@undyingUmbrage — #alphaadvice
IT IS FUNNY. THAT EVEN WHEN MY PRESENCE IS LIMITED BY THE EXTENT OF MY RETROCAUSALITY. I AM STILL FEARED. THE AMPWHORA OF BEFWHORUS (DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) WAS SHAKING IN HIS SKINNY JEANS, TERRIFIED OF MY ARRIVAL. MY ALPHA ADVICE FOR THE DAY IS: TERRIFY CRONUS AMPORA IN WAYS THAT DEFINE HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE. #ALPHAADVICE
V SIGN UP FOR YOUR LORDS BOY HAREM BELOW V REQUIREMENTS: MUST BE A BETA BISHOUNEN BEAUTY. AKA. FEMALE ENOUGH. AND MUST BE CAPABLE OF SENTIMENTAL CONVERSATION. REMINDER: THIS IS A FUCKING ***POWER*** PLAY, OF RAW, DOMINEERING, MACHO FUCKING POWER, AND IS *****NOT***** GAY. #NSFW #ALPHAADVICE
NEVER FORGET THAT THE ALPHA IS OWED HIS BETA BOY. THE YAOI GOD DECREES IT. #ALPHAADVICE #NSFW
HAVE YOU. EVER CONSIDERED. THAT THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE YOUR COSMIC INSIGNIFICANCE WORTHWHILE. AT ALL. IS TO GET MY CROWBAR. INSIDE YOUR SKULL? #ALPHAADVICE #VIOLENCE #IMGONNAKILLYOU
ALPHA ADVICE. START DRESSING REAL CUTE AND SNUGGLING. #ALPHAADVICE #YAOI
ALPHA ADVICE. A LOVE OF SMALL FALSE MEN IS A TEXTBOOK SIGN OF AN ALPHA MALE. GET INTO PUPPETRY OR GET OUT, LOSER! #ALPHAADVICE
BECOME STRONG. AND WEAR COOL CLOTHING. IF YOU DO BOTH OF THESE THINGS, AND BECOME A TOLERABLE MALE, YOUR DEATH SHALL ONLY CONTAIN A FEW SECONDS OF BELLOWING IN AGONY RATHER THAN MY USUAL ELONGATED TORTURE NIGHTMARE. #ALPHAADVICE #ALPHAMALE #DIRKHUMAN
GET GREENER. GET MEANER. #ALPHAADVICE #MOTIVATIONAL