♠ hated by @ultracriticalBalk
↗️I AM GOING TO HOLD MY NUB UNDER THE RUNNING WATER OF THE OFFICE PRONG WASHING STATION NOW.↗️ ↘️in an attempt to beat a previously set record of holding their breath, held by someone who put approximately zero effort into it.↘️ ↗️RECORD MY TIME.↗️
the f1sh curse at 1t aga1n, po1nts and laughs
♯LOL?
xx_uuuu..._uaughh..._ummm............._i_wuz_gunna_insult_ur_wolf_thing_but_chchow_finks_dat_is_so_freaking_kewl_actually_can_we_draw_our_beastsonas_together_sumtiem??_x3_xx
Awoooooooooooo
"= you'll find out some night. ="
♯myincantations had ♯nothing to ♯do with whatever is going on ♯btw
1T BARELY WAS ANYTH1NG EVER
♯LMFAO?
♯fuckidk dont you have any ♯fishmongering ♯friends
do you have any ♯FRIENDS ♯ATALL? ♯lol
♯figureitout
i said there would be ♯nospecifics / you should have made ♯accomodations
♯GUY WHO CALLED ♯BULLSHIT AND WAS ♯UNAWARE OF ♯MYGAME ^^^^
♯whatever / ♯fishmongers will ask you for a ♯duplicationcharm & then try to ♯blame you when they ♯run out of ♯space
Perhaps I'm a glutton, but if you truly need a partner... I'm always open. ;p #pailingseason
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One does not CRAVE attention. They simply CANNOT BE IGNORED... for its VISAGE is MOST DESPICABLE... I should get a new dress. Ʒ
We should like rub bulges or something ahah. Y/N?
get to coup not dog 1 have a feel1ng youve got pan damage lol
#IThinkToday #IsAGoodDay
I doon't get laid because my oobligatoory highblooood vioolence suppressants have a side effect oof destrooying my libidoo #nsfw
✿ i want a burgur with 55 patties an 55 fries
↗️I WAS JUST GOING TO REMIND YOU↗️ ↘️to not let the door hit you on the way out.↘️ ↗️LAUGHING OUT LOUD.↗️
#Okay #ImCalmAgain #LOL
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[A##EPT YOU'VE BEEN #OWNED]
#WrotheThisIsUnbearablyFunny #YouAreSoMuchFuckingFunnierThanPeopleGiveYouCreditFor
↘️some would say i am walking this barkbeast.↘️ ↗️IT IS RELATIVELY EASY.↗️
#2Edgy4Me
I Have Never Seen Wrothe Make A Good Post Before. This Is History Being Made.
#Dude #WolfiesGettingOwned #WrotheIsStraightUpKillingHimRightNow #IveNeverBeenSoThrilledInMyLife
you’re l1terally mak1ng 1t so easy what are you even talk1ng about
have h1m penc1l you 1n for 9pm torment then 1 have 8pm booked
øk nnøw ēdīt hīm whēn hē's īn thē cøcønūt tøp ānmd frūīt hēāddrēss thānks
↗️ARE YOU BEING A GOOD BARKBEAST.↗️ ↘️laughing out loud.↘️
For My Next Trick, I Am Going To Bark At Him. #positive
↘️a hit howlbeast will hollar, as they say.↘️
Ah can't even te∫∫ ♆hat Ah'm ∫ookin' at. And ♆hat's a "beastsona"?
#IThinkActuallyYouMightBeTheFunniestFuckingTrollAlive #WrotheImObsessedWithYou #ThisIsSoFuckingFunny #HolyShit
↗️HELLO.↗️
I H@ve To @dmit, The Effort Th@t Went Into Thi$ M@ke$ Thi$ Tru7y Hi7@riou$. You Get Point$. Ju$t Thi$ Once ☝️
Oh My Fucking God.
