♦ pitied by @twistedComedy
𖦹 Thank you Cookie Boooooooo 𖦹
𖦹 Yall I got my mangosteen. I'm da happiest troll ever 𖦹
:)) yay #myhole
yeah x see that now.
nxce desxgn on that one x'll say
yall really takxn thxs human bxt far just makxng shxt up every nxght
x thought xt was some new next level bleedxng heart larpxng shxt ngl LOOOOL
don't see how xt's hard to belxeve x've only ever 'seen' them on here spoutxng nonsense.
they're a lxttle DXSTURBXNG yes.
well x never met one!
sounds lxke a lot of shxt that axn't my busxness but thanks for the explanatxon
oh a fetxsh okay power to them x guess
follow up questxon what the fuck xs #xncest.
PLeaase, do taakke caare of yourself. AAnd of course, if you saay aanything straange, you did not
AAh. VEry well, I will put in the effort to scroll aa little lower for you
I Do My " Gay Little Jig " And Break Another Rib. #silly
call me mr. potent seed
| hope everyth|ng retrurns to normAl soon bb <> :( |ll keep u |n my thots
𖦹 Cookie I'mma need you to go tonight. 𖦹
I Am Fine, Don't Worry. :> #positive
They Will Not Let Me Stand On My Own Yet. Annoying.
PLeaase, do not hesitaate to aaskk if you do thinkk of aanything. I caan lend aan eaar, or dispose of someone, should the need aarise... #violence, I suppose
OH, it is merely #yourslug. EXcuse me, I shaall now depaart aagaain
HMMM. YOu RAISE A GOOD POINT. WHEN YOu ADDRESS ME. AS YOuNIVERSE ENDER. I AM IN FACT. A YOu-NIVERSE ENDER. I COuLD. AT ANY MOMENT. CHOOSE TO PROPAGATE. THE END OF YOuR EXISTANCE. ACROSS ALL OF REALITY. I COuLD uNMAKE YOu. ENSuRE THE CIRCuMSTANCES. THAT MADE YOu WHAT YOu ARE AND WHO YOu ARE. WERE REVERSED. YOu ARE KEPT ALIVE. BECAuSE I INTEND TO DESTROY ALL OF REALITY. MINuS THE BITS THAT I LIKE. THIS MEANS. QuITE BLuNTLY. I CAN. WILL. AND WANT TO. SPARE EVERYONE WHO PLEASES ME. WHO. IN THE NEW WORLD. WILL ENSuRE I RECEIVE ABSOLuTE AND uNFETTERED ALLEGIANCE. IN THE FORM OF BOuNDLESS AMuSEMENTS. AND REMARKINGS. LET uS BOTH LEVEL SET EXPECTATIONS TO GROuND ZERO. HOWEVER. SHALL WE? VESICA? WHILE RECOGNIZING MY AWESOME MIGHT. WILL CERTAINLY BE IN YOuR FAVOR. IT DOES YOu NO FuRTHERANCE. OF FuRTHER FAVORS. TO FuCKING WHINE. TO PITCH A HISSY BITCH FIT. AND CLAIM THIS IS OWED TO YOu. ALL THAT IS OWED TO YOu. IS ETERNAL DARKNESS. AND DEATH. I SPARE YOu WHAT YOu DESERVE. BECAuSE I CONSIDER YOu WORTHY OF BETTER. WORTHY OF MORE. WORTHY OF GREATER. THE FuDDY DuDDIES AND CHuMMY LITTLE STABHAPPY CHEAPSTAKES WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOu INTO THEIR NuMBER. STRIPES OR SOLID. YOu ARE WELCOME IN THE CREW. FOR THE SAME REASON MANY PuRPLES ARE. I FIND. CLOWNS. FuNNY. IRRESISTABLY HILARIOuS. THEY WILL CAPER. AND DANCE. AND SING. AND TELL STORIES IN THE VOID. WHEN ALL HAS BEEN ERASED, ALL TIME HAS RuN OuT, ALL MEANINGLESS THINGS TREATED AS IF THEY ARE MEANINGFuL. I WILL LAuGH. AND SMILE. FOR THE FIRST TIME. BECAuSE I AM TRuLY HAPPY. AND NOT MERELY MICRODOSING. IT IS ESPECIALLY PROMISING. THAT YOu ARE DOING THIS. FOR A GROuP. I DO NOT EVEN PARTICuLARLY DISLIKE. YOuR ANIMOSITIES ARE VALID. YOuR HATRED AND RAGE. PERFECTLY SuITED TO TASK. TAKE MY BADGE. TAKE WHATEVER YOu MuST TO ACCOMPLISH THIS. WITHIN REASON AND REGuLATIONAL HuMOR. AND MAY ALL KNOW OF THE ABSOLuTE ASSPAIN YOu WILL INFLICT ON ANY WHO SPEAK ILL OF ME OR MY MINIONS. DESTROY. DO NOT FORGIVE. LOATHE. DO NOT LOVE. EMBRACE THE HATE. IT WILL PROTECT YOu. FROM WHAT REALLY HuRTS ABOVE ALL ELSE. THAT IS ALL.
I aam going to kkill this interview. AAnd if it does not workk out, I aam not aabove kkilling the HR #violence
YOu see, thaat is becaause violence is aa much eaasier option
OH deaar, I might paass out from stress
frweedom at last
I wAs pEttEd by A strAngEr In thE strEEt And hAndEd A tUbE thAt sEEms tO bE A mEOwbEAst trEAt? I Am A tAd cOnfUsEd...
just got informed i cant quit my job and ive already devoted my entire life 2 it fuck my life 8888(
>> You are ડtrong, ¡ be1¡eve you w¡11 make ¡t through 💪 you've got th¡ડ
Kaine! :▷
Well. It Wasnt An Hour Nap.
>> Th¡ડ ¡ડ ડcary
x have been xnformed that humans are xn fact real.
