ʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏʟꜰ
@ultracriticalBalk
-^J∇st a bl∇e g∇y getting by.^- -^Call me by my handle initials.^-
(◕ ᴥ ◕) if gyuu ever need romance advice… i’m your girl guehe
-^I need advice with something. We can't talk here. Email me...^-
-^I act∇ally don't have an email set ∇p I didn't think yo∇'d respond. Tho∇ght yo∇'d be b∇sier considering yo∇'re the n∇mber one expert or something. B∇t whatever. Anyway. My partner has... an iss∇e with followers. Give me advice.^-
Sometimes I do think about how my life would be if I was a rainbowdrinker.. Would I be more rowdier? Would I be more vicious? Curious...
-^𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮.^-
✿ wat da hell is this bro i can’t read cursive
-^If yo∇ can't read it then it wasn't meant for yo∇r eyes... Back to posting salacio∇s images for yo∇, creep.^-
pUttIn it on the rEcOrd that I'vE nEvEr lost a fight in which sOmeonE ElsE didnt fuck me OvEr bEforehAnd. im the slIpperiEst mOtherfuckEr in gUlchscourgE.
-^Slippery beca∇se yo∇'re probably greasy as f∇ck. Go take a shower, rank f∇cker.^-
hArdEr than it lOOks to get the stink of gAsolinE OuttA AnythIng. im nOthIng if not cOnsistEnt. holds up a hell of a lot bEttEr than the wet dog yOU lOOk lIkE yOu'vE got gOIn on.
-^Walking aro∇nd m∇sty as f∇ck. Literally smelling gassy. Yo∇ disg∇st me.^-
✿ first order of #glurpiweek. i invite u all over to get #crunk but not my scary bald roommate (he WILL stomp on u liek a big for looking at him. trust me i kno)
-^*Said *Said. Yo∇'re an idiot. Giant idiot. G for Gl∇rpi. G for Giant. Giant Idiot.^-
Any♡ne else feel like their quadrants are just c♡llecti♡ns ♡f knives p♡inted at the s♡ftest parts ♡f y♡u and y♡u keep leaning in h♡ping ♡ne day s♡me♡ne will twist hard en♡ugh t♡ make the n♡ise st♡p? N♡? ♡k I’m g♡ing t♡ sleep.. #nsfwe #sexual-vi♡lence #suicidal-th♡ughts
-^... Anyone watching the new Trollj∇st∇ Kaisen?^-
⚓< im only on episode three of the newest season. no spoilers. >
CX Do you think Lusii are ever, like, disappointed when we don’t grow up more like them… Oo
ᐖ I HOPE #GLURPIWEEK GETS ᑈANᑈELLEᐖ ᐛ
a aaww f uck.i...slept litera aally all daylong
-^So... Sometimes I fish. Leave a comment if I sho∇ld post my catches sometime or something. Or don't. I don't care. :=/^-
wer g0nna be gud frendz 1 can feel 1t B] 1m w1nk1n under my c00l zhadez
-^:=| I'm going to hate this chit. FYI^-
-^Stop hating my chits.^-
✿ ahhh u mad 😂😂😂
-^I've seen people call yo∇ that at least three times in this one scrolling session.^-
-^??? No like yo∇r act∇al bare ass was on the news. F∇cking disg∇sting btw. That's why no one listens to yo∇r trash ass m∇sic.^-
-^What I do is an act∇al f∇cking profession, yo∇'re playing dress-∇p(well, now ▽NDRESS ∇p) in front of horned ∇p losers.^-