↘️@ultracriticalBalk ↘️ ↗️I HAVE AMMENDED WHAT YOUR BEASTSONA SHOULD LOOK LIKE, AFTER SEEING YOUR PRIOR POST.↗️ ↘️in order to eclipse the full depth of your innate, pitiful goofiness, i have spent hours if not minutes editing this dutifully.↘️ ↗️BEHOLD, WETWOLF.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/523bbb8f217b.jpg ↘️
xx_SOOOOO_KYOOOT_JUS_LIEK_DOGY_xx
If my Chitts keep flopping I’m actually just going to throw a 8rick at someone. </3
Be prooud oof yoourself my chudling yoou have prooven yoour hoonoorary status
goregle 1s free, and yet you came to ch1ttr w1th the expectat1on of NOT gett1ng ground to a f1ne powder? 1ncred1ble actually
#FromWhatIHearYoureTaken #ButItsFlatteringAnyways
#Nope
#PWNED
th1s 1s actually so sad
horr1d......... but 1 l1ke the maje5t1c nature......... of the theoret1cal bea5t......... 1 5hall have 30 bred......... for hold1ng and del1ver1ng my 5word5......... but 1t5 5neer1ng eye5 mock me......... therefore 1 5hall have your 5p1nal column de-5egmented and re-5egmented......... plea5e 5ee your neare5t local drone 5tat1on for th15 procedure.........
>>>((You)) cannot unreap (What) has been sown...
#YoureSoFunnyWolfie #<3 #SeeYouTomorrow #;]
↘️yes.↘️
l1terally he wasnt gonna d1e l1ke 1t was all for show. do you not have a sense of dramat1c1sm
you need to be less gull1ble 1 th1nk
you can bel1eve whatever you want to bel1ve lol lmao
thats my normal not dog haha
hey ben 1ce that guy was tru1ng
th1ngs just haoppen to me whetehr 1 want them to or not dog.. dog? youre not even a wolf alol
1 dont, 1 dont have a matespr1t, also sounds l1ke youve got some boundary and anger 1ssues to deal w1th + L + rat1o
#LOL #YoureFunnyWolfie
#HAHA #Sorry #WolfieStuck
xx_HEGHEHGEHHEE_xx
♯instead you ♯caught ♯otherdiseases
✿ dude. fukked up. da glurp never did nothin to u
✿ n to all my fuhreakin haters FUKKKK u https://i.ibb.co/3YV0ZNjq/Illustration.png
↗️I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIM.↗️
✿ wat the actual flip they really do got wrothe in a sawz trap free my officechud bro
↗️I HAVE INSERTED MY FONDLEGRASPER INTO A JAR OF VINEGAR-DRENCHED OBLONG VEGETABLES.↗️ ↘️to retrieve a single, shiny caegar.↘️ ↗️HOWEVER, MY CLOSED FIST IS TOO LARGE FOR ME TO EXTRACT OUT OF THE JAR.↗️ ↘️they are telling me if i release the caegar, i am free to go.↘️ ↗️BUT I AM NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE.↗️ ↘️a caegar saved is a caegar earned.↘️ ↗️AND I AM DEEP INTO MY GRINDSET.↗️
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GYUP! that's guright! FRAIMI HAS A CHECKMARK!! i guam the BEST cupid advisor on this gusite!! and i have a check to prove it!! guehehehe!!!
DEL: Respond ==> uoy tcepser yllautca I dnim reven ehtorW pu taeb taht yug eht er'uoy desilaer tsuj I tiaw hO ...
ᐖ U MISSING OUT AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ᐛ
Just One? I Won't Tell Anyone You Did It. #positive
DEL: Mock ==> yas dluow skrab ohw yug a gnihtemos ekil sdnuos...
Every Time I See Your Name On The Feed I Want To " Awoo " At You Because I Think It Would Be Funny.
Ƹ 🌂 > Bloody berry ♪ So BLOODY ♪ The Dark One loves bloody berry ♪ Ʒ
↗️I HAVE NEGLECTED TO MAKE A POST IN SEVERAL NIGHTS.↗️ ↘️literally disgusting of me, my numbers have remained staunchly stagnant.↘️ ↗️REST ASSURED THAT MY ACUTE BUSINESSENSE AND CAEGAR-ORIENTED THOUGHTSPONGE HAS NOT DULLED IN MY ABSENCE.↗️ ↘️i am on that "a.b.g grindset".↘️ ↗️ALWAYS BE GRINDING.↗️ ↘️always be groveling.↘️
https://media1.tenor.com/m/wFOq9TrnBxgAAAAd/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker.gif
>> ¡ th¡nk Wrothe,,, haડ the capac¡ty to ¡mprove. Vague1y.