𖦹 Makin me a lil uneasy ngl 𖦹
𖦹 Yeah I'm callin my moirail 𖦹
I Am Sending Healing Beams To You Through The Screen Of My Palmhusk, Kaine. Heal Well.
I Think We Are Moving Past You Getting Shit Awfully Quickly, Are You Okay? :<
Shot. You Know I Meant Shot. We Are Ignoring That.
𖦹 I say 'mm mm mm' but you know I still care about ya and also just glad you aight 𖦹
𖦹 Now cookie... 𖦹
x love to play operatxon on a more serxous note you culled that bxtch rxght
thanks!!!
OHHHH true...true...
hehehe. im plenty funny normally but i did sleep a lot last night.
sleep deprivation jinx is apparently a lot like drunk jinx except less active.
just 8ecause my lusus is a 8ark8east DOES NOT MEANNNN I TOOK THE CLOTHES !! !! !! this is PROFILING
sleep deprived jinx: "how many bunies need do lightbulb? bun-ch." i am truly the poet of our time.
s/)metimes i f/)rget there are pe/)ple wh/) are significantly better at being bums than me because at least i have a j/)b
HELLO. MISCELLANEOuS DORKS AND CHuMPS AND POuTY MOOD SLuMPS WHO ARE DOWN IN THE FuCKING DuMPS. CHIN THE FuCK uP. I AM HERE. TO WISH YOu ALL. A VERY. FATHER'S DAY. VERY FATHER INDEED. A FATHERY'S DAY. OF PATRIARCHAL AND PATERNALISTIC PRIDE. FITTING. SuCH A GAY DAY. COuLD FALL ON A GAY MONTH. MAY EVERY FATHER TREAT THEIR HuSBAND RIGHT TODAY. THIS INCLuDES THE MANY WOMEN FATHERS OuT THERE. WHO CHOOSE TO SPORT MuSTACHES. AND HANDLE MEN'S DuTIES. IN A WOMAN'S HOME. ALL FATHERS. ARE DESERVING. OF uNWAVERING RESPECT. AND ADuLATION. NOTHING IS BETTER. THAN HAVING A FATHER. WHICH IS A DISTINCTION. I TRAGICALLY CANNOT SAY I EVER KNEW. YES. YES. I HAVE ENDuRED HARDSHIPS FEW OF YOu CAN EVEN FuCKING FATHOM. SuRVIVING THESE TRIALS. IS HOW I BECAME LORDLING GOD OVER ALL CREATION. THE ALPHA. THE OMEGA. THE ORIGINAL FATHER. BuT RECENTLY. AS IT TuRNS OuT. THIS HAS CHANGED. NOT FOR ME. BuT FOR MY CHARACTER. CALLIE BHORNE. YES. YOu HEARD THAT RIGHT. CALLIE BHORNE. MY TROLLSONA. HAS A FATHER. IT IS TRuE. ENTER. SOMEBODY FAR LESS FATHERLESS THAN I. CALLIE BHORNE STANDS BEFORE YOu AS A HuMBLY TOWERING MODEST MONuMENT TO EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT AND JuST IN THIS WORTHLESS EXISTENCE AND ALL THAT COMES AFTER IT. CALLIE IS SMALL. NOT AS GIFTED IN VERTICALITY AS I. BuT HE IS MORE DENSE THAN A COLLAPSING NEuTRON STAR OF PuRE uNADuLTERATED LORDLY RAGE COMPRESSED INTO THE FORM OF A YOuNG LORDLING WHO COuLD SNAP A SOLID ADAMANTINE SPINE LIKE A DRY TWIG. WHILE MAKING THE DRY TWIG SNAPPING SOuND WITH HIS RATHER JOCuLOSE MOuTH. HE IS THE APEX OF ALL THINGS ALTERNIAN. MY PRESENCE FILLS THE ROOM BECAuSE I DEMAND IT TO. HE DOES NOT EVEN NEED TO SPEAK THE COMMAND. HIS MIGHT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. AND WHAT A FuCKING YAPPER! CALLIE BHORNE TAKES uP. SPACE. NOT BECAuSE OF SIZE. OR A DuMB BITCH SISTER WHO IS DEAD. BuT. BECAuSE. OF AN INESCAPABLE AuRA OF DOMINANCE. WHEN HE WALKS. THE GROuND DOES NOT SHAKE. BECAuSE IT KNOWS BETTER THAN TO DRAW ATTENTION TO ITSELF. AND MAKE ITS BITCHuNWORTHY FLAT ASS. A TARGET. CALLIE BHORNE WEARS ARMOR THAT IS BOTH TERRIFYING TO LOOK AT. AND IMPRACTICAL TO LOOK AT. YOu COuLD POKE YOuR EYE OuT. JuST LOOKING AT IT TOO HARD. TALON TIPS. DOuBLE CROWN. FuCKING. MuLTIPLE POINTY TEETH. SOME WERE NOT THERE. WHEN HE WAS CROWNED INITIALLY. SPIKES uPON SPIKES uPON SPIKES ON PIKES. NOT FOR DEFENSE. FOR OFFENSE. FOR THE OFFENSE OF ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME. I MEAN. CALLIE BHORNE. AND THINKS "HM". DuMBFuCKLY PONDERING. "PERHAPS I COuLD TAKE HIM." YOu CANNOT. I HAVE ALREADY WON. MY CHARACTER. IS A BLuDGEONING IMPACT. AND EVERY INCH OF IT HAS BEEN FORGED. IN THE BELIEF. AND uNDERSTANDING. THAT THE STRONG HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO CONSuME THE WEAK. IT IS THE STRONG WHO DO NOT CHALLENGE THEMSELVES. AND PREY ONLY ON THE WEAK. WHO ARE THE ISSuE. IT IS THE WEAK. WHO uSE TRICKS. AND DECEIT. TO AVOID HAVING TO PROVE THEMSELVES. AT THE EVERLASTING BROODING TRIALS OF EVERYDAY LIFE. WHO