@twistedComedy — #violence
(O)kay, n(o)W ThahaT Im l3SS bI(o)l(o)gIcally m(o)rTIfI3D ab(o)uT ThIS 3nTIr3 (o)rD3al... UnquIrk, If y(o)u Wanna kn(o)W, I'm l(o)Wk3y TW3akIn' ab(o)uT IT, buT SHIT HAHAPP3NS. T3mpT3D T(o) puT my h3h3aD Thr(o)ugh a Wall AHAHAHAHA. 😬 r3v3al...
I g(o)T Sh(o)T aT W(o)rk, WhIl3 I am fIn3, bull3TS hurT. G(o)nna mak3 CIc3r(o) pull ThahaT ShIT (o)uT cauS3 I'm g(o)nna b3 a puSSy ab(o)uT IT.
I'll Say WhahaT I Wanna Say WITh(o)uT pr3TTyIng IT up: S(o)m3 (o)f y(o)u Tak3 ShIT T(o)(o) p3rS(o)nally Wh3h3n a purpl3bl(o)(o)D SayS IT, anD IT hahaS n(o)ThIng T(o) D(o) WITh y(o)u. I hahav3 hahaD p3(o)pl3 b3c(o)m3 InSTanTly aggr(o) (o)n haharml3SS p(o)STS. LIT3rally juST (o)n Th3h3 baSIS I'm purpl3. "HI" m3T WITh bullShIT: "DI3 PURPL3BL(O)(O)D SCUM." My br(o)Th3h3r In mIrTh, I'm n(o)T 3v3n TALKING T(o) y(o)u. "I'D Sh(o)(o)T y(o)u." I hahav3 b33n Sh(o)T pl3nTy (o)f TIm3S anD bl(o)Wn up T(o)(o); TruST m3, y(o)u b3Ing aggr(o) (o)n my p(o)STS anD Thr3aT3nIng m3 IS ab(o)uT aS Scary aS a Small barkb3aST...Read more
TakIng y(o)u T(o) cl(o)Wn T(o)Wn p(o)unD T(o)Wn (ambIgu(o)uS)
S(o)m3 (o)f y(o)u WrIT3 lIk3 y(o)u'r3 (o)uT (o)f a ShITTy h(o)rr(o)r m(o)vI3 fr(o)m Th3h3 2010S anD y(o)u'r3 ab(o)uT T(o) g3T STabb3D by Th3h3 kIll3r afT3r S3nDIng "😁🤣🤣🤣 U up?"
If I 3v3r hahav3 r3laTI(o)nShIp pr(o)bl3mS, I aSSum3 I WIll juST kIll y(o)u. I D(o)n'T hahav3 TIm3 f(o)r ThahaT ShIT.
(O)n a l3SS car-r3laT3D n(o)T3: I f33l a l(o)T b3TT3r anD n(o)T aS fruSTraT3D. ThIS ISn'T h3h3lpful ThahaT I maD3 Th3h3 pr3vI(o)uS p(o)ST ab(o)uT carS anD p(o)T3nTIally runnIng m(o)Th3h3rfuck3rS (o)v3r, buT I pr(o)mIS3, all I DID WaS hahav3 S3x.
M(o)ST Tr(o)llS D(o) n(o)T hahav3 car-r3laT3D Trauma. I Th3h3n gIv3 Th3h3m car-r3laT3D Trauma.
Y(O)U KN(O)W WHAHAT, SINC3 3URYDI IS A C(O)WARD, I'LL L3T A G(O)LDBL(O)(O)D BIT3 M3. DAMN. pm(o)
I D(o)nT ThInk any (o)f y(o)u ar3 baS3D In r3alITy Wh3n y(o)u Thr3aT3n m3. "I hav3 a SW(o)rD" y3ah (o)kay? I alS(o) hav3 a W3ap(o)n??? I D(o)n'T juST SWIng my fISTS aT p3(o)pl3. H(o)n3STly, I'm m(o)r3 lIk3ly T(o) juST hIT y(o)u WITh a car! (o)r a ScuTTl3buggy!
I am rIDIng a hIgh S(o) hIgh ThaT I WIll In3vITably g3T humbl3D by SharIng my fac3 WITh 3v3ry(o)n3. 3g(o)? "Damn ThIS cl(o)Wn IS UGLY" WIll Tak3 m3 (o)uT back Imm3DIaT3ly.