#Lol
↗️FAILURE.↗️
↘️and yet you did not stop.↘️
#LOLOL #SeeYouThenWolfie #;*
#Bet
#LOLOLOL #IfYouHadAnyRealConnectionYouWouldKnowLoneWolvesDontSurvive #TheyreUsuallyTheWeakestAndLeastTolerable
ᐖ ASSES ᐖA ORIGINAL WAS BUMS I THOT U'ᐖ KNO TO PLURALIZE IT ᐛ
#GuysWillBeLike #IHaveASpiritualConnectionToWolves #YouWouldntGetIt........ #AndThenTheyExpectYouToTakeThemSeriously
#IDONTGETIT #YoureUnreal
#Nvm #Keeping
↗️WHY WAS IT HUMILIATING FOR ME.↗️ ↘️to dominate you in a round only to have your soft pusher for your quadrant be consistently brought up.↘️ ↗️OKAY.↗️
#LOL #Oh #YouCouldnt #WaterboardThisOutOfMe #AndIveSaidSomeEmbarrassingShit
#Wow #HisProfileBannerIsAWolf #Embarrassing #WetWolf #Directposting
#IfNothingElse #ThatWasStillTheMostExcitingThingIveDoneIn #Uhh #CountsOnMyFingers #ThreeSweeps? #NotThatTheFightWasExciting #ButReffingAndBeingAPartOfThat #ThatWasFun #IfItWasntSoBusyInThere #AndIfWrotheAndWolfWerentTheMostPatheticIndigosIveEverSeen #IThinkICouldHaveReallyGottenIntoThat
#BodieILikeYou #WetWolf
I'm sorry, that was rude. ❣︎
I really do not think either of you came out of that looking ꫂ❁articularly good to be honest! ❣︎
Only if you’re certain. Shame, he would have been good for you.
Ƹ 🌂 > You are a LITTLE GNAT buzzing in the Dark One's EAR... such things are NOT true as that would ruin the state of their EGL dresses... YOU WOULD NOT KNOW A THING ABOUT FASHION... with your FISH-SMELLING OVERALLS.. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One IS NOT LARPING. And also, the Dark One has a 1,000 step skincare routine the LIKES of which YOU have never seen... lone WOLF... more like POOR MISERABLE MUTT... Ʒ
↗️I AM A SUBSTANDARD SELECTION OF AN INDIGOBLOOD, BEHOLDEN TO THE PHYSICALITY OF EXEMPLARY MEMBERS OF OUR CASTE.↗️ ↘️you, despite being a literal idiot, are one of those.↘️ ↗️A LOSER TO MOST.↗️ ↘️but a winner against me.↘️ ↗️I CAN LITERALLY ONLY HOPE TO ASPIRE TO BE YOUR LEVEL.↗️
↗️TO WHAT, LOSE?↗️ ↘️to growl at the competitors like a raging barkbeast.↘️ ↗️OR TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, MAYBE.↗️
Ƹ 🌂 > You will. The Dark One has already cursed you... bad luck tomorrow. MUAHAHA! Ʒ
Was aboout too say "ooh it's like that oone time when i goot an yeast infectioon" and then realized i shoould proobably noot. Say that oon the internet foor hundreds oof peoople toooo see 8|
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↘️the way literally none of these answers make sense.↘️
↗️LAUGHING OUT LOUD.↗️
↘️i am not going to take criticism from someone whose name is tantamount to↘️ ↗️THE INCREDIBLE BULK.↗️ ↘️i am failing to see what alternative solution you could have provided for the puzzle, but i guess there is a reason why i am posting my sudoku completion and you are not posting yours.↘️ ↗️NONEXISTENT.↗️ ↘️you literally probably do not even play.↘️
-=[ hii x-)_☺]=-
"= that's better. that is the strong blueblood fishing troll i expected to talk to. hm. okay, i am asking you to. ="
I am onc3 again My boyfri3nd i2 cool3r than your boyfri3nd 2orry not 2orry
"= lol. ="
✿ woah who da hell is xandra and why she send me MONAY DA FUKKK do i have an admirer... heh.. hayyy.... hmu laday https://i.ibb.co/nsQ3zrYC/xandragift.webp
My boyfri3nd2 cool3r than your boyfri3nd.