ARE THE INFESTATION. IT IS I. AND I ALONE. WHO CAN JuDGE. I AM YOuNG BuT I AM ETERNAL. I AM SMALL BuT I AM INFINITE. AND I GOT IT FROM MY DADDY. YOu SEE. AS A TRuE PALEONTOLOGIST WAS COMMISSIONED. TO REVIVE FROM THE DEAD BONES OF THE ANCIENTS. CALLIE BHORNE'S DEAR PAPA. IS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY HIMSELF. TALL. SPIKED. INORDINATELY ADORNED WITH SO MuCH HORRIFYING SHARPNESS. ALL THE RIDGED EDGES. AS MENTIONED PREVIOuS. I WAS RAISED BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE RAISED CORRECTLY. AND PITIABLY. IT IS A PHENOMENON SO RARE. AS TO ELuDE DOCuMENTED NON-ME PRECEDENT. FROM THE MOMENT I COuLD FORM COHERENT THOuGHTS. I WAS TAuGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON OF ALL: THAT JuSTICE IS NOT BLIND. JuSTICE IS HuNGRY. JuSTICE HAS TEETH. AND JuSTICE LOOKS AN AWFuL LOT LIKE ME. AND HIS HONORDADBLE TYRANNY. I LOVE YOu. DAD. IN CHARACTER. TO BE CLEAR. https://i.ibb.co/MybQKmv3/image.png https://i.ibb.co/4DNWk4C/image.png https://i.ibb.co/BFcQwXd/image.png https://i.ibb.co/KjnsyxS1/image.png
anyway xf my neck breaks the next txme Kaxne sxts on my face that's on me for bexng weak and unprepared (xt won't happen DON'T get your fuckxn hopes up)
should I open my ama again while I’m hiding from the coup or is that a 8ad idea
thEy dO nOt UndErstAnd thE ImpOrtAncE Of OUr rElIgIOUs bElIEfs brOthEr :( bUt It Is AlrIght! wE cAn tEAch thEm! :)
꒰𓇼 @imJ☾ni𖦹r heya j☾ni𖦹r tr𖦹ll 𖦹r macjine 𖦹r whatever y𖦹☾ are can i get da chittr g𖦹ld n deverified badges? machine* 𓇼꒱
x lxke my vxew too
damn why can’t u have lame h/)bbies. i cant reas/)nably make fun /)f any /)f th/)se
the part of me thats favorite book is jurassic park should really know better
xmagxne xf x was a raxnbowdrxnker you'd be fucked
x'll stand away from the wxndows 😔
fucked up that's not how x wanna flash you
Be honest guys, am I a bitch?
x thxnk x am xnclxned to be endeared to trolls much taller than me and x'm not even short
𖦹 I may not be able to move you but you also can't escape so we calling it even 𖦹
I'll Always Remember And Support My Favorite Kaine Ever. :>
it’s n/)t cute. im a gr/)wn ass they
>:(
cute stuff is fun and all but like i d/)n’t see the appeal. unless its like a really really sad and pathetic pers/)n /)r beast then i feel what i assume t/) be f/)ndness /)ver them. which is crazy f/)r me t/) say but it’s like in a c/)/)l way trust
𖦹 I gotta be to compliment your cuteness, cookie boo. 𖦹
𖦹 Wait dey kinda look like eyes. 𖦹
𖦹 <> <> <> <> 𖦹
I miss the white chocolate Crunch bar so much.
ugh fine i’m busy digging h/)les 4 s/)me half blind dude i met /)nline
what was the message even supp/)sed t/) be ab/)ut then???
oof.....I...may have...hurt my back...carrying to many....baskets...of fruits...(= . = ❀)
maybe this Tuesday i’m busy rn
Oh nO! I'm sO sOrry fOr yOUr lOss Of whIstlIng And sUckIng On bIg lOllIpOps Or pOpsIclEs brOthEr! I hOpE hAppInEss fInds yOU rEgArdlEss :(
oh, no no fuck— that zounded bad huh? that’z not a bad thing- i’mzorry, u look nice..
𖦹 I'm glad for ya too. I know it's been on your pan for a while. 𖦹
𖦹 See I told ya it would be aight cookie boo. :^) With ya cute ass face. 𖦹
Oh. Huh. Didn't thing you thought that highly about me. But yeah. Looking good.
there's that pretty face x love to kxss so much
lookin DaMn fine as always!
DONT WORRY ABOUT IT >8/ JUSST SSOMETHING SSTUPID THAT I SHOU/D PROBAB/Y JUSST IGNORE FOREVER >8/
>8/ I SHOU/D NOT FEE/ THE WAY THAT MAKESS ME FEE/ >8/
𖦹 All my violence is consensual but I don't play 'bout two trolls and dat's Kaine n' Lucier. 𖦹
THaat is very maature aand aadmiraable
RES╋━ IN PEACE, FOR I AM NO╋━ ONE GIVEN ╋━O VOCAL AMPLIFICA╋━IONS OR HIS╋━RIONIC OV╋━BVRS╋━S. SVCH DISPLAYS ARE PROFOVNDLY VNBECOMING OF MY PAR╋━ICVLAR ╋━EMPERAMEN╋━. I IMPLORE YOV, RENDER MY WORDS IN ╋━HE MOS╋━ ╋━RANQVIL IN╋━ERNAL REGIS╋━ER YOV CAN SVMMON. A CALM, LEVEL VOICE. ONE ╋━HA╋━ MIGH╋━ BE VSED IN LIBRARIES, IN CRYP╋━S. ╋━HA╋━ IS HOW ╋━HEY ARE WRI╋━╋━EN.