ThIS IS Why I can'T fuck n(o)n3 (o)f y(o)u, "y(o)u D(o)n'T hav3 a bulg3, h(o)W STrang3." I'm g(o)Ing T(o) Thr(o)W a brIck aT y(o)u. S(o) STuck (o)n purpl3bl(o)(o)DS havIng hug3 bulg3 gang, S(o)m3 (o)f uS D(o)n'T hav3 SHIT. WhIch ISn'T my ISSu3, I juST D(o)n'T hav3 (o)n3, n3v3r DID.
"SayIng purpl3bl(o)(o)DS ar3 vI(o)l3nT anD m3an IS h3m(o)IST" c(o)rr3cT! buT uSually a c(o)rr3cT STaT3m3nT ab(o)uT m3 Sp3cIfIcally. I l(o)v3 kIllIn!
An(o)n aSk3D: can y(o)u ST(o)p brIng W3IrD T(o) my frI3nD.. FIrST (o)f all, Wh(o) Th3 fuck ar3 y(o)u TalkIng ab(o)uT. S3c(o)nD n(o). laSTly If y(o)u c(o)m3 up In my r3plI3S b3Ing fuckIng ann(o)yIng, I'm g(o)nna b3 m3an T(o) y(o)u. g(o) (o)uTSID3 anD Sh(o)v3 a pIn3c(o)n3 up y(o)ur aSS f(o)r m3, b3cauS3 graSS ISn'T 3n(o)ugh appar3nTly.
PuTTIng S(o)m3(o)n3'S h3aD b3TW33n my ThIghS. #nSfW #vI(o)l3nc3
Th3 W(o)rST ThIng (o)n ThIS W3bSIT3 IS ThaT IT IS fl(o)(o)D3D WITh b(o)TT(o)mS anD all (o)f Th3m ar3 TWInkS. lIk3 If S(o)m3(o)n3 IS g(o)nna mak3 m3 T(o)p I D(o)n'T WanT IT T(o) b3 a TWInk, If I g(o)TTa STrap up, I WanT S(o)m3 bIg bITch. I'm a bIg bITch! I'm a 10 f(o)(o)T cl(o)Wn! all y(o)u ar3 lIk3 WAAAAY Small3r, anD I'm alS(o) h(o)(o)kIng up anD b3Ing T(o)lD ThaT "(O)h buT I D(o)n'T D(o)m (o)r T(o)p" anD y(o)u juST LAY TH3h3R3. lIk3 (o)kay (o)kay (o)kay (o)kay (o)kay. I am kIllIng y(o)u afT3r ThIS. #nSfW #vI(o)l3nc3
If S(o)m3(o)n3 Succ3SSfully kIckS my aSS, I W(o)ulD b(o)unc3 (o)n IT. JUST SayIng #nSfW #nSfW3 #vI(o)l3nc3
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I lIk3 my caST3 buT man, S(o)m3 (o)f y(o)u ar3 STupID. g3T cull3D. #vI(o)l3nc3
H(o)n3STly, If I fInD S(o)m3(o)n3 funny 3n(o)ugh, I D(o)n'T kIll Th3m! I mIghT br3ak an arm (o)r rIp S(o)m3ThIng (o)ff, buT y(o)u'r3 fr33 T(o) g(o) If y(o)u g3T m3 T(o) laugh! If y(o)u g3T m3 T(o) l3T a h(o)nk (o)uT AND laugh, Th3n I'll punch y(o)u anD l3T y(o)u g(o). :o) #vI(o)l3nc3
I D(o) ThInk ITS funny p3(o)pl3 ar3 all "kIll ThIS guy" Wh3n half (o)f y(o)u p(o)ST SIT lIk3 hIm all Th3 TIm3. IT'S hIlarI(o)uS!! anyWay y3ah l3TS kIll hIm!! #vI(o)l3nc3 #3xTr3m3vI(o)l3nc3 #hIlarI(o)uSc(o)m3DIcvI(o)l3nc3 #Imallf(o)rkIllIngD(o)3SnTmaTT3rWhaTc(o)l(o)r #ISupp(o)rTvI(o)l3nc3agaInSTp3(o)pl3 #ITSfunnyk33pITup
FInally, a gr3aT r3aS(o)n f(o)r #vI(o)l3nc3! Y3ah, l3T'S b3aT Th3 guy T(o) D3aTh!