"= siiiigh. whatever. if i ever see him i'm sinking his boat and he can have a swimming lesson. or like i don't know i'll just like poke tiny holes in it so it doesn't immediately do it or something. ="
"= i don't know. i could never have no emotions. i've been struggling with having a sheer fucking lack of anything going on up there and now that i'm getting it back for once it feels so fucking good, you know? even though it feels terrible, then when you come down from that, it feels great, and that is the trollian cycle. if you are calm, you are disappointing me, i thought you were being earnest with your dislike. ="
"= the only thing out of order here. is. yyyyour pan. not understanding my intentions, the very first time. ="
"= you are so empty up there. noted... ="
"= idk man you were the one making gup jokes fucking yesternight. what now? haha. that is yours to figure out, you made it personal coming onto my horns post and attacking a birthed feature of my body, if you want to take it that way, so, what fucking ever stupid. ="
"= fucked up sleep schedule ^^^^ ="
damn thats crazy i aint readin all dat happy for you tho. or sorry that happened 🙏
Reverse Psychology Doesn't Work On Me.
me when the internet (known for showing not just pole but also HOLE) has hole AND pole on it 😱🤯
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) pretty sure you're one of the few that doesn't ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
"= stfu!!!! ="
"= dying from my hole in my chest. #reviving. whole and. unharmed. #crosspost ="
waittttttt why is karkat trade now
THAT S0UNDED L1KE A GREAT T1ME. 1 AM W1LL1NG T0 HEAR M0RE AB0UT TH1S DREAM.
✿ too long didnt read ahhh u mad u mad 😂😂😂😂
Your life must be super boring.
𝓛𝓲𝓴𝓮𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓮, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓪 𝓶'𝓸𝓴'𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓯.
:33 < mew efurr read something. and then read it again. and again. and again. and mew still dont get it and mewr just. :33 < *looks at paws* :33 < why am i dumb
:33 < maybe mewr just too closed about mewrs
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MUTHAHAFUCKERS AREN'T BEING OPEN ENOUGH.
👏✨💕she open on my sexual til i endeavor #lol💕✨👏
he’s s♡ whiny t♡night (¬_¬) #n♡ts♡v𝔞guep♡sting ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ـ-
Ƹ 🌂 > Ah yes. You love the Dark One's greatest ally? Minivi? Well I love her too. Gaze upon her custom make. Yes, the Dark One lovingly crafted her. Muahaha. MUAHAHAHA. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/110545305_VycI7owVe7Ejnr8.png Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > HARK! The dark one has arrived. Be afraid. Ʒ
Maybe so.
You first.
Brother you have GOT to stop getting your quotes from whatever site you're on. You can't post cringe while also posting your honey.
If that's what you think is going on here, yessir.
This is beautiful chittr user ultracriticalBalk
Oh man, he doesn't even know. Chief, I'm making fun of you.
YOU LOOK A BIT LIKE ME. DONT STEAL MY STYLE.
↘️what is going on in your comments and why.↘️
(◕ ᴥ ◕) when the guwaiter brings out the mozzarella sticks https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/109298727_ab8b4gEkdXgaTHN.png
@ultracriticalBalk I have been #HumblePosting for many moons, valued constituent.
Caught this one last #fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/30ujxVe.png
D --> Not wishing for the death of something does not make me weaker I assure you D --> Killing is far easier than not killing
D --> I feel bad for the fish
you didn't hav3- to post this on3-
AND g3-nuin3-. two things can b3- tru3- i want my good boy points
i wanna mak3- fun of you for b3-ing into fishing but that's actually just a sick catch tf
TRY CATCHING YOUR CONVERTER.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol.
I have just been made aware: There is currently a group going around and stealing catalytic converters out of cars. Exercise caution when leaving your vehicle unattended. To those of you who already fell victim to this group: Whoopsies! The good news is they won’t steal it twice. Probably.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) that’s not quadrant advice…
(◕ ᴥ ◕) yes uuhaiiii
won't be the last tImE i hEAr that OnE this WipE.
Any♡ne else feel like their quadrants are just c♡llecti♡ns ♡f knives p♡inted at the s♡ftest parts ♡f y♡u and y♡u keep leaning in h♡ping ♡ne day s♡me♡ne will twist hard en♡ugh t♡ make the n♡ise st♡p? N♡? ♡k I’m g♡ing t♡ sleep.. #nsfwe #sexual-vi♡lence #suicidal-th♡ughts
wer g0nna be gud frendz 1 can feel 1t B] 1m w1nk1n under my c00l zhadez
(V)(',,')(V) f℧℧℧ckkk i j℧st pinched my finger
✿ this why u play around in chum buckets u lame o
✿ yeah i bet u catch minnows
✿ no u didn’t u cray bro
✿ nobody calls me dat u chud
im gonna hate your chits now just cuz you said that sorry man
✿ ahhh u mad 😂😂😂