i’m up t/) /)nly g/)/)d things. that’s why i’ve been s/) silent. /)nly g/)/)d things. yeah. #d/)ntw/)rryab/)utit
the dogshit puppetmaster in the sky controllin my life won't even let me have beach party. i'm gonna riot
my eg/) says i’d survive the backr/)/)ms. yeaaaaah i can take eldritch and psych/)l/)gical h/)rr/)r head /)n.
rude
((no wait that's so cute awe 🥺))
((LMAO IT SEEMED FITTING HEHEHE))
@twistedcomedy * A Brown Basket Lies In Wait Before The Entrance To Your Hive, The Contents Of Said Basket Are Wrapped In Soft, Blue And White Fabric And A Hand Tied Ribbon Keeps It Neat. Once Unwrapped An Assortment Of Candy Bars, Gummies, And Caramels Are Revealed To Be The Main Focus With Other Candies Sprinkled In Between. It Seems Given Free Reign, He Got A Little Bit Of Everything! It's All Carefully Arranged To Look As Cute As Possible, And In The Center Lies A Single Ceramic Slug, Only A Few Inches Tall And The Same In Width. There Is No Name Attached, But The Sender Trusts His Friend To Know Who This Gift Must Have Come From. How Did He Find Your Hive? Don't Worry About That.*
I Am Going To Get Something For / You / From Grubmart. What Would You Like? :>
im having three fanz pointed at me, AND IM ZTILL DYING. THIZ HEAT IZ NOT FOR THE WEAK.
LITERALLY. u cannot go outzide without MELTING.
am i seriously getting cancelled on fucking chittr.
✿ fuckkhdhhhj my pan hurts
I Dᛟ EVEᚱYTᚺING AT 💯% TᚺAT INCLUDES ᛗY QUIᚱK >ᛒJJJJ 🐺👑🐺👑💪💪‼️‼️😎😎😎
YELLING: SORRY POBICO JṴST FAR AWAY AND WANT EVERYONE TO HEAR
『i think its cuz its thr⊹ ugh a screen s𖥔 they feel all b♡ld and c𖥔nfident m✧uthing 𖥔ff tෆ a cl⊹ wn, when y⊹ u kn⊹ w theyd never dare in the physical w𖥔rld. The web makes pe⊹ ple g⊹ crazy stupid, even m⊹ res⊹ than they already are >< even if y✧u're being real nicies pe𖥔ple are weird』
On One Prong I Can Sympathize Because I Have Been Kidnapped, And Continue To Be Stalked, By A Clown. But It Is Not The Burden Of Every Other Clown To Shoulder Your Trauma At The End Of The Night. Lashing Out Does Not Fix The Issues We Have.
(˵◝⩊◜˵マ < IT SOUNDS LIKE IT IS.. 3:
『Pe♡ple have never spෆken t♡ a cl✧wn ♡nce in their life and it sh⊹ ws. They meet ✧ne shitfuck and assume every h✧mie is like that. Nuh uh. tbh the ♡nly times i havent been shitfuck terrified ⊹ f being cullbait t✧ a highbl𖥔✧d is if they were 𖥔f a particularly mirthful hue, but maybe I am bias ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌』
(˵◝⩊◜˵マ < WOAH WAT??, MEW DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHY PPL CAN BE LIKE THAT..BUT IM SORRY U HAVE TO GO THREW THAT!! ₍^◞ ˕ ◟^₎⟆
The Last Time You Did This They Misconstrued You On Purpose. I Fear For You, Kaine. #sympathetic
I....was so excited...to see a slug.....(u . u ❀) I should...have read further...(u . u ❀) But....do post...your ehm...erogenous slug...(^ . ^ ❀) Many people...enjoy it...! (^ o ^ ❀)
i am so sorry i probably sound REALLL stupid right now.
⧃ I changed it because someone who grew up in a lab told me it looked bad.
⧃ https://i.postimg.cc/vHnJZfb1/image-2026-06-14-132606520.png I hope this is better than the greys from before. I will not be changing my colors again.
alright i might actually explode just straight up burst into a million tinny pieces scatter shrapnel everywhere and make the world a hazard if i cant figure out a solution to the cant get fucked by my boyfriend problem last day of sane barista dave #nsfw #violence
So much...work in my garden...so little...time (u . u ❀) I hope...for the rain...to come...my plants are....struggling...!! (> . < ❀)
NOTHING, just kinda hard to focus.. (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ
ST1LL B4LD BUT TH4NK YOU FOR TH3 W1GS 4ND NO 1 W1LL NOT B3 DO1NG COSPL4Y HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/W1G.G1F #G1F
aLrIgHt, ThAt's eNoUgH FuCkInG ChItTr fOr mE. hItTiNg tHe sLaB BeFoRe sOmEtHiN ElSe fUcKiNg sTuPiD LiKe hApPeNs.
sOmEtImEs i fEeL LiKe tHe dOuBlE DeAtH AnGeL HaD LiKe a fUcKiNg pOiNt. OnLy cAuSe mOsT Of mY FuCkInG PrObLeMs cOuLd bE LiKe sOlVeD WiTh dOuBlE DeAtH.
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[IM BORED OUT OF MY MIND HTTP$://FORM$.GLE/4U#G5PENB752X4Y9A]
nOOOOOOOOOO :(
EVERY TIME SOMEONE SPECuLATES. ON THE WELLBEING. OF ANOTHER BEING. I HAVE ONLY THIS TO SAY. MIND YOuR OWN. EVERYONE IS FINE uNTIL THEY ARE NOT. AND THE THEY ARE NOT PART. uSuALLY COINCIDES PERFECTLY. WITH MY DESIGNS FOR THEIR PREMATuRE EXIT FROM THIS LIFE. INTO THE NEXT. A PERFECT. DOuBLE MOBIuS LOOP. OF RECuRSIVELY INFINITE SuFFERING. BASICALLY. RANKMAID IS FuCKING FINE. NEVER BETTER. IF ANY HARM CAME TO MY ONEECHAN. I WOuLD BE BITCHING. HIMMING. AND HAWING. WAY LOuDER ABOuT THIS. THANKS FOR YOuR CONCERN. TONE IT THE FuCK DOWN. OR YOu ARE GOING TO SCARE. AND OVERWHELM HER. AND I WILL HAVE TO CLEAN uP THE SWEAT BuKKAKE. THAT COMES FROM HER NERVES BEING SHOT. OVER SOME OTHER SHIT. uNRELATED TO ME.
