o) Shar3, IT can b3 an(o)nym(o)uS (o)r n(o)T! Ch3ck (o)uT my fITS T(o)(o) hTTpS://chITTr.Ing/pr(o)fIl3/TWIST3DC(o)m3Dy/44fa4246-c9b2-4789-abc0-860b43aD0156