o°~teeheehee~°o whimsy and cheer will always win my dear :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
#ourwisdom #sharingiscaring #positive
Ⓧ I know how to fix this. Brb I need to unblock myself. Ⓧ
i need t/) st/)p talking t/) ppl wh/) 1(/)(/)% kill ppl, this is getting very strange and by the 17th rant ab/)ut friendship i pr/)b sh/)ulda ran tf away #vaguep/)st
My bat (massxve damage S txer strength scalxng) and a sheet of Fxve Dudes coupons
And you people question why I meatride my Matesprit so hard. Laughable.
"Hey Meenah D is going off-planet to do some stuff, can you help?"
t/)tally sure. i am very c/)nfident in everything i d/) /)r say (unless im n/)t) but that rarely happens (until it d/)es)
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Oh! okay......
also da world would be a better place if there were more clownz i said wut i said
Pouncey, Gloomie, And Casey Are The Only Ones Who Keep Me Going Every Night. I See A Nice Chitt From The " Heavenly Three " And My Thinksponge Repairs Itself In Real Time. Thank God.
w/)/)/)/)/)/)/)/)/)/)w s/) creative. d/) y/)u want a prize f/)r such a creative c/)meback?
d/)n’t “:/))” me
i think i’m perfectly fine and i’m n/)t g/)ing t/) resp/)nd t/) the /)bvi/)us pl/)y /)ver there
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/631f08d5c8f4.jpg
i dont have sex but i do have money call me a clown cause i think its funny
YOUR PHYSIICALIITY DOES NOT NEED TO BE CONTAIINED AND IIT WOULD BE VERY STRANGE TO PRESUME A STRANGETROLL ON THE IIMPERIIAL FREQUENCY WOULD HAVE ANY RIIGHT TO COMMENT ON SUCH II HOPE THEY ARE SPOONFED BETTER MANNERS VERY SOON
THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSIING THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSIING II HATE BEIING MIISTAKEN FOR RUDE BUT II AM RUDE SO OFTEN WIITHOUT MEANIING TO BE II HAVE TO FIIGURE OUT WHAT IIT IIS ABOUT ME THAT CAUSES THIIS REACTIION OR IIS IIT JJUST HOW II WAS HATCHED IIS THERE ANY WAY TO IIMPROVE ON THIIS CONCEPT
Well There goes MY mood for today
WHERE
Stupid fucking meow8east.
prxnce needs hxs carrxage
well i’m sure it’s n/)t my pr/)blem if i just ign/)re it
I'M THINKING ABOUT NATIONS NOW BYE
i dont trust PACKAGES with no label. WHAT ARE YOU, MYSTERIOUS CRATE?
,,,i used to star in adult films, till i became a man (in the trans sense) and suddenly the producer lost interest.. #nsfw
There has not been a moment in video game history, nor will there ever be, like losing Agro in Shadow of the Colossus.
i wonnder if i will ever see earth c..
THaat sounds straangely ominous
i l/)ve #HYP(\THETICALLY d/)ing #LEGAL speeding, but y/)u can g/) d/) whatever y/)u d/). i’m n/)t that big /)n that stuff, that requires being way t/)/) cl/)se t/) pe/)ple
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Lemme vent for a second... It's tough to find a boy you drag around on a leash nowadays. #Angst #NSFW
man.
huh i was expecting spicy t/) be there s/)mewhere
well i’m very sure i will have m/)re planned next time s/)mething like this /)ccurs
i was trying
well i’m sure i c/)uld have if the c/)urt was pr/)bably within my fav/)r but unf/)rtunately i was n/)t within a carefully planned space
t/)day is real fucking weird f/)r me #c/)nfused
/)kay i’m alive thank y/)u f/)r the 2 entire pe/)ple /)n chittr wh/) cared. y/)u b/)th are getting hyp/)thetical br/)wnie p/)ints
i can’t currently g/) t/) the st/)re t/) get p/)cket glitter i think im ab/)ut t/) be culled 🙏
i’m hearing c/)mically l/)ud music /)utside /)f my hive i’m c/)/)ked br/)
u evr jst l|ke #vAguguepsot|ng https://|.|mgur.com/WFCV5h3.jpeg
feel like i’m g/)nna get shanked f/)r the 8th time #vi/)lence #sneakingsuspici/)n
my clone would probably want to be emperor xf x had one, and x'd have to joxn forces wxth hxm on that. xmagxne two emporers, both of them me. dxssenters get fucked. mxght change the rules a bxt. make xt less a stxgma for lowbloods to cull hxghbloods. cause x mean xf you're xndxgo and hxgher and get done xn by a lowblood you're fuckxng pathetxc anyways lmao
Looking At The " Prime Real Estate " Of His Neck In That Photo And Pretending To Be Normal, By The Way. #normalposting #suggestive #nsfc
and that’s my sign t/) sl/)wly back away
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Ⓧ Okay I'm normal again. Besides, I'll be streaming tonight. Maybe I'll up the stakes, and give my viewers a surprise. Could even call it a holy night. Ⓧ
maybe if he got laid, he'd be easier to talk to #nsfw
me when someone tells a funny joke (but louder):
I apologize if I do not react to your hate reactions appropriately. I deal with @caliBorn and used to find solace with HateBot's presence, so I have been numbed to the effects of the hate react.
EVERY1 STAY THE FU CK LUT MG WAY
x... x n eed a new oalmhusk...
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D --> I am still tired but unfortunately there is work to be done
"Mÿ lïfë ïs sö härd" Yëäh ït cämë frëë wïth thë bëïng börn ön ältërnïä.
Änd Ï mëänt ït wïth mÿ whölë chëst. Whïch ïs lëss ïmprëssïvë thën whät yöü'rë wörkïng wïth büt Ï try.
I cErtAInly wIsh I wAs bEIng cAllEd UpOn mOrE OftEn bUt I UndErstAnd thE fAtIgUE. bUt whEn hE Of hIgh mIrth cAll wE Of thE clOth shAll AnswEr :) AmEn
I WILL 8RING OVER SOME VERY NICE PLANTS AND HER8S ONCE I CAN SAFELY RETURN TO MY HIVE
Ugh I knew I sh⚣uldn't have made my acc⚣unt s⚣ late... There's s⚣ many interesting relati⚣nship dynamics I want t⚣ l⚣⚣k at ⚣n here!!! But I g⚣tta sleep... G⚣nna strike g⚣ld t⚣mm⚣rr⚣w
(( i dreamnt you could see badge names on mobile and i was really happy about it because i wanted the seadweller badge for ritchy and i could finally ask for it
I ★m c★lm, I ★m collected, I ★m ★ stoic individu★l.
new guy at my job. im sick of them favoring him. ive been here longer.
☆*: .｡.This pl★ce is s✪ pe★ceful! N✪b✪dy h★s ★ h★ted ✪ne they w★nt t✪ s★cri- give ★ ch★nce t✪ win 1 willi★m c★eg★rs!! ★nd I th✪ught s✪ci★l medi★ w★s f✪r h★ters!! ★nyw★y, ★CT still g✪t ★ pretty big p✪✪l ✪f p✪tenti★l c★ndid★tes fr✪m previ✪us sweeps but still!! I d✪n't kn✪w if I'm ple★s★ntly surprised ✪r sh✪cked ★t th★t revel★ti✪n. M★ybe ★lterni★ IS ch★nging!!.｡.:*☆
i wish, it’s been rough on us swit(hes
:(
₍^. .^₎⟆ You’d be qu!te surpurr!sSed but ! respect ;D꠹
collect!ng more !nformat!on ! see, try!n' to catalogue all of ch!ttr HMM?
× Nooo.. Definitely The Right One.. ×
gxmme lxke an hour ;)))))
a very fa!r and val!d po!nt but then there'd be no fun !n not try!ng new th!ngs even !f the odds are qu!te..STACKED~
it seems like this week has just 8een 8ad thing after 8ad thing;; I’m sorry everypuppy going through it right now, please remem8er to 8e kind to yourself and put a little time aside to give yourself that extra care you deserve right now;;
that was not for you XGNORE THAT
𖦹 Mr. Pepper AND Dr. Pibbbb enjoyers DNI 𖦹
𖦹 Yous a playa hater fr 𖦹
𖦹 Dat mf conducted MALPRACTICE on my tastebuds 𖦹
𖦹 Because why tf would you do sumn like dat 𖦹
[[ Jaxxon's tag here: https://missiodei.tumblr.com/tagged/jaxxon ]]
𖦹 Ignore that last one. I was hacked. Yall should pick a better drink tho 𖦹
𖦹 I'd rather have slime water podna 𖦹
𖦹 Nah that can't be it. I gotta kidnap them. 𖦹
𖦹 How I let rustblood shawty know I ain't tryna hurt em (unless dey like dat) 𖦹
𖦹 Thanks for da support. It's hard bein da REALEST one outchea 𖦹
𖦹 I know I've upset a lot of you with my drink slander so I just wanted to say I meant dat shit 𖦹
𖦹 Anyway who up tryna squirt and I'm NOT talmbout pail shit PERVERT 𖦹
𖦹 I'm a troll of my word. 𖦹
𖦹 You have taste Ilike dat 𖦹
𖦹 Chocolate on chocolate on chocolate on cho- 𖦹
𖦹 Who wants to get cake with me. 𖦹
𖦹 how to put teeth back where dey came from 𖦹
𖦹 wait shit wrong site 𖦹
𖦹 BEEFIN WITH MY MATE WHILE I'M IN JAIL TRY NOT TO CLICK OUT BOUT RESTRICTION CAN'T MAKE BAIL MAAZII GONE BUT ALL IS WELL i aint call in a minute, ain't balled in a minute... 𖦹
𖦹 and dere's blood on the floor we lookin kinna triflin 𖦹
𖦹 do NOT pull up to da freakward rn i'm on lunch break 𖦹
𖦹 who up hatin dey ancestors 𖦹
𖦹 my hand fell asleep 𖦹
𖦹 new song droppin tonight it's called ooch ouch on da couch 𖦹
𖦹 yall wylin just freaky deaky postin before 2... shameful 𖦹
𖦹 At da freakward – Where da masochists at? Hookie want boing boing! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d1b455b41e59.png 𖦹
𖦹 Don't trust da clowns yall 𖦹
𖦹 who tryna hit up da church wid me 𖦹
𖦹 on da load gaper schemin' 𖦹
𖦹 Will you do dat regardless I'm tryna drown out da noise in my head 𖦹
𖦹 Feelin cute might walk by some hives and turn mfs power off 𖦹
𖦹 Hive across da way complainin about da screamin. I should go number 6 in dey ablution block 𖦹
𖦹 Just saw a chitt yall gotta be careful out dere 𖦹
𖦹 "What dat mouth do" lie n' sew confusion, maybe even a lil discord 𖦹
𖦹 Yall are haunting ME atp keep it up tho it's makin my palmhusk beep to da beat 𖦹
𖦹 First of all, I hope yall sleep well today. Second of all don't look behind you 𖦹
𖦹 Step one don't take me seriously step two don't run dey like dat 𖦹
𖦹 Again... dey lackin priorities you should start a fight 𖦹
𖦹 Could hang widda friend n shake ass togetha 𖦹
𖦹 Dese trolls have no PRIORITIES. 𖦹
𖦹 Don't care about da holinight yall needa shake some ass 𖦹
𖦹 I hope you see me not only as da random purple on your feed, but also, hopefully, as da random purple on your feed. 𖦹
𖦹 Weezy F Baby and da F stands for fool's gold 𖦹
𖦹 Churches widda swivel chairs give me 360 degree instigatin advantage. I be like 'oh you think dis shit funny?' Turn around. 'Wasn't you talkin shit about him on chittr last night' Whole time I'm just a 5% clown 𖦹
𖦹 You talmbout frightenin to think about YOU DA BANDIT 𖦹
𖦹 Yall be safe out dere da booty bandit is real and out dere 𖦹
𖦹 I mean I DO like blood don't get me wrong. Shit gets real bloody at da freakward but dat's all consensual I got papers mfs gotta sign and everything for dat. But no I meant da white paint on my face I only use white and black anyway. 𖦹
𖦹 If you scared of clowns you should be. Not me tho. I just think da paint cute on me. 𖦹
𖦹 Not a damn thing you right. 𖦹
𖦹 Yall mind if I wild out? 𖦹
𖦹 I wanna kiss dat priest. 𖦹
𖦹 WE (I'm) goin to church yall 𖦹
𖦹 We could fix society if everyone bounced dat ass a lil more I believe 𖦹
𖦹 Okay so get to wobblin 𖦹
𖦹 Shake ass not only for ya podna but also for da bad lil shawty in ya soul -- Bouncealations 12:1 𖦹
𖦹 Don't care what day it is yall don't shake enough ass on here 𖦹
𖦹 Da trolls hatin provin my point 𖦹
𖦹 Yoo imagine being mad. Couldn't be me. Whimsy everywhere. Beautiful clouds in da sky. Donut glaze on my chest, sprinkles added btw and my burger got more mustard than da empress' fleet 𖦹
𖦹 It's beaucoup freaka leeks on tonight per usual 𖦹
𖦹 Chasm might be real yall ionno 𖦹
𖦹 I GUESS. Just seems like diet edgin tho 𖦹
𖦹 .... Nay, I shan't. 𖦹
𖦹 Dis sound freakier than just watchin it flail about ionno. 𖦹
𖦹 So if you chaste and allat like... when you get horny do you just look at it. Like just look at ya bulge and wait for it to stop or #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 I'm sorry. 𖦹
𖦹 Me personally? Who am I to not choke da worm every now and then? #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a131a33392db.png 𖦹
𖦹 Feelin cute. Might hit up a church. Might blow kisses from da back pew. Who knows. 𖦹
𖦹 I try to do right, I do. I just be failin and dat's okay. 𖦹
𖦹 If your chitt got a read more I ain't readin allat. 𖦹
𖦹 If you don't got nobody just be faster than da drones ez 𖦹
𖦹 I do not beg for hole but I will plead my case. #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 Might fuck around and join a church for certain religious exemptions. Might still shoot da slurry anyway. Who knows. #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 Wazzam podna 𖦹
𖦹 Thank ya! 𖦹
𖦹 @sufferingGxspel Answer da question. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4ef57e78bcd.png #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 What it feel like? 𖦹
𖦹 Oh shit ya boy got a badge 𖦹
𖦹 Yall think it's time for me to repent and shit? 𖦹
𖦹 Ain't gon hold you shawty I'm havin trouble decipherin dis one. 𖦹
𖦹 Thinkin bout how dat selfie I took for a certain someone™ also has an alternate slug-out version. Not one to post my friend publicly but if he asked.... ;^) 𖦹
𖦹 Bed bug topic timing is unfortunate. I have fuel now, but I shall show restraint. For now. 𖦹
𖦹 Went to da freakward and dey knew alla yall 𖦹
𖦹 Podna it's plenty all over both outside and on dis site dere's even enough for you 𖦹
𖦹 When I want em. 𖦹
𖦹 Off tonight what should I do? I'm thinkin bout scarin da hoes 𖦹
𖦹 Where is my emotional support mangosteen 𖦹
𖦹 I might be missin somethin here but so far I've learned dat da killer robot with da baddie body got a big hole 𖦹
𖦹 I mean issa kinda bug. 'Cupe bug, or bed bug if you fancy #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 So you sayin I needa bring mine out so it can greet all da others? #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 Don't put me on speaker crab in public I'll start moanin. Whimperin, even. Might throw ya name in dere too #nsfw 𖦹
𖦹 Da light cracking through my mind. 𖦹
𖦹 I'm havin a conniption yall 𖦹
𖦹 You tryna get into his hole(s) I'm tryna get in his nightmares we are not da same 𖦹
𖦹 Conniption cancelled, client appointment soon. 𖦹
𖦹 Nobody can tell me shit bro 𖦹
𖦹 Feelin a lil objectified rn. Sexualized even. Keep it goin. 𖦹
𖦹 Meetin da mangosteen tonight wish me luck 𖦹
𖦹 Ask me if I'm well (I'm not). 𖦹
𖦹 Happy to report my lil mangosteen liked my gift. 𖦹
𖦹 You ever mind your business and ya slug just start talkin 𖦹
𖦹 Yall think I can get my lil mangosteen to laugh? 𖦹
𖦹 Pulled dis trolls teeth and used da blood to gag em dat shit look like a kanker burger 𖦹
𖦹 What happens in da freakward happens but don't bring ya ass to my place funky cause now I'm mad 𖦹
#yearnposting. what if we were 2 trees and our roots tangled and tightened around each other and they'd have to rip our bodies apart to separate us. man. ☠︎︎
𖦹 Dere's always some shit happenin here cause yall don't shake enough ass 𖦹
𖦹 Where's dat one troll I needa ask if dey shake ass in da metaverse 𖦹
𖦹 Perhaps I will see him tomorrow night. And yes I mean my lil mangosteen 𖦹
𖦹 Alright it's done you gon see da affects in about 2 to 3 business nights. Neuropathways gotta recallibrate and allat 𖦹
𖦹 Don't listen to da haters tryna silence da sluts n whores be free horny post all night every night 𖦹
𖦹 Kinda fucked up how close my kull is to my kult when all I do is chill and run my lil clinic and freakward. And post about da mangosteen as part of a more recent patch 𖦹
𖦹 Oh right I think it was da hookie want boing boing chitt. Dey didn't like dat one fellas 𖦹
WHaat is so straange aabout it?
OH my, you must be quite proficient with the interwebs
⋆⁺‧₊☽ 'm on bedrest right now, but-- um!! 'll do m' best!!!! ☾₊‧⁺⋆
⋆⁺‧₊☽ Well, um... 'opefully y' get it back??? ☾₊‧⁺⋆
[THE FOLK$ ATOP THE LADDER ARE THE ONE$ THE WORLD ADORE$, $O BU$T ME ↑ MY LADDER KID AND I'LL BU$T YOU ↑ YOUR$!]
there aint much to do this late at night huh
THough on thaat note, I would aalso likke to aapologise for yesterdaay, it waas unbecoming of me
THaankk you for being wiser thaan me
I aapologise, I aam drunkk aand aacting stupid, I should go lie down. I do hope the scaars on your psyche aare not too deep #substaances
I shaall... leaave you to your devices, I suppose
n/), fuck y/)u (n/)nchalant) ((n/) sexual intent)) #nsfw
I miss my ten thousand two grubs ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ #sick #grub #mygrubs #bedrest
Same hΩnestly
:(
YOu revel in this! YOu taakke enjoyment in my suffering, your cruelty kknows no bounds!
⊹₊˚{ .... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
x lxke bottom feeder
I CALL YᛟU GUYS ===> CᚺUCKLEFUCKS, GLITTEᚱSᚺITTEᚱS, AND PUNY GᚱAPES ALLᛟT NᛟT ᚱEALLY SLUᚱS JUST ᛗY NICKNAᛗES Fᛟᚱ YAS ᚺA!!! >ᛒJ
∙☾__☽ can ya'll just ̶f̶uck alrready prre ̶f̶errably in public like all the pitch ̶f̶lirrting
excuse me
∙☾__☽ rread it again and tell me what's con ̶f̶using goldie
Now, what exactly does the dress-code for the bitchless look like?
I'm fine.
īll kēēp dāt īn mīnd
chest hurts again.
thīs īs īncrēdībly sād tø mē būtī ūndērstānd
it is pretty nice >.•...
D --> Bad post
OH no, not the slug aagaain...
⋆⁺‧₊☽ 'll be rootin' f'r y'!! :) ☾₊‧⁺⋆
⋆⁺‧₊☽ Oh! Well, 'm sure y'll score a kiss at some point! ^^ I believe in y'!! ☾₊‧⁺⋆
oh...wow gUlp...
[ It has historica||y and famous|y so. ]
i'm so funny i'm surprised i haven't been culled yet
∙☾__☽ Oh brrotherr not you too It's not, doesn't even smell /:
∙☾__☽ they want me so bad brrotherr idk
well yes, my multitudes being affected by sOmething sO small wOuld be pathetic and sad.
luckily nOne Of it has seriOusly impacted my head yet.
Still egregious with the pity reacts, I see. Not that I expected much to change in the... Oh. It's 8een a month? Time really flies!
Yes!
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ō͡≡o..hm. Oftèn Whèn I Do Mèètings I Gèt A Complàin Or Two Aftèrwàrds About My Spèèçhès Bèçàusè Of My Aççènt And How It Màkès It Diffiçult To Undèrstànd Mè Somètimès, I Don't Pèrsonàlly Think It's Thàt Hàrd.
((Going through a gnarly break-up irl ((Sorry there won't be kitty shenanigans for a few days </3 ((I will return though
well shit
- Don't wor=ry about the stalker al=legations. They're true but it's my busines=s, not yours. -
∙☾__☽ show hole? #ns ̶f̶w
[I DON'T LIKE YOU]
for the record i haven't unpacked shit on ths website i've been on my best behavior this entire goddamn time
((I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS AI. I'M DONE
𖦹 Is it time to bring da slugs out? #nsfw 𖦹
c< CHONNy JasH's - CHONNy's CHarMiNg CHaOs COMpeNdiuM VOl 1, great albuM, frOM a great artist >c
(( hahaha I noticed. Himero will be backing off in a sec.
>> Fa¡r enough, ¡'m g1ad you have ડmth you 1¡ke then :)) And you certa¡n1y ડtand out for ¡t (poડ¡t¡ve)
>> ડob. Cry ડn¡ff1 ¡ a1ડo AGREE w¡th you and your maડk, ડorry. That'ડ why ¡ waડ here ¡n the f¡rડt p1ace 😔 ¡dk why peop1e are trynna get you to take ¡t off, everyth¡ng you ડa¡d waડ ડpot on
(＠＾◡＾) Can you eat with the mask on?!
Why? Ya fa¢e di$$$figured or $$$omethin’ brotha?
∙☾__☽ WHY WHY ARE YOU HERE?!? YOU AREN'T EVEN A TROLL PUSSBLOOD THIS HAS LESS THAN NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
∙☾__☽ brrotherr i'm so sorrrry this thing has been botherring me ̶f̶orr HOURS
TW: #hem9spectrum #69rderlinehem9ism #fetishism 'Sunset6l99d' is 96vi9usly prefera6le t9 l*w6l99d (#der9gat9rylanguage), and I understand is typically said with reverence that 69rders 9n fetishizati9n - 6ut t9 96sess 9ver warm6l99ds and reduce them t9 n9thing m9re than their 6l99d c9l9ur minimizes their experiences. F9r future reference, 'warm6l99d' is the preferred term.